Two Guys, One Lapdog
By Ryan Yoshida
Welcome to the best podcast you’ve never heard of.
Two Guys, One Lapdog Mar 13, 2019
Host Matt is Going to School
And we're back. Congrats to host Matt on going to more school.
Ryan is Getting a Tattoo
Host Ryan couldn't follow through on winter shorts so now he may get a tattoo. You heard it here first. TGOLD Nation stand up.
The one about Host Ryan's Pronunciation
If you're reading this stop and just listen to the episode.
The Oscars Reaction
And we are back with full episodes. The two guys take back the podcast from NPR Matt who graced us with his poignant, if not short, readings earlier in the week. This episode we respond to listener voicemails and forget to turn on the mics. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Spepisode 2: A Special Guest
Tune in as we shake it up for this podcast. A very special guest will read a collection of stories as we bring you another special episode. Feeling anxious? Winter's got you down? Well the soothing overtures of todays podcast will be sure to calm your nerves (or put you to sleep). Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Sink Etiquette, Headstrong Controversy, and In-Sync Workouts
And we're back. Stay tuned for some announcements on our 5k and subscribe/leave us a rating. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
@headstrong, 5k for the Cure, and Abducted in Plain Sight
Boooooooooom, we're back! Same shit, different day. Let's dialogue.
Host Ryan's Diagnosis
And we're back. This week, our hosts talk about Ryan's worrisome recent diagnosis and give you ways to support him through his journey. They also spend a long time on Adam Levine's figure, give their thoughts on the recent episode of the Bachelor, and listen to some listener voicemails. Keep an eye out for our merch and a possible charity 5k that is ambitiously slated for Feb 20th but we'll see if we can get our shit together. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Snowpocalypse
In this weeks episode, Host Ryan's hands are failing him, the Two guys debate the right way to close a cap and the lapdog is upset they record without her. Look out for the merch and don't forget to leave us a review for some extra content. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Can we call this a Sandwich?
BOOM! What's up TGOLD Nation, we're back. Hosts Matt and Ryan are coming to you love in the new FoGro Studio 2. The boys jump right into things with a quick Weekend Recap. Host Matt questions Ryans reliance on coffee. The private snap is ready for you TGOLD, just remember to leave your snapchat username when you rate and review on iTunes!! Next the boys spill tea over self-defense class and gym etiquette. Bachelor talk continues as the guys talk about the action packed Week 5. Episode closes out with a crowd favorite, "Weekend Warriors". As always, sit back, relax, turn your headphones up, and enjoy the best podcast you've never heard of!
21, Super Bowl, Listener Voicemails
Super Bowl
Welcome back to a new TGOLD episode. This week is our first episode coming from FOGRO Studios 2 - our new permanent home for recording. Let us know what you think about the change and don't forget to keep leaving voicemails with Host Ryan.
The Dog Speaks
TGOLD is back with another episode. Join us this week as the guys debate Twitter and Instagram, give there take on this season of the Bachelor, and we may or may not hear the lapdog speak for the first time. Get ready as we prepare to launch some exciting new projects including video, merch, and new interview segments. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
The one about Fyre Festival...
Boom, we're back! Welcome to another episode of Two Guys, One Lapdog. The guys are joined by long time favorite NPR Matt to talk politics, chihuahua milk, and the new intern Rachel. Host Ryan takes it upon himself to record the episode wearing AirPods, and host Matt has a few words for him. The guys transition into a new segment, "Abuela's Diary", where they discuss the busy, chaotic life of an aging chihuahua. The guys wrap the episode up talking about the newest Netflix documentary, Fyre Festival. Sit back, turn your headphones up, and enjoy the best podcast you've never heard of.
TGOLD SEASON 2
And we're back. You thought we were gone, but here we are, back again to bring you even better content. Yes we went on hiatus, yes we left the loyal TGOLD nation without any sweet sweet content for what seems like an eternity. But good news. Season 2 is here and we are back with your favorite segments, a new intro, and some exciting projects planned for Q1 2019. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the best podcast you've never heard of.
Two Guys No Lapdog
And, we're back. The confusion, the delays, the days without a new TGOLD episode. Finally your suffering is ending and Host Matt and Host Ryan reunite for an all new episode. Listen in and buckle up for some content coming at you all the way from the Hawaiian Islands. We hope you never have to go this long without a new episode ever again. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.
Best Episode Yet: Christmas Special: Lost Tapes Volume II
Merry Christmas to TGOLD Nation. Today we have decided to bring you a special gift in the form of a lost tape. Host Ryan does not remember recording this, Host Matt remembers pieces, but we will all remember Host Ryan’s promise to wax and tattoo himself on instagram live so keep a lookout for that @twoguysonelapdog. So gather the family, put down the Christmas music, and tune in over Christmas dinner as TGOLD brings you laughter and joy this holiday season.
One Guy, No Lapdog Pt. 3
Boom, host Ryan is back with a new special guest. He sits down with an old high school friend at his old high school to discuss frat parties, celebrity encounters, and Ryan's dating life. Tune in as Host Ryan pioneers the outdoor podcast and pulls out two booms in one episode. There's only two more episodes until our hosts are reunited so make sure to catch the end of TGOLD's nationwide tour next week. As always follow the instagram @twoguysonelapdog and give us a follow on twitter @2guys1lapdog. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.