1st and 15th
By Kaplowitz & Phil Kurut
1st and 15thNov 15, 2021
No, Thank You | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil and Kap dole out heady amounts of game-changing life hacks. From personal finances to relationship advice to charitable contributions; the guys got you covered. Throw in some gym chat, proper pet care, and much-needed validation--and we’ll affirm together.
Sucker Punch | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil and Kap discover parental volunteer traps of having student athletes, grapple with chess, and suppress bully tendencies. Kap also finds something else to collect along with his bread clips. Why are you listening?
My Love Goes | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil and Kap get mixed signals from Death Metal vocals and join voices to sing the praises of Waterworld. They also come to grips with the distinction between continual and perpetual, the complexities of the Hebrew calendar, and the lack of talent these days. Tune in! It’s fun for roughly 1/5 of the family.
Glandula! | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil and Kap engage in a most likely misremembered and most definitely ill-researched retrospective of 80s and 90s pop culture that stretches into surrounding decades. Maybe.
Live From The Orphanage | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap has a birthday and takes up drumming, and Phil and Kap attempt to figure out astrological signs.
Constant Craving | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil pretty much figure out which Super Bowl is taking place, and Kap names boxing leagues and goes on about craving Chinese food. They also discuss chiropractic. Not sure why.
A Bundle of Elephants | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil wonders what 1st & 15th would be like with a guest host, Kap has a new shirt, they contemplate the differences between moles and elephants, discuss the price of B-Grade peanuts, and debate houseplant pets. Don’t worry, there’s more.
Garth Vacer: Star Wars Reimagined | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil reimagine Star Wars, giving birth to Garth Vacer. They also discuss writing on napkins, where one actually hails from, and a realistic Hulk movie.
It's The Future | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil drop a Christmas Special full of greeting responses, how to start a conversation, doing laundry, eating your half of the pizza, and lying to doctors. Kap is not a rabbi, neither is Phil.
High Knee Mincing | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil hate bumper stickers, discuss the best color of jacket for skiing, ponder flannel, and attempt to grasp the idea of middle-aged men having beef. Also, how complicated are toaster manuals?
Dolly, Kenny, and Kaplandia | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil discuss framed credentials, shoulder surgery recovery time, Kenny Rogers taking recommendations from Dolly Parton, and why Kaplandia sounds quite lovely.
Brown Shoe Variant | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil are both on the mend, a 1st & 15th app might be in the works, and they discuss infection variants, Kap's new shoe options, chess, and getting out of the store by any means necessary.
Rounding Up | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil talk about karaoke celebrities, tip culture, rounding up, and adult Halloween parties, and Kap takes the edge off and flaunts his new scarf.
Testicular Fortitude | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil talk about Kap’s new injury, fighting in last year’s New Balance shoes, and going down with the ship.
Don't Lay On Jim | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil shares a port-a-potty feet tale, Kap talks about his new flannel shirt and postcard stories, and they discuss whether or not lyrics are poetry and punking people with skill.
All The Oils | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil talk shop about cigar reviews and then veer off into beard care, the afterlife, and taking the stairs.
Quick to the Right | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil ask how long a rescue dog has to hear its own backstory, and they discuss the backing into parking spots lifestyle, Trader Joe’s bagels, dental floss, silent walking, and Kap’s newfound desire for a feline.
Shoot for the Stars | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil attempt to talk about inspiration or something, and they still manage to fit in spelling bees, sardines, hunting tips, having time to bleed, and the realization that not all dogs go to heaven.
Almost News | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil discuss whether or not 60 is the new anything, Twitter rebranding, almost news, and the epic art of playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers.
Screamin' Down the Shaft | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap enjoys suspicious morning walks in his cul-de-sac, assisted living could be nice, Phil questions Kap’s ability to stop time, nobody has the time of their life on a jet ski, and Kap hits Threads.
Full-Size Corgi | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil’s neighbors are using his dogs, Kap is a Trader Joe’s convert, and they also chat about social media, chicken salad, and pie. Delicious.
I Hate To Bother You | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil talk about adults rolling down hills, ice cream trucks, Instagram food porn, and people who hate to bother you.
FASTER | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil try to give an update on the most recent 115 XTRA, Phil might be running with God, convertibles get things moving, Kap’s venture into arm wrestling goes off the rails, and somebody has to clean up after 50 hamburgers.
Idaho Tennis Balls or New Jersey Pasta | 1st & 15th Podcast | 115 XTRA
In this week’s 115 XTRA, Kap and Phil discuss Idaho’s tennis ball catching record breaker or abandoned pasta in New Jersey.
Almost Amish | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil talk about the No Mow May movement, Phil’s lawn mower saga comes to an end, and an Amish love story is born.
And Two For Flinching | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil shares a tale from Lowe’s, Kap has apparently put on some winter weight, and they discuss an exciting and nutty new combat sport.
Christian Yoga and a Blankie | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil discuss wrestling, ancient aliens, and living in shipping containers, and they might have mastered the tranquil art of ASMR.
Impossible Anonymity or Samurai Monopoly | 1st & 15th Podcast | 115 XTRA
In this week’s 115 XTRA, Kap and Phil discuss a lotto winner who believes in impossible anonymity or a Sunday morning game of samurai Monopoly.
A Simple Google Search | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil talk about gas station sushi, Newark’s sister city heartache, and cigar 101.
Thunderstruck | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil talk about the song of the century, AC/DC, and the real Guns N’ Roses, and Kap might have eaten too much spaghetti.
Crickets or Monkeys | 1st & 15th Podcast | 115 XTRA
In this week’s 115 XTRA, Kap and Phil discuss either cricket-flavored ice cream or Thailand’s coconut milk monkeys. Tune in to find out.
Simpler Times | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil celebrate the 50th episode, discuss the history and future of the 1st & 15th, Little House on the Prairie, and Kap's new book. BUY IT!
Turkey or a Dog and a Shark | 1st & 15th Podcast | 115 XTRA
In this week’s 115 XTRA, Kap and Phil discuss either Turkey not wanting to be called Turkey or a dog’s standoff with a shark. Tune in to find out.
I'm Trying To Be Delicate | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil discuss spoiler alerts, latte art, and dillweeds, and they revisit the latest 115 XTRA.
Spy Balloon or Dead Groundhog | 1st & 15th Podcast | 115 XTRA
In this week’s 115 XTRA, Kap and Phil discuss either a Chinese spy balloon or a dead groundhog. Tune in to find out.
Chicken-Eating Cow | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil discuss iPhone updates, a chicken-eating cow, and naturally roaming around places. Also, what is cute?
What Still Isn't Known | 1st & 15th Podcast | 115 XTRA
In this week’s 115 XTRA, Kap and Phil flip a coin between NASCAR’s underwear requirements and warding off the effects of sitting. It’s more complicated than you might think.
Used Popcorn | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil break down “ride or die” and discuss superstitions, Phil gets a neighborhood invitation, Kap eats some used popcorn, and they find out Bill Engvall hadn’t retired.
What Is Life-Size? | 1st & 15th Podcast | 115 XTRA
Welcome to the 1st episode of 115 XTRA. What is 115 XTRA? Well, Kap and Phil pick one topic each, a coin is flipped, and the winning topic is discussed. This week’s candidates in 115 XTRA: Bill Cosby considers a comedy tour OR South Korean citizens can now import life-size sex dolls. What is life-size?
Panicked Clucking | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil ramble about giveaways, Boxing Day, face tattoos, fake chicken, and how real men get tea drunk.
Don't Eat Those Cherries | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil are joined by Cigar Craig, and they chat about Craig’s trip to the Cigar Heritage Festival in Ybor City and the J.C. Newman Factory Tour, and Kap professes his love for the Hallmark Channel.
No Poopin' Hat For You | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil invite the legendary Mike Weinstein to the show, and they discuss killer whales, Rocky, WrestleMania, Predator, etiquette, and poopin’ with your hat off. Did they finally get around to Cigar 101?
Taint What It Used To Be | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil talk about getting old and elderly dating, Kap revisits The Hobbit and offers advice to winter cigar smokers, and they pay their respects to Gallagher.
Thursday Afternoon Gig | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil and Kap talk Halloween, unnecessary Star Wars prequels, and the creative process, and elementary school Kap ruins a guitar player’s chance at romance.
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Tainted Love | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil talk about Phil losing his cigar guy status in Hawaii, letting dogs be dogs, Kap’s love for doing dishes is tainted, and they cover some cigar 101.
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Warlocks and Duke Skywalker | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil discuss wizards, sorcerers, and warlocks and talk about the power of brunch, Kap gorges on Costco pizza, and Duke Skywalker shows potential.
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A Book Fit For A Queen | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil discuss the Queen’s death, Kap’s new book, the royal wardrobe, Kap’s new book, made up languages, Bruce Springsteen and John Cougar Mellencamp, and Kap’s new book. Also, Kap talks about his new book.
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Why Are You Bringing This Back? | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil and Kap discuss complaining, Kap checking out a boxing gym with his son, Taco Bell, senior discounts, restroom tales, and more mind-blowing issues.
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Picnics and Hot Wheels | 1st & 15th Podcast
In this episode of 1st & 15th, Kap's son gets into anime, and Phil shares his red luggage ordeal. If that isn't enough, Kap and Phil also discuss a range of topics from picnics to Hot Wheels, and they introduce a new segment, Impolite Conversations.
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