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By The Florida Man
Combat Veteran Humor

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***EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT ***
***NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED***
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Minty Fresh Tourettes
You can’t make this shit up
23:10
July 6, 2019
Pre-GAINZ DAY!! : Got Balls??
Sack up. Play time is over...
21:50
June 30, 2019
M8B Write-In: One Shot
Going all out
20:08
June 21, 2019
Zero Dark Shithead
Texas/ Everyone carries/ Zero Dark head/ federal buildings / Honest moments
32:32
June 18, 2019
M8B Write-In: Gelatinous Ponzi schemes and weird waitresses
Father’s Day/ Early/ GEL/ Ponzi Schemes/ freak restaurant staff
19:52
June 17, 2019
M8B Write-In: Bury yourself
Inappropriate gym etiquette
08:44
June 14, 2019
The Move
Discrepancies/ Bullshit analytics/ podcasts on Mars/ patience/ gas mask runs/ toothpaste shit/ killer workouts/ cardio
37:43
June 12, 2019
GAINZ-DAY!!: A coming to Jesus meeting pt. 4
Paying your dues / putting in the roadwork/ stop making excuses/ no one cares
38:14
June 5, 2019
You’re not a good boxer if you’re dead
Early / Upcoming videos / naturally loud / not getting rich / $3.50 / Hard to be a good boxer when your dead
21:10
June 5, 2019
Into the blaze
Easing off the booze/ growing up/ setting yourself on fire / Metal AF
21:02
June 5, 2019
Jon Snow, Gopher Turtles, & the attic feat. The Operator
Game of thrones/ Jon Snow/ Best Friends/ Gopher Turtles / Demons/ What’s in the attic?/ Ghosts and shit
54:55
June 1, 2019
“You wouldn’t be scared??!”
Videos / Self taught editing/ scared in horror movies / bitches/ runner zombies/ black summer / “You wouldn’t be scared?”
21:54
May 31, 2019
Beta-Bitches and Fuck-Boi’s
Beta-Males / Chicks don’t dig it / Grow a dick / Beating children / Spare the Rod...
26:55
May 30, 2019
Memorial Day weekend, Insane Work Tempo and Logic
Get me outta here/ The Fuckening/ incessant mind rape/ Shepherds Pie/ Don’t be a deusche bag/ Joyner Lucas/ Logic/ ISIS
19:20
May 26, 2019
M8B Write-In, Wolverine, SAMCRO, The Fuckening & “I’m just gonna experiment...”
Charlie Hunam/ New Wolverine / The Rock as Spider-Man/ Salamander Walk/ Run out the clock/ the Fuckening/ Friday/ Drinking your ass off/ Whiney ass females/ sucking at fishing/ Experimental Dishes
37:04
May 24, 2019
“Y Tho??”
Just answer me why/ Robert Pattinson/ Batman/ Game of Thrones/ Shitty endings/ Y tho
17:43
May 23, 2019
What’s Arabic for “What the f**k?!”
Slovenia/ Japan/ Bangladesh/ Britain / Australia/ Canada/ Iraq/ spread/ listeners everywhere
18:24
May 22, 2019
Calling a spade, a spade
Growing up/ quitting your vices/ moving on/ being honest/ calling it like it is
20:27
May 21, 2019
Going Dark (feat Sabretooth) pt. 1, 2, & 3
Thunder nuts/ Robot dicks/ getting your ass beat/ Green new deal/ Retarded tactics/ Blackwater/ Rangers/ Becoming the weapon
1:50:08
May 19, 2019
M8B Write-In “I’m about to lose half my listeners...”
Infanticide/ New Abortion Laws / Self Accountably/ Honest Thoughts/ Those that deal the sentence...
22:04
May 17, 2019
GAINZ-Day! Coming to Jesus meeting pt. 3 & M8B Write-In
Retards in the gym / Don’t be f**kin’ lazy
30:17
May 16, 2019
M8B Write-In, Lookin’ sharp and sympathy for serial killers
M8B/ Ramen and hot dogs / Dior Sauvage/ Tailor your shit/ Look sharp/ Smell great/ Ted Bundy/ Cave Man King
19:04
May 15, 2019
Is your kid a psychopath??
Colorado STEM School Shooting / Is your kid a psychopath??/ warning signs/ common sense/ murderous pieces of s**t / Tools and how you use them/ Detective Pikachu
32:11
May 11, 2019
Diabetic Batman and Fasted Cardio
Fat shaming / unobtainable body standards/ fat super hero’s/ Simple Biology/ Natural attraction/ Fasted Cardio/ GET OFF THE COUCH YOU FAT TURD
24:51
May 11, 2019
Consensus, feedback and a plan of attack
Happy Friday/Heading to work/consensus/ feedback and a plan of attack/masks/ making videos/ give a little/ take a little
21:28
May 10, 2019
Outnumbered, Two a days and almost s**ting yourself
Consensus/ Episode Lengths/ Need feedback/ swimming in a sea of estrogen/ extreme heterosexual overcompensation/ Ass cheek clench walk/ Anal explosion
33:03
May 10, 2019
Who you are vs. What you are, Marine Corps Sayings and Prison Bitches (feat. Uncle Ox)
GAINZ DAY/Weaponized Autism/The Cuda/Who are you?/Utilizing your tools/Taming the beast/Use your demons/Timing is everything/ DO IT
1:02:59
May 9, 2019
YouTube spiraling, stupid ways to die and Retard strength
Feeling sick/Staying up late/Allergies/Making Beats/Stupid ways to die/ retard strength
18:10
May 8, 2019
Superman, Annoying people And Butt-f**king hockey pucks
Why so serious? / DC vs Marvel / Annoying people / 21 Savage / Free styling / Butt-f**king hockey pucks
17:47
May 8, 2019
Leading a horse to water M8B Write-In feat Rage Machine
Survivors guilt / feeling lesser than / not measuring up / reaching out / preemptive strikes / swallowing your pride
30:38
May 4, 2019
...This ain’t it
Pull up a chair, sit down. There’s a discussion to be had...
30:26
May 2, 2019
Croca-Panthers, Hippa-Dingos and Casso-Raptors
The Land Down Un-DUH
1:01:28
April 25, 2019
Forgetting sh**, injuries and getting swole
Ghost / Trenton House / Backflips / Ripping your arms off / rotator cuffs / lifting/ EAT EAT EAT
24:01
April 24, 2019
Piggy-backing, being late & skating out of working parties
Retarded formations /LCpl. Barracuda/ Sniffing LCpls / Locking your legs / passing out / E-40 “Ughh” / Humping shitloads of weight / Mortal Kombat / No one is safe / Firing off / Snoody Complaints / Admin Police
26:36
April 23, 2019
F**k Monday’s, Too Many Rest Days, Force the Psycho
Getting off your ass / getting fat/ get out of the funk / curls / force the psycho/ #DCFloridaMan
23:19
April 22, 2019
Jacksonville, Game a Trones, Shitty British Accents and M8B Write In
GOT Incest/ Shout out to UK listeners/ New Jersey Frog / Choych
19:48
April 22, 2019
Road Rage/ GAINZ-Day...Coming to Jesus meeting. Pt.2
Cutting people off/ The Mark/ The VA/ Blacklist Drugs/ Don’t ring the bell
36:33
April 18, 2019
Story time : Blasting off to the Shivering Isles
Executive Protection/ Drunk Bitches/ Shitty Music/ Hands up don’t shoot/ snail trails/ Bad trips/ shitting your pants
09:57
April 17, 2019
Shitty Sleeping Bags, Contractors and Magic tricks
Shitty sleeping bags, contractors and Magic tricks, Dick vein NCOs, PC culture and dick bosses
41:22
April 15, 2019
Lazer Dick Vison, FAST team and Magic 8-Ball Write-ins
Brass Lady Balls, Seeing dicks everywhere, Dead Squirrels, Security Forces...SF! YEEAAH! , Presidential Security Cock suckers, Nugget, Is it true love? Red Dots vs Iron Sights
47:29
April 14, 2019
Pancake fucking feat (The Fly-Boy)
What is pancake fucking? Do dyed pubes taste like cotton candy? What to do when you shit your self in a onesie with another man on top of you, is the line backer for the SeaHawks a SEAL?
56:19
April 10, 2019
Razor Scooters, Supernatural and Magic 8-Ball write-ins
Razor Scooters, Supernatural and Magic 8-Ball write-ins
39:26
April 10, 2019
LCpl. Barracuda, Capt. 8-Ball and the U.G.F.C.
Meth fueled shenanigans
39:34
April 7, 2019
(OLD) Paraplegic Slam-Dunk Contests, DDTs and “Who’s next in line?!”
Obelisk the Tormentor, Kobe Bryant, Scorpion and Crack Heads
19:22
April 7, 2019
A-10 Warthogs, Big Floppy Toast And Eminem
Just listen
24:32
April 6, 2019
Drinking on the front Porch (feat. The Florida Wo-Man) Pt. 1, 2 & 3
The White House Massacre/ Drinking on the Range/ The Thunder Sergeant
1:11:11
April 6, 2019
Resting Stab-Face: 1st Email Response Pt. 1 & 2
Redlines / Tired all the time/ yelling at the homeless/ Resting Stab Face
54:50
April 5, 2019
GAINZ-Day...a coming to Jesus Meeting
A Heart to Heart...from one Vet to another
36:24
April 4, 2019
The Florida Maneeeeeee
Just listen
21:37
March 26, 2019
Double Tap! Feat. Flo-Borg Pt. 1
Just listen
53:50
March 22, 2019
Lizard People, R. Kelley and Fat Superheroes
Just listen
44:51
March 14, 2019
Momo, Oreos and bullshit hoaxes
Just listen
25:35
February 28, 2019
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