Low Expectations

Why we accidently went on a month long hiatus! 

From Olivia's wild dreams to overfilled doughnuts that deserve a shoutout to Linda, this episode has it all! Our always popular Amazon review segment is back with a product more bitter than Olivia's tears! We even discuss starting our very own advice segment, so send us your questions and stories to get our exceptional advice! Also please give exo_retro and SunKingReS a follow on Twitch for some content with expectations higher than ours!

We're baaaack! In this episode we discuss what we've been up to during our month long hiatus! Topics include: Olivia's candle haul, steampunk, and Napoleon Dynamite. We hope you are just as excited for season two as we are! 

From national parks and super calderas to a dramatic reading of the modern day "Cat in the Hat", this episode has it all with suggestions from you, yes you! Among these topics we give you a small peak into our college life and answer the age old question "What is our favorite candy?". We can't forget about Edgar Allen Poe's newest release, "Tuscan Milk and the Kitten". Special shout out to Pasta Grannies in all their wholesomeness (seriously, you should give these sweet old gals a follow on Instagram).

PS - Don't drink the milk.

With midterm/finals week in full swing this episode deviates a little from our typical content. Half of Low Expectations was drowning in assignments while the other half had a relatively easy week. With that said, Olivia is here to provide some of the best motivation you'll get all week! Don't forget to remember, just because our expectations are low doesn't mean our dreams have to be too.

In this episode we give a huge thank you to one of our listeners, Kylie! Kylie sent us in our very first voice message which, as can be expected, sent us on a wild adventure. From paranormal activity to what our favorite foods are this episode has it all! Special thanks to the asthmatic senior citizen and Baby Mop for their contributions to this episode.

***This episode is explicit and discusses heavier topics*** In this episode we welcome our friend Lydia! We discuss soooo many topics including: Anime, the earth being a Lindor Chocolate Truffle, and conspiracies that turned out to be true. We went down so many rabbit holes we just had to make it the name!

We promise you we are not purely a review podcast! This week was just very slow and we didn't have a lot to say, so we looked at some Amazon reviews. There were some that were a bust and others that were wonderful. Tune in next week where we hope to have more to talk about!

In this episode we read not one, not two, but three whole review sections on Amazon. We also touch on Daft Punk’s breakup, a puppy emergency, and toxic aspects of the internet. This episode is a little heavier than previous ones.

Special thanks to "Life Size for Kids", "Captain Kurt", and "N-n-n-no" for your contributions to this episode.

In this episode we unapologetically sing the chorus to Stacy’s Mom. A lot. We also return to Amazon to read reviews of Temptations cat treats and learn about garlic butter! Sincere apologizes to Weird Al for thinking Eiffel 65’s song, Blue (Da Ba Dee), was actually a parody by him. As you can see this episode is full of apologies...

This is our first minisode!! We have pretty much the same tangents we always do but in a shorter amount of time!

Today's minisode blesses you with the sci fi adventure that is psychology class clones, a special word from Olivia's cat, and the chance to win Low Expectations merch!! (Obviously merch isn't out yet and won't be for months, but what else did you expect from us low expectation filled gals??)

We promise this episode is not a steaming hot mess. Then again with expectations this low, who knows? What we do know is that our audio is finally at its peak! In this episode we discuss wonderful topics such as our Instagram, our Instagram, our Instagram, and other very important stuff! Look, our semester is starting so... give us a break. We thought you had LOW expectations not high ones....

All sarcasm aside, in this episode we talk about small businesses, Etsy, the Amish (again), and the glory that is mac and cheese loaf. Shout out to the live (it was live then) reaction to an email chain! How exciting!