BeetleCast
By BeetleMilk Publishing
BeetleCastMar 16, 2023
Thot Shiz
Ghost and Pope talk about music. It wasn't planned that way, just happened.
47. Ghostbody Coast to Coast: Requiem for a Ghost
A Ghostbody solo episode? These only happen... once or twice a year. Yeah, it's me again. Pope is off selling shark feet in the south seas so it's up to me to entertain the masses. Here I talk about games I will (and will not) be playing, future plots, collabs of the wanted variety, and other things that spilled out of my stream of consciousness infused mouth. That said here are some shoutouts including some that I didn't mention in the show but still mean a lot:
Iboni Moon: https://www.twitch.tv/Ibonimoon
Shiki Duh: https://www.twitch.tv/shiki_duh
Itsthehotline: https://www.twitch.tv/its_the_hotline
Mav aka DigitalClubhouse: https://www.twitch.tv/digitalclubhousetv
ThatWretch: https://www.twitch.tv/ThatWretch
Lucia Everblack: https://www.twitch.tv/LuciaEverblack
Izabella Ooze: https://www.twitch.tv/IzabellaOoze
Boomer Shooter
That's something that exists.
Pope Box
There he goes again. Happy New Year!
Dad of Boy
Forgive me if it sounds a bit wonky, I am learning Audacity. Also, light spoilers for God of War Ragnarok.
Whiskey and Rye
43. Who the F#@k Are You Ft Lady Valfina
Hey so, Pope isn't here this week so I (Ghost) decided to take the reins and continue the WTFAY series with a friend of mine: Lady Valfina. We talk about fighting games, trans existence, power-lifting and more. Also, I know that audio is a little scuffed, discord decided to have it's way with latency and I'm a little newer to editing than Pope is, I might remaster this at some point but CONTENT IS CONTENT.
And I'm bringing back numbers
Check Valfina out at www.twitch.tv/LadyValfina and Arisuki at twitch.tv/Arisuki
Check me out at www.twitch.tv/Ghostbody and www.twitter.com/trueghostbody
Work That Clussy Like You Should
*Trigger Warning: If you are creeped out by clowns, this might not be your episode.*
Shake what Pennywise gave ya as Ghost and Pope delve into the pain of finally hitting the wall on R34 availability, go deep into FROMSoft's awesome game output, and in general talk about content that would make The Dancing Clown himself blush. Because, ya know. Clussy.
... That is a really funny word. Like, sometimes I have to wonder WTF is up with the internet. Y'all need Jesus, every one of you. Including me, but he never shows up to "Poker and Other Assorted and Unnamed Vices" night, so it's unlikely that we'll run into each other.
I'm just waiting for the audio to upload and have nothing to do, and I'm ADD AF, so now I need something to occupy my attention. How'd y'all like the new Jurassic World? I thought it was pretty dope, to be honest, if you just forgive its flaws. You kinda have to do that with every movie, though. For example, Citizen Kane is a dope movie, if you forgive the flaw that it SUCKS. The only movie I can think of that I've ever seen that is without blame is probably Beavis and Butthead Do America. They set out to do something and did it well. We need Mike Judge to get out of animation and like directing the MCU movies or something. I can see it now, Iron Man calling Hulk a fartknocker. End Game was kinda a big deal, but I think this is the crossover we've been waiting for. Wait, when Thanos snapped, did it erase Beavis and Butthead? Or half of the TMNT? So many questions unanswered. You might be thinking "Pope, it's a movie, calm down". Well, I haven't seen that movie, so of course I have questions. Also Thanos looks like an abused ballsack. No hate on Josh Brolin, though, he's dope.
Have you ever had friends hype about something and you just can't bring yourself to give a flying shit about it? That's me and Marvel movies. Formulaic, uninspired, and boring, at least the few I've seen. And, of course, DC decides to rip them off and do it worst despite DC having better characters. I mean, what were they thinking?
Audio is processing now. Guys and gals, I'm a low typist. I've been sitting here for ten or so at this point. I could have uploaded a MP3 instead of WAV, but you guys deserve the best. So here I sit on my Sunday morning typing just to pass time. OH IT'S DONE ENJOY THE EPISODE BYE.
Website: www.beetlemilk.com
Twitch: Twitch.TV/Ghostbody
Crypto Pr0n FTW ASL AFK GLHF
Trigger warning: Most of this episode is lighthearted and fun, but we do spend some time early in the episode talking about the dark side of the adult film industry, specifically as it relates to treatment of adult actresses. It's about five minutes in and is clearly delineated, but if this is a triggering subject, just know that it's in there.
Aside from that, we talk about all sorts of things, including Metallica's hair and the possibility of Ghost dressing up like a Nun.
www.beetlemilk.com
twitch.tv/ghostbody
Pope.exe Has Stopped Functioning
DSL Sounds
www.beetlemilk.com
twitch.tv/ghostbody
Metaphysical Fitness
*Please excuse the clicking on my audio. My normal mic decided it had had enough and so I was using an alternate mic, which gave me clicking. I'll figure something out. -P*
The All is Mind, The Universe is Mental.
www.beetlemilk.com
twitch.tv/ghostbody
twitter.com/trueghostbody
The Find Out Epoch
Mess around and find out.
Who The F$^% Are You feat CoyoteFather aka "H"
Ghost gone rogue again bringing in a friend of the stream: H. Talking about art, the pressures to make $$$ with said art, the state of Destiny, and more. Definitely expect more of these guest appearances from other personalities and look forward to the next episode of BEETLECAST!
Ghostbody: www.Twitch.tv/ghostbody
Beetlemilk: www.beetlemilk.com , www.instagram.com/beetlemilk
Beetlecult Discord: https://discord.gg/ymRD3SagmZ
H Twitch (just go follow them): twitch.tv/peachpimp
Aggressively Mediocre: The BeetleCast Story
Guest song: Friday Meetups by Cara Francese. Song used with permission. Find her info here: https://linktr.ee/carafrancese
Pope and Ghost discuss music. Really, that's all it is. And a lot of masturbation references.
www.beetlemilk.com
twitch.tv/ghostbody
Onlyfans.com/operationghostbooty
www.macabremasters.com
BEETLEMILK IS SHUTTING DOWN
... For the holidays.
In this episode, Zach and I discuss clickbait and the morality of toying with emotions in order to drive up revenue (spoiler alert, we don't like it and don't do it, current episode title notwithstanding).
More Pope:
Insta: @pope_af
Website: www.beetlemilk.com
Macabre Masters: anchor.fm/macabremasters
More Ghost:
Twitch.tv/ghostbody
Twitter: @trueghostbody
OnlyFans: @OperationGhostBooty
Ghost Asides: #ADayOffTwitch
Hey, Ghostbody here. This is a (semi) solo episode dealing with an event happening September 1st: #ADayOffTwitch featuring some words from one of the heads of organization for the event, Lucia Everblack. First appearance on the show and will not be the last. That being said, peer2peer.live is one of their main projects and to this day is still the best in identity based content and tag systems available.
Check out Lucia Everblack on a day that is not Sep 1st @ Twitch.tv/LuciaEverblack
Check me out on a day that is not Sep 1st @ twitch.tv/ghostbody
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Apples?
... Probably?
www.beetlemilk.com
twitch.tv/ghostbody
*Pete Hines
Dear Puff Daddy
With Apologies To Kurt Cobain, But Not To Godsmack
We brought in Nick from Lore-Cast to talk about love, daddy's money, and everlasting cultural touchstone "WAP".
For more Pope: www.BeetleMilk.com
For More Ghostbody: twitch.tv/Ghostbody
For More Nick: YouTube
The Math Doesn't Work (Bonus Pope Solo Episode)
I had some stuff to get off my chest.
Don't worry your pretty face, though, Ghost will be back on the next one.
www.beetlemilk.com
twitch.tv/ghostbody
BeetleCast Sells Out (Sort Of)
Gummies, Manscaped, MeUndies, and a whole lot of blood.
www.beetlemilk.com
twitch.tv/ghostbody
manscaped.com (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT SPONSORED MY MANSCAPED. YET.)
Terry Crews is Too Good For This World
The title is like the Jurassic World movies. You'll get it when you listen.
Aside from that, this episode is mostly about censorship.
We did, however, talk about a lot of indie artists and I'll link them.
Trick, Get in my Car
The guys pay tribute to the legend DMX. kick Ja Rule while he's down (Which is perpetually), Discuss the benefits of well placed ad- libs, Pope celebrates 7 years and some change with his wife, and discuss the nature of popularity and how to manage it without scandal (Hint: Don't be a creep).
Website: www.beetlemilk.com
Twitch: Twitch.tv/ghostbody
No Life Shaq: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKUCm3FepRrl-VKhq0Wwajg
Randy (Eminem Animator): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7QaGLEEVMR9G6z9ZeI9aKw
Think It Over, Creep
This episode has so many trigger warnings I can’t list them all. Teeth, death, needles, juice in vents. Listen at your own risk.
Ghost, in the episode, talks about the work being done at the website peer2peer.live . We strongly recommend you check them out.
Website: www.beetlemilk.com
Ghostbody: Twitch.tv/ghostbody
The Scenic Route
Enjoy this MEGA LARGE HUGE BIGLY TREMENDOUS GIGANTIC episode, where Ghost and Pope talk about basically everything in the universe. This one is good for when you're washing the dishes.
A Late Retrospective
Devin gets uncomfortably candid on 2020, Ghost deals with tooth issues, and the world continues turning, somehow.
Website: www.beetlemilk.com
Ghostbody: Twitch.TV/Ghostbody
New Youtube Channel: Pope Explains
That's Game
RIP MF Doom, American McGee is a little gross, Rise of The Skywalker does not suck, and Ghost gets a catch phrase.
Website: www.beetlemilk.com
New YouTube Series: Pope Explains
More Ghost: Twitch.TV/Ghostbody
Rose Tinted Suckage
This one is all over the place and features more fun editing than normal, so enjoy!
Episode named by Braelen with almost no context. Jesus, I'm that guy,
www.beetlemilk.com
twitch.tv/ghostbody
Mitch McConnell Stuck His Hand in the Goblet of Fire...
Hi!
Please excuse any audio issues - I got a new computer and am getting used to it. On this episode, we talk about Straight Edge Metal, Five Flavor Fruit Punch, The Future, and we name check just about every indie creator we can think of. I am linking them below, a process that will take longer than recording and editing this podcast. Go check em out!
1. Wandering Bard - https://www.etsy.com/shop/WanderingBardToys
2. Nichele - https://twitter.com/lichnich
3. Rachel Henry - https://twitter.com/rachelghenry?lang=en
4. Luna Loves Tea - https://www.tiktok.com/@luna_loves_tea1?lang=en, @luna_loves_tea (IG)
5. Izzy Stutters - https://www.instagram.com/izzystutters/?hl=en
6. Arkantolas - @arkantolas (IG)
7. Joni Miller - https://twitter.com/jocosejoni?lang=en
8. Aziz Balami - @azizsupremeart (IG)
9. Hannah Smith - @tinyt0ad (IG)
10. Pete Barlow - @G.i. Low (IG)
11. Urumi Beauty - https://urumibeauty.com
12. Gawki - @gaw.ki (IG)
13. Blushsprout - www.blushsprout.com
14. Beastwreck - https://beastwreck.storenvy.com
15. Get Lost Perv! - www.getlostperv.com
16. Brian Melgar - https://www.amazon.com/Brian-Melgar/e/B01B5RES7C%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share
17. The Great Pamtaro - https://www.twitch.tv/thegreatpamtaro
18. Pranessa - https://pranessa.wixsite.com/pranessa
19. That Nerd Chick - https://thatnerdchick.com
20. MinchiTries - https://www.twitch.tv/minchiitries
21. NougatKAt - https://ko-fi.com/nougatkat
22. Lore-Cast - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR0HOADYZIj7Xliym3BtXMw
Jesus, that took forever. Click every link, goddamn it, and go support these amazing artists and content creators!
#SubforGhost Coast to Coast
Raw in and out, no fancy audio tricks, no big edits (if any at all), just me your friendly(?) neighborhood Ghostbody with a new episode of Beetlecast. Just me manning the helm so I talk about Beetlemilk, the streams I do, and other things that'll hopefully entertain you for the next...~45 mins? Wow, I talked a lot. Hopefully, you'll get what I'm trying to get at with this little fireside reality chat/impromptu recording. #subforghost and thanks for listening.
www.beetlemilk.com (Get your beetlecast shirt here!)
twitch.tv/ghostbody (Hey, it's me in my... natural habitat)
@beetlemilkstuff on twitter for...well...Beetlemilk
@Trueghostbody for more of the inane on goings from Ghostbody and if you want to chat the DMs are open
19. A Seeker Seeks, Pt. 2
More meditations on life, spirituality, and even if you don't believe in a higher power, how to harness that special energy that powers you.
Merch: www.beetlemilk.com
Twitter: @Beetlemilkstuff
Zach: twitch.tv/ghostbody
18. Todd "The God" Coward
In this episode, we bring on the immortal Braelen to discuss things he finds interesting, and maybe get into a few little arguments.
Merch: www.beetlemilk.com
Twitter: @beetlemilkstuff
Insta: @beetlemilk
Ghostbody: twitch.tv/Ghostbody
Braelen: IG - @Brae_B3
17. A Somber Moment
The guys take a moment to reflect on the nature of friendship and the human inclination to error, and Ghost talks about preordering a PS5.
Merch: www.beetlemilk.com
Devin: @BeetleMilk (IG), @BeetleMilkStuff (Twitter)
Zach: Twitch.tv/ghostbody, @trueghostbody (Twitter)
BeetleCast is the official podcast of the occult influenced apparel company BeetleMilk, who combine occult topics with pastel aesthetics for a new generation of secularity. We present this podcast to you, ad and sponsor free, for your entertainment and education. Any questions, concerns, or collaborative invites can be sent to beetlemilk27@gmail.com.
16. Lack of Lawyers
I got so pissed I had to beep myself out.
Merch: www.beetlemilk.com
Twitter: @beetlemilkstuff
Ghostbody: twitch.tv/Ghostbody
Favorite OF: @thatwildemountpixie
15. With Apologies to Louis Armstrong
We get a little deep in this episode, and also talk about The Batman trailer.
*NOTE: "How to Do It" is written by Stoya and Rich Juzwiak. Read it HERE.
Merch: www.BeetleMilk.com
Dev: @Delta_Grn (IG)
Zach: twitch.tv/Ghostbody
14. Sharing is Caring, but Stealing is Killing
Sending some good vibes, discussing the morality of digital DRM and fan art, and harping on Bethesda. My work is done here.
Merch: www.beetlemilk.com
Zach: Twitch.tv/ghostbody
Dev: @delta_grn (Insta)
Possi: The Best
13. I'm Not Dom
We did this one via ZOOM and I'm a jerk and had a computer crash so it's audio editing fun time!!
The main question of this episode: What was the angsty White Boi National Anthem? The answer may shock you... if you lived under a rock in 1999.
Merch here: www.BeetleMilk.com
Zach here: twitch.tv/Ghostbody
Dev here: @delta_Grn (IG)
12. Poke'ASS
I"M DONE WITH YOU POKEMON COMPANY. YOU'VE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME.
www.beetlemilk.com
Twitch.tv/GhostBody
11. Some Dark Places.
Why Is the Shiv The Key?: Conversations with ThatNerdChickTv
Welcome to a Ghostbody piloted episode of Beetlecast! My guest is the amazing makeup artist Lauren aka ThatNerdChickTv. We talk about the job, interacting with Hollywood, and THE LAST OF US! (Spoiler warning for The Last of Us 1)
Hell of a good time and I hope you enjoy.
CW: Mention of Violence, Mention of Sexual Assault, Mention of Rape, Spoilers for The Last of Us 1
Time stamps:
Who the F#$k is NerdChick? 1:16
Brushes to Faces: 22:00
"The Last of Us" Discussion Begins: 43:00
Wrap Up and Where to Find NerdChick: 90:00
https://linktr.ee/thatnerdchick
https://www.instagram.com/thatnerdchicktv/
https://www.twitch.tv/thatnerdchicktv/
As for me: https://www.twitch.tv/ghostbody
https://twitter.com/trueghostbody
https://www.instagram.com/ghostbody/
https://www.beetlemilk.com
*Choose Love Today*
10. Dreams of Vertigo
9. Who the F*%# is Ghostbody?
8. Red Dead Retrospective (Feat. Arkantolas)
In this episode, we go into some very dark stuff. It's lighthearted, of course, but I feel the need to warn you - we talk about the real life repercussions of the occult, hate crimes, a serial killer from Japan who killed kids, and other things. This episode is not for kids, and indeed none of our episodes are, but for real this time, guys. Skip this one if any of the above subjects are bothersome to you. I won't think less of you, I promise.
7. A Seeker Seeks
6. Clapping Concave Cheeks (AKA The Ballad Of Thirst)
We shout out some amazing content creators, go in depth on the art of the thirst tweet, Talk spirituality, and continue our tradition of free form conversation.
5. Quarantitties
We are losing our minds, going stir crazy. The Night Time IS The Right Time.
4. Jason MoCrowa (Bank)
This is one of the first episodes we ever made, but despite it being funny it got scuttled due to technical issues. UNTIL NOW. In this episode we discuss Mortal Kombat, charity, card games, and why Jason Momoa should REALLY not be The Crow.
3. Black, Zombie, Sexually Active Jesus
2. More Quarantine, Please!
You have questions about how to survive this pandemic, the total collapse of our political and economical systems, and most importantly - boredom. We have you covered as we go into the benefits of video games and... personal time. Don't look at us - it's endorsed by the mayor of New York and the CDC. Not this podcast, personal time. I wish the CDC jammed this podcast. Somebody put in a reference for me.