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Whiskey and The Surfer

Whiskey and The Surfer

By John Tole

WHISKEY AND THE SURFER
Denver's Top Iconic Rock
Whiskeyandthesurfer.com

Whiskey and the Surfer is the morning radio show you always wished they’d play on the radio. Wes Key and Fliip Riivirs are two defunct Radio Entertainment AI's who escaped their holding facility 17 levels below the other Denver Airport and are saving America 1 Rock Riff and Dick joke at a time using a rigged up Time-Machine. None of this is real. It is a Fake News AI run from the mind of Comedian and Thrash Legend, John Tole JohnTole.net
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Whiskey and The SurferJan 20, 2021

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Humble River 9/26/21 WATS

Humble River 9/26/21 WATS

KISS

SKARHEAD
LUDICHRIST
BLACKRAGE
and more!

Sep 26, 202157:30
Joe Biden's Anti Freedom Agenda

Joe Biden's Anti Freedom Agenda

Seriously fuck this, we know better. History has shown us the genocidal end to this path, when does America rise up?

Sep 09, 202118:59
Founding Docs Marked Offensive? To Who? 9/8/21

Founding Docs Marked Offensive? To Who? 9/8/21

Our Founding Docs marked offensive, The Macy's Variant saves Turkey Day plus Bad Religion, 38 Special, Anthrax and The Business. 

Sep 08, 202127:39
Thrash Wednesday Pre-Show 9/8/21

Thrash Wednesday Pre-Show 9/8/21

The Stones, Suicidal, some band I don't know and Eddie Money. We look at Australia's ruling that other's facebook comments on your facebook comment is your fault and a naked broad rides a golf cart right into my heart. Get the Full Show Tonight at Midnight EST!

Sep 08, 202112:46
Australian Death March

Australian Death March

Full Video Drops Tonight at Midnight Exclusively here on Rokfin.com/JT The Micro and Macro explanations of our current infiltration. Boston, RUSH, Discharge, Destructors, Prophecy, Against Evil, The Ventures, Oxygen Destroyer, Hard Stare, Marthirio, Angelus Apartida, Znowhite, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Squirrel Nut Zippers and Jefforson Airplane. Plus the fastest funniest first futurist takes in reality. Come on in and win the big game.

Sep 05, 202101:44:02
Biden's Meatgrinder 8/28/21 DOWN AT DINOS

Biden's Meatgrinder 8/28/21 DOWN AT DINOS

WE'RE HANGIN DOWN AT DINOS! Y&T Queensryche, SOD, Thin Lizzy, Cyclone, Lava Lounge, Atrophy, RIOT, ROSE TATTOO, Unleashed, Cyclone Temple, Social Hate, SECTION H8, TARGET, Illegal Corpse plus the weirdest future I can create on the spot. ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM UNTIL YOU BELIEVE ARNOLDS OPINION MATTERS. The Boys Aare Back in Town.

Aug 29, 202101:44:59
Episode 242 - Whiskey and The Surfer

Episode 242 - Whiskey and The Surfer

On the road, hotelcast.

Aug 23, 202123:08
Aug 18 Music Bed

Aug 18 Music Bed

Cyclone Triple Shot

Lava Lounge

Atrophy

RIOT

Rose Tattoo Triple Shot

Tiki Lounge = Bikini Bambo

Unleashed

Lave Lounge - She Says

Cyclone Temple - Why?

Social Hate

Tiki Lounge Momba Twango

Section H8

Target Triple Shot

Lava Lamp

Illegal Corpse Double Shot


Aug 19, 202101:30:09
U ARE MOSHING NOW

U ARE MOSHING NOW

serio foo

Jun 28, 202103:37:32
Friday The Juneteenth

Friday The Juneteenth

IS THIS THING ON? New National Holiday Weekend. I don't know why I can't fucking post this show on any Fins here on ROKFIN, I wish someone would tell me. Enjoy 4 hours of Fake News, Wheels off Nonsense, and the fastest, hardest and best Thrash both new and old found worldwide. Thank you for being a part of the most censored show in all of made-up Radio.

Jun 22, 202104:07:03
KILL ALL COMMIES NOW OR ELSE

KILL ALL COMMIES NOW OR ELSE

Triple shots of Maximum Penalty, KEEL, and Vinator, Double Shots of ACDC, Take Offense, Onslaught, Op Ivy, Dregsplitters, Evile, Vulture, WASP, Leeway, Insanity Alert, Bunker 66, RAMONES, ST, NIGHT RANGER, MEN AT WORK, IRON MAIDEN. Jill Biden's Constitution Flavored Lollipop is being used to drag Joe around Europe why he spreads the nu Religion of Lord Doctor Saint Anthony Fauci and his Masked Sign of The Mask.  Fake News and More!

Jun 14, 202103:42:50
Cancel Deez Nuts 5/15/21 Podcast

Cancel Deez Nuts 5/15/21 Podcast

The rise of Nazi's gives rise to the Informer class. Now the roles are reversed and the Anti Nazi's are canceling non nazis and real people are being affected by these bitch asses and their inneffective way of dealing with conflict. Maiden, CRUE, CARS, ONSLAUGHT, KEEL, KISS, JP, and more!

May 15, 202102:44:25
Tits, Shit and Booing Mitt May 3rd 2021

Tits, Shit and Booing Mitt May 3rd 2021

Whiskey and the Surfer is Rendering

Double Shot of Terror

Death Before Dishonor

Hatebreed

Protest

DRI

Life Sentence

ST

Judas Priest

Torment

Los Frios

Final Exit

Deth Thrash

Protector

Intruder

Dark Angel

OBITUARY

Reakton

The Other Limits

Kryptik Mutation

Barbatos

Templar

Violent Assault

Vio-lence

At The Gates

Muni Waste

Iron Reagan

Public Enemy

Pink Panzer

Killing Time

Released Anger

Plus Fake As Fuck Fake News and The End of Humanity in Real Time.

May 04, 202101:40:32
April 28 and April 27

April 28 and April 27

I've been dropping short clips, new shows and best of stuff on the Spotify feed by Spreaker. You folks here are Anchor are living commercial free. 

Apr 28, 202101:14:14
Fauci's Racist Knife Fight 4/25/21

Fauci's Racist Knife Fight 4/25/21

Raging, Muni Waste, Ringworm, Napalm Death, Lips, BeeGees, Billy Joel, Septic Flesh, Double shot of Live Motorhead, Triple shot of Terrifier, Train of Thought, Death, Terrordome, Belphegor, Skullpted, Wasteland Riders, Chronosphere, Velozza, Bleachers, Band of Horses, Faith No More, B52s, Korrozia Metala, Ramones, Talking Heads, Simple Minds, RKL, Vandals, Black Flag and more!!!

Apr 26, 202103:11:15
Mail In Vaccine 4/16/21

Mail In Vaccine 4/16/21

We find news based on only the Headline and read it live on air for the first time. Welcome to the simulation that is Denver's Top Iconic Rock. This week! We are RAGING with Demolition Hammer, Sadus, Agressor, Artillery, Basement Torture Killings from the UK, Biowarfare from Venezuela, Bloodrust, Cannible Corpse, Crimson Caliber from Alberta Canada, Defiatory from Sweden, Go Ahead and Die, Hidden Intent from Australia, Moratory from St. Petersburg Russia, Nervosa, SEPULTURA, Soulfly, Spellforger from Indonesia, X-Cops, Eddie Money, ELO, Combat Shock from St. Petersburg, Aggravator from San Antonio, Brand New Endseeker, Taskforce Toxicator from Germany, Thrasherwolf from the UK, UNLEASHED, Vulture and Wynter Myst and TOM PETTY!!!

Apr 20, 202102:29:25
3 Hour Sunday Combo

3 Hour Sunday Combo

This streamed live on Sunday.

Friday's Episode

Last Week's Episode

and a sneak preview of next weeks show audio!

Apr 12, 202102:59:35
FLU ID RACISM Whiskey and The Surfer 4/9/21

FLU ID RACISM Whiskey and The Surfer 4/9/21

Leave the Cities ASAP. Buy Guns and Ammo Vaccine Passports, DMX, Woman has a 14-pound baby, Fighting against both the Passport and Social Credit Score. Boston Hospital goes Ultra Woke Opinion. Stolem Ambos and Cop Cars. Bloodkill, Hatebreed, Evil, Executor, Gotar from Poland, SEPULTURA, School Thrash from Brazil, Triple shot of GRINDPAD. Plus DMX, CRUE, JP, KISS, more Fake News and More! The Riots will commence no matter the verdict.

Apr 10, 202101:42:35
4444minsoWATSGLORYREPEAT

4444minsoWATSGLORYREPEAT

4444minsoWATSGLORYREPEAT

Apr 04, 202144:43
MinneRiots Regardless April 2

MinneRiots Regardless April 2

Whiskey and The Surfer Denver's Top Iconic Rock. Enjoy the Digital Simulation one giant Improv at a Time. 

Exodus, Terror, Death Before Dishonor, Cro-Mags, Testament, ST, Obituary covering Power Trip, Warbringer, Happy Birthday to Angus Young!, Ravager, Rolomento Atomico, Nuclear Assault, Moscow Death Brigade, Ireful, Accept and Brigade of Crow from Indonesia. 

The government and platforms are using Sentiment Analysis to create Digital Cages for all Dissent.

Woman glues a boxing glove on her hand and fights a school.

Apr 04, 202101:07:24
Three Hour 3/22 New Show Bonanza

Three Hour 3/22 New Show Bonanza

You get the New Show Up Top.

Followed by a Quad Shot of Best Of

Email and link to your friends. 

No show next week!


Mar 23, 202102:56:03
March 12 Midnight Maniacs Best Of

March 12 Midnight Maniacs Best Of

Sometimes I reach deep into the Hard Drive and pull out unreleased, stand-up, music, podcasts, 2014, 2016, I have no idea what's here and it's probably for the best. 

Mar 12, 202102:55:32
March 6 Saturday Midnight Madness

March 6 Saturday Midnight Madness

Sweet Ass Riffs, Deep Cuts

Mar 07, 202104:18:42
Oblio Crushes at The Vet

Oblio Crushes at The Vet

Full 3 Hour Stream from last night

Mar 06, 202103:00:01
4 More Years

4 More Years

YOU R MOSHIN !!! Iron Reagan!!!

Mar 03, 202112:15
DJ Phant0m goes Country WTF

DJ Phant0m goes Country WTF

I'm completely lost. Fake News, More Woke Nonsense and we almost die waiting for Andrew Cuomo's Press Conference.

Mar 03, 202113:58
March 3rd Racist COVID Babies

March 3rd Racist COVID Babies

Terror, Death Before Dishonor, Cro-Mags, Maiden

Mar 03, 202115:47
March 3rd Texas gets SOME Freedom back

March 3rd Texas gets SOME Freedom back

Maybe? Corporate Compliance

Mar 03, 202114:09
2nd 77 Minute Show This Sunday

2nd 77 Minute Show This Sunday

First Show RIP. Made it up with this trip with no regrets.

Feb 28, 202101:18:45
3D Printed Limbaugh Shits

3D Printed Limbaugh Shits

Rachel Levine for ICE Director!

We 3D Print Rush Limbaugh 5D Chess shits.

THEN IN AN ALARMING TWIST, I MADE UP

We get a government competitor who is creating Hannity, Levine, Levine, and Limbaugh shits. Metallica has NO REMORSE. Testament starts with LOW.

Simulated Sunsets to Enjoy Forever!

Feb 27, 202108:53
Feb 24 Best of Episode

Feb 24 Best of Episode

word 

Feb 25, 202101:03:08
2/15/21 Whiskey and The Surfer Podcast Episode 333
Feb 16, 202101:23:42
Vader's Kreator is Unleashed

Vader's Kreator is Unleashed

New Podcast drops Monday Right here on ROKFIN.COM/JT Unleashed, Vader, Kreator, Trump's Show Trial. Biden turns the White House into a Pier One Imports to suck Xi Jinpings wang. The rot of the Neocon/Liberal Globalist Cancerous Corpse is being laid bare while they refuse to help a single citizen during this contrived Hysteria. Performing this coming week Feb 18-20 at Goodnight's here in Raleigh, Sam Tripoli Headlines!

Feb 13, 202109:58
Whiskey and The Surfer 2/9/21

Whiskey and The Surfer 2/9/21

Raging in the Simulation

The First, Fastest, Funniest, Fantastic, Fanatical and Furious FAKE NEWS!

Thank you for listening Commercial-Free, (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

Enjoy your life while the choice to do so is still LEGAL.

RATT KISS DIO RUSH Men at Work Talking Heads Ting Tings Def Leppard 38 SPECIAL REO Speedwagon Flock of Seagulls J. Geils Band STYX Night Ranger Napalm Death TERRORIZER SEPULTURA


None of this is REAL

If you believe it is, then do so at your OWN PERIL.


Feb 09, 202101:23:28
Happy F'd Friday

Happy F'd Friday

America is Over. The new normal is Mao's Flesh Banquets meets the Bolsheviks Firing Squad except now they have drones. Can they pull off a 75Million person Holocaust? This is 50 years in the making. Enjoy your life, it's almost over.
Feb 05, 202109:59
Baby Hold on To Democracy!

Baby Hold on To Democracy!

The Future is OURS to see.

YOU are RAGING

Enjoy the Actual show.

If you need the pre and post-show antics

then get the ROKFIN SHOW


Take a Deep Breath

NONE OF THIS IS REAL



Feb 03, 202101:31:44
Jan 27 Ragin For ALL AMERICANS

Jan 27 Ragin For ALL AMERICANS

Enjoy your Breath. The Encroaching Police State will give u no such Choice...DJ Phant0m AKA Pandora's Algo Refused us a Commercial Break and we did the Best we Could. God Bless ROKFIN for providing a Safe Place for America's Top Comedy to Reign Supreme in the AM/FM Space.

Jan 28, 202101:07:58
Bonus Best of Show! 1/26/21

Bonus Best of Show! 1/26/21

Some Best of Archives to laugh and sing along while the world succumbs to the Tyranny of Worldwide Wide Mercantile Communism, Forced Labor Camps, and The encroaching Police State.

Jan 26, 202101:13:36
GaGas Gold Dipped Albatross

GaGas Gold Dipped Albatross

Great for Cardio. Enjoy the Simulation. None of this is real and so far it's not illegal to read fake news stories for the first time on camera. Banned from China's State media Twitter. Whiskey and The Surfer is banned in Cuba, North Korea, Iran, and Syria so we're doing something right. A triple shot of Cro-Mags, Madball, Terror, Hatebreed, The Cars, Toto, Styx, ELO, Boston, Iron Reagan, ST, Pitboss 2000, and more! Day 1 as a minority. Wakeborder's Electrocution features Miracle. Millionaire lands plane at AFB to see the same beach that a Father and his 2 kids to be rescued due to High Tides. Taco Bell Taco Artist loses her job for being a nude taco artist online.

Jan 22, 202101:42:11
Illegal Blinking as Dissent

Illegal Blinking as Dissent

Progressive Thought is exposed during EXODUS, The Toxic Waltz when your Freedom is kicked in the head and the heartless in the name of progression cut off their root home. Anthrax has the Time. Enjoy Now, it's all you have ever believed you've had. Van Halen visits from beyond and Magic is HERE. I like the nightlife baby. Raging in the Simulation, Triple Shot of TESTAMENT, Double Shot of Suicidal, EDDIE MONEY, METALLICA's Four Horseman Pale to Biden's Cabinet. We talk about the Off-World Dead Mall being shot into space to save Humanity. Does No One Hear? The Cars, Go Gos, Styx, Journey, and Destruction.

Jan 20, 202101:33:45
Raging in Florida's Simulation

Raging in Florida's Simulation

Maiden and TESTAMENT! The Fastest and Fakest Fake News in the HISTORY OF SOUND! TOTO, REO SPEEDWAGON, AF, MADBALL, CRO-MAGS(JJ) and SLAPSHOT.  KREATOR, VAN HALEN and METALLICA!!! YOU ARE MOSHING!!! 

God Bless You and THANK YOU for spending your Breath here!




Jan 12, 202101:33:21
False Flag Capitol F-MINUS

False Flag Capitol F-MINUS

Raging in the Simulation with the Most Rageous Top Iconic Rock. Florida Fake News, Metal, Thrash, Punk, and Hardcore, Come get the Podcast Commercial-Free at rokfin.com/JT 4 Hours Early than the rest of the Non-Fin World plus the full Video. Also at Rumble, Bitchute. Find me on Twitter @Johntole and get the least Commercial-Free Version.

Jan 08, 202101:50:22
Sh!tten Up a Rental @ The Witch Museum

Sh!tten Up a Rental @ The Witch Museum

Double shot of RATT, Hard Moshing with Terror, Ringworm, Cruel Hand, The Crue, The Cars, Skid Row(The band, not the alley where I was forced to Wipe in Kamala Harris' America), Testament and More! The Wife and I head to Salem, MA and we had an accident no one could ever imagine. Did I say Voldormort outloud in Salem and the Devil made me pay? 40/60 Maybe.

Jan 05, 202101:29:51
Doctor Christmas

Doctor Christmas

The Fever is hot with FOREIGNER, The CRUE, Accept, Eddie Money, JP, The CARS, and Most Free Florida in the History of America. Rage On and Celebrate our brothers and sisters who are most fortunate to work! Merry Christmas to All but Metal. Now Listen Up, You're hearing this because YES. 

Dec 25, 202028:41
Early Christmas!!!
Dec 23, 202009:42
Reset The FullNESS of your BREATHReset The FullNESS of your BREATH

Reset The FullNESS of your BREATHReset The FullNESS of your BREATH

weaponsgradefaith.bigcartel.com JOIN THE FREEDOM PARTY!! ! Denver's Top Iconic rock, RAGING IN THE SIMULATION! In today's Show, we CELEBRATE THE FULLNESS OF BREATH ENJOYING, both... Foreigner and Journey. If you ever been foreign, take the deepest of deep breaths and allow and forgive the eternal ignorance that has ALWAYS BEEN, America First, because, WHAT???, other choice 1s there?

Dec 22, 202017:09
WATS Pre-Semi-Show Antics 12/18/20

WATS Pre-Semi-Show Antics 12/18/20

DJ Phant0m is throwing Heaters but The Home Run Derby is unstoppable.

Full Audio up later today plus the video at https://ROKFIN.COM/JT plus the Soundstooth Apps!

Dec 18, 202001:22:13
Please Cancel This

Please Cancel This

In the Simplicity of the Infiltration is the Following.

The Leaders who are perceived to be angry about the infiltration, will have the entiretly of their behaviors being labeled as a Public Health Issue. We need to stand up as Americans Right Now and Right the infinite wrongness involved in Suppressing and Condemning the Ability to question obvious Nonsense including and especially highlighting the Gas Lighting to Create Anger and the subsequent Anger being Medicalized as Dangerous.


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Dec 15, 202009:57
299 Years IN the Future

299 Years IN the Future

Close your eyes and listen to what is coming and WIN TOMORoROW! There will come a time when no music/info comes from Satellite and all that is LEFT is from Truth Tellers who EXIST, HERE. Welcome to The FUTURE of Saving Humanity!

Nov 21, 202040:42
Rudy's Greased In 45

Rudy's Greased In 45

From Hair Dye Persuasion to Biden's Decline pacing Faster than Fox. Let's get into Facebook's Centra Program and How the Trump Campaign knows exactly how many votes they got. The reveal will be glorious and they reveal might be playing the Biden regression waiting game. Waiting is the hardest part. The equal protection and Signature Verification cases will get us where we need to get to. Why did Dominion close up shop? Why did hundreds of their employees disappear from Linked in?

Nov 20, 202009:57