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Your New Best Friends

Your New Best Friends

By Tabby and Mike

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Just yesterday, I was naked in my kitchen, eating Jell-O

Your New Best Friends Dec 08, 2019

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You're getting juice everywhere
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I'm not putting him in my mouth unless it gets physical

I'm not putting him in my mouth unless it gets physical

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** 


Join the pair this week as they discuss what 3 albums and artists’ music they would steal if they were sent 40 years back in time. The two end the show discussing an FML topic of whether someone is entitled to “special” sex after a tragedy occurs. 

What do you think? Is back door access on the table after a death??


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A gross of tampons, a box of Twinkies and a water gun
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