The Cats
By Springer Moore and Jen Jolliff
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The CatsSep 16, 2021
Episode 71: Vindshield Vipers
Boocat gets a birthday gift from Zorcainia Whack that then ends up in Waco and terrorizes Rascal.
Season 6 Teaser
Meet the villainous cast of The Cats Season 6: Villain Central in a fun tour and interview led by the evil Tattoo Artist.
Episode 70 1/2: Muster up the Money
Mr. Muster, Rascal and Toby's Kindergarten teacher, takes his class's lunch money and uses it to by stocks.
Episode 70: A Lot of Weird Time-Traveling Coincidences
Sunny and Fluffy witness as their past selves and Rascal's Pig Red Cheep dematerialize, Rascal once again encounters Billy at Waco Water World, and Boocat is forced to relive her dreadful Zoom meeting.
Episode 69: Back to the Butter
Sunny and Fluffy go back in time and eat Rascal and Toby's butter stash, causing Rascal and Toby to get expelled from Miss Demeanor's school, and keeping the kittens from ever building the Emote Control.
Episode 68: Tom Thompson's Time Travelers, Inc.
Sunny and Fluffy take first the Pig Red Cheep, then a tank, and then the Cheep once again in order to finally get to Tom Thompson's Time Travelers Incorporated of Misery, Missouri, in order to get themselves a time machine.
Episode 67: Contagious Laughter
The Emoted Plague begins to spread, eventually getting to everyone in the world except for Boocat, Sunny, and Fluffy, and Sunny and Fluffy Google a way to stop it.
Episode 66: ZOOM!
Rascal, Sunny, and Fluffy are let out of school early and interfere with Boocat's failing Zoom meeting with the Neptunian generals.
Episode 65: The Emote Control
Rascal returns to Boocat's house where Sunny and Fluffy show him their new invention, a remote control that can permanently change people's emotions.
Episode 64: butter, Butter, BUTTER!
Rascal and Toby are forced to eat their entire butter stash after they realize that there is going to be an assembly in their butter room, and they and Brick hide out in H2Oasis.
Episode 63: Billy's Birthday Blast
Rascal attends Billy's birthday party, where he gets stuck inside a water slide and watches the world's #1 spoiled brat open his presents.
Episode 62: The 1812 Overdue
Rascal is late for Kindergarten because the bus is having a virtual day, and he turns in the book he found that was due in 1812.
Episode 61: Diamonds Are Forever
Rascal and Toby get to be guests on an episode of Boocat's cooking show, and in an effort to find out why Boocat is laundering money, they fall into a hole full of diamonds.
Episode 60: Toby
Rascal is introduced to a cat named Brick by his new friend Toby, and he learns the story of why Toby was expelled from his previous year of school, and how he might be expelled again soon. Featuring absurdly large amounts of butter!
Episode 59: Seventh First Day
On Rascal's seventh first day of Kindergarten, he gets a new fake identity, takes an indirect route to school, and is once again mistaken for the Escapist.
Episode 58: Shipped Off to School
Rascal meets Torbid and Gwen on the container ship to Alaska, and then gets a tour of Boocat's house from Sunny and Fluffy.
Episode 57: A Pig Red Cheep
Back in Waco, Rascal gets his school supplies, which include a bully-proof vest with self-destruct sequins, and a tiny pinkish car that is certainly not a Big Red Jeep.
Episode 56: The Dinner Party
In effort to drag Rascal out of his depression, Scampers takes him on a flying-taxi trip to a special dinner party at Boocat's house in Alaska.
Season 5 Teaser
A fun interview with the cast of The Cats Season 5: The Emoted Plague, that reveals their roles in the new season.
Episode 55 1/2: McRascal's Week
After hearing news of the Neptunian invasion of Venus and Rascal's heroism, Ronald Raygun issues a press release, declaring a new holiday in Rascal's honor and renaming the company to be McRascal's.
Episode 55: The Savior
After their kayak is destroyed, Rascal, Scampers, and Jimmy are rescued by Space Missionaries and returned home to Waco, Texas.
Episode 54: The Escapo-Kayak 2.0
Scampers and Jimmy complete their new spaceship, the Escapo-Kayak 2.0, and set off to rescue Rascal, who meanwhile meets a Neptunian named Eigs Benedikt.
Episode 53: Death, Doom, and Destruction
Rascal experiences the Neptunian invasion of Venus, along with all of its terrors, firsthand, while hiding in a bullet-riddled deep-frier.
Episode 52: March of the Neptunian Grand Army
Led by Boocat and Zorcainia Whack, the Neptunian Grand Army invades Venus, destroying everything in its path.
Episode 51: McRonald's Day
Rascal, Triclops, Torbid, and Gwen all prepare for the McRonald's Day festivities, unaware that a Neptunian invasion is literally looming over their heads.
Episode 50: Return of the Iguanas
Torbid and Gwen, the two iguanas in love, take a trip to Venus and encounter a egg-filled Rascal at the McRonalds restaurant where they have lunch.
Episode 49: The EggSit
After being placed on yet another cruel diet, Rascal visits McRonalds' new fast-food competitor: The EggSit
Episode 48: Triclops
Triclops coaches Rascal about working at McRonalds, and how to seem like he is the real Ronald Ray Gun.
Episode 47: Venus
Rascal goes to Venus to work at McRonalds, and meets his new colleague, Triclops, who has an iPhone 4 and eyes in the back of his head.
Episode 46: Photo Shoot
Rascal is finally hired by McRonalds, but after a photo shoot, Ronald Raygun decides that he must go on a diet.
Episode 45: Game Show
Rascal participates in Vegas Blasto's famous game show, Ultimate Supreme after being dismissed from McRonalds as overqualified.
Episode 44: Bosnium Prime
Rascal arrives on Bosnium Prime and has his job interview for McRonalds, while Scampers grills Jimmy for information.
Episode 43: Dream Job
Rascal finds a notice saying that McRonalds is hiring waiters, and he and Jimmy use a short-wave radio to try to find out more.
Season 4 Teaser
Meet the cast of The Cats Season 4: McRonalds Day in a fun interview hosted by famous galactic TV show host Vegas Blasto.
Episode 42 1/2: Zorcainia, Whacked
Boocat returns to Neptune to rally her army, and nearly catches Grand Admiral Zorcainia Whack in her attempt to steal Boocat's power.
Episode 42: Reanimation
The previously broken MON-Stir is reanimated after Justin Beaver's concert, and it attempts to bake Jimmy in the exciting final episode of The Cats Season 3.
Episode 41: Justin Beaver
While fleeing from the crazed MON-Stir, Rascal and Jimmy meet the famous rock star Justin Beaver, and are invited to his latest concert.
Episode 40: The MON-Stir
Rascal returns to Granny Annie's house in Waco, where he meets Scampers' latest invention: a cooking robot named the MON-Stir.
Episode 39: A Pie Rate's Life
After repairing the sinking H.M.S. Caledonia, Rascal and Jimmy learn Captain Hook's history, and become Pie Rates, a rare profession in which people steal and rate pies for the good of the cause.
Episode 38: Fame, Fraud, and Fake News
After a horrible night at the Captain Hook Hotel, Rascal goes to the Diamond Center Mall to participate in the unveiling of a statue of himself, but is accused of fraud and attacked by statue-destroying protesters.
Episode 37: Captain Hook Hotel
Rascal, Jimmy, and their school group leave Alyeska and go to anchorage, where they stay in the infamous Captain Hook Hotel.
Episode 36: Trip Extension
Rascal's snowboarding trip is extended by the Bill Cats Foundation after he and Jimmy go on another amazing snowboarding run.
Episode 35: Atomic Bomb
Rascal goes snowboarding on the Atomic Bomb, and accidentally becomes the best snowboarder in the world.
Episode 34: Back to Alaska
Rascal and Jimmy leave for Alaska to go on a ski trip together at the Alyeska Resort, where Rascal gets a snowboard called the Atomic Bomb.
Episode 33: Angst Therapy
Rascal goes to angst therapy on the top floor of Waco's only skyscraper, during a tornado.
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Episode 32: Sixth First Day
Rascal goes to his sixth first day of Kindergarten at the Brazos River School For Troubled Cats, and is teased by the other students when he tries to tell them about his adventures in outer space.
Season 3 Teaser
Meet the cast of The Cats Season 3: The Cats vs. The Mon-Stir in a fun interview which will reveal their roles in the upcoming season.
Episode 31 1/2: Torbid and Gwen
Torbid the iguana finds love and Mello-Yello on his journey across the planet of Forestia
Episode 31: Too Much Suspense
In the climactic final episode of The Cats Season Two, Rascal escapes from the clutches of Boocat, and with the help of a new invention built by the famous Bill Cats, he saves Billy and finally manages to return home to Texas on the back of Scampers's Escapo-Kayak
Episode 30: Stuck!
Sunny, Fluffy, and Rascal get back to Boocat's house, where they play in the pool, and Boocat tries once again to feed Rascal to her Carnivorous Sheep.