Born Under Punchs
By Born Under Punchs
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Born Under PunchsFeb 07, 2024
Canuck Is A Slur #1, Part 1: The Seventh Greatest Canadian
A bold new direction for the show. List of sources coming soon! Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp Check out Australian Gothic: https://australiangothicpodcast.com/ Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnderPunchs Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk
On Crimson Tides, Part 4: "Chowder Buster" (feat. Tanner Johnson)
Entirety of episode #28, "Chowder Buster," recorded on February 7, 2023. As always, it can be found on YouTube.
Here are your time stamps & content warnings, as promised/threatened:
09:28 Episode starts. Content warning for extreme cringe as everyone talks about their worst behaviour in college/university.
15:05 Tanner tells an extra story. Content warning for insane American libertarian-right nonsense.
22:27 The Luv Spot seglement begins.
25:19 Kelly's homemade romance story. Content warning for graphic depictions of intimate areas, although not genitals per se.
28:29 Nicole turns her gain up by mistake. Content warning for your eardrums.
32:56 Josh's homemade erotica. Content warning for the most upsetting descriptions of sexual intercourse ever put to audio. Most of it has been mercifully bleeped.
40:02 Tanner's homemade erotica. Content warning for the tragedy of implied lives lost. And very strong sexual innuendo.
46:22 Digression about Cosmopolitan magazine. Content warning for "Cosmo sex tips."
55:11 Somehow we come back to Josh's story. Content warning for same.
57:35 Roleplaying section nominally begins.
1:00:11 Nicole mercifully turns her gain down, way down. There is much rejoicing.
1:03:54 Roleplaying game actually begins. Content warning for the same horny pegging robot as always.
Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.
Special thanks again to our special guest!
Check out Beyond The Breakers: https://linktr.ee/BeyondTheBreakers Follow Tanner on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/HiveFleetHodag
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity
On Crimson Tides, Part 3: "Ernest The Sincerity Baby" (feat. Tanner Johnson)
Entirety of episode #27, "Ernest The Sincerity Baby" recorded on January 24, 2023. As always, it can be found on YouTube.
Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.
Special thanks again to our special guest!
Check out Beyond The Breakers: https://linktr.ee/BeyondTheBreakers Follow Tanner on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/HiveFleetHodag
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity
On Crimson Tides, Part 2: "Dill Dough" (feat. Tanner Johnson)
Tanner's plugs go up top, so Nicole doesn't get mad at me:
Check out Beyond The Breakers: https://linktr.ee/BeyondTheBreakers Follow Tanner on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/HiveFleetHodag
Entirety of episode #26, "Dill Dough" recorded on January 12, 2023. As always, it can be found on YouTube.
Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity
Creative Commons content used, in roughly chronological order:
"Botswana dream.wav" by zagi2 "wet fart.mp3" by kuchtaa "EndingEpic.wav" by sepal
On Crimson Tides, Part 1: "What That Lymph Do?" (feat. Tanner Johnson)
Entirety of episode #20, "What That Lymph Do?" recorded on August 16, 2022. We neglected to mention this in the intro, but this episode contains a number of very visual references to the livestream and its commenters. As always, it can be found on YouTube: https://youtu.be/_9AOdhI3Pao
Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs Check out Beyond The Breakers: https://beyondthebreakers.buzzsprout.com Follow Tanner on Patreon: https://www.twitter.com/HiveFleetHodag Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity
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The Holiday Zone, Part 2: "We Should Trip-Sit The Goat" (feat. James W. Jesso)
Entirety of episode #24, "We Should Trip-Sit The Goat," recorded on December 13, 2022. The full episode, including visual elements referenced in the audio, can be found on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-nTngwicra0. The full come-up sequence, as referenced in the preamble, can be seen here.
Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs Find James' podcast on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/adventuresthroughthemind Support James on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jameswjesso Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity Follow Adam on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/durrsanchez/
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The Holiday Zone, Part 1.5: "Get Drunk Enough To Fight Baba Yaga" (feat. Lucas Miller)
Entirety of the 2022 Holiday Special, "Get Drunk Enough To Fight Baba Yaga," recorded on December 20, 2022. This is an extremely visual episode, with an entire slideshow accompanying it. It is strongly encouraged to watch the video version instead: https://youtu.be/luTULFlvv00
If you prefer to listen to the audio version, but still want to follow along the slides, the slideshow itself can be accessed via this link. Viewing it outside of Google Slides may cause issues with the animations and layering, preventing you from seeing some of the pictures and information.
Please note that this episode contains no roleplaying. Your regularly scheduled content will resume next week.
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp
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Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity
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Follow Lucas on Twitter: https://twitter.com/luxasmmm
Check out Australian Gothic: https://australiangothicpodcast.com
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The Holiday Zone, Part 1: "A Flow State Of Torturing Santa"
Roleplaying portion of episode #19, "A Flow State Of Torturing Santa," recorded on July 24, 2022. The full episode, including visual elements referenced in the audio, can be found on YouTube: https://youtu.be/g45qcChjg-g
Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp
Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs
Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk
Check out Kali's music: https://www.facebook.com/kaliyugabass
Check out Tanner's music: https://www.facebook.com/TheGenesaProject
Find them both on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@thegenesaproject3789
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"Saloon Door" by Ramon_Di_Pasquale (https://freesound.org/s/507882/)
"Glasses.wav" by mmg67 (https://freesound.org/s/567931/)
"Plates" by 16G_Panska_Veinlich_Jakub (https://freesound.org/s/498573/)
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The Ballad Of Aunt Susan, Part 3: "Nicole Hee'd So We Could Haw" (feat. Lucas Miller)
The final installment (for now) of this roleplaying adventure! Entirety of episode #23, "Nicole Hee'd So We Could Haw," recorded & streamed live on December 6, 2022. The full episode, including visual elements referenced in the audio, can be found on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Wrw8oMMLO4g
The main seglement begins around 0:18:00; roleplaying begins around 0:47:30.
Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp
Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs
Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity
Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk
Follow Lucas on Twitter: https://twitter.com/luxasmmm
Check out Australian Gothic: https://australiangothicpodcast.com
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"bar chatter" by SoundsExciting (https://freesound.org/s/543913/)
"Boot & spurs.wav" by CGEffex (https://freesound.org/s/98816/)
"Saloon Door" by Ramon_Di_Pasquale (https://freesound.org/s/507882/)
"In-The-Saloon" by lesfm (https://lesfm.net)
"happy-saloon-piano" by joystock (https://www.joystock.org)
"Drinking Glasses contact (Clink)" by EpicWizard (https://freesound.org/s/325195/)
"Handling glasses.wav" by dnlburnett (https://freesound.org/s/360782/)
"Glasses.wav" by mmg67 (https://freesound.org/s/567931/)
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"Saloon piano, honky tonk" and "Saloon piano, honky tonk, interrupted" by vdublin (https://freesound.org/people/vdublin/)
"Two Cowboys Whoop.wav", "Yee-Haws and Whooping.wav", "Steam Train Passes By.wav", "Western bar Fight.wav", "Cowboy or Soldier Walking.wav" and "Old Time Rifle.wav", by Craig Smith (https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/)
"Pretty good reasons...mp3", "I once killed a man.mp3" and "You Got Three Seconds.mp3" by airborne80 (https://freesound.org/people/Airborne80/)
"EndingEpic.wav" by sepal (https://freesound.org/s/120091/)
The Ballad Of Aunt Susan, Part 2: "That Was Horrible, Thank You" (feat. Jesse Black)
Entirety of episode #21, "That Was Horrible, Thank You," recorded & streamed live on September 27, 2022. The full episode, including visual elements referenced in the audio, can be found on YouTube: https://youtu.be/dpoLHoY8JFs
Roleplaying begins around 1:15:00.
Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp
Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs
Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity
Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk
Follow Jesse on Twitter: https://twitter.com/JesseBlackSci
Read Jesse's work: https://sludgefest.substack.com/
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"Campfire in the woods (front)" by craftcrest (https://freesound.org/s/213803/)
"EndingEpic.wav" by sepal (https://freesound.org/s/120091/)
The Ballad Of Aunt Susan, Part 1
Excerpted roleplaying portion from episode #16, "SHREKSTASY," recorded live on April 12, 2022 (the "interview" portion is not included due to its visual-heavy nature). The full episode (albeit with lesser-quality audio) can be found on YouTube: https://youtu.be/CMSyVnm6Aw4
Born Under Punchs is an alternative comedy show built mostly around rules-light, character-heavy tabletop roleplaying...with some extra gimmicks thrown in for flavour.
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Tu9zz4mBmp
Follow the show's various socials: https://linktr.ee/BornUnderPunchs
Follow Nicole on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeboltRockCity
Follow Kelly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/L_Ron_Musk
Follow Mika on Instagram: https://instagram.com/kahousemi
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EndingEpic.wav by sepal (https://freesound.org/s/120091/)