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Two Truths and a Dozen Lies

Two Truths and a Dozen Lies

By Bee Golding, Derek Thornton

An investigative comedy podcast hosted by Derek Thornton and Bee Golding. We cover everything from histories to conspiracy theories to our favorite tv series - all by playing various versions of the popular party game "Two Truths and a Lie". You ready for it?

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Ep 21: Happier Than Ever and a Dozen Eilishes

Two Truths and a Dozen LiesAug 10, 2021

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Ep 21: Happier Than Ever and a Dozen Eilishes

Ep 21: Happier Than Ever and a Dozen Eilishes

HI THIS IS OUR NEW FAVORITE EPISODE! Tune in to hear about icon Billie Eilish, their origin story, and how to make your own success story!

Aug 10, 202157:42
Ep 20: Bly Manor and a Dozen Hauntings

Ep 20: Bly Manor and a Dozen Hauntings

Welcome to episode 20! If you love our banter at the beginning, you're in luck. If not... maybe just skip forward a bit to hear Bee cover how the horror stories of "The Haunting Of..." Netflix series were created. 


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Aug 04, 202146:31
Ep 19: Two Truths and a Dozen Psych(s)

Ep 19: Two Truths and a Dozen Psych(s)

WELCOME BACK! Listen in as Derek convinces Bee to (finally) watch Psych. Truly shocked at how much Psych continues to influence social media references, Bee's head is twirling by the end of the episode so you don't want to miss this one!

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Jul 28, 202139:22
Ep 18: Adventure Time and a Dozen Facts

Ep 18: Adventure Time and a Dozen Facts

Podcast Time! Come one grab a snack - time to sit back and relax! With Bee the Dog and Derek the Human, the fun will never end. It's Podcast Time! Welcome to episode 18 where Bee tells Derek about the massively popular cartoon, Adventure Time, and a dozen trivia facts about it.

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Jul 21, 202135:15
Ep: 17 Two Seas and a Dozen Thieves

Ep: 17 Two Seas and a Dozen Thieves

Welcome to episode 17! Listen as Derek tells Bee all about the video game he's been playing and why we're so exhausted this week.


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Jul 14, 202139:25
Ep 16: Two Fairs and a Dozen Ladies

Ep 16: Two Fairs and a Dozen Ladies

DISCLAIMER: The audio of this quality is, to simply put it, Not Great. But! Still join us for this extra special episode about the 1964 film adaption of My Fair Lady.


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Jul 08, 202140:29
Ep 15: iDKHOW and a Dozen Slights

Ep 15: iDKHOW and a Dozen Slights

Sorry for missing a week but we are BACK and with an extra special episode featuring I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, aka iDKHOW. What makes it special? Well - tune in to hear some up close and personal experiences Bee and Derek got while working ForkFest last week!


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Jun 29, 202157:17
Ep 14: Princess Bride and a Dozen Inigo Montoyas

Ep 14: Princess Bride and a Dozen Inigo Montoyas

It's absolutely inconceivable we're on episode 14 already! Bee reads an imdb synopsis from the time that the internet was in it's infancy and Derek guesses Bee's secret topic of the week way fast. Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content!

Jun 16, 202140:38
Ep 13: Minecraft and a Dozen Versions

Ep 13: Minecraft and a Dozen Versions

How the heck are we already on episode 13?! Well, I hope you're ready for some serious nostalgia as we discuss the creation and development of Minecraft. Bee reminisces about all the MMORPGs she played with her cousins who were thousands of miles away and Derek puts exactly how successful Minecraft is. Not to mention, we spill some serious tea regarding Notch, Minecraft's creator.

Jun 09, 202144:03
Ep 12: Adele and 19 Lies

Ep 12: Adele and 19 Lies

Buckle in as Derek hears all about Adele's eerily similar beginnings as Bee's and how Adele was able to have such a killer debut album!


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Jun 02, 202140:59
Ep 11: Two Truths and a Dear Evan Hansen

Ep 11: Two Truths and a Dear Evan Hansen

Catch Derek waving at Bee through a window as they try to convince Bee to listen to Dear Evan Hansen. They discuss children actors and Bee's connections to Ben Platt and Ross Lynch and give their two cents on the ethics of casting children. Enjoy this week's episode and don't forget to follow us on social media (@2truths12lies) - we love hanging out with you.

May 26, 202159:56
Ep 10: Little Women and a Dozen Lies

Ep 10: Little Women and a Dozen Lies

We've heard your requests and it's finally time - HERE'S YOUR LITTLE WOMEN EPISODE! Listen to Bee tell Derek about the producers and cast and watch Derek dive deep into thematic expression.

May 19, 202147:00
Ep 9: Hunt for the Wilderpeople and a Dozen Lies

Ep 9: Hunt for the Wilderpeople and a Dozen Lies

Buckle up and get ready for take-off as we enter the land of Kiwi Humor via Taika Waititi's "Hunt for the Wilderpeople". Derek shows off his New Zealander accent as Bee explores the weirdness of the soundtrack of this film. Together, they took a closer look at the themes and satire this awesome movie displays.

May 12, 202139:35
Ep 8: DEEP DIVE into Comedy ft. Dan Harmon's "Community"

Ep 8: DEEP DIVE into Comedy ft. Dan Harmon's "Community"

NEW EPISODE TYPE JUST DROPPED! To cater to more people, and to give deserving content the analysis it deserves, we are releasing deep dives that are longer than the typical episodes. In this episode, we discover elements of comedy using the case of Dan Harmon's Community! Shout out to Derek's hard work/ his obsession with Dan Harmon for bringing you this episode. #WeHateChevyChase


Don't forget to donate to our Patreon to have access to our speed round of Two Truths and Lie featuring the bizarre ties between Community and the Marvel Cinematic Universe. https://www.patreon.com/2truths12lies

May 05, 202101:05:05
Ep 7: Stardew Valley and a Dozen Options

Ep 7: Stardew Valley and a Dozen Options

Sick of capitalism? Guess it's time to take over the decrepit farm your deceased grandfather left for you! Catch Bee tell Derek about Stardew Valley, an open-ended video farming simulation created by a single person.

Apr 28, 202135:48
Ep 6: Two Truths and a Good Place

Ep 6: Two Truths and a Good Place

SIX EPISODES ALREADY?! Insane. This week Derek tells Bee all about the production of the popular sit-com - The Good Place. Between lies about Kristen Bell and Derek's fun week, this is an episode you do NOT want to miss.

Apr 21, 202135:52
Ep 5: Two Decades and a Dozen Shreks

Ep 5: Two Decades and a Dozen Shreks

We are ONE MONTH OUT from Shrek's 20th anniversary! Bee tells Derek about all the genesis of Shrek, the implications the film had on DreamWorks, and the weird amount of impact it has had on her life choices. 

Apr 14, 202139:29
Ep 4: AJR and Not So Many Lies

Ep 4: AJR and Not So Many Lies

We can't believe we've made it this far! After receiving more feedback - we've decided to specialize the direction in which we want to take this podcast so don't forget to listen! Derek quizzed Bee on AJR and their new album (out now!). How well do you know AJR?


Mar 31, 202138:17
Ep 3: Michael Malloy and a Dozen Ways to Die

Ep 3: Michael Malloy and a Dozen Ways to Die

In honor of her Irish heritage, toughin' it through 2020, and all things hearty - Bee tells Derek the tale of Michael Malloy. This Irish Rasputin did not realize it was time to give up the ghost (kind of like a certain Prince we all know) so the Mafia Trust decided to help him out. Don't forget to follow, leave us a review, and interact with us on all social media (including email) @2truths12lies !!!

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Mar 24, 202132:55
Ep 2.5: Part Two and a Dozen Spider-verses

Ep 2.5: Part Two and a Dozen Spider-verses

In this week's episode, Derek and Bee keep exploring the Spider-verse! They discuss favorite scenes and color theory as well as the relative timing of their birthdays. Don't forget to follow and share with your friends! Email us your two truths and a lies at 2truths12lies@gmail.com and come join our social media parties anywhere @2truths12lies.

Mar 17, 202101:02:57
Ep 2: Two Parts and a Dozen Spiderverses

Ep 2: Two Parts and a Dozen Spiderverses

"Einstein said time was relative, right? Maybe I'm not [early]. Maybe you guys are [late]." SUPRISE! We're releasing this episode two hours early in honor of Miles Morale's famous quote in Spider-man: Into The Spider-verse! Derek tests Bee on the production team and cast interplay of the movie and Bee tries to pull on her love of superheroes and comics. There was so much to cover with Spider-verse that we're already doing our first two-parter!


Check out Bee's friend - the real-life Mile Morales - @justicetries on Instagram and TikTok

Interact with us on all social medias @2truths12lies and email us your crazy two truths and a lies to 2truths12lies@gmail.com


Mar 10, 202158:00
Ep 1: Two Truths and Kay's Cross

Ep 1: Two Truths and Kay's Cross

Bee takes Derek home to Kaysville, Utah which is also home to the haunted Kays Cross. Derek catches Bee in all her lies about the history of the Cross and together, they put the spooky authenticity of the remains under scrutiny to find at least a dozen lies.

Mar 03, 202152:51
Intro: Two Hosts and a Dozen Lies
Feb 24, 202133:22