Just 2 Idiots

2024 will be the best year yet! Right? Right?! Well here's to hoping! Join us this week as we lay out our plans for world domination! Wait, that's not right. Join us as we lay out some of our lofty goals for the fine year that is 2024! Heeeeere we go!

Time Stamps: 13:07

Main Topic: 15:15

Surprise Special Guest: 54:53

Robbie's Recommendations Featuring Colin: 1:09:00

What's that coming down your chimney? Why it's a new, Godzilla-sized episode of Just 2 Idiots! What better way to celebrate both the Holidays and the many iterations of Godzilla in media recently than to see if we can combine them! Hopefully by combining them we don't create some sort of radiation-fueled rage lizard. Listen to find out!

17:30 - Robbie's Script

35:43 - Colin's Script

51:18 - Robbie's Recommendations featuring Colin

Gather round your Tom Hanks-shaped table and hold your beach ball family close! It's the most special time of the year! Hanksgiving! This episode, we discuss how Tom Hanks has tussled the hair of our hearts this past year, and also we have a special surprise for all the unnecessary sequel lovers out there!

00:00:51 - Acid Reflux Opening

00:06:47 - The Hanksgiving Season

00:15:34 - Forrest Gump 2: The Gumpening

00:39:18 - A Much Less Good Version of Forrest Gump

200:44:28 - Robbie's Recommendations Featuring Colin

00:51:19 - Closing

You've heard of Idiot #3, but what about candidate #3? This week we finally do what has never been done before, talk politics! Join us this week as we interview a candidate running for mayor who doesn't want to get elected. Curious? Put this episode in your ear-holes and find out why!

A BOO to you on this fine hallowed day! Join us for some ghoulish games, terrifying trivia, and other activities that are alliterations!

Bloodcurdling Beginning - 8:42

Quivering Questions - 13:59

Monstrous Maddening Libs - 33:12

We're back, and we're 100-ier than ever before! YOU said we couldn't do it. YOU said we'd never amount to anything that would ever produce 100 of something! Well look at us now, 100-ing like the wind. Stay tuned next episode for 101 Dalmatians. Also, listen to Moon Truck. Yvan eht Nioj!

USPS-Sanctioned Time Stamps

00:03:34 - Hello, Boy

00:08:23 - News?

00:14:12 - 100th Episode Spectacular

00:16:45 - "Win or Die"

00:19:32 - The Rules... Finally

00:45:54 - Playing Favorites

00:58:21 - Another Little Game

01:16:01 - Robbie's Recommendations Featuring Colin

01:26:00 - Compilation

What do we want? "A Moon Truck!"

When do we want it? "A Moon Truck!"

Check out our first single!

We had some tools, but we're re-tooling so get ready for some tool time fun! This week, we're bowing to the Topical Generator and using our voice and improvisational tools to live out some fantastic scenarios.

2:57 - This is a Podcast

5:41 - News

24:45 - Dead Horse: A New Trope

28:54 - Topical Generator

32:58 - 2 Minutes with Maggie Smith

This review is really just the sound of 2 trucks honking on loop. You sure you can listen to that? Optimus Prime can. Channel your inner Optimus Prime for once. You can do it. Now crack open a fresh hot banana and enjoy the ride. Honk honk!

6:38 - A Brief word in Indy 5

13:37 - Angry Words from Angry Nerds

34:53 - Cast / Performance

46:14 - Plot

55:48 - Visuals

1:02:03 - Music

1:11:20 - Walk Away Value

1:19:13 - 2 Idiots Score

1:21:30 - Robbie's Recommendations Featuring Colin

1:29:27 - Mail Time

It's time to play... Family Food! We are hosted by the immortal spirit of Louie Anderson and are guided through the tangled, mangled, star-spangled world of food! Join us as we play a family game show from Hell and see what makes the American stomach tick!   0:02:53 - News

0:16:23 - Topic Generator

0:20:28 - Family Food

0:28:01 - Louie Crosses Over

0:32:21 - Super Happy Turbo Fun Fast Food Round

0:51:36 - Robbie's Recommendations Featuring Colin

You know, for a couple of movie buffs, we sure haven't seen a lot of movies. So what better way to capitalize on that than to make a game of it! Listen to see who wins and who dies in an all new competition based on angry reviews and movies we have not seen!

News 7:23

Topical Generator 18:32

Angry Words 26:23

Robbie's Recommendations Feat. Colin 1:18:17

Strap in your brains because it's gonna be a bumpy talky ride! This week, we're trying something new and we're really struggling with this one. I mean, have you ever tried a new thing? It sucks. New stuff is scary. Nevermind, we're not doing anything this week. Here's an episode. Shut up.  Timestamps:

What's Different? 00:06:42

News 00:10:59

Topical Generator 00:22:06

Angry Words 00:24:33

CGI In Movies 00:35:06

Recommendations 00:55:05

Closing 01:01:47

Not that long ago in a place not really that far away, depending on where you are currently, Disney made a Simpsons / Star Wars short. Emphasis on short. Does that mean we'll be brief? Don't hold your breath. Join us this week as we dive in to the wacky convoluted space mess that is a Disney, Star Wars, and Simpsons creation.

News 14:23 

Cast / Performance 37:11 

Plot 40:49 

Music 50:38 

Walk Away Value 56:05 

Robbie's Recommendations featuring Colin 1:02:02 

We've been forcibly fed a heaping mound of trailers from across the universe, and it's time for us to digest them and talk about how excited we are, or ain't, for these upcoming 2023 films! We're looking all across the great genre divide to bring you our most anticipated films of 2023 based on the trashy trailers! And stick around for some extra sticky recommendations from your favorite brain-sharing morons!

13:30 Trailer Trash 2023

14:15  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

22:45 SW: Jedi Survivor

26:24 Ahsoka

34:06 Barbie

43:01 Star Wars Visions: Series 2

44:54 Power Rangers Reunion

49:19 Blue Beetle

55:35 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

1:0:35 Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

1:06:38 The Flash

1:13:34 John Wick 4

1:17:54 Fast X

1:20:38 Asteroid City

1:24:44 Spiderman 2: Across the Spider-Verse

1:24:53 Oppenheimer

1:25:28 Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Pt. 1

1:27:02 The Marvels

1:28:46 Favorite Trailers of All Time

1:39:01 Robbie's Recommendations Featuring Colin

Roll out the greasy red carpet and grab a bowl of popcorn because the Oscars never knew what hit em! Tune in as we revamp the infamous awards ceremony filmed inside a Muppet’s trash can. Did all the movies come out this year? No. But do they all deserve awards? Also no. But we sure are gonna talk about movies! And like starlit movie magic, we’re gonna throw in some TV and FDA-Approved randomness for good measure!

Boop bonk beenk bonk 5:56 

Let the Oscars begin! 25:10 

Best Costume Design 31:19 

Best Visual Effects 36:19 

Best Original Score 43:03 

Best Sound 48:00 

Best Actress 53:40 

Best Actor 59:45 

Best Director 1:07:30 

Best Picture 1:14:28 

Mail 1:24:19 

Recommendations 1:33:16 

It’s time for a fiery refreshing chat among friends. So grab a warm mug of motor oil and some spicy mentos and nestle in to our latest Fireside Reflection, developed entirely by an online topic generator. Fireside Reflections 20:05 Question One 24:33 Question Two 28:43 AD BREAK 28:57 Question Three 42:04 Question Four 49:11 Question Five 55:58 Buzzfeed Quiz 1:02:58 Robbie’s Recommendations Feat. Colin 1:16:43 Closing 1:27:32

Normally commercials are terrible, but during the Superb Bowl, they're like the crème filling in an Oreo. We wish they were Oreos now that we think of it. Oreos aside, for this episode we decided to pick the best commercial of all time by putting together the ultimate tournament bracket of commercials. Only one commercial can be named "Ultimate Winner of the Universe" or something like that. Play ball!

Commercial Lineup- 16:49

Commercial Tournament: 46:14

Robbie's Recommendations Featuring Colin: 1:28:52

A very hearty yub nub to you all! Star War time is upon us and this time we're celebrating by finishing up the original trilogy! There's really only one question we have for you and it's ya wanna wanga?

Christmas is here! Oh wait. Start your 2023 off right by diving into the weird wild world of Gilmore Girls created by Just 2 Idiots. You won't be sorry. Or maybe you will. We're podcasters, not the sorry police.

It’s beginning to look a lot like… Sepia. Everything is sepia in the town of… Gilmore? Or is that their last name? Who knows. But what we DO know is that we watched an episode of Gilmore Girls and between all of the long pauses and slow-paced lines of dialogue, there is just enough room to snuggle up with both hands on a cup of cocoa and a scarf wrapped tightly around your neck. So nuzzle up to the latest episode!

Happy Hanksgiving! To celebrate, here's two real boys talking about talking wooden dolls. Also Tom Hanks is there. Not in the recording booth with us unfortunately, but in the movie. Tom Hanks is inside our hearts when you stop and really think about it. Isn't that what's really important this time of year? You're in for a tentacled whale of a time!

We're live! But in the past! Grab a thick Coke and settle in as we read the angriest of words from the angriest of nerds live on air! Write us or email us your angry words about a topic, show (our podcast included) or movie and we'll read them no matter what! What could go wrong?

Cozy on up by the fire--don't mind the smell; the wood was wet so we had to use grease rags to get it going. In between bursts of violent hacking, we'll be shoveling through the latest Disney Dump and see if any of it sticks to the living room wall. We've got Marvel. We've got Star Wars. We've got the black lung. And where else can you get upper respiratory infections as well as a healthy dose of stupid? That's right, an NRA convention. But when those aren't around, you can always count on Just 2 Idiots! 

Where have we been? We'll never tell! We're channeling our inner Carmen San Diego. How about that for a reference. Zoboomafoo. You get that one? That's a real deep reference. Well anyway, we won't be doing an episode on talking lemurs....yet, but listen in for a fun surprise! It's not a talking lemur. Or is it?

This week is coming in faster than tossed salads and scrambled eggs! Oh my. So put on your giant radio deejay headphones, settle back in a leather couch, pour a glass of sherry, and soak in the smooth sounds of Just 2 Idiots as we talk about the classic Frasier episode, “The Innkeepers.”

Get ready for the kookiest, wildest, mind-blowingiest episode we've ever done! Does that sound strange? You bet your pizza balls it does! Sit back, relax and let the Idiots Supreme lull you into a state of pure.....something. We've run out of words to use. Dr Strange.

Massive talent? Sounds like this podcast eh?....eh?......*muffled sobbing* Well pour a big bowl of Fruit Loops and hunker down as we go through Nicolas Cage and Pedro Pascal's latest and greatest work, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent! 

We can tell that your ears have been pulsing for a new hot and fresh episode! If you like Morbius, you've come to the right place. Also if you like more BS, this is also the right place! Bats.

Much like the Empire is back, we're back....to watching Star Wars! Unholster your number 2 pencils, print off your emails, and open up your neon orange briefcases as we cover the most exciting space business to happen since the last bit of space business!  Just don't kiss your sister....

Welcome to our most riddle-filled episode yet! Riddles like "Do they ever shut up?", "Will they ever get to the topic?", and more! Open up that sound envelope and let the stupidity explode your brain as we look into the latest iteration of THE Batman!

Colin and Robbie were supposed to host this episode, but really it'll just be 2 hours of the Mandalorian. That would most assuredly be better? The only way to find out is to give this latest episode a listen! Hold on to your shirts!

Welcome to the most confusing and terrifying multidimensional adventure that has ever hit podcasting. At some point, we even discuss the Doctor Strange trailer. Is that unusual? If it is, just call us doctors!

Colin and Robbie started this podcast, but then they were shot in the face and smashed by a helicopter. Cap'n Crickets and a live Cicada finished out the episode strong. Should we rename the podcast? Sorry, THE podcast?

If you're cold and shivering, join us by the fire and get that warm fuzzy feeling that only Just 2 Idiots can provide! On second thought, maybe consult with your doctor about that feeling. We feel like that may not be normal. But anyways, 2021 is gone, but that's not going to stop us from looking back and recapping what everyone would agree is the best year that anyone has ever experienced!

Christmas 2022 is upon us! To celebrate it, we're doing a seasonally correct episode about the holiday that is definitely happening now! So strap yourself into your booster seats, put that cookie down, and get ready for the turbocharged conversation of a lifetime! 

There's no better way to celebrate the holidays than to watch a film with both a bloodthirsty child with a pool ball gun and a talking doll with an upside down face. Wasn't there a Christmas carol about that? Probably. 

Welcome to the auditory equivalent of a sop sign. You may be wishing that we would sop, but alas we shan't! We're looking at our favorite franchise's most ok endeavor, The Simpsons Movie! 

Slip into a nice hot fudge bath and turn on Just 2 Idiots this week as we talk about Dune. And by "talk about Dune" we mean use the word "Dune" in every possible word that we can think of. We also talk about the movie. Dune your self a favor and listen in!

Tired of the same ol' same ol' from Marvel? Is there just not enough Josh Lucas in your life? You like Home Depot? Well if you answered yes to any of those questions, seek immediate psychiatric help! Or you could listen to the latest episode of Just 2 Idiots!

Blah blah blah a bunch of movies are coming out. Did we see them? Will we see them? Are we excited to see them? If you're expecting answers, look elsewhere because this is just the blurb, and the real movie jabber magic happens in the episode! 

Your two favorite morons are on vacation in a place that is both sandy and snowing. The yetis are dying of heat stroke. But one man managed to vomit nonsense into a microphone and pump it into your ear holes. Is it any good? Probably half as good as what you're used to. But oh well. It's noises, and that's better than the crippling silence of your own thoughts. 

At long last! We have a new MCU film to talk about! Spiders and hero flips abound. What more do you want? Posing? Toilet on your hands? Well you may just be in luck. How about that? Oh, and spiders I guess.

This week we're diving back into our childhood like "astronauts" dive into space dumpsters! Cue the insane guitar riffs as we assemble this weeks episode while a monster patiently waits!

Zombie lions, zombie tigers, and zombie bears, oh my! Probably also Elvis. This week we continue our efforts to exclusively watch Zack Snyder films. Something tells us that after this one, we may toss those efforts into a big flaming dumpster that's hurtling off of a cliff. Enjoy! 

The second entry in a series is always the best right? There's, Iron Man 2, Thor: The Dark World, and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood 2: Back for Vengeance! Join us in our latest and (dare we say?) greatest iteration of The Q&A Showdown of Destiny! Basically we ask each other questions until one of us dies.