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Born Under Punchs

Born Under Punchs

By Born Under Punchs

Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around load-bearing questionable bits.

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Canuck Is A Slur #1, Part 1: The Seventh Greatest Canadian

Born Under PunchsFeb 07, 2024

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01:46:35
Canuck Is A Slur #1, Part 1: The Seventh Greatest Canadian

Canuck Is A Slur #1, Part 1: The Seventh Greatest Canadian

A bold new direction for the show. List of sources coming soon! Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp Check out Australian Gothic: https://australiangothicpodcast.com/ Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnderPunchs Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk

Feb 07, 202401:46:35
On Crimson Tides, Part 4: "Chowder Buster" (feat. Tanner Johnson)

On Crimson Tides, Part 4: "Chowder Buster" (feat. Tanner Johnson)

Entirety of episode #28, "Chowder Buster," recorded on February 7, 2023. ⁠⁠As always, it can be found on YouTube.⁠⁠

Here are your time stamps & content warnings, as promised/threatened:

09:28 Episode starts. Content warning for extreme cringe as everyone talks about their worst behaviour in college/university.

15:05 Tanner tells an extra story. Content warning for insane American libertarian-right nonsense.

22:27 The Luv Spot seglement begins.

25:19 Kelly's homemade romance story. Content warning for graphic depictions of intimate areas, although not genitals per se.

28:29 Nicole turns her gain up by mistake. Content warning for your eardrums.

32:56 Josh's homemade erotica. Content warning for the most upsetting descriptions of sexual intercourse ever put to audio. Most of it has been mercifully bleeped.

40:02 Tanner's homemade erotica. Content warning for the tragedy of implied lives lost. And very strong sexual innuendo.

46:22 Digression about Cosmopolitan magazine. Content warning for "Cosmo sex tips."

55:11 Somehow we come back to Josh's story. Content warning for same.

57:35 Roleplaying section nominally begins.

1:00:11 Nicole mercifully turns her gain down, way down. There is much rejoicing.

1:03:54 Roleplaying game actually begins. Content warning for the same horny pegging robot as always.

Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.

Special thanks again to our special guest!

Check out Beyond The Breakers: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/BeyondTheBreakers⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Tanner on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitter.com/HiveFleetHodag⁠⁠⁠⁠

Join our Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow the show's various socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Kelly on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Nicole on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dec 09, 202302:15:16
On Crimson Tides, Part 3: "Ernest The Sincerity Baby" (feat. Tanner Johnson)
Nov 03, 202301:49:47
On Crimson Tides, Part 2: "Dill Dough" (feat. Tanner Johnson)

On Crimson Tides, Part 2: "Dill Dough" (feat. Tanner Johnson)

Tanner's plugs go up top, so Nicole doesn't get mad at me:

Check out Beyond The Breakers: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/BeyondTheBreakers⁠ Follow Tanner on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitter.com/HiveFleetHodag⁠


Entirety of episode #26, "Dill Dough" recorded on January 12, 2023. As always, it can be found on YouTube.

Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.

Join our Discord: ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp⁠⁠ Follow the show's various socials: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs⁠⁠ Follow Kelly on Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk⁠⁠ Follow Nicole on Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


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Jun 12, 202301:50:34
On Crimson Tides, Part 1: "What That Lymph Do?" (feat. Tanner Johnson)
Apr 13, 202302:01:14
The Holiday Zone, Part 2: "We Should Trip-Sit The Goat" (feat. James W. Jesso)

The Holiday Zone, Part 2: "We Should Trip-Sit The Goat" (feat. James W. Jesso)

Entirety of episode #24, "We Should Trip-Sit The Goat," recorded on December 13, 2022. The full episode, including visual elements referenced in the audio, can be found on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-nTngwicra0. The full come-up sequence, as referenced in the preamble, can be seen here.

Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs Find James' podcast on Youtube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/adventuresthroughthemind⁠ Support James on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jameswjesso Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity Follow Adam on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/durrsanchez/


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Mar 28, 202302:20:03
The Holiday Zone, Part 1.5: "Get Drunk Enough To Fight Baba Yaga" (feat. Lucas Miller)

The Holiday Zone, Part 1.5: "Get Drunk Enough To Fight Baba Yaga" (feat. Lucas Miller)

Entirety of the 2022 Holiday Special, "Get Drunk Enough To Fight Baba Yaga," recorded on December 20, 2022. This is an extremely visual episode, with an entire slideshow accompanying it. It is strongly encouraged to watch the video version instead: https://youtu.be/luTULFlvv00

If you prefer to listen to the audio version, but still want to follow along the slides, the slideshow itself can be accessed via this link. Viewing it outside of Google Slides may cause issues with the animations and layering, preventing you from seeing some of the pictures and information.

Please note that this episode contains no roleplaying. Your regularly scheduled content will resume next week.


Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp
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Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity
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Follow Lucas on Twitter: https://twitter.com/luxasmmm
Check out Australian Gothic: https://australiangothicpodcast.com


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Mar 21, 202301:41:54
The Holiday Zone, Part 1: "A Flow State Of Torturing Santa"

The Holiday Zone, Part 1: "A Flow State Of Torturing Santa"

Roleplaying portion of episode #19, "A Flow State Of Torturing Santa," recorded on July 24, 2022. The full episode, including visual elements referenced in the audio, can be found on YouTube: https://youtu.be/g45qcChjg-g

Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp
Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs
Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk
Check out Kali's music: https://www.facebook.com/kaliyugabass
Check out Tanner's music: https://www.facebook.com/TheGenesaProject
Find them both on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@thegenesaproject3789

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"Glasses.wav" by mmg67 (https://freesound.org/s/567931/)
"Plates" by 16G_Panska_Veinlich_Jakub (https://freesound.org/s/498573/)
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Mar 14, 202301:12:03
The Ballad Of Aunt Susan, Part 3: "Nicole Hee'd So We Could Haw" (feat. Lucas Miller)

The Ballad Of Aunt Susan, Part 3: "Nicole Hee'd So We Could Haw" (feat. Lucas Miller)

The final installment (for now) of this roleplaying adventure! Entirety of episode #23, "Nicole Hee'd So We Could Haw," recorded & streamed live on December 6, 2022. The full episode, including visual elements referenced in the audio, can be found on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Wrw8oMMLO4g

The main seglement begins around 0:18:00; roleplaying begins around 0:47:30.

Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp
Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs
Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity
Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk
Follow Lucas on Twitter: https://twitter.com/luxasmmm
Check out Australian Gothic: https://australiangothicpodcast.com

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"Boot & spurs.wav" by CGEffex (https://freesound.org/s/98816/)
"Saloon Door" by Ramon_Di_Pasquale (https://freesound.org/s/507882/)
"In-The-Saloon" by lesfm (https://lesfm.net)
"happy-saloon-piano" by joystock (https://www.joystock.org)
"Drinking Glasses contact (Clink)" by EpicWizard (https://freesound.org/s/325195/)
"Handling glasses.wav" by dnlburnett (https://freesound.org/s/360782/)
"Glasses.wav" by mmg67 (https://freesound.org/s/567931/)
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Mar 08, 202302:10:25
The Ballad Of Aunt Susan, Part 2: "That Was Horrible, Thank You" (feat. Jesse Black)
Mar 03, 202302:08:14
The Ballad Of Aunt Susan, Part 1
Feb 24, 202353:36