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5 Minute Expert

By Art Fuller

We will seriously discuss non-serious topics such as church potluck dinners, how to clean and cook a squirrel, how to kill kudzu vines, etc., all in an attempt at sarcastic, clean humor.
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Things The Romans Knew That We Don't

5 Minute ExpertSep 30, 2023

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Things The Romans Knew That We Don't

Things The Romans Knew That We Don't

We look at a couple of things the Romans knew that still baffle scientists and engineers today. Our sponsor this week is WeBeSandals.com. Authentic Giraffe leather sandals just like the Roman legionnaire that trampled all over Gaul back in the day...


Sep 30, 202308:56
It's A Dirty, Rotten Seine!

It's A Dirty, Rotten Seine!

Swimming in the River Seine in Paris has been illegal for 100 years! We discuss the pollution of the world's largest rivers and the ocean. Our sponsor this week is Save The Seine (Not a religious organization...).

Aug 05, 202308:22
The Science of Selective Hearing - Ignoring What You Don't Want to Hear

The Science of Selective Hearing - Ignoring What You Don't Want to Hear

We discuss the Science, nay, the superpower that is selective hearing; that ability to ignore and tune out sounds, noises and conversations we want to ignore...

Jul 10, 202307:32
I Have A Theory About Conspiracies

I Have A Theory About Conspiracies

We talk about several prominent and well-known conspiracy theories and what the real evidence says...

Jun 24, 202308:52
Mini Mozarts and Baby Brainiacs - Making Parents Look Like Idiots

Mini Mozarts and Baby Brainiacs - Making Parents Look Like Idiots

We look at the psychology of child prodigies. They amaze us with their talents and performance. But, is it sustainable? Our sponsor this week is Crayons to Calculators, a nonprofit daycare catering to child prodigies. Crayons to Calculators is raising the next generation of geniuses... today.

Jun 10, 202308:31
Food Wars! Pizza VS Tacos?

Food Wars! Pizza VS Tacos?

Get ready to rumble as we look at the pros and cons of both. And, I’ll reveal my preference at the end of this show. Our sponsor this week is The Pizza-Taco House Restaurant in Frog Lick, GA. Stop by and grab a taco or a slice of pizza.


Jun 03, 202308:53
When Fat Man and Little Boy Were Not Insults

When Fat Man and Little Boy Were Not Insults

We talk about story of the original atomic bomb including the Manhattan Project and MAD (mutually assured destruction). This week's sponsor is Flamethrowers, your happy-home-owners grade supplier of exceptional fireworks.

May 27, 202308:55
Viva La Revolution!

Viva La Revolution!

Why try something a little different today and look at History in a Nutshell: Bite-Sized Insights into the Past. Today's topic is the French Revolution. We guarantee you'll learn more about the French Revolution in 5 minutes than you've learned your entire life (That is unless your a French scholar...) Anyway, today's sponsor is Le History Chan-nel, (No, not that History Channel...) your go to source for all things french history.

May 21, 202308:04
The Sketchy Side of Life
May 13, 202308:10
Making Us Crazy... One Post At A Time

Making Us Crazy... One Post At A Time

We talk about the link between social media and mental health. Our sponsor this week is Phone Zombies. Phone Zombies can help you fight the ‘Like’ button blues. Find it in the App store.

May 06, 202307:20
Brew-hahas, Tea Parties and Other Tea-riffic Shenanigans

Brew-hahas, Tea Parties and Other Tea-riffic Shenanigans

We discuss the history and cultural significance of tea and the rise of herbal teas. Our sponsor this week is Kettle-Up, makers of scum free tea pots.

Apr 29, 202307:20
Is Time Really On Your Side?

Is Time Really On Your Side?

We discuss the history of time management and productivity. The concept that people who don't manage their time well should be looked down on is a relatively new idea. Our sponsor this week is Time Blockers. Focus on what matters and be happier and healthier today!

Apr 23, 202307:24
How To Unlearn What You Think You Already Know

How To Unlearn What You Think You Already Know

We discuss Unlearning - the process of forgetting, putting aside, or losing knowledge. Futurist Alvin Toffler said, "The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn."

This week’s sponsor is The Unlearning Institute of America. Got a habit that others find annoying? Most people do. The UIA, formerly known as PAD or People with Associative Disorders, is here to help.

Mar 31, 202306:55
Nursery Rhymes Originated in Women's Prisons and Peep Shows

Nursery Rhymes Originated in Women's Prisons and Peep Shows

Mothers of small children around the world are mindlessly singing along to seemingly innocent nursery rhymes that, if you dig a little deeper, reveal shockingly sinister backstories.


Mar 19, 202307:48
Does Your Dog Have More Feelings than Your Cat?

Does Your Dog Have More Feelings than Your Cat?

Welcome to Season 7! This week we look at how dogs and cats communicate and how we interpret that communication. Our sponsor this week is Hola Kitty (Not to be confused with Hello Kitty). Hola Kitty helps you go heart-to-heart with your cat...

Mar 05, 202307:48
What's Your Type?

What's Your Type?

We talk about typography and how letters, serifs, fonts, etc., are intentionally chosen to reflect the message of what's printed. Our sponsor this week is Font of Knowledge, creator of invitations for awkward and inappropriate events.

Jan 29, 202309:38
Food Weaponized?

Food Weaponized?

We talk about how everyone from parents to governments weaponize food. Consider the similarities in response to food shortages by the U.S. and Nazi Germany during WWII. 

Our sponsor this week is Empty Plates, a non-profit that helps your kid clean their plate when they sit down to eat.

Jan 22, 202307:56
People Who Are Still Hanging Around - 2022

People Who Are Still Hanging Around - 2022

Instead of recounting all the celebrities that have died in 2022, we look at our top ten list of people that many wonder why they're still hanging around...

Dec 30, 202207:44
Rudolph Got Ran Over By A Christmas Wreath

Rudolph Got Ran Over By A Christmas Wreath

We make you an expert in these two Christmas traditions - holiday wreaths and the story of how Rudolph came to be. Our sponsor this week is Dead Fish and House Guests. We help you get life back to normal.

Dec 17, 202208:46
You've Gotta Hand It to Them

You've Gotta Hand It to Them

We talk about the basis for being left or right handed and even mention a few famous lefties... Our sponsor this week is The Society for Adroit Left Handed Persons of Native American Origin.  We’re a left-handed Indian’s best friend…

Nov 25, 202208:48
But Wait, There's More!

But Wait, There's More!

We look at the history on infomercials and how pitchmen got on TV. Our sponsor this week is The Infomercial Channel. Whether it's Get-Rich-Quick, Motivation or Self-Development or Televangelists, watch your favorites 24/7!

Nov 11, 202209:05
Stink Breath

Stink Breath

We talk about the ancient problem of bad breath and all the attempts down through the ages to cure or cover it up. Our sponsor this week is Liquid Skunk, the hiker's friend. It repels more than mosquitos!

Oct 30, 202209:05
Do You Think That Cereal Box is A Little on the Light Side?

Do You Think That Cereal Box is A Little on the Light Side?

We talk about Shrinkflation and all of the products where companies are trying to sneak a reduction in product size by us while charging the same price. Our sponsor this week is Hoodwinked. Hoodwinked specializes in helping brands reduce their product size while maintaining or increasing their prices. You know you've been had when its Hoodwinked.

Oct 03, 202208:45
The Real Lives of Celebrity Impersonators

The Real Lives of Celebrity Impersonators

What's the difference between an impressionist, lookalike, tribute act and impersonator? You'll find out on today's episode. Our sponsor today is wannabes.com. We help you become the person you'd rather be...

Sep 24, 202208:45
Bad Barbies Come Back to Bite Us

Bad Barbies Come Back to Bite Us

We look at the world of Bad Barbies. How did this doll go so bad? Our sponsor this week is dollsgonewrong.com. Each child is unique and their dolls should be too. Check out ADHD Barbie...

Aug 30, 202207:23
Eat the Weeds - Foraging Free Food for Fun

Eat the Weeds - Foraging Free Food for Fun

We talk about the benefits of foraging for free fun. Our sponsor this week is Good Gut Greens. Why get out and forage for food when Good Gut Greens can do it for you?

Aug 24, 202208:28
Doctor, My Eyes...

Doctor, My Eyes...

We talk about the history of LASIK eye surgery including the pros and cons. Our sponsor this week is Eye Can. EYE CAN was developed by a Swiss eye doctor after hearing his patients whine and complain about eye pain due to the strain of watching videos on their cellphones.

Aug 14, 202208:21
Tattoo You

Tattoo You

We talk about the history of tattoos and their arrival in mainstream culture. Our sponsor this week is Ooze, a topical gel made for all sorts of pustular abscesses, eczematous patches and 99.9% of other skin reactions and complications related to tattoos.

Aug 07, 202208:13
6.14 Who's Really the Boss?

6.14 Who's Really the Boss?

We look at the origin of the word Boss, talk about qualities of a good and bad boss and review some fictional bosses from popular culture. Our sponsor this week is the online video game, I'm the Boss where you call all the shots and hold all the cards.

Jul 18, 202208:04
6.13 Who You Pointing At?

6.13 Who You Pointing At?

We investigate the use of pointing as a communication gesture and the taboos of pointing around the world. Learn why Disney World tells its employees to point using two fingers. Our sponsor this week is What's The Point?

Jul 04, 202207:54
6.12 Pass That Bottle To Me

6.12 Pass That Bottle To Me

We talk about how bottle shape influences the perceived premiumness of some products and the history of some iconic bottle shapes.

Jun 27, 202208:33
6.11 If It Bleeds, It Leads

6.11 If It Bleeds, It Leads

We talk about the history of blood donation. Our sponsor this week is Vampire's Delight, makers of synthetic blood for those suffering with Renfield's Syndrome.
Jun 20, 202209:02
6.10 Pass Me That Salty, Cheesy, Crunchy, Sour, Sugary Snack Food

6.10 Pass Me That Salty, Cheesy, Crunchy, Sour, Sugary Snack Food

We talk about the history of snack foods. Our sponsor this week is the Crummy Rancid And Putrid Snacks company or CRAP for short.
Jun 13, 202210:02
6.9 From Bait to Burgers - Vending Machines

6.9 From Bait to Burgers - Vending Machines

We talk about the 2,000 year old history of vending machines. Our sponsor this week is The Gumball and Bulk Candy Company, purveyors of fine gumball machines that can make you a millionaire...
May 30, 202208:25
6.8 Incandescent or Fluorescent - The Humble Light Bulb

6.8 Incandescent or Fluorescent - The Humble Light Bulb

We talk about the history of the light bulb. Our sponsor this week is You Bulb. Why not stop living in a cave and come into the light?
May 16, 202208:00
6.7 I Was A Teenage Lab Rat

6.7 I Was A Teenage Lab Rat

We look at the history of experiments with lab rats and some of the weirder research performed on them. Our sponsor this week is, Trapped Like A Rat, suppliers of fine rodents to the top universities in the U.S.
May 02, 202208:24
6.6 The Boy Who Drank All the Communion Wine

6.6 The Boy Who Drank All the Communion Wine

We talk about all the different practices of Communion - Bread or wafers? Wine or grape juice? Pre-filled cups or live pour?
Apr 07, 202207:53
6.5 Your National Symbol is What?

6.5 Your National Symbol is What?

We talk about the history and variety of national symbols including foods, cars, clothes, fruit and monuments. Thanks to this week's sponsor, We Be Coats. Be the important person you've always wanted to be with your very own coat-of-arms. And, check out our new podcast, The Life and Times of Tiny and Bubba!
Mar 20, 202209:07
6.4 Whatchamacallit

6.4 Whatchamacallit

We talk about etymology or the origin of some very familiar words. Our sponsor is Power Words. Need just the right word to tell off your boss or to write that suicide note to family and friends? Try Power Words today!
Mar 07, 202208:13
6.3 Prairie Pirates, Traffic Jams and the Oregon Trail
Feb 28, 202209:04
6.2 Would You Be Mine, Valentine?

6.2 Would You Be Mine, Valentine?

We talk about the latest trends in VD cards and touch on some of the history and humor behind the holiday.
Feb 14, 202208:15
6.1 Holy Hot Air Balloon!

6.1 Holy Hot Air Balloon!

We look at the origin of hot air balloons and the accompanying rioting that often took place. Our sponsor this week is We Be Balloons. Our staff of scary clowns can twist a balloon into anything you can think of from weapons to roadkill.
Feb 07, 202208:16
5.27 Yes We Can!

5.27 Yes We Can!

We talk about the origins of the humble tin can and how it went from the purview of the wealthy aristocrat to the poor hobo and back again.
Jan 31, 202208:49
5.26 In Praise (Or Spite) of Snow

5.26 In Praise (Or Spite) of Snow

This week we rant about snow and all the people who think the messy, muddy, dirty, dingy, sludge melt is pretty.
No sponsor this week - who wants to sponsor a show about snow?
Jan 17, 202208:19
5.25 Don't Cross Me!

5.25 Don't Cross Me!

We discuss the history of the crossword puzzle. Our sponsor this week is Crazy for Crosswords. We have the clues you need to solve Life's big puzzle.
Jan 03, 202208:19
5.24 Are You Willing to Pay the Price?
Dec 27, 202108:42
5.23 The Business of What to Do After You've Done Your Business

5.23 The Business of What to Do After You've Done Your Business

We talk about the history of toilet paper and the various toilet etiquette of culture past and present around the world.
Nov 29, 202108:09
5.22 The Winner Came in Second

5.22 The Winner Came in Second

We look at the surprising positive aspects of finishing second or being the challenger instead of the leader.
Nov 22, 202107:51
5.21 One Hump or Two, Mr Davis?

5.21 One Hump or Two, Mr Davis?

We discuss how and why camels came to be used by the US military and the possible sinister motivations for bringing these animals to America. Our sponsor this week is Camel Cud, a tobacco chaw so smooth and sweet, you're think you're the Sheik of Araby while chewing it!
Nov 08, 202109:25
5.20 Gut Wrenching Tools

5.20 Gut Wrenching Tools

We describe the origins of the humble Allen wrench, birthed in part by a political reform movement and industrial safety campaign. Our sponsor this week is Cotton Ducks. We pull the pulleys that pull America!
Nov 01, 202107:56