No Bleeps

I’m looking for you Patrick it’s time my friend!

Patrick has a crush on Jedi. The Extraterrestrial Hierarchy. Jedi opens up about his MineMark marathon. The endgame has arrived. Subsexuals are near. Virtue Signaling chat. Billy Ballgag. A beach bum weather update. The Whitewalker is finally dead. A genius music billionaire. Neighborhood Chronicles- Witches and Cats. The boys play footsies. Patrick's Cousin has a podcast, the lion dildo, and a decent amount more, in Episode 38 of No Bleeps!

Arya is finally eighteen. The Down Syndrome Dragon. Conan O'Brien gets on the couch. Fox News fanatics. How to harness your inner success. The Billionaire Church. Jedi bumps the mic 37 times. Patrick doesn't know music. We flex our comfort levels. Normaling Out. The MineMark Update. Neighborhood Chronicles- Just Keep Knocking. Organizational Theory. Paycheck Pandemonium Part 3. Jedi looks like Billy Idol, the po-po swing by, and just a bit more, in Episode 37 of No Bleeps!

Perfect Blue, the rock gods, join Patrick and Jedi for a raucous evening. They perform three live songs, talk about their upcoming musical endeavors, and divulge the origin of their creative process. Instagram: perfectbluecrew. They can also be found on YouTube!

The Jerry Seinfeld Decimation. Patrick is a sociopath. Jedi Dishes some more stand up. The average pay paradox. Mcgruff the crime dog. Societal barriers. Jedi has a new chef. Iggy Azalea is stroked. Neighborhood Chronicles-The Rich Laundry Baggers. Another MoFlow full moon. A poem. A Martin Lawrence rant. Chino Chinese. Your pretty face is going to hell. Orny Adams. The mint shaker. Passion vs. Work, and a decent amount more, in episode 35 of No Bleeps!

Emotions are high. Bridging the societal gap. Harambe and the zoo system. The Barstool Sports Girls get reemed again. Human life vs. animal life. State Fair freak shows. Neighborhood Chronicles-The Gay Grandson. Patrick is cracked out. Black rhinos. A very Saudi billionaire. The J.O.I Experience. Ligers are consensual. A stand up comedy interlude. Patrick and Jedi butt heads, rich caddies and more, in episode 34 of No Bleeps!

We pay tribute to Nipsey Hussle. Cineslaves in the Cinemines with the Cinelords. Is Patrick racist? Julian Assange is skateboarding everywhere. The Barstool Sports Girls get blasted. When you get Cuddle Bugged. Relationship boarding. Netanyahu is on Trump's wavelength. Paycheck Pandemonium part 2. Patrick wants to be black so badly. Jedi at the Jade Lounge, and plenty more, in Episode 33 of No Bleeps.

Jedi and Patrick finally come out. The Tortured Comic Syndrome is dissected. Richard Pryor was anti whitewashing. Why The Purge is only a movie.
The Magic Money System. Walter Russel gets some love. Jedi spits some stand-up. The Cast Couch Update. Patrick gets shaky in the Captain's chair. The Billionaire's are in control. We ask the audience what works. Jerry Jones is old. Neighborhood Chronicles 77.88 and 60674. and just a bit more, in Episode 32 of No Bleeps!

Part 3 of the Cowboy Saga, a bonus sixty minutes, all dedicated to alien life forms and weird F**k s**t! Cowboy also drops another amazing song on us. Thank you Cowboy for your time and patience! you were a great guest for three straight episodes. Again, don't forget to scope out Cowboy Starr. He can be found on Instagram, Soundcloud and Spotify.

Is Cowboy Starr a ladies man? We talk instruments that are too large, molding coconuts. Cowboy rocks his ukelele and claims to have been struck by lightning twice. He also dissects his need to be desired, his thoughts on marriage and homosexuality, Secret Mormon Underwear, The Laid Brain, and many more Shenanigans, in episode 30 of No Bleeps! SoundCloud: Cowboy Starr. Instagram: cowboystarr. That's all with two R's. Shout out to Kala and Yamaha Drums!

Winter is coming. Pregnant polar bears. Patrick gets sexist again. Five and Dime stores. The 1950s are debated. Jedi warns against schlong showcasing. The Pinching Method. Short theatre directors. The lice infestation of '95. Earless animals, hotel parties. Lebron James is not a billionaire....yet. Patrick thinks he has an iron lung. Snake fellatio. Jelly fish attacks, Pandora's Box, alien invasions and more, in episode 28 of No Bleeps!

Gandhi wasn't all good. Jedi drops some Flux Space knowledge. The Transcendental Movement. We attempt to emulate Bill Burr. Peg leg dicks. Our mixing console is a sexy lady. Patrick strokes Ryan Gosling. Jedi has a great gag reflex. Maine is Canada Lite. Big Dick Branson is our billionaire. Someone has an enlarged e-brake. Purple headed warriors. Ron Burgundy's podcast. Another deep poem by Jedi. The Boston stereotype. Patrick creates a cereal. This and much more, in episode 27 of No Bleeps.

Jedi divulges The Relation Ship Theory and why it's always sinking. The rule of thumb is explained. Negative people need negative people. Occult juice. Polynomial relationships aren't for everyone. Basement Beach weather update. In n' Out relations. Neighborhood chronicles 12257. The origin of sneakers. April Fool's Shenanigans. Jedi nearly falls in love, but there's a catch. This and some more, in Episode 26 of No Bleeps.

Howard Stern vs. Joe Rogan. Are schlongs aesthetically pleasing? Justin Bieber's hotel run-in. We discuss the deescalation method. Jedi's canine "attack" fantasy. The Kitchen Dance Champion. Gun control. More poetry. The rich elite. Sandy Hook and Columbine. The effects of survivor's guilt.
Patrick thinks sharks are cute. Jedi has new kicks. We go over the current events of the world. Cruise ships go bye bye, and are they safe? Jimmy Fowler. Patrick calls out Jedi's baller skills, and more, in episode 25 of No Bleeps!

We talk Edward Snowden. The sound guy possessed Jedi and Patrick. The NCAA hoops scandal. Why we think the law needs an observer. Weird Japanese torture. We dissect Howard Hughes. Appropriate usage of the N-word. The boys get into a scuffle. Rob Dyrdek gets a shout out, and R.I.P to Big Black. Jedi goes into aerospace jibber. We get updated on some current events, including the measles and a lost prize dog. Patrick has no idea what he's talking about. White-on-the-go, and much more, in episode 24 of No Bleeps.

Tom Segura gets blasted. Ray Romano is delightful. What is a Slacktivist? Jedi's burning man name. Apex Legends is discussed. Patrick questions alcoholism. We debate the definition of battle royale. Rich oil tycoons, George and Barbara Bush. Willburr wins Jedi back. Fire Guy is turning into Steve Jobs. Jedi has a new snack then promptly devours it. Why we hate the news. Patrick gives a questionable shout out. Jedi's Zodiac Killer story, weak willed vegans, and more, in this cursed, devil-ridden 23rd episode of No Bleeps. Listener Discretion Advised: there is buzzing throughout.

In a special Saturday evening episode of No Bleeps, we discuss Seinfeld vs. Friends, Laugh track vs. no laugh track. Jedi is eating fish n' chips. The Traveling Onesies are in town. Jesus and the year 34. We discuss the high seas and scurvy. Dr. Drew vs. Dr. Phil. Patrick gives a special shout out. Jedi creates a word and drops some more poetry. The punk rock revolution. We debate the legal age of adulthood and some more, in Episode 22 of No Bleeps.

The Bob Ross Phenomenon. Janis Joplin was a man. Patrick's first time mountain climbing. who's gayer? Jedi drops some poetry. We attempt many musical numbers. Neighborhood chronicles 2416. Jedi's guitar shits the bed. We talk Cold Water Cowboys. 80% of our fanbase is from Ireland, which makes no sense. Patrick comes out of the closet. The Queen of England is not a billionaire. Jedi's story time. This cluster fuck of an episode continues, as we let the full moon encapsulate us.

Joe Rogan is a gorilla. We get devastating news about Clayton. the bent-over grandma makes an appearance. Roman stops by. Jedi's supermodel smooching. We go into fetishes. Jedi plugs Golden Delights too often. What constitutes a transsexual? Alexis Texas is our billionaires club member. Why Patrick doesn't like the beach. We riff on sex workers, Jedi has B-cup knockers, we are 1/20th of the way to 100, and a bit more in Episode 20 of No Bleeps.

Andy Richter needed a bigger chair. Bill Burr gets blasted. We order food on air. Jedi reveals a recent run-in from the past. Nicotine vs. marijuana. Joe Rogan gets even more attention from us. Denny's is a billionaire. Jedi drops his bong water. Bill Cosby saved many people. Michael Jackson found Neverland. That, and much more, in our least inspired episode of No Bleeps.

Listener Discretion Advised: we discuss what food to order for many minutes.

The fine line between mental illness and conspiracy theories. Tyler Perry is Patrick Stewart's son. Patrick and Jedi enter a new stratosphere. We dive into Alex Jones' fractured history and why Jedi feels bad for him now. Patrick gets racist again. The three P's in the pyramid. Working away from isolation. Dentistry is a sham. we talk about the odd behavior of our housemate, and more, in Episode 18 of No Bleeps.

Kevin Smith's close call. Patrick and Jedi are finally mic'd up. Alex Jones' craziness. Jedi talks working on the musical 'Stomp' and has a sneezing fit. Dwayne the stagehand. We describe the new podcast specs. Patrick can't tell time or do math, we talk racism vs. prejudice, and much more, in Episode 17 of No Bleeps.

Jedi's radio voice, Conan O'Brien's dedication to podcasting. Dick Cheney may or may not be a billionaire. The squeaky chair dilemma. Talk radio isn't cool. What is the appeal of podcasts? We praise Joe Rogan, Jedi talks some workplace qualms. We go into public perception, ramble about Mike Tyson, and more, in Episode 16 of No Bleeps.

Jedi works for Billy Idol. Celebrity rich vs. family rich. Our all-star Lyft drivers. Anhedonia is delved into. disabledcism is real. Donald Trump is our billionaires club member of the day, and has more money than Oprah. Escaping the rock bottoms. Comfort vs. cash.
Patrick regrets downing Natty Ice. What is job security? Fire guy interrupts us. Jedi is ready for romance again, and we finally get official podcast equipment.

Patrick and Jedi take a trip to Black Bear Diner for a bonus episode of No Bleeps. They encounter three awesome Lyft drivers, one of which gives them hope for humanity.

How to find your path in life. Love is the umbrella to all emotions. Electronics withdrawal. Patrick and Jedi take things to the next level. We create a new gender. Why do we actually play the podcast game? Patrick forgets his password. Jedi has a rusty machete. preconceived notions about roosters. The salary of a dog walker, the Chinese biscuit empire, and much more, in episode 14 of No Bleeps.

The fallacy of guilt. Tesla vs. Edison. If Scientology was legitimate. Farid only set four things on fire, but he's still fire guy. Jedi configures his new laptop, Patrick converts his mary jane. Denzel Washington is not a billionaire and also stopped acting. Jedi eats burnt granola. We jabber about trust fund babies and much more, in episode 13 of No Bleeps.

Patrick and Jedi negotiate the laptop deal. Jedi tinkers with his Bluetooth speaker. Thursdays don't mesh well with us. Jedi briefs us on his hectic work week, Patrick doesn't know where Redwood City is, a house is being built as we record, and tons more, in episode 12 of No Bleeps.

Elton John is not a billionaire. Our neighbors continue to baffle. Jedi dives into the mysteries of his memories. Old school guitarists are super strong. Rich kids with bad parents. We talk Free Solo, "YA!"girls, and tons more, in Episode 11 of No Bleeps.

Harry Potter and the Limp Gauntlet, Revolutionary
Porn, Household Pootang, Maxwell House is instant crack. Jack Nicholson isn't dead. The Shining with Krusty the Clown. Jedi is White Morpheus, we disagree on full disclosure. Patrick has a new friend. We debate The Simpsons and comedy. Is it appropriate to cat-call? Money vs. freedom, and more, in episode 10 of No Bleeps.

Wingz; an aspiring music producer, stops by the studio to talk career, life, and his upcoming journey to L.A. Meanwhile, we talk about having an age limit on drivers, the best scene in movie history, Kevin Spacey's Shenanigans. We hire Clayton as a silent producer, and Jedi is STILL wearing his new boots.

U.P.S vs. FedEx, large warehouse compounds. Farid is fire guy and won't watch Game of Thrones. We talk South Park, Patrick's take on bedroom sounds, Jedi's favorite tree is altered, and we dissect the format of our show.

Jedi is Tom Petty. Guitar class posture. Would you defend yourself against someone with down syndrome? Patrick is Frederick Douglas. 1980's sitcoms. Jedi has lived thirty lives. We both stroke our egos, and much much more, in episode 7 of No Bleeps.

The Milky Way Method. Jerry Seinfeld's comedy. The origin of Loki. The duality of The Scary Purple Dragon, and Jedi touches upon his life as an artist.

Patrick still believes in Santa Clause. We talk Easter traditions, Proper podcast etiquette. The Irish have a special Christmas. Patrick ruins a bit. We don't know if
we're actually DOIN' it, and more, in episode 5 of No Bleeps.

Abraham Lincoln is a Jew. Elvis is still alive. The benefits of NoFap. Towels vs. socks. Redneck transgender trucker talk. Patrick compares Jedi to Alex Jones. The Secret Space Program, Elon Musk, and someone lies about their dick size.

We move things to the garage and discuss O.C.D, free food, when someone is beyond help, poor-enomics, telekinetic head nods, Slim Jim's and Mccall's. We discuss the benefits of DMT as a therapy, and a tiny bit more, in episode 3 of No Bleeps.

Our friend Clayton stops by to promote his YouTube channel and fix Jedi's guitar. We talk global homelessness, addiction, the fake chandelier is dangerous. We riff about the new generation of "talent", and why are the Kardashians famous?

Patrick and Jedi start their podcast. Farid, the roommate, pops in and drops some knowledge about insects. The Giant Human Fly Swatter should be a thing. we riff about hard video games, trips to Canada, try to Google illegal wood, and debate whether hoarding is a mental illness or not.