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By The Florida Man
Combat Veteran Humor

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***EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT ***
***NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED***
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Shit before you run
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Push extra hard
16:42
February 5, 2021
FB Business Page, Side hustle, YouTube plans
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See title
38:06
February 4, 2021
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
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Castle house rock
33:57
February 3, 2021
79. Um ugh um ugh...NOTHIN’
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Ugly press secretaries, Um uh um, CannabisConservative Podcast, Stuck in the middle, censorship, shitting in your hands and clapping to ward off bears
17:07
January 28, 2021
FLPR17
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Can’t believe this shit
18:56
January 23, 2021
Atomic Habits
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LOTR, Harry Potter, David Goggins, Jocko Willink, Dave Ramsey, James Clear, Atomic Habits
29:30
December 29, 2020
Do ya job
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Democrats, Republicans, MAGA, Do ya fuckin job
20:37
December 28, 2020
I ain’t no punk
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Goddamn Chi-Coms
18:38
December 19, 2020
You got Civilized
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Just listen
19:20
December 10, 2020
Hey...Go Home
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Joe Biden, Frodo, Being a Quitter and Returning Jewelry
20:01
December 9, 2020
70. You just fucking wait
I’m over the damn riots.
21:14
August 27, 2020
69. Doomsday 2020
What a crazy time
19:57
June 21, 2020
68. New podcast
Just listen Linda
12:10
May 10, 2020
67. TP Apocalypse Pt. 1 & 2
Panic buying / Corona Virus / Wash your ass
44:32
March 20, 2020
66. Runner Zombie Energy
How not to be a nasty POS
17:26
February 15, 2020
65. This is gonna hurt
Just listen
20:27
February 7, 2020
64. Being a Cheap-ass, Illuminati Doctors and Pottery Class Pt. 1 & 2
Cheap tools / Harbor Freight / Being Rich/ Illuminati Doctors / Rich Hobbies
33:35
February 1, 2020
63. Can you see the ear??
Coby Bryant / Impeachable Bullshit / Creating Angles
21:25
January 29, 2020
62. Where’s the F#*kin’ Cat?!
Meditation Fiasco
11:23
January 24, 2020
61. Getting Jacked with Serena Williams
Find your inner Tennis Player
19:44
January 20, 2020
60. Smart Shit
Meditation and carving new neuropath ways
18:20
January 14, 2020
59. Hydrate or die
Getting back in the gym, recovery, diet, hydration and getting your dick bitten off
16:54
January 11, 2020
58. Loud shit
Back again
16:55
January 6, 2020
57. Smoked
Being dog ass tired
17:04
November 9, 2019
56. Big Pappa SAS
Buckle up
19:48
October 2, 2019
55. Trained Hobo-Assassin
Welcome back asshole
21:30
August 30, 2019
54. Walk away
Interesting
15:17
July 29, 2019
53. WHOS YOUR DADDAE??!
Happy Saturday
18:08
July 20, 2019
52. Minty Fresh Tourettes
You can’t make this shit up
23:11
July 6, 2019
51. Pre-GAINZ DAY!! : Got Balls??
Sack up. Play time is over...
21:51
June 30, 2019
50. M8B Write-In: One Shot
Going all out
20:09
June 21, 2019
49. Zero Dark Shithead
Texas/ Everyone carries/ Zero Dark head/ federal buildings / Honest moments
32:33
June 18, 2019
48. M8B Write-In: Gelatinous Ponzi schemes and weird waitresses
Father’s Day/ Early/ GEL/ Ponzi Schemes/ freak restaurant staff
19:53
June 17, 2019
47. M8B Write-In: Bury yourself
Inappropriate gym etiquette
08:44
June 14, 2019
46. GAINZ-DAY!!: A coming to Jesus meeting pt. 4
Paying your dues / putting in the roadwork/ stop making excuses/ no one cares
38:15
June 5, 2019
45. You’re not a good boxer if you’re dead
Early / Upcoming videos / naturally loud / not getting rich / $3.50 / Hard to be a good boxer when your dead
21:11
June 5, 2019
44. Into the blaze
Easing off the booze/ growing up/ setting yourself on fire / Metal AF
21:03
June 5, 2019
43. Jon Snow, Gopher Turtles, & the attic feat. The Operator
Game of thrones/ Jon Snow/ Best Friends/ Gopher Turtles / Demons/ What’s in the attic?/ Ghosts and shit
54:55
June 1, 2019
42. “You wouldn’t be scared??!”
Videos / Self taught editing/ scared in horror movies / bitches/ runner zombies/ black summer / “You wouldn’t be scared?”
21:54
May 31, 2019
41. Beta-Bitches and Fuck-Boi’s
Beta-Males / Chicks don’t dig it / Grow a dick / Beating children / Spare the Rod...
26:55
May 30, 2019
40. Memorial Day weekend, Insane Work Tempo and Logic
Get me outta here/ The Fuckening/ incessant mind rape/ Shepherds Pie/ Don’t be a deusche bag/ Joyner Lucas/ Logic/ ISIS
19:21
May 26, 2019
39. M8B Write-In, Wolverine, SAMCRO, The Fuckening & “I’m just gonna experiment...”
Charlie Hunam/ New Wolverine / The Rock as Spider-Man/ Salamander Walk/ Run out the clock/ the Fuckening/ Friday/ Drinking your ass off/ Whiney ass females/ sucking at fishing/ Experimental Dishes
37:05
May 24, 2019
38. “Y Tho??”
Just answer me why/ Robert Pattinson/ Batman/ Game of Thrones/ Shitty endings/ Y tho
17:44
May 23, 2019
37. What’s Arabic for “What the f**k?!”
Slovenia/ Japan/ Bangladesh/ Britain / Australia/ Canada/ Iraq/ spread/ listeners everywhere
18:25
May 22, 2019
36. Calling a spade, a spade
Growing up/ quitting your vices/ moving on/ being honest/ calling it like it is
20:27
May 21, 2019
35. Going Dark (feat Sabretooth) pt. 1, 2, & 3
Thunder nuts/ Robot dicks/ getting your ass beat/ Green new deal/ Retarded tactics/ Blackwater/ Rangers/ Becoming the weapon
01:50:09
May 19, 2019
34. M8B Write-In “I’m about to lose half my listeners...”
Infanticide/ New Abortion Laws / Self Accountably/ Honest Thoughts/ Those that deal the sentence...
22:05
May 17, 2019
33. GAINZ-Day! Coming to Jesus meeting pt. 3 & M8B Write-In
Retards in the gym / Don’t be f**kin’ lazy
30:17
May 16, 2019
32. M8B Write-In, Lookin’ sharp and sympathy for serial killers
M8B/ Ramen and hot dogs / Dior Sauvage/ Tailor your shit/ Look sharp/ Smell great/ Ted Bundy/ Cave Man King
19:04
May 15, 2019
31. Is your kid a psychopath??
Colorado STEM School Shooting / Is your kid a psychopath??/ warning signs/ common sense/ murderous pieces of s**t / Tools and how you use them/ Detective Pikachu
32:11
May 11, 2019
30. Diabetic Batman and Fasted Cardio
Fat shaming / unobtainable body standards/ fat super hero’s/ Simple Biology/ Natural attraction/ Fasted Cardio/ GET OFF THE COUCH YOU FAT TURD
24:52
May 11, 2019
29. Consensus, feedback and a plan of attack
Happy Friday/Heading to work/consensus/ feedback and a plan of attack/masks/ making videos/ give a little/ take a little
21:29
May 10, 2019
28. Outnumbered, Two a days and almost s**ting yourself
Consensus/ Episode Lengths/ Need feedback/ swimming in a sea of estrogen/ extreme heterosexual overcompensation/ Ass cheek clench walk/ Anal explosion
33:03
May 10, 2019
27. YouTube spiraling, stupid ways to die and Retard strength
Feeling sick/Staying up late/Allergies/Making Beats/Stupid ways to die/ retard strength
18:10
May 8, 2019
26. Superman, Annoying people And Butt-f**king hockey pucks
Why so serious? / DC vs Marvel / Annoying people / 21 Savage / Free styling / Butt-f**king hockey pucks
17:48
May 8, 2019
25. Leading a horse to water M8B Write-In feat Rage Machine
Survivors guilt / feeling lesser than / not measuring up / reaching out / preemptive strikes / swallowing your pride
29:39
May 4, 2019
24. ....This ain’t it
Pull up a chair, sit down. There’s a discussion to be had...
29:27
May 2, 2019
23. Croca-Panthers, Hippa-Dingos and Casso-Raptors
The Land Down Un-DUH
01:01:28
April 25, 2019
22. Forgetting sh**, injuries and getting swole
Ghost / Trenton House / Backflips / Ripping your arms off / rotator cuffs / lifting/ EAT EAT EAT
24:01
April 24, 2019
21. Piggy-backing, being late & skating out of working parties
Retarded formations /LCpl. Barracuda/ Sniffing LCpls / Locking your legs / passing out / E-40 “Ughh” / Humping shitloads of weight / Mortal Kombat / No one is safe / Firing off / Snoody Complaints / Admin Police
26:36
April 23, 2019
20. F**k Monday’s, Too Many Rest Days, Force the Psycho
Getting off your ass / getting fat/ get out of the funk / curls / force the psycho/ #DCFloridaMan
23:20
April 22, 2019
19. Jacksonville, Game a Trones, Shitty British Accents and M8B Write In
GOT Incest/ Shout out to UK listeners/ New Jersey Frog / Choych
19:49
April 22, 2019
18. Road Rage/ GAINZ-Day...Coming to Jesus meeting. Pt.2
Cutting people off/ The Mark/ The VA/ Blacklist Drugs/ Don’t ring the bell
36:33
April 18, 2019
17. Story time : Blasting off to the Shivering Isles
Executive Protection/ Drunk Bitches/ Shitty Music/ Hands up don’t shoot/ snail trails/ Bad trips/ shitting your pants
09:58
April 17, 2019
16. Shitty Sleeping Bags, Contractors and Magic tricks
Shitty sleeping bags, contractors and Magic tricks, Dick vein NCOs, PC culture and dick bosses
41:23
April 15, 2019
15. Lazer Dick Vison, FAST team and Magic 8-Ball Write-ins
Brass Lady Balls, Seeing dicks everywhere, Dead Squirrels, Security Forces...SF! YEEAAH! , Presidential Security Cock suckers, Nugget, Is it true love? Red Dots vs Iron Sights
47:29
April 14, 2019
14. Pancake fucking feat (The Fly-Boy)
What is pancake fucking? Do dyed pubes taste like cotton candy? What to do when you shit your self in a onesie with another man on top of you, is the line backer for the SeaHawks a SEAL?
56:19
April 10, 2019
13. Razor Scooters, Supernatural and Magic 8-Ball write-ins
Razor Scooters, Supernatural and Magic 8-Ball write-ins
39:26
April 10, 2019
12. LCpl. Barracuda, Capt. 8-Ball and the U.G.F.C.
Meth fueled shenanigans
39:35
April 7, 2019
12. (OLD) Paraplegic Slam-Dunk Contests, DDTs and “Who’s next in line?!”
Obelisk the Tormentor, Kobe Bryant, Scorpion and Crack Heads
19:23
April 7, 2019
10. Drinking on the front Porch (feat. The Florida Wo-Man) Pt. 1, 2 & 3
The White House Massacre/ Drinking on the Range/ The Thunder Sergeant
01:11:11
April 6, 2019
9. Resting Stab-Face: 1st Email Response Pt. 1 & 2
Redlines / Tired all the time/ yelling at the homeless/ Resting Stab Face
54:50
April 5, 2019
8. GAINZ-Day...a coming to Jesus Meeting
A Heart to Heart...from one Vet to another
36:24
April 4, 2019
4. The Florida Maneeeeeee
Just listen
21:37
March 26, 2019
3. Double Tap! Feat. Flo-Borg Pt. 1
Just listen
53:51
March 22, 2019
1 . Momo, Oreos and bullshit hoaxes
Just listen
25:36
February 28, 2019