2TM Breakfast with Peter Huxley Catch Up

Pete and Toni shoot the breeze, plus the worst joke ever!

Pete and Toni went to the Forum 6 for Slim and I, Pete gives his take on budget winners and losers, and reckons Baba vanga is full of it....

Pete and Toni shoot the breeze, then Pete talks speed cameras and plate flippers, the coffee study and a very funny texting joke.....

The man dress, can you catch Torettes, and Pete comes 3rd in the raffle!

Toni gets homework to make the perfect cuppa, fun in Russia with elections and vaccines, and possibly the dumbest only in America ever!

Toni explains the US supreme court, why humans can't climb walls like spiders and geckos can., a man in the US says men should stop using emojis, AND only in Belgium!!!

Pete and Toni talk mountain biking and millenial slang. Pete gives you the low down on what to look for if you think someone is flirting with you, and more gun fun in the USA!!

Pete and Toni wrap up the last NRL round, Toni fires up about the AFL trying to rip off dancers, we check more panic buying of toilet paper in the UK and a cracking only in America!

A riotous episode. Toni plays How Average is Toni, Pete gives a shout out to the Broncos, the great poo knife story, and Qantas selling fully stocked nibbly trolleys from the 747 fleet. Plenty of laughs to get you through the weekend.....

Pete and Toni talk parking and crap super powers, Pete analyses the new NRL trial rules, and don't miss the squirrel joke. Bet you've never heard this one.....

Pete is back after his brush with fake Covid!

A huge 9/11 edition. Toni plays How Average is Toni while Pete rants about the Post office. Then things get serious with Pete, Toni and local identity Birdy recounting their memories of 9/11, and ending with a different kind of 911 straight from the USA!  

Pete and Toni run the gamut of everything...Howkids are too good at technology for you, and why do these Crooks never learn!!

Pete and Toni discuss cooking shows among other things. Also, what dilated pupils tell about you, and what happens when the wife sends hubby to get a garden gnome? Awesome!

Pete finds a parrot....Tuesday lifehacks looks at unusual and helpful apps. A man blows up his house swatting a fly and we talk outsourcung the minister for customer service...

Pete and Toni talk organ donation. Also, see if you can see where the robbery went wrong, what's the worst thing that can happen if you leave your window open for 5 months and don't miss Pete's fathers day dad joke....

Pete and Toni examine a study that shows what you eat for breakfast can predict your personality....Pete also tells the tale of the naked removalist job (pays well)! Dribble Up brings footy training into the on line age and is it true that loonies come out on the full moon??

Pete and Toni discuss Fathers Day gifts, Tuesday life hacks looks at unusual Fathers Day gift ideas, the Tesla ransom-ware attempt among other stuff!

Pete and Toni wrap up the NRL, a man can fit plenty into his rectum when going to prison! And a squirrel nut bar. Coool.

Toni plays How Average is Toni? Pete's toaster dies, we talk home made suppositories, AND Pete chats about roundabouts with Birdy! All this and more....

Pete and Toni discuss a bird that can predict the hurricane season! Burgewr King Belgium providing masks with a twist, putting out fires with beer and nudist covid!

Pete catches up with Farmer Wants a Wife with Toni, we have Tuesday lifehacks-- tips for hopeless cooks (like Peter, the Chinese communal scream, and don't miss today's only in America!

Pete and Toni discuss events like The Masked Singer. Also the escapee tortoise, why Mexico is blaming Coca Cola for Covid 19 plus other stuff, like Vaccine Watch and don't miss the sneaky elephant joke!

Pete and Toni discuss recipes, local news and Pete's awkward shopping trip. Also Why We Don't Have hovercars looks at pee science and why comparing apples with oranges shouldn't be used. Also, why stealing a car that is in the middle of an oil change may not be the best idea....

Pete and Toni discuss recipes for the 2TM 85th anniversary cookbook. Also internet security in Tuesday Lifehacks, and DO NOT miss Pete's hilarious Weetbix rant. He does have a point.

The Chinese restaurant that weighs you before you eat. Also Pete's brush with fame when he got a haircut on the weekend---wow! Also good news about elephants in Kenya, and the American bridge fix. How long did it last!?

Toni plays How Average Is Toni, and reveals she once auditioned for Love Island! Also, careful with Google Maps, and what ever happened to toast racks?? 

Toni talks Yoga and why fencing is the best Covid safe sport... handing out trowels in the Scottish Highlands and even the wrappers in fast food restaurants  will kill you!

Coles are discontinuing their catalogues. Also Ghandi's glasses are up for auction, nude dogwalking, and pete forgives a reporter for dropping the F bomb on TV. It is 2020 after all!!

Great advice in Tuesday lifehacks! Toni talks about her new mattress and growing up, and Pete gets angry about phones in bed.....

Wall to wall Covid today, with vaccine Watch, the Canadian denier, and US issues a travel warning -- to New Zealand?? Also aq man says it's not over after sentencing by a judge, and then goes on to prove it!! Monday eh?

Toni talks broccoli and plays how average is Ambro! There's an estate auction on fro Flo and Joh Bjelke and pete runs through some of the items up for grabs. A fiery mariage proposal with a happy ending and a hand sanitiser thief round out the week...

Toni and Pete talk masks, and don't miss the NRL tips. Toni on fire! Covid tips from a man who has flown 33 times in the US without getting it, and interesting results from an alcohol survey......

What is a denier? The answer will surprise you. It amuses Pete too. Also what happens when you ignore the wife's advice not to park so close. And don't miss the Fedora thief.. All this and more

Tuesday Lifehacks attacks the art of negotiation. Also a couple of brilliant ideas! A great solution to getting your son off the video games AND the Poms come up with a great idea to stimulate the hospitality industry...

Pete and Toni give you the good oil for the NRL this week. Russia reckons they have the Vaccine sorted, the great medical marijuana fight (Not to be missed) and the mobile internet speeds on top of Mt Everest are now faster than yours!! Check this out....

Pete and Toni discuss the water situation. The Belarus President gets his come-uppance, and unusual Wedding Invite, and Pete has fallen out of love with Kerry Chant among other things...

Bumper edition, includes Vaccine Watch, the only way out of this, Tuesday lifehacks, Toni talks a new astronomy place in Tamworth and CARTWHEEL GUY among other stuff....

Robbing a bank while holding your toddler maybe not a good idea, North Kores records its "first" Covid case, Pete talks Covidiots and clarifies social distancing and Berlin is reopening bondage joints!

A great way to end the week. Toni plays how average is Ambro, the chocolate edition we talk ice cream, lottery wins, ruby chocolate and the worlds tallest swiing-- the size of a 30 storey building. Would you be game?

Toni and Pete talk Depp v Heard, and an interesting discussion around the proposed Narrabri mine and a community renewable energy project. Also....why your Facebook friends mostly aren't real, mother in the US lets kid loose in an alligator enclosure, and a hilarious wedding faux pas....

Shooting practice in the hallway, how to survive a gator attack AND NASA messing with your starsign....

Kick the week off with Vaccine Watch, Is The Voice tainted (Pete thinks so) natural cemeteries, random rubber ducks, and a lost Toyota Camry. Just the usual Monday really!

Just how average is Toni? Also a serious message about organ donation, fun at Aldi, and gun ownership in America. PS How to attack your car with a shovel!!

Bumper edition, featuring Tones and I (that's Pete and Toni), 3 legged chickens, the John Kerr fizzer, and 2 fails-- Krispy Kreme promotion  and a US prison!

What is Ecosia? It's pretty cool ! Some cracking Tuesday lifehacks, a pub installs an electric fence to enforce social distancing, and the hot date joke! 

Pete and Toni discuss Covid issues around pubs opening, could Llamas be the answer? What is the most popular Olympic sport (not what you think!) and our new Monday segment --Vaccine Watch. Does exactly what it says on the can.

pete is back, and listen to him meeting Toni, our new journalist. Also the usual mayhem, number 1 or 2?, Facebook banning an owl nursery and how to get a gym in America to toe the line--- 

Sally-Anne Whitten had a chat with author and former police man Keith Banks. Keith Banks, one of Queensland's most decorated police officers, and his journey into the world of drugs as an undercover operative in the 1980s is told in his new book "Drugs, Guns & Lies" available now at all good bookstores. 

Sally-Anne Whitten caught up with, Australian singer/songwriter, musician, radio & TV personality and frontman of the outlaw country rock band Wagons - Henry Wagons.  If you missed the chat, catch up here! 

Pete and Annie at it again, plus why we don't have hovercars and iconic fashion! The podcast that has it all....

FINALLY a serious discussion on the show. And then it descends.......

a pinch, a punch and a dose of Annie and Pete for the 1st of the month!

Annie talks footy without watching it, how the Leprechauns are handling lockdown and stick it to your kids by knowing what Quibi is before they do!

Pete and Annie talk social distancing hamburgers, tiredness and TV series. Then a masterchef discussion descends into the inevitable argument! Pete gives his take on jobkeeper v working, interviews Channel 9 star James Bracey, and how capitalist America is shining through.... Bumper edition!

Pete and Annie argue over WA and Covid. And football and NSW and basically everyrthing. How to play with your piles with a chopstick, double USA DUI Karma AND the hamster and frog joke. 

Pete and Annie discuss working from home, a man live streams his own arrest, and no snakes in the operating room. (OK maybe a monkey!)

Annie is back, and Pete discusses Covid 19, Harry Potter World opens up in the US, we look forward to the NRL AND the science of eating ice cream!

Pete explodes the Hydroxychloroquine myth, what happens when you get Elon Musk's old mobile number, a strip club opens back up in the USA with a masks on clothes off party, and the case of the corrupt brekkie cop! 

How to teach a dog CPR, Pete gives his take on the China situation, what the anumals have been up to at Taronga zoo, and NASA looking for starters for an isolation project. What??!!

Pete addresses social distancing on public transport and Qantas.  He also gives you the run down on his own brush with the Covid! Also nude parking lot running and how you can be happier by just tossing a coin to choose which way to go!

Pete gives y'all an update on the Corona virus vaccine search. Some positives there. Also the usual insanity, like a rooster that wears overalls, sex dolls who watch football, inner tube tables for social distancing and 1 minute microwave brownies! Yum....

We play How Average is Annie, because its Friday! Annie explains what the easing of restrictions means, Also how to tell if your other half is cheating among other stuff!

Pete and Annie fire up at each other over Sco Mo. Whoa! Some great advice about vitamin D and not forgetting charity. Pete gives his views on realistic facemasks, AND he's had enough of those celebrity chefs cooking from home. HILARIOUS!

Pete rants about hair care products and deodorant, revelas Trump's valet has tested positive for Coronaand careful to mute your Zoom meetings. AND WHO THE HELL NEEDS A DRINK THAT BAD ANYWAY??? Check it out!

Pete and Annie are still bickering. Pete's potato bake, Annie's potato salad, and can Annie keep the unbeaten streak going as we play How Average is Annie? Plus Is Kim Jong Un alive or what, and how do Canadian Police handle a young girl in a Stormtrooper suit standing out front of a Star Wars themed restaurant? The answer won't surprise many!

Pete and Annie disagree about EVERYTHING from Corona action, to Albury's attitude to NRL, and even trains! Also a great study on what causes you to put omn weight, Elon Musk names his kid and the beer fairy pays a visit. Just another day at 2TM really.

Annie's mum's favourite recipes, heaps of Tuesday lifehacks on internet security, re-usable toilet paper (What?!) and other stuff, like cutting a hole in your Covid mask so it's easier to breathe.....

It's Friday, so we play How Average is Annie! Also, treating Covid 19 in men with Estrogen, the case of the clean toilet paperand why you shouldn't go to Georgia any time soon. Other stuff too.......

Bumper Episode! Annie talks politics and her hair, Pete asks why the drive-ins aren't open, an enooormmous rant from Pete about overseas coaches PLUS some stuff women have found out about their husbands during lock down. (More stuff too)!

Bumper edition, with Annie starring in Tuesday lifehacks, explaining how Chjristmas is with a huuuge family, Pete shares a great prank on the kids among others. Enjoy...

Pete's greenslip woes, the Mayor of Osaka helps out with the shopping (the girls aren't happy) and Pete hates iRacing Check it out!

Annie tries to help Pete solve his neighbour conundrum, and plays How Average Is Annie. Can she keep the winning streak going.?? Pete gets serious with a moving Anzac story. Also pandemic drones and make sure you dial before you dig!!

Why Covid-19 is the millenials' great depression moment, Annie don't gamble, why you should get breast implants and other stuff, like the proctologist who became a motor mechanic!

Pete and Annie with the usual bickering. This time over Corona virus, ice cream trucks and the best way to eat a hamburger according to scientists who should be working on something more important. like hover cars. Only in America and other stuff too......

Pete and Annie go head to head over the Covid 19 app. Plus Tuesday lifehacks-- Egg carton meatballs, cure the jimmy legs and a unique cure for Diarrhoea!! Just another day on 2TM brekkie.....

Pete and Annie discuss the Virgin situation, plus a cracking Pet Patrol joke plus what happens when you drive a golf cart on the green in Florida!! Yep guns.

It's supposedly Genghis Khan's birthday. Plus Pete dishes on Supercar E Racing, fun with Woolies queus, and discusses tightarses sharing teabags. PLUS even more!! 

Pete and Annie share their views on the NRL may 28 restart, as well as doomscrolling, Maurie Fields makes an appearance, drive thru strippers and a Japanese worker cops a punch in the face for turning up to work... Just the usual really!

Let's play How Average is Annie, plus naming your kid Covid, and Pete gives you the good oil for the races this weekend....

Pete and Annie disagree about whinging people in quarantine. ALSO,  making nudists wear masks, and improvised pole dancing among other things!!

More Corona discussion with Annie PLUS.... Tuesday lifehacks! How to win at board games. Beat the kids and gloat while isolating....Awesome.

Corona stuff (of course) hand sanitiser, 2 weeks and kenny knew......Other stuff too!

A bloke who can't remember where his 2 TVs came from, how average is Annie, Qantas staff helping at Woolies, great news for quarantined people and what ever happened to coloured toilet paper? 

Nudity Alert! Naked embarrassment in Germany, boober eats, (yes boober) cheese soap, China and the harbour bridge. What?!

How a man eats his credit card, the Minister and the date roll, discussion with the wonderful Annie and you won't eat that!

Drinking wine, finding the dogs and loading the horses, the hand sanitiser entrepreneur and the man who outran the police in his $900,000 car so he wouldn't upset the wife..... And that's not all.

How average is Annie? Plus drive thru everything in the US and Japanese ingenuity re virus masks.....

Pete and Annie spar over the Facebook, what life would be like if we had no moon and of course, Only In America

Annie gives her point of view and the great donut robbery.... too delicious!

Annie Lewis comes in, things you can say in bed and at a job interview, a pig burns down a farm, and the comfiest people mover in town! Just another day with Pete....

Just how average is Annie? Also how to steal a necklace with a fishing rod, the difference between men and women, and just some general Friday fun!

Pete chats with Annie, bringing a Llama to your sister's wedding, Veganwatch and even more date roll fun!

Date roll fun, including a giveaway, moon over brekky, Scomo weighs in plus a great new manscaping tool! just another day on 2TM Brekkie...

Our kind of hero (The beer drinking kind) why your exhaust pipe could be worth more than your car, and Pete's brush with an NRL great!

Another bumper episode including what animals you can find in your salad, the opposite of an aphrodisiac. AND, joy riding mechanics. I knew it!

Pete chars with 2TM journalist Annie Lewis, Tuesday life hacks and making sure to cut the eyeholes!

Irish men are the world's ugliest, the Whit speaks through his nose and how much is a diesel fitter worth?

The great 20 mph car chase, getting married in hell, and Just how average is Annie? Just the usual!

Naked bowling of course! Plus Spielberg's daughter follows him into the business and another vegan rant...

Midweek Madness!

Pygmy club

Constipated elephant among other stuff!

A special Valentines edition, with a common sense gift guide, a man who wants to pay you to find him a girlfriend, Pete's T20 rant AND the worst first date ever...

Lab grown diamonds, Corona virus named after a company and a sweet dumpster romance. Where does he get them from???

Big issues, like toilet paper consumption, a school fight between parents and a man needs a push!

Pete gives his take on the academy awards and the Allan Border medal, as well as RSL raffles, Tuesday lifehacks, and why carbon is not only bad for the environment, it's making you stupid!

Pete remembers iSnack 2.0, gives his opimnion on AFLW, and don't miss Only in America!

End your week with a laugh on Pete-- What even is a Minister for Customer Service? A mum's answer to kids not cleaning up, and the best prank ever! That's not even mentioning the chicken joke.....

Dissolving shorts, Bart Simpson is now the same age as Homer, Nostradamus, in fact all sorts of stuff! A big end to January with Pete

In the first show after the Tamworth Country Music festival, Pete discovers emoji numberplates, talks about the Chinese year of the Rat, and What even is a Valentines Day Nooner? Great Canadian marketing idea!

Do women prefer bearded men, or not, or both. AND, Vegan kilts. What next??

Buying your money from an ATM, man requests a duel for a divorce settlement, and what happens when a man takes bull viagra. Can't end well!!!

Pete is lamenting the rise of racquet smashing in tennis, and suggests a solution! Also how the previous Pope feels about the current Pope calling for non-celibate priests, as well as the sickest joke ever!!!

Pete thinks he could be a good store greeter. He also addresses international Kiss a Ginger Day and how he went bushwalking.

Sticky bunfights, stolen cheeseburgers, why tea drinkers live longer and Pete's take on Madame Tussaud throwing Harry and Meghan out of the royal family.....

Gene Simmons has ice cubes on his cereal? AND a reverse microwave oven. Catch Pete's blonde joke at the end!

Pete meets the new 2TM journalist Annie Lewis and explains why we don't have hovercars...

Pete's advice on sticking to your new year resolutions, a robbery with a butter knife etc....

Pete's back! And he's got a new look at the pitfalls of camel tours, bagpipes at McDonalds and other stuff.....

Alexa can't resolve Pete's arguments, the cheese slice prank and more!

Pete rants about Coles nut bar, does his best to give away a Christmas hamper, and something about a chimp conga line. Just another day on the brekky show.

Tuesday Lifehacks, DIY funerals plus more!

The Queen wants you as a social media updater, Pete's trip to the doctor and a Christmas tree made of dirty laundry......

Black Friday, but not on this podcast!

Catchup with Thursday!

All sorts of stuff!

Tuesday life hacks PLUS a box of spiders. Not for the squeamish

Why men frequent bars among other things.....

Pete's take on social media , parliament and more!

More stuff!

More stuff with Pete!

Smart water bottles, the latest thing to catch your sneaky cheating partner, have they run out of ideas with razors, and DNA testing for your cat all get a run in this bonus podcast.... Not to be missed!!

Don't miss this one, Peter talks about guns in America, and panda dogs in China. Listen all the way to the end for the parking spot joke!!

Peter shares his Melbourne Cup Story of being in the Winners Bar, the Kiwi who accidentally bought 1000 chickens, and the horse who wanted a job..... 

Wednesday means "Why We Don't Have Hover Cars" and this week Pete checks out a study of lying to people we are attracted to.  Also reveals the key to having fun later in life!

Missed this one? Catch up with Pete lamenting that he doesn't know what his haircut is, and you think you've visited some crap pubs??

Pete remembers a falconry show at Taronga Zoo, what happened when a porn star decided to havea crack at MMA fighting, and topless frisbee!

If you missed this mornings show, you can hear about gin made from elephant dung, and how to pee without spalshing (it's science!) on why we don't have hover cars

Pete reveals how he was once a repo man and made a huge error!!

Missed todays show? Pete asks why millenials cant play tennis, and drugs smuggled in a baby bump, among other things.....

Missed this morning? Tuesday life hacks gives you toilet tips!. Pete also touches on Britain's first gay marriage ending in divorce, and why the classic Wiggles lineup was the best.

Pete's take on in-car gaming for self-driving cars, charity nude calendars and ergonomic bikes!!

Missed this morning? Pete discusses South Dakota's answer to the meth problem, the BP David Jones joint venture and more!!

If you missed todays show, Pete chatted about the different between hamburgers, rissoles and meatballs!  Plus, Peter chatted about the guy in the States who got busted with drugs.. you won't believe how (!!) Tune in and find out!

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Didn't catch 2TM Breakfast with Peter Huxley? Catch up on some of the best bits here! 

Didn't catch Breakfast with Peter Huxley this morning? Catch up now! 

Miss out on 2TM Breakfast with Pete Huxley? Catch up now! 

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Miss 2TM Breakfast with Pete Huxley? Catch up right here! 

Spent too long brewing some tea this morning and missed 2TM Breakfast with Pete Huxley? Catch up on some of his best bits right here! 

Missed Pete Huxley for 2TM Breakfast this morning? Catch up now with some of his best bits! 

Didn't catch 2TM Breakfast with Pete this morning? Catch up on his best bits from the show this morning right here with the 2TM Catch Up! 

Miss 2TM Breakfast with Peter Huxley this morning? You missed some of Pete's handy suggestions with Tuesday Life Hacks, all the latest from Australia's Got Talent and more! Catch up now with 2TM Breakfast with Peter Huxley catch up! 

Missed catching 2TM Breakfast with Peter Huxley this morning? Thats ok - you can catch the best bits from his breakfast show this morning right here with the 2TM Breakfast with Peter Huxley catch up! 

Didn't catch 2TM Breakfast with Pete Huxley this morning?  He was chatting about different kinds of milk you can buy now-days (maybe even cockroach milk!?!) plus a candle that you won't believe WHY it's been recalled. Plus, another tale from America! All that and more in this edition of the 2TM Breakfast with Pete Huxley catch up! 

In this episode of the 2TM Breakfast with Pete Huxley Catch Up, we have the best bits from Pete's first week on-air! Hear Pete's tales of how his first week in Tamworth has been so far, road rages, American toilet attendant stories.. and loads more!