Newsroom Num-Nums
By NewsroomNum-Nums
Newsroom Num-NumsSep 19, 2021
S1E24 - Cottage Cheese Flavored Jello
Yes, yes, it's another episode from the naggy Newsroom Num-Nums guys. We turn on incognito mode to find out some info on secret sex festivals, drug deals, and Lebron James?? Gotta tune into this episode and find out.
S1E23 - Thomas Edison, Who's a Chinese Lady
Happy 4th of July everyone! You know who brings you quality content on a holiday without holiday pay? That's right! The Newsroom Num-Nums. We were promised Sparklers if we filled you in on these riveting articles today. We told them to keep them, and we'll do it from the goodness in our heart... and beer.
S1E22 - You Probably Know What They're Genitals Look Like
This episode we bring you only 3 stories. Due to rampant ADHD, we can never focus on anything enough to sit down and give you the full story. But one of us took the Adderall, so now you're being delivery high quality stories with in depth conversation for the 22nd time. Now now, it's only the Newsroom Num-Nums.
S1E21 - I, Sir, Will Not Be Taken Out By a Goat
This week on the Newsroom Num-Nums: We split the nation. East vs. West. Each with it's own problems and solutions. Like East having a mountain goat problem, and the West having gambling money-embezzling nuns.
S1E20 - You Cheeseless Bitch!
We pay so you don't have to. For ads. This is the first episode where we see what publicly money gets you. I bet we didn't do it right. Or maybe it could be because we have too many stories about child endangerment (not from us) this week. Listen... we don't make the news, we just report the good stuff here on the Newsroom Num-Nums.
S1E19 - Dildogate
In this episode of the Newsroom Num-Nums we set a record. The most amount of times we can say "dildo" with a straight face. It's not alot... Quick watch this episode before cancel culture takes it down!!
S1E18 - I Got Scalped at Space Mountain
Talking to women is hard. Follow our 5 step program and we'll get you talking to robots and aliens instead. Trust us, it works! Until then we'll just drop these knowledge Newsroom Num-Nums right here.
S1E17 - One More and We Get a Free Sundae
Another Num-Nums for the Newsroom today. If you've ever farted while watching Shrek, then switched over the wrestling for the rest of the night, you've most of the way there. (It happens more often than you think.)
S1E16 - Delicious Red Lobster Admiral Feast
A fun and interesting time on the podcast today. Remember when Army recruiters would come into school and try to sign you? Yeah, it's like that with less camo today. You pack the MRE num-nums and we'll pack the Newsroom Num-Nums.
S1E15 - My Dear Inge
On this episode of History Channel's Hunting for Nazi treasure... oh wait, wrong show... Well, if the shoe fits. We'll just rebrand in Newsroom Num-Nums at a later date.
S1E14 - Don't Use The Communal Lube
Naughty Newsroom Num-Nums! People want the news! So give it to them! They don't care what people will spend their money on these days, or how Smokey the Bear's feelings are!
S1E13 - Ingenuity Helicopter
What a phenomenal phenomenon for the Newsroom Num-Num! More news! Crazy customer stories, the hot topic of the reverse titanic, and mother nature must be super pissed to start fighting back.
S1E12 - Cognac and A Lonely Heart
We serve you up some curry for the Newsroom Num-Nums today. We dance around the idea of racism in the world. What's your take. And if Sparky got one last time, you deserve an Astronomy with Drew lesson today.
S1E11 - Dammit Jim, I'm a Biologist, Not a Geneticist!
No fun was spare this week in the Newsroom Num-Nums. If COVID is running rampant, so should our talks about it. There's a special lesson today. Biology and genetics with Sparky. That's what we pay him for right?
S1E10 - Potent Syrup
In this special episode of the Newsroom Num-Nums: Our biologist couldn't wait to melt some meat, so we did the next best thing and called a friend to guest star. Our first ever fully-fledged guest on the show, and boy did he deliver. Also, we learn the valuable lesson of reading things all the way though, because we were duped. Are you gonna be as well?
S1E9 - You Drop a Churro, Not a Baby
Some nifty news in the Newsroom Num-Nums today: It's Harambe all over again but with a twist, and someone will need a whole bucket of holy water to wash away these sins. Shoot for the stars! Fail miserably! Then listen in to the podcast while you lick your wounds. It's easy we'll be your guide.
S1E8 - I Would Worship the Hell Out of Thor
'Nother week, 'nother Newsroom Num-Nums. Another first for the show! A birthday! Figure out which one it is (I'll give you a hint: He's 1/3 of the cast). We talk about a case of the dumb bumbs and how many Holy Marys it'll take to grease the wheels for a rough time.
S1E7 - He Must've Used a Lot of Teeth
Welcome back to another episode of the Newsroom Num-Nums. On this episode we get more comfortable with less stories and determine two very important things; how much spanking your monkey is too much, and if you should take those finger guns out of the closet and dust 'em off.
S1E6 - I Kiss Everyone As a Greeting
OMG! We did it this week on the Newsroom Num-Nums: This was the day we finally found the true theme song to the podcast and we also talk about handsy authority figures.
S1E5 - Death Is Too Good For This Diddler
Welcome to the Newsroom Num-Nums: This episode was the first time we try an advertisement (we gave it our best go). Also we talk about things you really want to avoid having on your computer.
S1E4 - A Plastic Tube and Pack of Camels
Man, are we not one resilient group?... Welcome back to another episode of the Newsroom Nom-Noms: This week we really went off the rails with the ridiculous news and we discover where the term "don't blow smoke up my ass" came from. So buckle up as we try to figure out our theme song and what path we want to take the podcast down.
S1E3 - Sea of Nubs
Yet again wet met on this day of the week for another episode of Newsroom Num-Nums: Well this is the infamous episode that the Google man himself joins our little group.
S1E2 - Do It For the Clout
Welcome to another episode of Newsroom Num-Nums: This week we talk about how we got our nickname's and slowly get more comfortable behind the microphone.
S1E1 - Mexican Trash Panda
Welcome To The Newsroom Num-Nums: This week was our pilot episode. The one that started it all so come sit and enjoy our cringe filled first episode.