2 Tight Ends
By Connor C & Neal T
2 Tight EndsSep 07, 2020
Homie Hopper, NBA Offseason Moves and Alotta Baker Talk
This week we get into many of the moves made around the NBA and whether that moves the needle for those teams. We also discuss the current NFL situation both within Zach Wilson's bedroom and Bank of America stadium. Be sure to follow all socials @2tightends!
Eminem....Forever, NBA Draft and Ben Kenobi
The Boys are at full strength with the long awaited return of Varsity Connor. They get into the NBA draft, trades and rumors. They talk a lot about Eminem and no one remembers why. And they couldn't help themselves talking about the Obi Wan show and what else is coming up in the Star Wars Universe.
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Neal: T - @thethrillcnkill
Varsity: T - @C_MiamiMatthes
NBA Finals Recap, Disappointed in Neal...Again, and Hockey Talk?
This week we talk all things NBA finals and our thoughts going into the off-season and next season. We actually talk hockey for once?? We also get into some of the shows and movies we've watched lately and surprise surprise...Neal hasn't watched any of them.
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Neal: T - @thethrillcnkill
Varsity: T - @C_MiamiMatthes
NBA Finals but More Importantly NHL Playoffs
The boy are back after a hiatus and they're talking NBA Finals and which team they hate less. They're talking NHL for the second time in 365 days, shocking really. And there couldn't be a 2TE ep without bringing up the Commanders.
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Neal - IG: @thethrillcankill5 T: @thethrillcnkill
March Madness, Heat Propaganda and The Blacklist
This week it's a lottttttt of basketball talk. We break down the NCAA tournament and the biggest shocks. Varsity explains his blacklist and the logic is completely sound. We also preview the NBA playoffs and what could be. Some great narratives are potentially on the way.
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Varsity - T: @C_MaimiMatthes
Neal - IG: @thethrillcankill5 T: @thethrillcnkill
The Batman Review, Support Minor Leagues and Can Lebron Carry?
We get into the MLB lockout update along with some potential changes coming to the Majors. We talk the current state of the NBA and some early playoff predictions. We also do a full review of The Batman movie. *MAJOR SPOILERS*
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Neal - T: @thethrillcnkill IG: @thethrillcankill5
Varsity - T: @C_MiamiMatthis
Go Commies, NBA All-Star Reactions and The MLB is Locked Forever
This week we talk about all the woes of the NFL. We get into our reactions to the WFT, now Commanders, name change and uniforms reveal. We get into the lawsuits currently underway and the coaching diversity controversy. We also talk NBA All-Star rosters and jersey reactions. Quick update on the MLB. It's still locked out. That's the update.
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Wild Card Weekend Reactions...That's It Really
We go through the Wildcard Weekend games with our initial reactions, predictions for the next round, and favorite moments. That's pretty much it. Enjoy :)
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Neal - IG: @thethrillcankill5 T: @thethrillcnkill
Varsity - T: @C_MiamiMatthes
Year 19 Age 37, NFL Playoff Predictions and Episode 69...nice
This week we get into the NFL playoffs with some predictions and speculation. We also talk NBA standings and early MVP candidates. Also it's our 69th episode so...you know...nice.
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Neal - IG: @thethrillcankill5 T: @thethrillcnkill
Varsity - T: @C_MiamiMatthes
Super Outdated, RIP Demaryius Thomas and Garbage Takes from Garbage People
Little late to the party on this one, had some miscommunication on editing but it's here now so shut up and listen. We cover all the usual topics but we also pay tribute to Demaryius Thomas. We've got some insane takes from some of our favorite people and react to those. JV gets a little too heated. We also briefly discuss the MLB lockout.
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Neal - IG: @thethrillcankill5 T: @thethrillcnkill
Varsity - T: @C_MiamiMatthes
Stick Ball Awards, Buyin & Sellin and Gilbert Arenas Mental Health Check
Some baseball post-season updates. We talk all things crypto....I mean buying and selling teams in both the NBA and NFL. Looking to diversify our portfolio if you know what I'm saying.
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NFL Dramas, NBA GOAT Squad Debate and Scumbag Snack
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City Edition Jersey Tier List, Pretenders vs Contenders and New Favorite Roller Derby Team
This week we take a long hard look at the new City Edition Jerseys and give each of them a grade. Spoiler: Neal is wrong. We run through the NFL standings and which teams are legit and which teams are not despite current standings. We have a quick stick ball update (Go Braves). As always check out our socials and share with others!
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Varsity - T: C_MiamiMatthis
Baseball Integrity, NBA Overreactions and Innuendos
We've got it all. Baseball rants. Basketball overreactions. Terrible innuendos. It's all going down this week.
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Fighting Jackson Mahomes, Go Kraken and NBA Western Conference Preview
This week we cover the absolute shit show that was the Sean Taylor (RIP) number retirement along with Jackson Mahomes' latest atrocity that wasn't totally his fault. We've got a bit of hockey news and a bit of baseball news but we really get into breaking down the Western Conference as the NBA season gets underway.
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The Washington Football Drug Dealer, Gruden Dumpster Fire and Great, More Kyrie News
This week we get into ALL the controversies. The WFT gets raided by the DEA and found trainers were giving athletes false prescriptions, Gruden sent a bunch of racist emails AND HORSE TALK. We've got it all. We talk Kyrie Irving and his hold out on getting the vaccine. Clearly working out well for Cole Beasley (he comes up too). We've got some preview NBA talk going as the preseason gets underway.
Playoff Baseball, NBA Slander and NFL Recap
This week Varsity fills in for Neal. We've got some wild baseball on our hands, NFL is in full swing and we rant about some NBA news.
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Go Cards, The Gase Conspiracy and Playing With Ourselves
The MLB wildcard race is getting better and better. The Cardinals have given themselves a real nice cushion by going on a long win streak. Love to see it. We also have some reactions from week 2 of the NFL, so many unexpected results this year. Some recent evidence has been brought forth to suggest a conspiracy surrounding Adam Gase. We even have quite a bit of NBA news with some players on the move and a fun game for us. Not sure how much you all will like it but, we don't care.
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NFL Week 1 Overreactions, John Wall on the Move and September Baseball
This week we overreact to week 1 of football. Jameis Winston is god. How are the Texans the only 1-0 AFC South team? We'll get into it. We also have some NBA talk with a little scumbag hour snuck in there. We also have quite the wildcard race on our hands in the MLB.
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Way Too Early NFL Playoff Predictions
Shorter episode this week but we had a lot of fun with this one debating which NFL teams from our preview shows will make it to the playoffs and ultimately win the Super Bowl. Thanks to special guest Brett Matthes for helping us out with this one.
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GOACH Debate, Too Much Pats Talk and NFC/AFC East Preview
This week we have resident soccer expert, Brett Matthes, back on the show since he's also the resident Eagles fan. Go Birds. The bulk of the episode is the East division preview but we've got some good conversation and some good debate so get ready to listen to us go on about, arguably, the worst division in the league.
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Take Me to Margaritaville, O-H-I-O and AFC/NFC North Preview
Special guest Ben Lewis joins us this week to preview the North divisions. Bless his soul, he's a Lions fan so he gives us some perspective from an NFC North team. We also discuss some other NFL news and preview the Paul v Woodley fight.
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Allegedly, WFT Rebrand in Shambles and AFC/NFC South Preview
This week we have more allegations coming from cases against Deshaun Watson and Trevor Bauer, accused scumbags. The jury is still out on that decision. The team that shall not be named has narrowed down the possibilities for its new name and brand. SPOILER ALERT: They're all bad. Then we move on to the South divisions this week and give our predictions for the season and some analysis prior to the start of the season. Be sure to follow us on all of our socials @2tightends!
Ultimate Allies, Olympics Recap and Hot NFL Takes
We've TWO special guests this week. Lea (LAY_UH) coming in to drop some mad olympic knowledge on us because we didn't really watch. Best producer in the world, Brent, returning to the show to bring his hot takes and even give a little taste of a scumbag special. Be sure to follow all the socials! @2tightends
Annual Soccer Talk, NBA Free Agency and Diarrhea Outbreak
We have our once a year soccer update seeing as the biggest star is on the move. We brought on special guest, Brett Matthes, to help us out since we our completely ignorant to the world of "football". We also break down some of the bigger free agency news around the NBA. We get into some NFL training camp news. Big shock but the NY Giants are in shambles. We also get into some reality show talk and why they never aired or ever will air.
1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY - Special Guests and Hot Takes Only
We officially celebrate a year! You're gonna want to strap in for this one. We have some great guests join us for this episode and it's just full of hot takes. Thanks to everyone who has been listening and supporting from the beginning. Here's to another year.
Bucks in 6, Vaccine Drama? and An Awakening
Recapping the Finals and the Bucks championship and what's in store for the NBA off-season. NFL is right around the corner and the hottest topic is that player's don't want to get vaccinated. Apparently OJ Simpson has some pretty strong opinions because we're really taking those into account. You won't want to miss Neal's surprising revelation on a great childhood movie.
Scumbag Special
A little bonus episode for you all with a great guest, Varsity Connor. Mainly focused on the recent scumbags in a special Scumbag Hour. Warning: the sports takes are extremely outdated, we know.
Some Good 'Ol Stickball, Crypto Scams and Family
We actually have some decent baseball talk and news in this one. We have super outdated basketball takes along with some NBA trade rumors. Scumbag Hour has a bit of a theme this time around, we're talking pro scammers this week. Don't worry we saved the best for last. Fast 9 movie review and Neal is all about it. RIP Biz Markie.
NBA Update, King Joe Kelly and Scumbag Hour
We've got a quick NBA update with some predictions in anticipation for the Finals. Joe Kelly continues to be our hero and a true champion of the people. Introducing a new segment we have titled the Scumbag Hour with features such as Trevor Bauer, the NCAA and the Olympics. Stay tuned for more from this segment.
Hostile Acts, NFL is Gay and Hinge is King.
Jazz suck, Russian Hockey Butts and YouTube's fallen icons
Paul Bros Boxing, On-Court Scuffles and Fights in the Stands
We got a lot of fights in this one. We cover all the social media star fights and how they need to end. We're just throwing money at these people for no reason. Then we've got some NBA playoffs continued along with some fighting on the floor that some get broken up by body guards? Then we got some sticky situations in the MLB along with some fan fights that are fantastic. Don't miss it and be sure to share or rate the podcast. Also be sure to follow us:
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Doubling Down, NBA Playoffs Cont. and Danny Ainge Rants
You're not gonna wanna miss this one. We are doubling down on everything this week especially NBA talk. It's pretty much all NBA talk this week to be honest. The playoffs have not disappointed so far and we are here for it with all of our out of date predictions and takes. Also Varsity comes in HOT with a good rant about Danny Ainge and his legacy with the Celtics.
Rec League MVP, Be Better Fans and Star Wars Rants
Well first we get into why we never went pro. Pretty short conversation there. Then we get into very little baseball news followed by a plethora of basketball news. Mainly we get into the playoffs at this point and our favorite series. We also talk Julio Jones trade talks. Then we get into some disturbing Star Wars news and rant for a bit.
My Body My Choice, Tony LaRussa Drama and Make The Play-In Tournament Count
This week is a doozy boys. We talk about our diets and what would happen if they fought. Then we cover all things Tony LaRussa and all the drama surrounding his comments. We preview the play-in tournament and what it means for the playoff picture.
We Live in Delusion, Finishing NBA Regular Season and Weird Ads
Strap in boys. This one is a doozy. We talk baseball to start out. Got some moves happening and we get into where the standings sit currently. We talk end of the regular season for basketball and what that means for the play-in tournament. We cover a couple of football topics, but not too much to talk about there right now. Then we get into some weird ads we've seen lately.
Would LeBron Rather, Aaron Rodgers Vibes and Paul Brothers Fight Night
We talk basketball for way too long. The Aaron Rodgers plot thickens, but also should Adam Schefter be held more accountable for his reporting? We talk some baseball like Pujols retirement and Mad Max going off. Also we want to watch Floyd vs Logan Paul but don't want to pay for it.
NFL Draft Recap, MVP Race Debate and Some Baseball
Special Guest, Varsity Connor, back in the building. We give our thoughts and feelings on the NFL draft. Spoiler alert: Broncos are all in on Drew Lock and the Packers hate Aaron Rodgers. We check in on baseball and some of VC's bets lately. We get into it a little on the MVP race in the NBA as we get closer to playoffs.
The Gang Does a Mock Draft
It's an NFL mock draft. That's about it. We got some special guests.
Injury Free Sports, Parks and Rec vs The Office and Family
We discuss which athletes we would have loved to see go injury free in their careers. We also debate which show is better, The Office or Parks and Rec. We give some initial takes on the new Fast and Furious 9 trailer and what it means for the franchise.
Most Underrated PG, Best NBA Players Under 25 and Initial NFL Draft Thoughts
This week we spend a lot of time talking NBA but we debate who the most underrated Point Guard of all time is. We also discuss the best players under the age of 25 right now compared to a list put out by ESPN. We also talk Sam Darnold to the Panthers and some initial draft thoughts. We also cover some baseball news and how the Astros are over all of the hate. Tough luck there bud.
Godzilla vs Kong, Players vs Management and Neal vs Wax
This week we get into the NBA Trade Deadline and some players that felt their teams did them dirty. We also talk about the MVP race and who is in our top 5 at this point. Neal promises to own up to his Monday Night Football bet but we'll see. We also break down and review Godzilla vs Kong.
Childhood Crushes, Adopting Bradley Beal and Oops All Shrimp Tails
We get into a bunch of stuff as per usual. We talk NFL free agent signings. We dive into the NBA trade deadline buzz and all the moves that happened. We talk some crazy arrest stories. We rip one of the Morris twins for crying about a trap game (insert obligatory 2 Chainz call). We also talk about what's going on with Cinnamon Toast Crunch and gas lighting their customers. There's a ship blocking the Suez Canal if you haven't heard. Also we talk about some of our childhood crushes that may or may not be but definitely are animated.
First 2TE Live Show, Go For Tone and Brady's New Ratings
Well all of our March Madness takes and predictions are super outdated. We discuss the discrepancy between the male and female gyms at the tournament. We get into all the NFL free agency moves. It's a bit of shorter episode but, as always, a banger.
Disney Tier List, Spicy Tweets and Make A Wish Teams
Not a ton of sports news this week boys. We cover some of the bigger NFL moves. We review the lack-luster All-Star Game. But the real news is our controversial Disney Movie tier list. We will fight anyone on it.
Slut Shaming Lola Bunny, He's Only 22 and The SNKRS App Finally Works??
This week we get into all the NBA news. We talk a lot of All-Star game. Predictions and reactions to rosters/contestants in the different competitions. We talk about Luka a lot, get ready. We cover the unearthing of the SNKRS app controversy. We also talk Space Jam 2 and what we're most excited for. Not happy about the studio slut shaming Lola Bunny.
#FreeDeShaun, Neal Role Play and We The Best OnlyFans
We got some NFL news coming in hot. Let's get the movement going, #FreeDeShaun. We talk some other trade rumors and landing spots. We talk NBA news and give our All-Star reactions. Also Twitter and OnlyFans will never be the same.
Intro: Enchanté by Vendredi https://soundcloud.com/vendrediduo
Juiced Balls, Getting Hit and Neal's BFF
This week we review the Super Bowl and what that means for next season. We also cover all of the potential movement in the QB position around the league. We talk about what's going on with Neal's brother from another mother and they're plans for the future. We get into some NBA news and all the internet trolls attacking Scott Brooks. He's the victim here, not the entire DC fan base. We even get into some baseball talk with the reconstruction of baseballs themselves and the restructuring of the minor league system and what it means for the future stars.
Intro: Enchanté by Vendredi https://soundcloud.com/vendrediduo
Outro: You & I by Soyb & Amine Maxwell https://soundcloud.com/soybmusic https://soundcloud.com/soybmusic
Super Bowl Special, Tyrese Gibson and F The Dodgers
Intro: Enchanté by Vendredi soundcloud.com/vendrediduo
Outro: Piece by Piece by Kevin Lavitt soundcloud.com/kevin-lavitt