Once Upon a Rewatch

In which The Narrators Three discuss: Peter Pan please come and pick up your son, Mermaid Backstories, Puppet Torture, Belle & Will’s Disney Cruise Vacation, Surprise Ariel, Ursula & Hook’s Almost Friendship, Snow’s Rapunzel Moment, and Lin’s Enduring Hatred of August. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss: Massively OOC Snow and Charming, Character Attachments Rooted in Fanfiction,  Henry is the Kindest Boy, Stupid Handsome Graham, Sometimes Character Growth can be both Genuine and a Plot Device, Killian’s Tentacle Shame, Lin’s Enduring Hatred of August, and Belle’s Upgrade.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Oh No Not Canon Tentacle Jokes, Cruella’s Mouthwash Ad, Storybrooke’s Educational System, Belle & Killian’s Detective Agency, Surprisingly Nuanced Trauma Storytelling, Rude Houseguest Rumple, Chernobog’s Fuzzy Pants, and Villainous Exes!?

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Frankenstein Research Hour, Kristoff Just Wants To Be Included, Return of the BASSOON, Momentarily Alarming Memory Stones, Henry’s Home Alone Antics, Unsatisfactory Endings to Good Antagonists, Attempted Murder is Hilarious Apparently, and “We Got What We Got”

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Confusing Hans Defrosting Lore, A Softer Marc, Sunshine Airheads Power Couple, Sassy Self-Aware Regina, Hittin’ the Feels, Spirit Halloween Clearance Bin Blackbeard, Peebles to Pebbles, Fairy Raptor Attack, Mary Margaret Tugging Directly On Our Heartstrings, and Disney Presents: The Purge

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Stop Yeeting Henry, Isolation Turns You Into a Karen, Literally Fridged Marian, Elisa Has Complicated Feelings About Robin Hood, Killian’s Smarts Have Leveled Up, Lawn Ornament Hans, and Magic Hats Eating People

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Never Were There Such Devoted Sisters, Ashley Can’t Get Enough of Prince Fortnite, Hero Crew Beauty Bloggers, Helga is a Real One, Magic Trauma, Gosh Darn It Robin, and “People Make Bad Choices if they’re Mad or Scared or Stressed”

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Stop Gaslighting Belle, Ogres Love Carpentry, Maurice Sucks, Chael is Done with the Marian Plot, Elsa in Distress (Again), Horror Corner with Narrator Lin, Props to Emilie’s Performance, Belle’s Knife Scarf For Doing Knife Things, and This is an Episode about Heckin’ Up

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Blueberry Poptarts, First Queer Crush Vibes, Can Snow & Will be in every scene together please?, Good For Sydney, Elsa’s Missing Confidence, and There’s Something About SwanQueen.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: What’s in the Booooox?, The Evil Hand/Murder Toupee Trope, Tony’s vs Granny’s, Support Your Local Library, Quality Visual Storytelling, Mission Impossible Mouse, Sondheim Musicals, and Alexa play “My Own Worst Enemy” by Lit for Killian.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Ingrid Ships OutlawQueen, Wildly Out-Of-Character Archie, Remember Fredrick?, Our Precious Blorbo Will Scarlett Is Here, Killian and Elsa BFFs for Life, Elizabeth Mitchell’s Morally Gray All-Knowing Smirk, The Emma Button, and Robin Stop It This Is So Messy.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: This One Is About Walls, Loli-Mafiosa-Core Bo Peep, Wig Glow Ups, Our Precious Son Henry, Shepard Best Bros, August the Wickerman, Mary Margaret is TOO GOOD for this Town, and FrozenSwan is on the Scene!

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: The Disney Parents Curse (& Loopholes), Lin’s Dissertation on Elsa, Finally Some Decent CGI, Magical Girls Emoting Magically, Oh No Sidney (Why Did The Writers Do This?), Leroy is a Gem, Timey-Wimey Questions, and Heck Yeah Frozen Arc Let’s Go!

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Surprise! We Like Alice In These (To Varying Degrees), Emma Rigby is Phenomenal, Cora We Missed You!!, New Sassy Cyrus, ScarletQueen Is Everything, Secret Tunnel, In Front of Nyx’s Salad?, and Will Scarlet Remains Our Perfect Lad.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: We hate the Sultan so gosh darn much, Jafar may be a villain but he draws the line at being a Bad Dad, Cool Motive Still Murder, We Miss Regina, Please SHOW us Alice’s kindness don’t just TELL us, Alice You Are Not Tony Soprano, Cyrus is a Good Boy, and Let’s hear it for our new Queen of Team Spirit… Anastasia!

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Hot Boy Glow-ups, Yikes OUAT Just Stop, Go To Jail Amara, Brand Synergy, You Can Get Anything You Want at Alice’s Restaurant (Remember Alice? It’s a Song About Alice), Our Queen Anastasia and Precious Good Boy Will, Alice Stars in a Classic Star Trek Episode, and Viggo Horsetensen.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains frank discussions about predatory behaviors presented in Jarfar’s backstory. If you want to skip past these topics please skip our post-episode 4 discussion from 6:05 to 17:38.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork!

In which The Narrators Three discuss: A Rocky Start, Our Little Blorbo Will Scarlett, Alice is a Murder Hobo, When Bad Perms Happen to Good Actors, Turtle Crimes, the Clothes Horse, Disappointed Dad Robin Hood, More Anastasia Please, and We All Set Sail on the ScarletQueen Ship.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: What worked for us this season (and what didn’t), Narrator Elisa has a lot of feelings about Emma and Regina, Narrator Chael writes an Oz fix-it fanfic mid-episode, Narrator Lin misses Neal, and Guest Narrator Ariana gives us wild season 4 predictions!

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Neal Steals Our Hearts All Over Again, Narrator Elisa is Feeling Sappy About OUAT, Spoon Mystery, Emma Loves Her Parents So Ding-Dang Much, Squandered Rumple Growth Potential, Granny’s Diner is Make-out Point, and Chekov’s Urn.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Where’s the Poop Rumple?!, Merry Men Matching Tattoos, Revenge of Red Pepper Flakes and Puppenhausen, Emma is a Snowing Fangirl, Return of the Bad Prom Dresses, Fantasy Disco and We Legit Love this Back to the Future Adventure

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Henry Is The Only Adult In The Room, Timey-Wimey Magic Crop Circles, Girl Gang Polycule, Robin Has The One Himbo Braincell This Week, Bisexual Queens Save The Day, Heroic Bassoon, and Who Needs Character Growth Anyway?!

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: #HenryHasTwoMoms, Southern Beauty Queen Glinda, I CAN’T HANDLE ANOTHER MONKEY (But Don’t Murder Them Please They Might Be Friends), Savior Struggles, Badly Done Emma, Regina’s Impure Heart of Indignation, One Heart Tenderly Beating, We Miss You Neal, First “Brand New For Chael” Episode, and Gucci, Baby!

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Oiled Leather Paycheck, Poop Suit Riot, Inaccurately Named Magical Weapons, Heck Yeah Belle!, Regina’s Princess Apology Tour, Wizard Gary, Darn Baby, OUAT: Trying To Tackle Big Issues Without The Toolset To Handle Them Since 2011, and It Was The Blue Fairy All Along! 

Please note some adult language is used in this episode. 

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Childhood Trauma Films, Smee’s DVD Pirating Business, Mermaid Privilege, Magic Infrastructure Lessons, NOT Taika Waititi, Cool Grandpa’s Driving School, and Hook’s a Loner Dottie. A Rebel.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Dr Seuss Corner with Lin, Dutch Angles, Wicked Wordplay, Tornados of Pixie Farts, Big Gross Vibes, Crimes Against Muppets, Crystal Gems, and the Kitzowitz’s AO3 Tags.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: We Are Very Sad and Angry, Vaudevillian Villain Zelena, #NarratorChaelIsNotADoctor, Gross CG Nightmare Fuel, White Hot Rage, Neal Deserves So Much Better Than This Plot, and Everything is Upsetting.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Spooky Scary Episode Sends Disappointment Down Our Spines, Tea Crimes, Operation Parent Trap, Justice for Rapunzel, Henry Has Two Moms (Henry Just Doesn’t Remember), Eduardo Understood the Assignment, and Thank God David is Pretty.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Too Many Monkeys, Jailbird Mary Margaret, Consent Corner with Lin, Swan Queen Still Honks, and Henry Absolutely Think Regina is His Mom’s Ex.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Pilot Parallels, Walsh is Bad News, Regina UWU, Poor Archie, Cool Stepmom Belle, Just say NO to flying monkeys, Lin misses Tom Ellis, Elisa & Chael love Tom Ellis but also really like Sean Maguire, and Green Screens vs Green Make-up. 

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Disney and how Roger Rabbit scarred Lin for life, Theme Parks and Chael’s childhood fear of Snow White, and Elisa’s love of the Wild Swans and other Fairy Tales we wish were included on OUAT.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: The Kitzowitz Did Good, Henry Has Two Moms, Everyone Acts Their Pants Off, Hook Needs to Learn Boundaries, Magic Pudding & Pancakes, A Satisfying End, and the SwanQueen Shippers Were Right All Along.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Mermaid Horror Movies, Darling Family Reunion, Snow White’s Care Bear Stare, Tiny Pan and Tall Henry, Charming Being Perfect, the Return of Lasagna, and Chambliss did a Good.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Pan’s Thotful Spot, Regina Says “No Regrets!”, The Return of Crandall Darlings, CANNONBALL!, Lin has Trust Issues, and Clever Staging or Continuity Error? You Decide!

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Henry Has Two Moms, You Could Have Written Literally Anything, But Who Will Wash Emma’s Laundry, Ariel's Courier Business, Cottagecore Lesbians, and Henry’s Hero Journey.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode. 

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