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By Danger Close

Combat Veteran Humor

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4. The Florida Maneeeeeee

Danger CloseMar 26, 2019

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Crypto Bullshit

Crypto Bullshit

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Buy Crypto
Jul 02, 202118:19
Guess who’s back?

Guess who’s back?

Gas shortage, Keystone Pipeline, Vaccines, Fat people and Hippa
May 14, 202113:21
Shit before you run

Shit before you run

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Push extra hard
Feb 05, 202116:42
FB Business Page, Side hustle, YouTube plans

FB Business Page, Side hustle, YouTube plans

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See title
Feb 04, 202138:06
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

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Castle house rock
Feb 03, 202133:57
79. Um ugh um ugh...NOTHIN’

79. Um ugh um ugh...NOTHIN’

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Ugly press secretaries, Um uh um, CannabisConservative Podcast, Stuck in the middle, censorship, shitting in your hands and clapping to ward off bears
Jan 28, 202117:07
FLPR17

FLPR17

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Can’t believe this shit
Jan 23, 202118:56
Atomic Habits

Atomic Habits

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LOTR, Harry Potter, David Goggins, Jocko Willink, Dave Ramsey, James Clear, Atomic Habits
Dec 29, 202029:30
Do ya job

Do ya job

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Democrats, Republicans, MAGA, Do ya fuckin job
Dec 28, 202020:37
I ain’t no punk

I ain’t no punk

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Goddamn Chi-Coms
Dec 19, 202018:38
You got Civilized

You got Civilized

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Just listen
Dec 10, 202019:20
Hey...Go Home

Hey...Go Home

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Joe Biden, Frodo, Being a Quitter and Returning Jewelry
Dec 09, 202020:01
70. You just fucking wait

70. You just fucking wait

I’m over the damn riots.
Aug 27, 202021:14
69. Doomsday 2020

69. Doomsday 2020

What a crazy time
Jun 21, 202019:57
68. New podcast

68. New podcast

Just listen Linda
May 10, 202012:10
67. TP Apocalypse Pt. 1 & 2

67. TP Apocalypse Pt. 1 & 2

Panic buying / Corona Virus / Wash your ass
Mar 20, 202044:32
66. Runner Zombie Energy

66. Runner Zombie Energy

How not to be a nasty POS
Feb 15, 202017:26
65. This is gonna hurt

65. This is gonna hurt

Just listen
Feb 07, 202020:27
64. Being a Cheap-ass, Illuminati Doctors and Pottery Class Pt. 1 & 2

64. Being a Cheap-ass, Illuminati Doctors and Pottery Class Pt. 1 & 2

Cheap tools / Harbor Freight / Being Rich/ Illuminati Doctors / Rich Hobbies
Feb 01, 202033:35
63. Can you see the ear??

63. Can you see the ear??

Coby Bryant / Impeachable Bullshit / Creating Angles
Jan 29, 202021:25
62. Where’s the F#*kin’ Cat?!

62. Where’s the F#*kin’ Cat?!

Meditation Fiasco
Jan 24, 202011:23
61. Getting Jacked with Serena Williams

61. Getting Jacked with Serena Williams

Find your inner Tennis Player
Jan 20, 202019:44
60. Smart Shit

60. Smart Shit

Meditation and carving new neuropath ways
Jan 14, 202018:20
59. Hydrate or die

59. Hydrate or die

Getting back in the gym, recovery, diet, hydration and getting your dick bitten off
Jan 11, 202016:54
58. Loud shit

58. Loud shit

Back again
Jan 06, 202016:55
57. Smoked

57. Smoked

Being dog ass tired
Nov 09, 201917:04
56. Big Pappa SAS

56. Big Pappa SAS

Buckle up
Oct 02, 201919:48
55. Trained Hobo-Assassin

55. Trained Hobo-Assassin

Welcome back asshole
Aug 30, 201921:30
54. Walk away

54. Walk away

Interesting
Jul 29, 201915:17
53. WHOS YOUR DADDAE??!

53. WHOS YOUR DADDAE??!

Happy Saturday
Jul 20, 201918:08
52. Minty Fresh Tourettes

52. Minty Fresh Tourettes

You can’t make this shit up
Jul 06, 201923:11
51. Pre-GAINZ DAY!! : Got Balls??

51. Pre-GAINZ DAY!! : Got Balls??

Sack up. Play time is over...
Jun 30, 201921:51
50. M8B Write-In: One Shot

50. M8B Write-In: One Shot

Going all out
Jun 21, 201920:09
49. Zero Dark Shithead

49. Zero Dark Shithead

Texas/ Everyone carries/ Zero Dark head/ federal buildings / Honest moments
Jun 18, 201932:33
48. M8B Write-In: Gelatinous Ponzi schemes and weird waitresses

48. M8B Write-In: Gelatinous Ponzi schemes and weird waitresses

Father’s Day/ Early/ GEL/ Ponzi Schemes/ freak restaurant staff
Jun 17, 201919:53
47. M8B Write-In: Bury yourself

47. M8B Write-In: Bury yourself

Inappropriate gym etiquette
Jun 14, 201908:44
46. GAINZ-DAY!!: A coming to Jesus meeting pt. 4

46. GAINZ-DAY!!: A coming to Jesus meeting pt. 4

Paying your dues / putting in the roadwork/ stop making excuses/ no one cares
Jun 05, 201938:15
45. You’re not a good boxer if you’re dead

45. You’re not a good boxer if you’re dead

Early / Upcoming videos / naturally loud / not getting rich / $3.50 / Hard to be a good boxer when your dead
Jun 05, 201921:11
44. Into the blaze

44. Into the blaze

Easing off the booze/ growing up/ setting yourself on fire / Metal AF
Jun 05, 201921:03
43. Jon Snow, Gopher Turtles, & the attic feat. The Operator

43. Jon Snow, Gopher Turtles, & the attic feat. The Operator

Game of thrones/ Jon Snow/ Best Friends/ Gopher Turtles / Demons/ What’s in the attic?/ Ghosts and shit
Jun 01, 201954:55
42. “You wouldn’t be scared??!”

42. “You wouldn’t be scared??!”

Videos / Self taught editing/ scared in horror movies / bitches/ runner zombies/ black summer / “You wouldn’t be scared?”
May 31, 201921:54
41. Beta-Bitches and Fuck-Boi’s

41. Beta-Bitches and Fuck-Boi’s

Beta-Males / Chicks don’t dig it / Grow a dick / Beating children / Spare the Rod...
May 30, 201926:55
40. Memorial Day weekend, Insane Work Tempo and Logic

40. Memorial Day weekend, Insane Work Tempo and Logic

Get me outta here/ The Fuckening/ incessant mind rape/ Shepherds Pie/ Don’t be a deusche bag/ Joyner Lucas/ Logic/ ISIS
May 26, 201919:21
39. M8B Write-In, Wolverine, SAMCRO, The Fuckening & “I’m just gonna experiment...”

39. M8B Write-In, Wolverine, SAMCRO, The Fuckening & “I’m just gonna experiment...”

Charlie Hunam/ New Wolverine / The Rock as Spider-Man/ Salamander Walk/ Run out the clock/ the Fuckening/ Friday/ Drinking your ass off/ Whiney ass females/ sucking at fishing/ Experimental Dishes
May 24, 201937:05
38. “Y Tho??”

38. “Y Tho??”

Just answer me why/ Robert Pattinson/ Batman/ Game of Thrones/ Shitty endings/ Y tho
May 23, 201917:44
37. What’s Arabic for “What the f**k?!”

37. What’s Arabic for “What the f**k?!”

Slovenia/ Japan/ Bangladesh/ Britain / Australia/ Canada/ Iraq/ spread/ listeners everywhere
May 22, 201918:25
36. Calling a spade, a spade

36. Calling a spade, a spade

Growing up/ quitting your vices/ moving on/ being honest/ calling it like it is
May 21, 201920:27
35. Going Dark (feat Sabretooth) pt. 1, 2, & 3

35. Going Dark (feat Sabretooth) pt. 1, 2, & 3

Thunder nuts/ Robot dicks/ getting your ass beat/ Green new deal/ Retarded tactics/ Blackwater/ Rangers/ Becoming the weapon
May 19, 201901:50:09
34. M8B Write-In “I’m about to lose half my listeners...”

34. M8B Write-In “I’m about to lose half my listeners...”

Infanticide/ New Abortion Laws / Self Accountably/ Honest Thoughts/ Those that deal the sentence...
May 17, 201922:05
33. GAINZ-Day! Coming to Jesus meeting pt. 3 & M8B Write-In

33. GAINZ-Day! Coming to Jesus meeting pt. 3 & M8B Write-In

Retards in the gym / Don’t be f**kin’ lazy
May 16, 201930:17