100% Worse

One Hundred! One Hundred, ah, ah, ah...Percent Worse! Welcome to it! This week we're talking about VAMPYRES, so put on your best cloak and come into our cool rent-controlled castle, where we'll be talking about and solving all the most important vampire-related issues of today, like "Which beloved Hollywood celebrities are secretly vampires?" and "Who is John Leguizamo again?" and many many more. Come along!

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Snacks. Do you have them? What kind of snacks do you have? Can we come over to your house right now?

Welcome to this episode of Hundo, where we're talking about how to make snacking a better experience for everyone. Will we actually? Who's to say. But keep an ear out for some hot topics like Snapple facts and bologna crimes, because you're gonna want to take notes.

Dip in! And don't forget the chips.

Warning: That's what this episode is about. Warning signs, that is, of all shapes and sizes. So watch out for all the ways we're going to improve your quality of life this week, because this show may contain content that is extremely hot. So. Caution.

For your consideration: Anansi the Spider Man, Blowing Fat Loops, Tornadoes that Chase You Around. And more. See you on the inside!

TO HUNFINITY AND BEYOND!

This week we're talking space exploration. We're blasting off like a rocket ship, Destination Knowledge. If Professor Calculus is correct, we should be helping to pump your brains full of brand new ideas, chock full of nutritious lunacy and packed up with comedy too.

Is that a weird enough choice of words yet? Are we Noel Fielding? Only time will tell.

Only time will tell. Come along!

We're up, up, and a ways from achieving any of our goals this week as we tackle a real toughie--how do we make superheroes better? It's a real slippery noodle to cook, but we have confidence that our signature blend of blind know-it-all-ness and whacky hijinkery will be more than enough to fit the bill. So come along! How bad can we screw it up?

No really, how bad?

The end of the year? What end of the year? Where? Oh boy.

Well, not to fear. We're covering New Year's resolutions on this week's episode, and have we got ideas for you. But first, we have to get two things straight: Who is Ed, and how are we gonna take down Dwayne "The 'Dwayne The Rock' Rock" Johnson once and for all? And also, sorry, third thing--we have to put glasses on a bunch of cats. For science. Anyway, come along!

Merry Christmas, everyone! On our final Christmas special of 2018, we're talking about Santa. How can we improve the man himself? Are there any new tricks we can slip into his bag? Oh yes there are. Points of interest: Dad Christmas, The Jeff Bezos Clause, Santa's Fighter Jet, and of course, a new Christmas carol to take home with you. Enjoy!

It's another Christmas special here at Hundo, Inc., and this episode is our gift to you. Well, along with a candle, apparently. And a massive amount of a certain green vegetable. And as always, a lot of tips and tricks for how you can make your life better in every conceivable way, specifically in the realm of Christmas presents.

What we're trying to say is, it's from both of us. DO open before Christmas. Happy Hundodays!

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It's the second week of Hundo Christmas specials, and the merriment is without cease. Halls? Decked? List? Checked. Grab a warm mug and your toastiest friend and curl up around the fire with another smooth track from your favorite podcast and mine, 100% Worse--now with jollity and cheer!

Things to whisper tenderly about in this episode: flying lawn ornaments, the true origin of stockings, Chris Pine's full name, and what you think the show should be about each week. Oh wait, that last one you can just send us in an email or a tweet or something. How, you ask? Well I guess you need our

Christmas time is here, and we're talking carols this week. We're gonna make em better! Well, that's what we do. Carols, you know, carols? Like Jingle Bells. You know, Santa Claus and ho ho ho and mistletoe and presents to pretty girls?

We're on it.

Also of interest this week: the definition of "Christmas carol," facts about how carols got started (#7 will BLOW YOUR GOURD), toning down all that Christmas SWEARING, and many, many attempts at making any sense at all at ALL at all. So climb on board the Pod-lar Express!

It's a madhouse in here, and that madhouse is full of fruit. And we're making that fruit better. Yes, it's a madhouse and an animal farm all rolled into one, so just slip on something more comfortable and join the salad, because it's going to be bananas this week.

Sandshrew! Gumshoos! Vulpix! Ritalin! Yeah, that's right, we're using our approximate knowledge of Pokemon lore to bring you the best and brightest ideas ever for how as to go about improving the whole deal. We're talking suggestions! Innovations! A fanatical devotion to the Pope! I may be looking at the wrong shownotes.

Anyway, come along for another superlative episode of Hundo, the show that (all together now!) gets better every day. Climb aboard!

That's right, we got Alex Jones on the show this week to talk about the hottest button issue of them all: paper clips. Paperclips? Paper clips? Paper clips. Also on this episode: Very Old Mutant Sea Turtles, The Largest Possible Paper Clip, Conner's Staple Rant. Enjoy!

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You know what vacuum cleaners are good for? Being boring as frick. Let us spice up your vacuum life--we know what the heck is good. Sorry to swear.

This week! Bagpipes. Pipe organs. A little bit of mic stand riffing, everyone's favorite bit. And so! Much! More! So crack open that bag of crumbly chips and dip right in.

We can't sugarcoat it, sport. There's a whole lot of naked Gary Busey talk in this one. To combat this, we've censored our guest, Collin Fiol, with three bleeps placed strategically throughout the episode. He didn't swear or anything, but you can never be too careful. Also, it's Halloween, and you know what that means--ghost stories! Also, lots of band chatter from Collin about his exploits with esteemed popular punkular band The Day After. Did we mention that this episode has COLLIN FIOL, entertainer, comedian, solo performer and bassist from THE DAY AFTER? Because it so does! Happy Skalloween!

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Hey, remember that PBS show? No, not that one. The gritty reboot, with all the violence and road rage and crime and murders. No?

We could have sworn...

Since we got stuck in the bottom of a pothole on the way to record this episode, we decided it should be all about fixing the roads. I guess you could say it's personal.

Anywayyyyyy...

What's a parthoon? How about a spolnard? How is Chester Cheetah these days? It sure may not sound like it, but this week on Hundo, we're talking English. From Ancient Greece to Bowsette, we're looking for any resource to bolster our native tongue. And what's all this about Andrew W.K.? It's a real scrum as usual, and at the end of the day, there may be only one thing we're completely sure of: Heaven is full of spitoons.

My name is John Daker.

This week on Hundo, we're all about habits. Weird ones. Regular ones. Ones people have. Also included, some Good Bad Ideas, and a bit about Jell-O Shorts that gets w i l d . Put on your pith helmets and join us for another devastating episode of Hundo, the S. that gets B. every D.