Bad Funny Jokes

Assistant to the assistant

An episode of Bad Funny Jokes

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By Ahmed Aboulmagd Abdelhamid
If you like dad jokes and jokes that are so bad that they are funny you are in the right place.

Cover art photo provided by Three A Studios instagram.com/ThreeAStudios
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Left Side
This guy's left side is gone...
00:34
April 18, 2019
Through the woods
How does a crazy person go through the woods?
00:29
April 17, 2019
[Ep:10] Show Me The Funny (Mego vs. Doaa Round 2)
This episode is round 2 of me and Doaa but this time i try to make her laugh. #ShareASmile
01:46
April 12, 2019
Envelopes
I threw an envelope as hard and as far as I could the other day....
00:48
April 11, 2019
Alien Christmas
Why don't aliens celebrate Christmas? Merchandise - https://teespring.com/AlienChristmas 
00:38
April 8, 2019
[Ep:9] Show Me The Funny (Doaa vs Mego, Round 2)
I am joind by my friend Doaa yet again. She had so much fun the last time she wanted to play Show Me The Funny again. There is a little debate at the end, you be the judge of what i was actually laughing at 🙂
02:52
April 6, 2019
Uncomfortable in bathroom
I always feel uncomfortable taking my cloths off in the bathroom...
00:25
April 5, 2019
Sheep haircut
Where does a sheep get a haircut? Http://twitter.com/BadFunnyJokes http://Facebook.com/BadFunnyJokes
00:40
April 2, 2019
[Ep:8] Show Me The Funny (Noreen vs. Mego)
Today is i am joined by my friend Noreen again. She breaks the rules a little but its all good :-)     http://twitter.com/BadFunnyJokes   http://Facebook.com/BadFunnyJokes
02:15
March 29, 2019
A man threw milk at me
A man threw milk at me....  http://twitter.com/BadFunnyJokes  http://Facebook.com/BadFunnyJokes
00:25
March 27, 2019
Party in space
What is the worst part about planning a party in space.  http://twitter.com/BadFunnyJokes  http://Facebook.com/BadFunnyJokes
00:13
March 25, 2019
[Ep:7] Show Me the Funny (Mego Vs. Noreen)
Today i am joined by my friend Noreen for a Show Me The Funny Challenge. I will try to make her laugh within three jokes.     https://Twitter.com\BadFunnyJokes https://Facebook.com\BadFunnyJokes
02:15
March 22, 2019
Antifreeze
How do you make antifreeze?    http://twitter.com/BadFunnyJokes  http://Facebook.com/BadFunnyJokes
00:34
March 20, 2019
Type A Blood 🧬🔬
They said i had type A blood...
00:22
March 18, 2019
[Ep:6] Show Me The Funny (Ibraheem O. vs. Me)
My good friend Ibraheem just had a baby and took the time to record this episode with me. Thank you Ibraheem and Congratulations on your new baby boy 🙂   https://Twitter.com\BadFunnyJokes https://Facebook.com\BadFunnyJokes
03:16
March 15, 2019
Scuba divers fall backwards?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
00:29
March 13, 2019
Hit in the Head
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda?
00:18
March 11, 2019
[Ep:5] Show Me The Funny (Me vs. Ibraheem O.)
My friend Ibraheem joins me all the way from Australia for a Show Me The Funny challange. He is subscribed to my podcast so i have to use some new material. I will get him though 😉 🙂   https://Twitter.com\BadFunnyJokes https://Facebook.com\BadFunnyJokes
03:52
March 8, 2019
Dinosaur clap
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
00:19
March 7, 2019
Fart Joke (it stinks 😛)
What did one Egyptian say to the other when they farted?
00:29
March 5, 2019
[Ep:4] Show Me The Funny (Doaa vs Me)
With my friend Doaa again but this time she tries to make me laugh. Do you think she got me?  https://Twitter.com\BadFunnyJokes https://Facebook.com\BadFunnyJokes
01:41
March 1, 2019
Cow with no legs
What do you call a cow with no legs?
00:20
February 27, 2019
Boat couldn't Dock
Why couldn't the boat dock?
00:20
February 25, 2019
[Ep:3] Show Me The Funny (Omar vs Me)
This episode is a little different. This time my best friend tries to make me laugh. You think he can do it?   https://Twitter.com\BadFunnyJokes https://Facebook.com\BadFunnyJokes
01:37
February 22, 2019
Muffler Dream
Last night i had a dream i was a muffler...
00:18
February 21, 2019
I hurt my foot
I hurt my foot the other day, who did i call?
00:21
February 20, 2019
[Ep:2] Show me the funny (Me vs Doaa)
Another episode of show me the funny with my friend Doaa. I try to make her laugh in 3 bad funny jokes.   https://Twitter.com\BadFunnyJokes https://Facebook.com\BadFunnyJokes
01:25
February 16, 2019
Why I don't buy velcro
You know why i dont buy velcro?
00:21
February 14, 2019
Story with broken pencil
I tried to write a story with a broken pencil...
00:29
February 11, 2019
Impersonating flamingos
My wife told me to stop impersonating flamingos...
00:14
February 8, 2019
[Ep:1] Show me the funny
In this episode I try to make my best friend (Omar) laugh. He is a bit of a challenge but i think i can get him 🙂 https://Twitter.com\BadFunnyJokes https://Facebook.com\BadFunnyJokes
02:32
February 8, 2019
Olive Story
Two olives are on a table...
00:30
February 7, 2019
Two men and a dog
Two men and a dog walk into a bar...
00:19
February 6, 2019
Bear with no socks
What do you call a bear with no socks on?
00:14
February 5, 2019
Tropical Diet
Tropical Diet, cant say any more
00:21
February 4, 2019
Pirate's favorite letter
What's a pirate's  favorite letter (not what you think)?
00:18
February 2, 2019
Red paint
What is red and smells like blue paint?
00:17
February 1, 2019
Paper joke
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
00:15
January 30, 2019
Policeman in bed
Why did the policeman stay in bed all day?
00:20
January 29, 2019
Ninja at Burger King
What did the Ninja order at Burger King.
00:19
January 28, 2019
4 wheels and flies
What has four wheels and flies?
00:20
January 27, 2019
Chicken coop
Why did the chicken coop only have two doors?
00:17
January 26, 2019
Hamburger's girlfriend
How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
00:17
January 25, 2019
Trash can going to bathroom
What do you call it when a trash can goes to the bathroom?
00:18
January 24, 2019
Lemon's help
What do you get when ask a lemon for help?
00:17
January 23, 2019
Giraffe's favorite fruit
What's a giraffes  favorite  fruit?
00:18
January 22, 2019
Casket joke
What did one casket say to the other?
00:26
January 21, 2019
Belt joke
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
00:16
January 20, 2019
Construction Joke
You want to hear a joke about construction?
00:16
January 19, 2019
Elephant that does not matter
What do you call an elephant that does not matter?
00:21
January 18, 2019
Never Fart in apple store
Why should you never fart in an apple store?
00:15
January 17, 2019
Assistant to the assistant
What do you call the assistant to the assistant nut?
00:21
January 16, 2019
Bike joke
Why did the bike keep falling over?
00:20
January 15, 2019
Two Potatoes
What do you call it when two potatoes hook up?
00:21
January 14, 2019
Bank Robber
Why did the bank robber take a bath?
00:18
January 13, 2019
If new, listen to this first
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01:14
January 13, 2019
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