Two Beards Talking
By Two Beards Talkings
Two Beards TalkingJun 25, 2023
Oceangate Titan Submersible Tragedy
In tonight's episode, we discuss the tragic events surrounding the Titan submersible this week.
Activision, Gavin Newsome
We discuss Activision shooting themselves in the foot over a premature option to nix a member of Faze Clan on Call of Duty, and Gavin Newsome's (soon-to-be failed) proposal of a 28th Amendment to limit the 2nd Amendment.
This Book is Gay
In tonight's episode, we discuss the Illinois school teacher who resigned from her job after learning a police report had been filed on her for exposing her children to an "instructional manual" titled "This Book is Gay".
Tucker Carlson
In tonight's episode, we discuss the firing of Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon, as well as other funny topics.
New Alabama Bills For Gun Control
Matt coughs the whole time while I read the news.
Washington State SB5599
Everyone stick your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye. Society as we know it is officially done for. We had a good run at it, but it's time to throw in the towel...
The Tennessee 3
In this episode, we discuss the foiled transgender school/church shooter, Anheuser-Busch, and the Tennessee State Reps expelled from the State Capitol
Donald Trump Indictment
We had a lot to cover this week, ranging from AOC being served for an ethics violation to the Donald Trump Indictment.
SVB Collapse, Joe Biden's (soon-to-be) failed EO on gun control, Hunter Biden's laptop countersuit
The title says enough...
The January 6th Insurrection Has Fallen Apart
And everyone is BIG MAD at Tucker Carlson for it.
What is wrong with kids these days?
A student assaults a teacher's aide for confiscating his Nintendo Switch...
First Winner of the Tour de France
Do you know who the first winner of the Tour de France was? Find out in tonight's episode!
Mass Shootings and Train Derailments
We discuss the recent string of mass shootings and train derailments in the country.
State of the Union, UFOs, and More!
Tonight we discuss the comments made my Biden during the SOTU and the response from Republicans, multiple UFOs that have been sighted/shot down in recent days, and much more!
POTUS Twitter Account
In tonight's episode we discuss the blatant disregard of truthful information purposefully omitted by the POTUS Twitter Account
Joe Biden's Mishandling of Classified Materials
The title is descript enough
USMC Gender Integration Study
We discuss the recent academic study released by the University of Pittsburgh on the gender integration of the Marine Corps
Merry Christmas from Two Beards Talking!
Fun Christmas Facts for your holiday!
"Biden is Fucking Retarded" (According to Kanye West)
You gotta listen to find out...
Russian Shenanigans
Tonight we discuss Russia bombing a German Visa office in Ukraine, Nancy Pelosi on video threating physical harm against a sitting president, road rage, and Tulsi Gabbard's departure from the democratic party.
Russian Nuclear Threat
Tonight we discuss Ye and his latest controversy, Biden's inability to count, and Russia's threat of nuclear action.
Anthony Fauci is a liar, Disney fucks up everything, sanctuary cities can't handle the illegals, and credit card companies are dicks
Just read the title and listen to the show
Saturday Night Shenanigans
Listen to find out! Buy rifle magazines!
Biden Independence Hall Speech 9/1/22
Hitl---- I mean, Biden, addresses his loyalists in a speech to the nation, targeting those who oppose his regime ("MAGA Republicans")
FBI Mar-a-Lago Raid
In this episode, we discuss some local news as well as the FBI raid on Trump's Florida residence.
Monkeypox Has a New Name...
That's right, it's no longer being referred to as "monkeypox". Listen to find out the new official name for the latest designer disease!
"The Assault Weapons Ban of 2021" HR1808
Yes, this is a lengthy episode, but I urge you to listen and pay close attention, because the threat is VERY real...
Uvalde Shooting
In tonight's episode we discuss the tragic events that unfolded this week at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.
Ukraine, Religion, and more
Tonight we discuss The US sending $40B in aide to Ukraine, our thoughts on religion, and how the prison and legal system sets people up for failure.
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True Story! With Special Guest: Sean Burton Saunders
Remember to listen for the code word to get your entry for the Farmasi Shield Man Bag Set!
I want to give a huge shout out to Sean for joining us this evening and making tonight's show one to remember. He will certainly be on the show with us again in the future, so be sure to stay tuned for more!
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Stacey Abrams
Oh Stacey... only YOU could get caught up in the double standard involving mask mandates, then have your race card REJECTED when you try to play it.
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Bullshit Part 2 - The Fuckening Continues
The conclusion to this week's show. What will happen??? You have to tune in to find out...
Bullshit Part 1
Yes, so much happened that we LITERALLY had to make a 2 part episode for this one. Enjoy!
New Year, Same Great Show
That's right, our new year resolution is to keep bringing you the same great content you know and love!
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Elf on the Shelf: CANCELED
I know, I'm scratching my head about it, too. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of our friends and fans!
Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict
In this episode we discuss the verdict in the case against Kyle Rittenhouse.
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Kyle Rittenhouse Trial
It's nearing the end. Closing arguments are expected this coming Monday. Go to our Facebook page and tell us your opinion as to whether or you think he's guilty or innocent. Anyone who comments will be randomly entered to win your choice of a coyote tan Toolman Tactical 32 rd AR-15 magazine or a Poddecks deck of cards.
Happy 246th, Marines!
Yes, we discuss a lot more in this episode than the upcoming night of pomp and circumstance that is the Marine Corps Birthday, but the Marine Corps Birthday trumps all right now! Don't forget to pay a visit to our sponsors, Poddecks and Toolman Tactical, and check out all the cool stuff you can get with our discount codes! Use code beards10 to save 10% on any physical deck of cards from Poddecks, and code tbt30 to get 30% off your full order of AR-15 or Glock magazines!
False Consensus, Mandela Effect, Alec Baldwin
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Contest Time!
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Pod Decks
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Hypocrisy of the U.S. Government
The title is self explanatory. Tonight, in this marathon episode, we discuss Nicki Minaj, Gen. Milley's "soft coup", and the U.S. government and elites showing their blatant hypocrisy regarding masking and the covid vaccine.
Covid 19 Vaccine Mandate
Joe Biden has done exactly what he said he wouldn't...
We're Back!
Our first episode together in 10 months! We're glad to be back, and we look forward to bringing you more content in the future! Don't forget to follow us on FB and let us know you're listening!
Washington DC Riots 01-06-21
*WARNING* - GARTUITOUS USE OF THE WORD "FUCK" IN THIS EPISODE
Just myself, Daniel Sanders, venting about what occurred in our nation's capital today. Matt and I will be back together on the air shortly, we've taken a temporary leave of absence due to the holidays. We wish you all the best and look forward to bringing you more laughs in the near future!
2020 Presidential Election
We discuss the current state of the election results and the possible future outlook.
Walter Wallace Jr & Kevin Peterson Jr
Tonight we discuss the recent police shootings in Philadelphia and Portland, the senate hearing with CEOs of Google, Twitter, and Facebook, other stories.
Spaghetti and Riots
Riots breaking out in Italy over stringent lockdown orders (but in the US the same actions are called protests???), dems don't want the FBI investigating the Biden email scandal BEFORE the election out of fear of losing the election.
Hunter Biden, pt. II: The Fuckening
More information just keeps slowly pouring out, and none of it looks good for the Bidens.
Jeff Toobin
I have no words for this incident. Tonight we discuss the completely embarrassing incident with Jeff Toobin's masturbation during a Zoom meeting call with work colleagues.