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"PARLIAMENT DOESN'T DEFINE WHAT ENGLAND IS. OTHERS WILL DEFINE WHAT ENGLAND IS..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk Boris biopics, a future for British nations, and the elevation to royalty of the Radio 2 mid-morning GOD. Since recording, Durham Constabulary have cleared Sir Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor of any potential "Beergate" crime. Funny that. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #BBC #BORISJOHNSON #BIOPIC #NEILWARNOCK #DANWOTON #SIC #LABOUR #FUTURE #REFERENDUMDAY #UNITEDIRELAND #SCOTTISHINDEPENDENCE #WELSHINDEPENDENCE #ENGLAND #FAMILYGUY #SUMBARINES #KINGKENBRUCE #POPMASTERQUESTIONS #PMQS #JOEANDERSON #NOELEDMONDS #HOUSEOFCARDS #THEONESHOW #RHOBH *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"LIZ TRUSS IS GLUE" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt recorded this on Thursday 7th July 2022. A lot has happened since then. And a lot hasn't. Neither will be going to a belated wedding party at Chequers now. Blast. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #BORISJOHNSON #CHAOS #STEVEWRIGHT #RADIO2 #ENGLANDCRICKET #NOSTRADUMBASS #NOSTRADAMUSANDPPLIERS #LIZTRUSSISGLUE #RAPTURE #LURPAK #ROSATKINS #TALKTV #FATHERTED #CORRIE #BENNYHILL #HUGHGRANT #LOVEACTUALLY #CATMEWLING *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

****Contains some material that could be considered offensive or trauma triggering**** "I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU'D GET A HOLLYWOOD HANDSHAKE FOR THAT..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk the madness enveloping the US and UK, debating abortion as only men can and destroying The Good Friday Agreement with the help of Radio 2, Top Gear and Bake Off. Contains creampies. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #SHAGGY #SUPREMECOURT #ABORTIONRIGHTS #ROEVWADE #RIGHTTOPROTEST #PRUELEITH #BREXIT #KENBRUCE #JONHAMM #SIRPAULMCCARTNEY #JANUARY6COMMISSION #CARPETBAGGERS #FOLLOWTHEMONEY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"THE CIVIC WAS BOMB PROOF." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about bad cars, Canadian megastars and abortion. Because. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #AUDI #HOTTUBDATE #VWTRANSPORTER #JAMESOBRIEN #LBC #ALANISMORRISSETTE #ABORTION #SLASH *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"BORIS JOHNSON GOT THE ROUND WINDOW IN PLAYSCHOOL CONFUSED WITH THE GLORY HOLE" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt are legitimate alternatives to Lauren Laverne, talking about Power Rangers and an exclusive look at the new Liverpool attack for the upcoming season. They are very hot and sticky. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #HOT #HARRYSTYLES #HOTTUBDATE #EARTHQUAKE #CBBC #POINTLESS #JANUARY6COMMISSION #POWERRANGERS #LFC #EPL #CATS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"WARRINGTON IS THE UPSIDE DOWN." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt get interrupted by Alexa, toilet breaks and thinking of Boris Johnson as a child of Blackadder. As always, with apologies to Sue Barker. Contains a Hot Tubpdate. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #HOTTUBDATE #NEWBABY #STRANGERTHINGS4 #RWANDA #VWTRANSPORTER #FOOTBALL #CRICKET #CENTERPARCS #FLYFORD #TOPCONTENTCURSE #SUBARKER #TENNIS #WIMBLEDON #GEIDT #TEASOCK #MANVSBEE #BLACKADDER #PMQS #THESTONK #COMICRELIEF #TOAST *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"Arthur Askey did it. George Formby did it. Aristotle did it." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt look upon the Adrian Chiles phenomenon, break down YouTubers and American Exceptionalism again and ask, "Is Heroin Horse?". They look at French foreign policy so you don't have to. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PARIS #LIVERPOOL #DEPPHEARD #HILLSBOROUGH #TARBUCK #UVALDE #SKYNEWS #YOUTUBERS #INFLUENCERS #THEDAYTODAY #WOMENONLYGUNS #ADRIANCHILES #JOHNROBINS #CRICKET #STRANGERTHINGS4 *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO A SILENT DISCO THIS WEEKEND..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt compare a Radio 1 and Radio 2 legend to a Timelord (but Who?), give more royalties to Peter Kay, look at bad pop at football finals and get excited for darts in NYC! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #CRICKET #WFH #JUBILEE #BREXIT #RADIO #PLATTYJOOBS #FLIGHTOFTHECONCHORDS #TAIKAWAITITI #LIGHTYEAR #USDARTS #PDC #STEVEWRIGHT #DRWHO #ALEXLOWE #BINLEYMEGACHIPPY #WUTANGFOREVER #LFC #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #CBS #JERSEYSHORE #CAMILACABELLO #PITBULL #BIRMINGHAM2022 #COMMONWEALTH #PEAKYBLINDERS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

****Contains some material that could be considered offensive or trauma triggering. Listener disctretion is advised**** "ROSS KING. IS HE STILL ON LORRAINE?" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about BBC slots, enjoyable wiffle and the Second Coming. And have some hot biscuit chat too. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #LORRAINE #FOOTBALL #BISCUITS #10DOWNINGSTREET #PISSUP #BLACKADDER #POLITICS #SUEGRAY #MICHAELJACKSON #AVAWHITE #RAPTURE #CHOCKABLOCK #BARENAKEDLADIES #BUTTERY #HARRYSTYLES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"HAVE THE WIG ALL-TO-COCK, TAKE THE WOODEN TEETH OUT." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt look back upon a week of news of unrelenting misery with a brilliant gag on the ex-Duke of York and a US comic. They have their fingers on the pulse. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PM #SIRBEERKORMA #TEXASSHOOTING #UVALDE #GUNCONTROL #TRANSRIGHTS #ABORTION #SUPREMECOURT #THEQUEEN #RHS #BARENAKEDLADIES #PMQS #SUEGRAY #CHRISSYROCK #DICKCLARK #BABIES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"THE AMAZING NEW SIGNING FOR NEWCASTLE UNITED... IS GREG NORMAN." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt have worked out what Neil Parish was really Googling, look at a nuclear threat and bring a reggae/Cardiacs bent to Top Content with 80s nostalgia. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #RIGHTWINGMEDIA #GOODISONPARK #EFC #COURTARTIST #USDARTS #WORKWORKWORK #TRACTORCORN #NIZLOPI #PARTYGATE #BEERGATE #RADIATION #FOKAWOLF #CHOCKABLOCK #PETERGOSLING #CARDIACS #VICANDBOB #COMEDY #KITH #PODCASTS #NEIGHBOURS #KYLIE #WEARETHECHAMPIONS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"WE WERE BACK FROM LIVE-STREAMING A FUNERAL THIS MORNING." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt want to make a Bayeux Tapestry from the WAGatha Christie court sketches, take a scatological look at sport and congratulate a friend, contributor and listener of Top Content on their new job! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #DIZZINESS #COVID #DANWALKER #BIRTH #PAVILION #THEQUEEN #WAGATHACHRISTIE #ROONEY #BAYEUXTAPESTRY #EVERTON #FOOTBALL #LINEKER #CORDEN #RADIO1 #GEORDIEJUMPERS #LAURIEMCMENEMY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON NOTTINGHAMSHIRE. I LIKE NOTTINGHAMSHIRE. NOTTINGHAMSHIRE IS A GOOD COUNTY." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt return with tales of woe, joy with the return of county cricket, red puffa jackets, and manage to slip in a quick erotic book review at the end. They love you.#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #DOWNSTREAM #TALKTV #BIGDAWG #WESTWOOD #WETSWOOD #PIERS #SLIMEBALL #VAN #CAR #FASTSHOW #PAVILION #TRUMP #TWITTER #MoS #OLDHAM #EVERTON #EFL #PURDAH #NEWARK #JOSSACKLAND #ENGLANDCRICKET #STATATTACK #EROTICA #PAMAYRES #DORRIESIAN #ISIHAC #POSTCODELOTTERY #BURY #VAUXHALLMOTORSG *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"HE WOULD BE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO IF HE'D GOT GIVEN AN HONORARY DOCTORATE... WOULD THEN INSIST ON BEING CALLED DOCTOR." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt rename Loose Women, query the Americans' celebration of St Patrick's Day and review TV with a box of Peeps and bad financial advice. Contains Finnish athletes. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #PEEPS #JOHNOLIVER #CORBYN #HAM #OLIGARCH #TOPCONTENTCURSE #FLAGS #STPATRICKSDAY #JANZELEZNY #FEDERATIONOFSMALLBUSINESSES #CILLABLACK #JEREMYKYLE #MATTHEWGRAYGUBLER #THEMENTALIST #INVENTINGANNA #TOPGUN #SLACKTWATS #EVERTON #RINGOSTARR #YEMEN #GREGGS #KINGSLYNN #BURTON #PEAKYBLINDERS #LESDENNIS #STEPHENGRAHAM #CORRIE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I WANT JOHN CENA TO TAKE JUDI DENCH ROUGHLY FROM BEHIND." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt castigate Churchill, merge the DC Comics Universe with the Carla Lane Universe, and Chelsea are laughed at. All while Dan eats a bagel and Mike brings back memories of Pebble Mill. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #WRESTLING #WWE #CHURCHILL #UKRAINE #PARTRIDGE #DISNEY+ #OBIWANKENOBI #VISA #ACCESS #KOMPROMAT #POLITICALNARCISSISM #JOHNOLIVER #BRYANADAMS #TANTRICSEX #IMPEACHED #REGGIEPERRIN #JOHNCENA #PEACEMAKER #JUDIDENCH #BLACKADDER #PEAKYBLINDERS #THEBATMAN #CHELSEAFC #EVERTON #SKYSPORTSNEWS #BBCNEWS #INSURANCE #TEA #WORDLE #CORRIE #TAIKAWAITITI #REFUGEES #BIGTVS #JIMMYFALLON #WOGAN #PEBBLEMILL #JOHNLESLIE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I'M WRITING TO YOUTUBE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS VIDEO NOT BEING ACCURATE..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about how kids are dealing with the path to World War 3, argue about the Top 10 Manchester United goalkeepers and how Paul isn't dead. Yet. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #UKRAINE #GENDERREVEAL #PUTIN #FOOTBALL #GAZTOP #DANNYBAKER #CARTERUSM #CHELSEAFC #MUFC #EVERTON #LFC #HCAFC #CARABAOCUP #CHANNEL4 #MAFSA #YOUTUBE #FANTHEORY #PAULISDEAD #FALSEORTRUE #SHREWSBURYTOWN *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

009 BONUS EPISODE! This is for @shaunwkeaveny with a collaboration idea, and for the BBC to get Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt in to present The Media Show. Includes talk of invading Wales. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #NOTTINGHAM #SOUTHAMPTON #FOOTBALL #PETERCROUCH #PODCASTS #BBC #THENEWSQUIZ #THEMEDIASHOW #SHAUNKEAVNEY #MEERKATS #INVASION #WALES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IT IS PARENTING, ON A GEOPOLITICAL SCALE." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt correlate the tiny degrees of separation from the war in Ukraine by bringing in Jimmy Carr, Dion Dublin, and a UFC Champion to the conversation. They also send an untrained Ed Sheeran on a Mission to Moscow, via Jedward and a shed. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #UKRAINE #RUSSIA #WAR #PUTIN #CHINA #CARRYONEMMANUEL #MERKEL #STORMS #EUNICEHUTHART #GLADIATORS #SHED #HUTH #DADSARMY #TAKEMEOUT #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #MENINBLAZERS #COURAGE #WORCESTERCITY #PEAKYBLINDERS #THEKINGSMAN #TOTP #CROWDCAMPAIGN #METAVERSE #CONORMCGREGOR #SOFAS #INFLATION #SOUTHPARK #JEDWARD #CANADIANTRUCKERS #JAMESBLUNT #TOPCONTENTCURSE #JASONLEE #SING2 #ADAMBUXTON #THEBATMAN #LIVERPOOL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"CAN YOU IMAGINE IF KERRY KATONA GOT MARRIED TO KURT ZOUMA?" Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt talk pigs, cats, and the massively talented Walker family. Contains cocaine, The Krankies and Ukraine. Lock-in to lock-down by being locked-out with Top Content. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #THEKRANKIES #NYC #KERRYKATONA #CATOWNER #KURTZOUMA #HOUSEOFCOMMONS #THEBRITS2022 #HOOLIGANISM #COCAINE #DPING #UKRADIO #PLASTICSURGERY #JIMMYCARR #SACHSGATE #COLBERT #JOEROGAN #CRICKET #UKRAINE #THEVONBONDIES #DIETFASCISM #MONESKIN #GHOST #UNCHAINEDMELODY #WALKERBROTHERS #DANWALKER #PEANUTS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"PUTIN'S ABOUT TO INVADE DEVON..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt moan on marmalade, goalkeepers taking power in the UK and sing another West End/Broadway hit! Also contains audio of a cat's early morning motions. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #RAJAR #UKRADIO #PARLIAMENT #JIMMYSAVILE #DILF #PMQS #CIDER #COVID #LBC #JOB #PARLIAMENTARYPRIVILEGE #OLIVER! #KENNYEVERETT #RYLAN #ROCKPROFILE #OLIVERKAHN #REACHER *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IS REAL BRITAIN WITH DARREN GRIMES LIKE THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS?" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt celebrate Barry Cryer, propose Morrissey helps Adele in Vegas, and they play with Lego. They also pitch more shows to GBeebies, this time with retired British tennis pros and Radio 1 disc jockeys. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DANMORFITT #USCABLE #T20CRICKET #BARRYCRYER #TOPCONTENTCURSE #AFGHANHOUNDAIRLIFT #PARTYLINE #PARTYGATE #PARTYMAN #PARLIAMENT #10DOWNINGST #DOWNINONEST #THEDAYTODAY #LSSC #RUSSIA #UKRAINE #MORRISSEY #ADELE #MARKESMITH #SEARCHPARTYHBO #SEINFELD #FRIENDS #LEGO #HARRYPOTTER #JIGSAWS #WARNERBROSSTUDIOTOUR #COMINGTOAMERICA #BRITISHTENNIS #GRIMMY *ATopContentProduction.COM*

"THERE'S A MURKY TRANSPARANCY TO ALL OF THIS... IT'S LIKE THE FROSTED GLASS OF A BATHROOM WINDOW." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt are available to play tunes for any Government department that asks, they are DJs for hire. Includes spinning magma and never ending love for Nic Cage, with plenty of political misinformation to boot! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #RICKYGERVAIS #BORISJOHNSON #1922 #SUCCULENTCHINESEMEAL #THESIMPSONS #BARNARDCASTLE #GENERALELECTION #GOVTOFNATIONALUNITY #PIERREPOINT #SUEGRAY #DISINFORMATION #BBC #LEANNRIMES #NATIONALTREASURE #KATIEMELUA #TONGA #THEENDISNIGH #MOLTENCORE #MAGNETICFIELD #DJFORHIRE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I WOULD GIVE MY EYETEETH FOR MEDIOCRITY RIGHT NOW." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt put forth their plan to save English cricket, perform an autopsy on After Life and reveal what Eamonn Holmes might do before Breakfast on GBeebies. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #CRICKET #HARRYSTYLES #AFTERLIFE #NETFLIX #RICKYGERVAIS #GBNEWS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"BORIS WOULD BE LIKE A BULL IN A BULLS**T SHOP." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt explore what happens when a monarch dies, imagine the PM on daytime TV and propose that only writer & broadcaster Martin Kelner can save the Tories now. Includes transfer talk and Ariel's mighty hammering. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #SATIRE #AVFC #BORISJOHNSON #SUEGRAY #DEMARAIGRAY #BYOBS #PRINCEANDREW #ANDREW #ILFRACOMBE #BBC #YELLOWPERIL #FIGHTINGTALK #THEFALL #ALANPARTRIDGE #WILLANDGRACE #NOVAXDJOKOVIC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"HOW DO YOU THINK ALTERN-8 DID IT IN THE NINETIES?" Back for season 3, Mike and Dan question the New Year Honours List, pick out some baby names and discover the new ways to grow the listener base for Top Content. Plus, the usual cancel culture bobbins, Mike's COVID experiences and perfume ads. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #HCAFC #EVERTON #THEVOICE #TOTP #ALANIS #FOOFIGHTERS #SHEDSEVEN #COVID #TEASMAID #SWISSTONY #MATTHANCOCK #TLOG #GYM #UKRADIO #VOICETRACKING #PITBULL #CRICKET #THEASHES #TMS #CANCELCULTURE #NYETV #YEARSANDYEARS #ALANPARTRIDGE #PERFUMEADSFORSALE #THEDAYTODAY #NEWYEARSHONOURSLIST #EARLOBE #DADAISM #BABYNAMES #HOTTUBDATE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"THE STANDARDS HAVE FALLEN, THE VALUE HAS DROPPED." Mike & Dan can't be arsed with anything anymore so dismantle the state of reality by the way of Katrina and The Waves. And wonder why Aussie men can't stop crying. Featuring Alan Carr as the former editor of the Daily Mail. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #BORIS #PEPPAPIG #SKYNEWS #CIVILSERVICE #RITTENHOUSE #SUCCESSION #LINEOFDUTY #OFCOM #ALANCARR #ADELE #AUSSIEJOURNALISTS #CRYING #ALEXIWOBI #EVERTON #NOELEDMONDS #WALKLIKEAPANTHER #ALLSEEINGI #SHAUNWKEAVENY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"LET'S NOT FORGET, RAY STANTZ GETS A B*****B FROM A GHOST IN THE FIRST ONE." Mike & Dan face off on movies and give Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo a run for their money. A Northern Siskel and Ebert, if you will. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #TAKETHAT #GETBACK #THEBEATLES #PETERKAY #FACEOFF #MISSIONIMPOSSIBLE2 #KERMODEMAYO #WITTERTAINMENT #MCU #MARVEL #IMAX #GHOSTBUSTERSAFTERLIFE #MANUTD #IACGMOOH #CELEBRITY #QOS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"JACOB REES-MOGG GOT DOWN TO THE FINAL 10 TO BE IN STEPS AND THEN PETE WATERMAN SAID NO." Mike & Dan talk sexual predators, the 80s and having a mobile office. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #EIGHTIES #INFRASTRUCTURE #SEXUALPREDATORS #EURYTHMICS #CHERUBIM #SERAPHIM #HOMENATIONS #GIVEUSACLUE #IACGMOOH #CHILDACTORS #STEPS #VENGABOYS #SOCCERAM #EVERTON #BETTEMIDLER #DESKJET *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"LITERALLY." Mike & Dan talk terrorism, cronyism and racism. A surprisingly light, carefree podcast that will fill you with Teardrops. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #LIVERPOOL #TERRORISM #TAXI #FOURLIONS #CAMPERVAN #FENTON! #RACISTCRICKET #KOALA #TORYCORRUPTION #CRONYISM #ELISANDJOHN #EIGHTIES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I COULDN'T... WITHOUT SPLASHING IT ALL OVER MY FACE AND IN MY EYES." Mike & Dan chat about the latest UK Govt. bungle and Sir Ply Chayne-Isuze in the House of Lords. Plus, I'm A Celebrity ideas, a love for Brummie vacuum cleaners and the general unease of a North West City. Also includes a Hot Tub-date. Apologies to Michael Aspel in advance. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #TOPCONTENTCURSE #LIONELBLAIR #GIVEUSACLUE #CLIMATECHANGE #COP26 #BORISUNMASKED #OCCAMSRAZOR #JONHOLMES #RADIO4 #DAYTIMETV #ELECTRONIC #GEOFFREYCOXX #HOLIDAYS #IACGMOOH #RICHARDMADELEY #FOTC #MICHAELLEGGE #BIGBIRD #VAX #NOTANAD #ADBLUE #HOTTUPDATE #ALANPARTRIDGE #MANCHESTER #FOXDOGSTUDIOS #SIRPLYCHAINISSUES #LARRYANDPAUL #HAMSTERS #MICHAELASPEL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"ARE WE IN THE METAVERSE NOW?" Mike & Dan proffer alternative careers advice for the PM, push comedian Greg Davies for Parliament and ponder a Dark Knight taking on the Toon. All with, as expected, unashamed government corruption. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #TORYCORRUPTION #OWENPATERSON #TOPGEAR #TOPCONTENTCURSE #KEVINANDPERRY #COP26 #CNN #SIRDAVIDATTENBOROUGH #CRICKET #YORKSHIRE #RACISTS #METAVERSE #GYM #THEFALL #PRIVATEEYE #R4TODAY #GREGDAVIES #EDMILIBAND #TRUMP #JFKJR #MRQSHULL #CURB #HOLLYOAKS #CANS #NUFC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"BLACKPOOL - IT'S RIBBLE'D FOR YOUR PLEASURE." Mike & Dan sink cans, sing Camouflage and remember a great football man. Plus the Shipping Forecast as never heard before and the most unexpected end to a podcast you'll ever listen to. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #NORMANCOLLIER #WALTERSMITH #EVERTON #GERS #NMTB #SLIDINGDOORS #SHALLOWHAL #DELTAPLUS #CONVIVIALFRATERNALSPIRIT #SHIPPINGFORECAST #MPSSALARIES #INFLATION #SUPPLYCHAINSNAPPED #CANS #BOBURNHAM #CAMOUFLAGE #BLACKPOOL #SEWAGE #THEFALL #COLDPLAY #AIRNRPOD #ADVENTURESINPOD #FLOODING #BILLYJOEL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"SPINAL TAP'S, OR WILTSHIRE'S, STONEHENGE?" Mike & Dan drone on about New York's rivers, John Leslie's central heating and there's a underappreciated Kanye gag in there too. The state of the world is blamed on Jenny Powell.  #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PARTRIDGE #COVIDBOOSTER #TATU #CANS #DRONES #TOMANDJERRY #ATCQ #WIDNES #JUSTAMINUTE #SIRDAVIDAMESSMP #CAKE #POLITICALCLASS #HATTMANCOCK #COUNTRYFILE #BLACKBURNROVERS #GYLESBRANDRETH #ADELE #ALANHAWKSHAW #TOPCONTENTCURSE #COLINPOWELL #JENNYPOWELL #TOTP #6DEGREES #NICKYCAMPBELL #RADIATORS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"ARE WE TALKING METAPHORICAL, ARE YOU HAVING SOME SEXUAL PROBLEMS?" Mike & Dan talk oooooooh, fashion, turn to left. They impersonate Geordies too, sing a bit and rap about killer whales. Your weekly medicine because you are ill. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #SHATNERINSPACE #KIRK #FASHION #FASTFASHION #RETROSMELLS #COVIDREPORTUK #APACHE #SHAMELESS #SONGSOFPRAISE #ENERGYCRISIS #SHAUNWKEAVNEY #FLORIDA #GREASE #RRP #CATHERINECOOKSON #NUFC #FOOTBALL #POLICESQUAD #MICHAELSPICER #BLACKFISH #LITTLEMIX #MUFASA #HYPEMAN #EARWORM #OHRWURM #GLADYSKNIGHT #TOTP #FEARNECOTTON #CLONES #MORGANAROBINSON #ITVHUB *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I DID GET ALL TINGLY AT THAT POINT... ALTHOUGH I'D JUST HAD CREAM ON A GINGERBREAD LATTE." Mike & Dan review 007's latest movie and become Hollywood moguls, via Stoke and Lancastrian cobbled streets. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #THESOPRANOS #CATS #NOTIMETODIE #BOND25 #THEDARKKNIGHT #HOLLYWOOD #RYANREYNOLDS #BURSLEM #CORRIE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"10 YEARS ON, NOTHING'S CHANGED. THE RIOT ISN'T OVER." Genuine Warning - Mike & Dan talk about the murders of Sarah Everard and Sabina Nessa, and the nationwide riots of 2011. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #SARAHEVERARD #SABINANESSA #POLICE #2011RIOTS #PIERS #NOMINATIVEDETERMINISM #THEDAYTODAY #NOTIMETODIE #BOND25 *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IT CAN'T ALL JUST BE ABOUT DOING JOE WICKS." Mike & Dan talk Bond, Boris and Larry David at Anfield for the Man Citeh game... Or was it? #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #MOVIEPRODUCERS #FACEBOOK #BOND25 #NOTIMETODIE #TPC #BBCTODAY #SHADOWSFX #WWDITS #ROCKPROFILE #JAMIETHEAKSTON #NILSSON #COVID19 #HGV #ADAMBARLOW #CORRIE #HANSZIMMER #SEINFELD #LARRYDAVID #C4 #BBC #FONT #TYPEFACE #IACGMOOH #FREEBRITNEY #SPICEGIRLS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"MILK LORDSURALUN SUGAR DIRECTLY INTO YOUR TANK. YOU CAN USE A BACKHAND TECHNIQUE." Mike & Dan blame the UK Fool Fuel Crisis on Radio 1 favourites and market the phrase "Leave It For The People Who Need It". Also contains a holy car crash and the fact Arlo White has got a lovely lip mic. Plus, your Kiwi overlord. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #FOOLFUELCRISISUK #JERRYCAN #PHILMCCANN #SUGAR #PIGEONSTREET #RADIO1 #SOCIALISM #ENERGYDRINKS #CARCRASHINGPRIEST #HOLYJAGUAR #RKELLY #GBNEWS #LARRYANDPAUL #BREXIT #COBRAKAICRICKET #THEGRAUNIAD #GEOFFREYDURHAM #EPLNBC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"BRIDLINGTON'S GREATEST EVER ENTERTAINER, BY THE WAY." Mike & Dan fill up your tank with joy, fun and laughter with chat about 'It Ain't Half Hot, Mum' actors, The Courteeners resisting the obvious and Aussie funnymen. Plus, one of them's been on an eScooter. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #RKELLY #YOUBEARS #CRICKET #FOOLFUELCRISISUK #COVID #ESCOOTER #THECOURTEENERS #SQUIRL #DONESTELLE #MAFSUK #CELEBRITYAPPRENTICEAUSTRALIA #ROSSNOBLE #JIMJEFFERIES #BOOSTERSHOT #RUNTHERISK #FUNHOUSE #SCHUMACHER #THESTIG *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"THE LONDON MONARCHS HAD CLIVE ALLEN." Mike & Dan recap The Emmys, bring a bigot in to the Bake Off tent and big up Cannock. Mike & Dan are available for corporate gigs and discos. WARNING, CONTAINS PARTIAL NUDITY. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #TOPLESS #JERSEYCITYFIREDEPARTMENT #COVID #PHOENIXNIGHTS #ALMASNOTNORMAL #WESTMIDLANDS #PIAZZA #TOPCONTENTCURSE #BOYCIE #OFAH #ICET #SCOTTFRANK #EMMYS2021 #LATENIGHTUSTV #JAYLENO #PANELSHOWS #LASTWEEKTONIGHT #CONAN #COLBERT #RESERVATIONDOGSONFX #THECRIBS #BLOSSOM #SHAUNWKEAVENY #MICHAELACOEL #FOOTBALL #CRICKET #NEWJERSEYSTALLIONS #T20BLASTFINALS #GBBO #THEMOVE #ROYWOOD #NMTBUZZCOCKS #SKYONC #CORPORATEGIG *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I WOULD HAPPILY HAVE NORM MACDONALD BURIED IN MY HOT TUB." Mike & Dan bring you a Hot Tub-date via roasting regal PR, cricket and breaking noos from Australia. Beware the false ending - stop me, if you're never gonna give me up. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PRINCEPHILIP #BATTENBERG #ROYALPR #HOTTUBDATE #NORMMACDONALD #DONRICKLES #CAMPERVAN #TYVANASAURUSREX #PHOENIXNIGHTS #BREXITBUS #RICKASTLEY #THESMITHS #LANCASHIRE #CRICKET #YOUBEARS #FALSEENDING #BREAKINGNOOS #AUSTRALIA #CHINA #SUMBARINE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IT'S STILL ATTACHED, IT'S MORE OF AN ARCHIPELAGO AT THIS POINT." "IT'S ANGLESEY." Mike & Dan audition for Rupert Murdoch's new TV channel, discuss Dynasty and Premier League footballers' waking up habits. Plus some Grace Kelly. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #OLDMANACHES #GYM #RONALDO #CR7 #GBNEWS #TOPCONTENTCURSE #THEMEDIASHOW #SLADE #HAIRTRANSPLANT #CABINETRESHUFFLE #GENERALELECTION #SUBMARINE #METGALA #BRUCEFORSYTH #TALKTV #AUDITION #NICKIMINAJ #PRIVATEEYE #SIMONMCCOY #DYNASTY #MIKA #THEVOICE #GRACEKELLY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"HAVE YOU HEARD THE DUCK?" Mike & Dan demolish Tory Tax rises via The Water Hole in Erinsborough, talking ducks and apocalyptic zoo action movies that Gerard Butler should make. Plus, Satan and ABBA. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #AUSSIEDUCK #LOUCARPENTER #ABBA #SATANTICTEMPLE #THEFALL #TORYTAX #OATCAKE #PETERCAPALDI #OFAH #ZOOTRAGEDY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"WHAT DID SHE DO, SCAT EVERYWHERE? AND I DON'T MEAN IN THE JAZZ STYLE." Mike & Dan talk The Chester Sting and Double Open University via Neo Anderson, a Dudley sitcom and Married At First Sight. You're not supposed to understand this pre-amble, it's here to intrigue. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #WILDBASIN #OPENUNIVERSITY #MATRIX4 #FOOFIGHTERS #NANDIBUSHELL #TOPCONTENTCURSE #DALLAS #BRIANCONLEY #LINEOFDUTY #VIGIL #MARRIEDATFIRSTSIGHT #MAFSUK #NAKEDATTRACTION *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"RING YOUR BELLS FOR ORMSKIRK!" Mike & Dan pillory American sports management and praise the emerging Yankee cricket scene. Again. Honestly, just watch it so Dan can shut up about it. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #EPL #EVERTON #LEEDS #FOOTBALL #CRICKET #MiLCUSA #THEHUNDRED #MLS #NEWYORKREDBULLS #HURRICANEHENRI #LANCASHIRE #ORMSKIRK #OMOGC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"COVENTRY WOULD ALWAYS MAKE ME S**T MYSELF." Mike & Dan attempt to rant about soccer but they natter about UK Radio instead, Kitchen Discos and Xmas hit, 'Stop The Cavalry'. And ghosts don't exist. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANT #MLS #BBCJUSTICE #MiLCUSA #MINORLEAGUECRICKET #RADIO #UKRADIO #KITCHENDISCO #CRAIGDAVID #SOPHIEELLISBEXTOR #TONYBLACKBURN #JONALEWIE #STOPTHEPIGEON #CARTOONS #COVENTRY #GHOSTS #TALLPAUL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"NEVERMIND GOD, HE'S LIKE THE QUEEN." Mike & Dan pick apart parliament over Afghan indecision, unintentionally insult Tottenham supporters and have a drink with a Lineker. With mentions of Last of the Summer Wine and your cat eating you. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #VICANDBOB #CATS #CATATTACK #NORABATTY #COMEDYCOMMONS #SCRAPPYDOO #JASONDOZZELL #R2EHETFACKIS #ELTEL #TOPCONTENTCURSE #BASEMENTJAXX *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"WE HAD TO WAIT. WE COULDN'T PULL OUT AS SOMEONE WAS REVERSING THE BATMOBILE" Mike & Dan deliver an outstanding lifehack, finally name the VW Campervan charabanc and dump on eScooters. Plus, you'll discover that Downtown LA is hillier than Sheffield. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LEGOLAND #MERLINPASS #GRANADASTUDIOTOURS #LIFEHACK #CAMPERVAN #THEOPEN #GOLF #DARTS #ASTONMARTIN #JAGUAR #JAMESBOND #BATMOBILE #ESCOOTERS #DOMINOSPIZZA #FALAFEL #NISA *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IS THEY THE ONES WHO MAKE THE MAYONNAISE, MUNGO?" Mike & Dan have killed another well loved celebrity with the #TOPCONTENTCURSE. Sorry. They also sing like pop frauds, solve the turmoil in Afghanistan and learn the difference between a bank, a shore and a coast. Important stuff. Oh, and Legoland. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MILLIVANILLI #TOPCONTENTCURSE #UNASTUBBS #GIVEUSACLUE #AFGHANISTAN #LEGOLAND #CALIFORNIA #SOUTHPARK #DIDO #PERCYTHESTREAKER #HUMANASPARAGUS #FRIENDS #TRAINSPOTTING #SMOKEYANDTHEBANDIT #ARRESTEDDEVELOPMENT *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IT'S A POSITIVE SPIN ON HARBOUR LIGHTS." Mike & Dan do Nancy Reagan proud saying NO TO DRUGS. Plus, young Olympians, Yankee Cricket and a pint before football. And a multi-layered "Very Rotherham" gag. Remixed this week by DJTonyBenn. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #OLYMPICS #TWEENAGERS #SKYBROWN #ATTENBOROUGH #GBNEWS #USACRICKET #MILC #MINORLEAGUERCRICKET #THEHUNDRED #NJSTALLIONS #EUROPEANCLUBCRICKET #PAULDANIELS #MICHAELBALL #NICKBERRY #HARBOURLIGHTS #CANNABIS #VAPING #SMOKINGBAN #JOLLYRANCHERS #DJTONYBENN #CATS #COCAINE #SCOUSEPUBS #LOCALNEWS #JIMMYNSUBUGA #METRO #STEVETHEICES #VERYROTHERHAM #CAMPERVAN #BRUCESPRINGSTEEN #THEBOSS #LAUNDRYHACK #BARRYMORE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"MY GRANDAD KNEW IDI AMIN." Mike & Dan streamline the world's greatest sporting competition, revive The Alan Parsons Project and deliver a good rowing gag. They also pose the question, "Can you draw a picture of Jason Mohammed?" #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RNLI #PRITI #REFUGEES #QUESERASERA #IDIAMIN #MRSBROWNSBOYS #KEVINBACON #MRBLOBBY #OLYMPICS #HAZELIRVINE #BOOTHSCOUNTRY #PRESTON #CULTUREWARS #HUMANBATTLESHIPS #THEHUNDRED #CRICKET #THEFALL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"BERNIE'S DEAD NOW." Mike & Dan talk pigs, King Ralph and losing your UNESCO World Heritage Status and question where the heck Sue Cook is. Again. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #CHINESETAKEAWAY #REFUGEES #RNLI #LIFEBOATS #BORIS #UMBRELLA #KINGRALPH #DEC #CIN #DUALIPA #PETERANDRE #WAXWORKS #LITTLEMIX #TOPCONTENTCURSE #WORLDHERITAGESTATUS #SCOUSE #KEVINBACON #PIGS #HARRISONFORD *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"DON'T PARK ON THE SLIPWAY." Mike & Dan would like to apologise again for the painful listen ahead; Dan was rockin' out in Cleveland. Still, top content comes with mentions of Chaka Demus, hedgehogs and McCain's potato genius. Plus, an update about the Worst Campervan on Earth. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #TRIPTYCH #CAMPERVAN #CHAKADEMUS #THEJAG #ROOF #SULTANSOFPING #POLTERGEIST #FREDDINEAGE #RADIO4COMEDY #ROCKHALL #ROCKANDROLLHALLOFFAME #GERMANYBELGIUMFLOODS #ENDOFDAYS #BALLYWATTICOCK #BRUCESPRINGSTEEN #THEBOSS #MCCAINS #MICROCHIPS #SEGA #BOTTOM #THESTREETS *ATopContentProduction - TCP*

"ISOLATING IN IPSWICH" Mike & Dan would like to apologise for the painful listen ahead; Dan was on location in Ohio. Still, you get top content on pings, Denis Norden and F**king in a Field. Coming soon to Channel 5. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LITTLERICHARD #CORONAVIRUS #ORGIES #LOKI #MCU #PALAVER #PINGED #GBNEWS #DENISNORDEN #KATIEHOPKINS #F**KINGINAFIELD #STIRLINGALBION *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

Mike, Dan and special guest star wrap up an unholy trinity of bonus Top Content episodes with North East pastry goods, North West comic commissions and You-Know-Who. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #VOLDEMORT #RALPHFIENNES #SERAFINOWICZ #WESANDERSON #TELETUBBIES #JEREMYVINE #STEVEWRIGHT #PETERKAYINHISTORY #CLINTONBAPTISTE #GBNEWS #CRIMINALMINDS #JAMIROQUAI #CORRIE #THEFALL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

Mike & Dan are joined again by a special guest in the 2nd bonus Top Content episode as part of a three part work. It was almost titled, 'I am Sue Barker and I am Woman'. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #CHOCOLATEBITCOINS #OURFRIENDSINTHENORTH #VOICEOVER #QOS #LIGHTENTERTAINMENT #KATYPERRY #PEEPSHOW #DOMEBADTHINGS #AVP #HP #TOTP #WILDHEARTS #THEFALL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

Mike & Dan are joined by a special guest in a special triptych of bonus Top Content episodes. Expect a lot of talk about 'De Eighties'. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #ENGLAND #ITALY #ORTHOPEDICS #GAZZA #ALISONHAMMOND #SUNDERLAND #STOKE #BRUCESPRINGSTEEN #BIGFUN #80S #ZOOM #CAMPERVAN #C&A #HOTTUBDATE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IN THE NEXT SEASON OF LINE OF DUTY, I WANT ROY WALKER TO PLAY TED HASTINGS' BROTHER." Mike & Dan bring you aural treats with a housecat, discuss North Lincolnshire's greatest town and how you need to separate the art from the artist. ALWAYS. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #CATS #ASMR #TRUMP #PLANT #MOON #BORISHOHNSON #CLARKSONSFARM #SCUNTHORPE #IRON #SUFC #TOMHOOPER #PHILREDMOND #SEINFELD #SEPARATEARTANDSRTIST #LINEOFDUTY #CRACKER *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A DUFF FILL FROM RINGO STARR" Mike & Dan conflate legendary skin thumpers with gland stimulation, Barbra and talk up the acting talent shown by the presenter of TV's Big Break. No, not John Virgo. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RINGO #PRESSOFFICER #ROYORBISON #SEXTOYS #THEBEATLES #STREISANDEFFECT #OASIS #TRUMP #NEILARMSTRONG #MOON #WHAM #JIMDAVIDSON #COLORMEKUBRICK #CATSICK *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN SHOT?" Mike & Dan ponder on philosophy, man up for Mbappe and watch Coronation Street with laser like intensity... FOR YOUR PLEASURE. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #CAMPERVAN #VWTRANSPORTER #TRIGGER #ROGERLLOYDPACK #PHILOSOPHY #INNUENDO #MITCHELLBROS #EV #EURO2020 #MAGICMONDAY #FOOTBALL #MBAPPE #FOLLOWYOURLOCALTEAM #WEATHERFIELDCOUNTY #CORRIE #LINMANUELMIRANDA #INTHEHEIGHTS #RINGOSTARR *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"LADS HAVE LOVED IT. THEY'VE DONE SOME 18 POSES HANGING OUT THE SIDE OF IT." Mike & Dan cut other people's hair whilst musing on the lack of one Totally F**king Hopeless Health Secretary in the Cabinet. Plus news on THE CAMPERVAN. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SAJIDJAVID #VWTRANSPORTER #CAMPERVAN #CRICKET #BASEBALL #CHRISWHITTY #HATTMANCOCK #MATTCHANCOCK #BOBWILSON #BARBER *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"MAD COW COW-VID, IT COULD HAPPEN." Mike & Dan explore the influence of Daniel and Natasha Bedingfield's music on a post-pandemic world, make more pertinent predictions and warn popular beat combo The Courteeners. Plus, an Hot Tub Update #HotTubdate. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #GBNEWS #DANWOTON #DANIELBEDINGFIELD #NATASHABEDINGFIELD #MESCALINE #THECARPENTERS #EVERTON #SPURS #BTTF #ENGLAND #BEERSNAKE #EDGBASTON #WEMBLEY #WINTERLOCKDOWN #TOTALLYFUCKINGHOPELESS #THEFALL #DARTS #NOSTRADUMBASS #NOSTRADICKUS #F9 #KNIGHTMARE #MADCOWVID #THECOURTEENERS #HOTTUBDATE #FALSEECONOMY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"ZOLTAR WAS THE FAIRGROUND EQUIVALENT OF JEFFREY EPSTEIN." Mike & Dan go for GB News via a dating app just for people from Lancashire, a hot air balloon and a camping carry on in a total charabanc. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BURTONS #SUITS #BIG #CAROLGEESCANDLES #CAMPING #CAMPERVAN #HOTAIRBALLOON #BENITEZ #EVERTON #OLLYMURS #MANUTD #GBNEWS #RISEC4 #LANCASHIREDATINGAPP #MAXHEDROOM #SHREDDEDWHEAT *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

The most epic TOP CONTENT ever. Mike & Dan, as 2 white middle class heterosexual men, solve racism and bring in a new era of sexual and gender equality by posing questions like; "DONALD, WHY'S YOUR TROUSERS?" "WHAT ABOUT THE POTHOLES, CHIPPY TITS?" "WHAT'S STOPPING YOU FROM GOING THE FULL WOGAN?" "WHO ELSE HAS MICHAEL SHEEN SEAN BEAN?" and the statement of 2021,  "MY C**K, SOME TIMES, HAS BEEN CONFUSED FOR TILDA SWINTON." Enjoy; like, subscribe and share. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BEIGEFOOD #COVID19UK #VACCINATION #SHAKESPEARE #COPAAMERICA #ESPORTS #USMNT #DRAGONSDEN #TRUMP #TROUSERS #RAGGYDOLLS #CARLOMACCA #SCOUSE #CHIPPYTITS #LIZARDS #UKRADIO #RYLAN #MADMEN #WIG #WOGAN #HOTWATER #FUTUREWORM #STTNG #LOKI #DISNEYPLUS #JONHAMM #TWINS #HEARTBEAT #MISSIONIMPOSSIBLE #OFAH #CORRIE #SEANBEAN #MICHAELSHEEN #BAFTAS #THECROWN *A Top Content Production.com - TCP*

"EAMONN HOLMES? AND A HEALTH APP?" Mike & Dan do some proper journalism, like, look at the world's best example of Plutarch's Ship of Theseus paradox in a rusted VDub and sing like Bryan Ferry at a Parliamentary Committee meeting. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BORIS #CUMMINGS #CONTEMPT #JL #JUSTICELEAGUE #HATTMANCOCK #THEWINTERSOLDIER #PIZZA #VW #CAMPERVAN #HOTTUB #OFAH #CRICKET #ENGVNZ #JOURNALISM #BIRMINGHAM #CAZ *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"WHERE'S MY MEDAL?" Mike & Dan talk about the pre-alcopop alcopop of choice, kicking Pep and parking in the metropolises of England's North West. Wearing Thomas Gravesen's one and only suit. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #STEVIEWONDER #FOOTBALL #CARLO #EFC #EVERTON #MD2020 #PARKING #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #EFL #BOBBYBROWN *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IF FANS ARE NEVER ALLOWED IN TO A FOOTBALL MATCH AGAIN IN THIS COUNTRY, THAT WAS WORTH IT." Mike & Dan go to Mars via Longbridge and end up at Eurovision via the rough streets of Salford. A typical movin' groovin' jivin' drivin' Top Content episode then. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #DAVIDATTENBOROUGH #TOPCONTENTCURSE #ROVER #BUZZFM #UKRADIO #BIRMINGHAM #KOOLAID #FOOTBALL #BILLYJOEL #MANCHESTER #CRYSTALMAZE #ESCAPEROOM #SALFORDLADSCLUB #CORRIE #CORONATIONSTREET #DANIELKITSON #EASTENDERS #JULIASTHEME #DUFFDUFFS #MARTINBASHIR #PiL #EUROVISION #AMANDAHOLDEN #BEVERLYHILLSCOP #BILLBAILEY #RICKWAKEMAN #MICHAELBALL #WOLVERINE #JURYDUTY #AMYL #SUEDE *ATopContentProduction.com*

"WERE CHAS AND DAVE ON BAND AID?" Mike & Dan welcome you in to Carrie Symonds' Voodoo Lounge for Jazz, Music Mondays and lots of Songs of Praise. Delightfully eclectic chat. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #CHASNDAVE #GAZA #BELARUS #BOND #SPURS #BOOKERT #THEBEATLES #THOMASTHETANKENGINE #BRIGHTEYES #CARRIESYMONDSVOODOOLOUNGE #DOMINICCUMMINGSTHREADS #RASPUTIN #BONEYM #ALANPARTRIDGE #BBC #BASHIR #BAKER #SONGSOFPRAISE #THORAHIRD #GREENLAND #DAVIDATTENBOROUGH *ATopContentProduction.com*

NO CONTEXT, NO CONSTRAINTS, NO COMMENT Mike & Dan bring you The Best of Top Content, Season Two, So Far in what we believe is a world's first. This is the first ever Découpé podcast using the cut-up technique of William S. Burroughs, Thom Yorke and David Bowie. A remix of Top Content that has gone before! Listen to the full episodes from the excerpts here in your usual #podcast app by going to podfollow.com/TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BESTOF #CUTUP #DECOUPE #BOWIE #NOCONTEXT #NOCONSTRAINTS #NOCOMMENT #WELCOME *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"EVERY TIME I'M IN BLOOMINGDALE'S, I NEED A MASSIVE DUMP... BUT YEAH, DEPARTMENT STORES ARE DEAD." Mike & Dan inform you about Ilfracombe, the wrong reporting on 'the death of the High Street' and Fortnite. That'll get us a few clicks. Plus one of them has a new job! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #DREAMJOB #MIGHTYFLAV #ILFRACOMBE #CRICKET #SEAGULLS #FORTY #TRAINSPOTTING #SOCIALLIFE #DEBENHAMS #RETAIL #HIGHSTREET #COVENTRY #BLOOMINGDALES #FORTNITE #WOGAN #BRUCE *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"A BIT OF WHITE GUILT... I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE NEW COLDPLAY ALBUM. SORRY." Mike & Dan yapp about the spawn of The Beach Boys, bigots, and thirsty politicians. Plus there's confusion over Rugby League stadia. Chippy Chips! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #TORIES #UNITEDIRELAND #INDEPENDENTWALES #FREESCOTLAND #LITTLEENGLAND #MORECAMBEANDWISE #NICOLASTURGEON #GILLIAN #BIGOT #GORDONBROWN #TEXTURELIKESUN #HULLCITY #CHAMPIONS #WHODOYOUTHINKYOUARE #ADVENTURESINPOD #WHITEPRIVILEGE #WILSONPHILLIPS #LABOUR #DARRENDUTTON #NEWS #FREAKYEATERS #TRUMP #THIRSTYPOLITICIANS #AMERICA #COVID #VACCINATION #RL *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"AGAIN, THAT'S LOUIS WALSH'S FAULT... WELL, HE DIDN'T PICK JERMAINE JENAS FOR ENGLAND, DID HE, TO BE FAIR?" Mike & Dan trash chat celeb journalism via ex Spurs midfielders and love for the grandad in The Princess Bride. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #FREEBR***EY #CELEBRITYJOURNALISM #PAULDACRE #COLUMBO #THEPRINCESSBRIDE #MATTGOSS #LINEOFDUTY #THEONESHOW #JERMAINEJENAS #THISTIME #ALANPARTRIDGE #SIMONFARNABY *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"HE'S A VILLAN (sic) THROUGH AND THROUGH." Mike & Dan manage to conflate fans invading Old Trafford with the end of Line of Duty and involve Dion Dublin. Obviously. They talk post, Partridge and the greatest film of all time too. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #COLBERTREPORT #BBC #MUFC #LINEOFDUTY #TATTOOS #THEWIRE #SHERLOCKHOLMESUNDERTHEHAMMER #JIMMYNESBITT #BAFTA #STEVEORAM #OCCHEALTH #BRUMMIE #ROYALMAIL #SUBPOSTMASTERS #CORPORATE #CAPITALISM #ROMA #ALANPARTRIDGE #THISTIME #PADDINGTON2 *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"... AND HIS MATE WALKS UP AND GOES 'B O O S H'... BAD DAY FOR HIS MASCULINITY THERE." Mike & Dan bring silence to podcasts, talk about the old young men of Hip Hop and lager, lager, lager. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SILENCE #JOHNCAGE #433 #SQUARESPACE #FARROWANDBALL #MUNLIV #SUPERLEAGUE #GLAZERSOUT #BBC #BLOSSOMS #SKOL #TONELOC #SNOOPDOGG #QTIP #PHARRELL #LOUISWALSH #HCAFC #LARRYSANDERS #BSL *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"HALF WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE, SHE TURNS IN TO DUST. WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT? WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT??" Mike & Dan watch too much TV and are qualified to talk about superheroes, bent cops and Mr Tumble. Friends? With MASSIVE SPOILERS for Line of Duty, Disney +'s Marvel shows and The Bay off of ITV. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SPOILERS #LINEOFDUTY #BENIDORM #LINEOFDUTYFREE #ELDORADO #RADIOANORAK #STEVEWRIGHT #THEBAY #MORECAMBE #MRTUMBLE #BALLKISSANGEL #THESIMPSONS #TRAVELMAN #GORDONRAMSAY #FFS #MARVEL #MCU #DISNEY+ #TFAWS #CAPTAINAMERICA #SEINFELD #WANDAVISION #LOKI #TAMWORTH *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"I'M THE BERNIE MADOFF OF LEISURE PURSUITS." Mike & Dan bring you their thoughts on other frankly more popular podcasts with RuPaul AND Ludacris impressions plus get an update on the North West's newest tourist attraction, an already knackered hot tub. 5ive, whacha waiting 4?  #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #HOTTUPDATE #WASPS #SUPERLEAGUE #CATPODCAST #TRUECRIME #KROENKEOUT #LUDACRIS #F9 #THEFASTANDTHEFURIOUS #CRIMINALNDS #RUPAUL #DRAGRACE #MICHELLEVISAGE #GOGGLEBOX #5IVE #HUMANLEAGUE #RITASUEANDBOBTOO #LINEOFDUTY *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"EVERYWHERE'S GOT A BIN. THAT'S INSTANT MARKETING." Mike & Dan bounce from West Midlands' porn emporiums to COVID via ABBA and our favourite Mayor of London candidate. Contains unironic love of Russ Abbot. Let the listeners pile high in their thousands. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #DRILL #SIRBOBBYROBSON #QUISLINGS #SUPERLEAGUE #LFC #NUFC #HCAFC #BIRMINGHAM #PORN #CUMMINGS #BORIS #RUSSABBOT #BELLEMBERG #CHIPANDDALE #RESCUERANGERS #THECROWN #COUNTBINFACE #COVID19 #MAGNACARTA #INDIA #GARYBARLOW #DOYLYCARTE #DONOVAN #NEIGHBOURS #ABBA #LARRYANDPAUL *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"MOVED TO... MILTON KEYNES WITH THE DAD OF THE DARKNESS. ERM, THE BAND THAT IS, NOT GENERAL EVIL." Mike & Dan (going on for longer than ever before in a BUMPER XL special) recorded this before football's European Super League of Doom was cancelled. Already dated, it's worth listening to as Spurs is a punchline. Spurs is always the punchline. And this podcast ends on the cobbles. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SUPERLEAGUE #FOOTBALL #SOCCER #AVENGERS #SKEMUTD #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #FOOTBALLUNCOVERED #PETERLOO #YAZOO *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"APPARANTLY, THERE WILL BE A TRICKLEDOWN TOWARDS THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR IN SOME FORM OF PARACHUTE PAYMENTS." Mike & Dan (going on for longer than ever before in a BUMPER XL special) talk cake, communism and Quilloughby. Plus a theory on Alan Partridge and organised crime and the final hot tub chat in the Hot T-Update. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #COLINTHECATERPILLAR #CUTHBERTTHECATERPILLAR #M&S #ALDI #SUPERLEAGUE #MYTWODADS #TMWRNJ #COMMUNISM #LINEOFDUTY #HIGNFY #HOTTUPDATE #HOTTUBCHAT #PRINCEPHILIP #THESIMPSONS #MORRISSEY #ALANPARTRIDGE #THEFASTSHOW *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"TO DO WHAT? TO DO WHAT?" Mike & Dan ponder on, in hushed tones; Pink Floyd B-Sides, David Cameron's shed and Greenclaw's Greenhouse. Plus, they manage to link Paul Oakenfold to Alan Bennett, via Ghostbusters, whilst writing the Top Content Commandments. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #FOREHEADS #GREENCLAWS #CRICKET #EVENINGSTANDARD #MRSMERTON #LOBBYING #PMOFFICE #PAULOAKENFOLD #GHOSTBUSTERS #ALANBENNETT #CORRUPTION #COLLUSION #PINKFLOYD #MCCARTHY #MORALABSOLUTES #COMMANDMENTS #MASTERCHEF #PRINCEPHILIP *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"IT LOOKS LIKE A CHANNEL 5 FATAL ATTRACTION." Mike & Dan talk about meditating on astral planes, ex Southampton managers and getting confused between musical artists and inexpensive kitchen gadgets made for one specific task. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #HOTTUBCHAT #CAMPERVAN #GYM #PRINCEPHILIP #NEWSCOMMENTARY #CRICKET #RADIO1 #NICKGRIMSHAW #GRIMMY #LAURIEMCMENEMY #BEHINDHEREYES #U2 #ROYALTIES #DMX #JML #JLS *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"THE CONTENT WAS TOP, BUT THE CHAIR WAS SQUEEKING." Mike & Dan celebrate the opening of English pubs, plus penetrants and a trip to Rod Hull's Pink Windmill. With apologies to Line of Duty viewers. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NETFLIX #MYSPACE #WD40 #HAIKU #PB #COVID19 #INDIANTAKEAWAY #HOTTUBCHAT #LINEOFDUTY #PRINCEPHILIP #GOGGLEBOX #PINKWINDMILL *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"THE CLOSEST SHE'S BEEN IS MAGHULL." Mike & Dan know their core demographic well. They dismantle Michael Aspel's brilliant career, dissect Line of Duty's accents and Mike won't shut up about hot tubs. This is a podcast for the 'asses.  All from another attempt at LIVE STREAMING. Of course, it doesn't go well. Watch the video on YouTube now. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #HOTTUB #SOLERO #SATIRE #ITVTELETHON #MICHAELASPEL #HUGHSCULLY #ANTIQUESROADSHOW #MICHAELPARKINSON #MIKEMYERS #LINEOFDUTY #SHREK #THESUICIDESQUAD #CASHINTHEATTIC *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"IT'S WHAT THEY DO IN THE FAROES." Mike & Dan attempt another LIVE STREAM. Of course, it doesn't go well. Brilliant Easter song choices, far after the event, and hot tubs get mentioned for an eternity. This is a podcast for the masses. Watch the video on YouTube now. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #JACUZZI #HOTTUB #REPUBLICOFIRELAND #CATARRH #TIMCAHILL #CRIMEA #BBCALBA #ALMAZ #EASTER #THATSLIFE #THEGREATESTRIFFS *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"DID YOU KNOW HUW EDWARDS WAS WELSH?" Mike & Dan attempt another LIVE STREAM. Of course, it doesn't go well. June Sarpong's lip gloss, Dermot O'Leary's Cold War and Lady Gaga get honorable brief mentions. Watch the video on YouTube now. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LIVESTREAM #YOUTUBE #BEER #PITBULL #MIKEREED #MIKEREID #911 #TUXEDO #JOEMACE #JEDWARD #JEREMYEDWARDS #MENTALHEALTH #VIRILE #MORRISSEY #HOTTUB #LADYGAGA #LIZZO #STEAMPUNK #RESIDENTEVIL #LAZERS #JEANMICHELJARRE #BLUEDOT #CAMPERVAN #JUNESARPONG #LINEOFDUTY *A Top Content Production - TCP*

" I DON'T WANT TO BE A MISOGYNIST, WHICH IS LIKE, 'I'M NOT RACIST, BUT...' " Mike & Dan work out Boris' best position in the new world of turnip bartering and they will blow your mind with a TV format that will make West Bromwich's 24hr Greggs look pedestrian in comparison.  LIVE STREAM ON YOUTUBE, TUESDAY 6TH APRIL 7.30pm ish BST #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BORIS #ARCURI #MISOGYNIST #SWISSTONI #MINISTERIALCODE #NOLANPRINCIPLES #CABINETBRIEFINGROOM #SNL #KARRENBRADY #PAULPESCHISOLIDO #DCFC #FARMVILLE #ANIMALCROSSING #TURNIPS #TURNIPTALK #BLACKADDER #ISLEOFMAN #MINDHORN #MANXCHAT #MANCSONMANX *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"I DON'T THINK EVEN BATMAN WOULD GO ROUND CROXTETH OR NORRIS GREEN BECAUSE HE WOULD GET ABSOLUTELY BATTERED." Mike ponders a Scouse Bruce Wayne with an EXCLUSIVE audio essay on DC and Marvel films while Dan, in a podcast FIRST, books his COVID19 vaccination shot appointment. Mike & Dan are pioneers of this medium. LIVE STREAM ON YOUTUBE, TUESDAY 6TH APRIL 7.30pm ish BST #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SCOTLAND #DAVIDLAMMY #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #VACCINATION #MOT #NFT #LIBRARYMUSIC #ZACKSNYDERSJUSTICELEAGUE #SNYDERCUT #THEDAYTODAY #BBCFOUR #DC #MARVEL #BATMANISASCOUSER #F9 #PUBSOPEN #APRIL12 #COSTCOBAKERY #TALKINGHEADS *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"IT'S A RELEASE OF MODERN TENSION," "GOOD NAME FOR A BAND, THAT." Mike & Dan witter on about football and Non-Fungible Tokens. Not sure really, i haven't listened to this one. LIVE STREAM ON YOUTUBE, TUESDAY 6TH APRIL 7.30pm ish BST #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MLS #LAFC #NYRB #WILSONPHILLIPS #HCAFC #AFC #FOOTBALL #SOCCER #NORNIRON #LIVESTREAM #THERAPY #MODERNTENSION #NFT #APHEXTWIN #INFOMERCIAL #DAVIDLAMMY #LBC #NONLEAGUEFOOTBALL *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"WE'RE NEVER HAVING OFFICES AGAIN." Mike & Dan protect journalism by being relevant in an increasingly irrelevant world. They're a self-fulfilling parody that descends in to Gary. You'll like Gary. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENPOD #WUHAN #BUSTARHYMES #COVID19 #NZ #BBC #BOOMRADIO #MEEDJA #MARKANDLARD #BOOTHSCOUNTRY #LOCALTAXES #UKBREAKUP #CORPORTATEAWAYDAYS #GARY #THEDAYTODAY *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S LAYERED. IT'S LIKE A DELICIOUS ONION." Mike & Dan hit their target demographic with mentions of Old Mother Riley, Boyzone and Dougie Donnelly. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #JOEPESCI #BOYZONE #STELLASTREET #JOHNSESSIONS #TERRYJONES #OLDMOTHERRILEY #MONTYPYTHON #LIFEOFBRIAN #MUSICHALL #TARGETDEMO #WETBANDITS #HOMEALONE #LINEOFDUTY #KELLYMACDONALD #DOUGIEDONNELLY #MANLIKEMOBEEN #GUZKHAN #BBC #POLITICIANSLOGIC #MOTD #THISMORNING #TVC #MEDIACITY #MANCTOPIA #BERLIN *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"I DON'T THINK THE DOWNING STREET BRIEFING ROOM IS AS GOOD AS THE CAMPERVAN THAT I'VE JUST BOUGHT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A SINK." Mike & Dan go CHIS and talk cats, campervans and their upcoming live streaming episode. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BEARD #LIVESTREAMINGSOON #GODSIT #UK #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #PHE #CAMPERVAN #VANLIFE #STAYCATION #HUTH #CABINETREFURB #AC12 #LINEOFDUTY #CHIS #HEAT #MEOWTALK #CATCHAT #DAVIDBECKHAM #SOCCERAID #MICHAELCAINE #JOHNSESSIONS *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"EVERYTHING JUST FEELS LIKE YOU'RE ON AN ENDLESS TREADMILL TOWARDS DEATH. IT'S LIKE TOY STORY 3." Mike & Dan ponder on H's identity, have a feline visit and end on a James Bond cliffhanger. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BLOODCLOTS #VACCINATION #COVID19 #WHITTY #JEANCLAUDEVANTAM #TORYCROWING #LINEOFDUTY #LINEOFDUTY6 #LODBBC #H #AITCH #ASHTAG #THEFALL #MARKESMITH #OFFENSIVECODULSTERACCENT #EELS #DICKOUT #HASTINGSIN #MC5 #JEDMERCURIO #WAISTCOAT #EVENTTELEVISION #WIMBLEDON #LIFEATHYPERSPEED #AINSLEYHARRIOTT #SEANBEAN #BOND #GOODIES #MABEL *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"IT'S THE SLOWEST GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY EVER, AND IT'S HAPPENED IN FRONT OF OUR VERY EYES." Mike & Dan compare the Leader of the Opposition to a former Crystal Palace & England footballer and big up the French. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MODERNBRITAIN #GB #INEPTITUDE #CORRUPTION #COVID19 #SIRKIERSTARMER #PMQS #GEOFFTHOMAS #THEFINALTHIRD #APATHY #SHADEOFGREY #NONBINARY #MONTELJORDAN #VIVALAFRANCE! *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"DON'T FORGET, DON'T EVER FULL BEAM. DON'T EVER." **Warning - Discussion about murder in this episode** Mike & Dan take a wild gallop through the week's events in a pish news digest so you don't have to. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BORISVAINYA #NEWNUKES #TOASTOFLONDON #MAD #RIGHTTOPROTEST #SARAHEVERARD #GAVIN #HOWARD #SHAUNWILLIAMSON #BARRYFROMEASTENDERS #SLIGOROVERS #DEMARAIGRAY #JOURNALISM #SOCIALMEDIA #MICHAELHOLDING #PRINCEHARRY #SILVERSWEATSUIT *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"AND THEN PRINCE EDWARD WASN'T VERY GOOD AT IT SO HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A POLAR BEAR." Mike & Dan look at the US Reality TV options for the Windsors and breakdown how you sell a Honda Civic to a Romanian family. Life skills here, tell your friends. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #NIGELOWENS #CAMEO #HARRYANDMEGHAN #CHURCHILLTHEHOLLYWOODYEARS #THEFIRM #THECROWN #COMING2AMERICA #THEOSBOURNES #DAVIDTENNANT #LOVEISLAND #LOST #MMA #MOLOKO #HONDACIVIC *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"JAMIE THEAKSTON IS BLACK NOW?" Mike & Dan discover Oprah's love of Pigeon Street, good ol'American stitches and argue about who could be the first British President. You'll be shocked at Dan's excellent Uber Rating. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #HARRYANDMEGHAN #MEGHANMARKLE #OPRAH #BIDEN #BOXCUTTER #NHS #USHEALTHCARE #PIGEONSTREET #UBER #ALLENVFARROW #ROCKPROFILE #MASHANDPEAS #PIERSMORGAN #NETFLIX #MCU #OLIVIACOLEMAN #RYLAN *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"... WHO ALL LOOK LIKE THE FLESH PERSONIFICATION OF DROOPY." Mike & Dan are such stuff as dreams are made off. They're also bitter towards YouTube stars like Fred Trueman and mention the Nazis. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #BLANKET #LOSTBLANKET #DAVIDLYNCH #ADAMCURTIS #NAKEDLUNCH #DAVIDCRONENBERG #KIDSTV #CITV #CBBC #YOUTUBE #BBCTHREE #BLUEPETER #FREDTRUEMAN #PBS #REACTIONVIDEOS #MERTONSTEELBROOKER #PINTER #AYCKBOURN #TALKSPORT2 #MORECAMBEANDWISE #NETWORKDVDS *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"RAZZLE HAS BEEN CHASING ME DOWN THE STREET ALL WEEK TRYING TO BITE MY LEG..." Mike & Dan fail to achieve their Duke of Edinburgh Bronze Award, discuss bus erections and the Top Content Curse returns. Another person dead at their hands. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #CPAC #TRUMP #COUSINS #NORDICRUNES #SNP #TIKTOK #ADAMCURTIS #OPERATIONMINDFUCK #WAGATHACHRISTIE #ILLUMINATI #CORRIE #TOPCONTENTCURSE #RAZZLE #EASTENDERS #LUNARSOCIETY #DOFE #MEGHANMARKLE #PRINCEHARRY #JAMESCORDEN #BUSFAREHOME #MADONNA #APHEXTWIN #ONTHEBUSES #READERSWIVES #FAMILYGUY #WESTINDIES #BUS #TAXI #BAXI #CRICKET #UB40 #BUSTALES #WOOHOO *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"DON'T EAT ELEPHANT AS A STARTER, IT'LL RUIN YOUR MAIN." Mike & Dan find joy and football programmes in another Top Content house move via Cathy Dennis and hot tubs. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #MOVINGHOUSE #MARIEKONDO #WINE #LIFELAUNDRY #NAKEDWINESS #FREEBRITNEY #CATHYDENNIS #SUPERVET #KYLIE #ELEPHANTS #JACUZZI #FOOTBALLPROGAMMES *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"HE LOOKED LIKE TONY MEOLA'S BASTARD BUENOS AIRES LOVECHILD." Mike & Dan take down titles, prosecute peerages, love Disney and describe the wrong Wayans brothers. Groove really is in their hearts. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #HARRYANDMEGHAN #INVICTUS #SIRDUKE #TREASON #STRESSEDERIC #FREETITLES #SIRKEIRSTARMER #DEEELITE #TIMMYMALLET #DISNEY #MOANA #BIGHERO6 #UP #SOUL #BEEMOVIE #WAYANSBROS #TIGERWOODS #GOLFPUNS #SIMONDAY #DAVEANGELECOWARRIOR #MIKEOLDFIELD *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"WHILST CARLO ANCELOTTI WAS JUST SPLISHING AND SPLASHING AROUND IN THE WET PATCH OF GLORY, LOVIN' IT." Mike & Dan turn on, tune in, perform trombone solos and ask Where Is The Book? #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #LFC #EFC #JORDANPICKFORD #BEANSMEANZHEINZ #FREAKPOWER #FATBOYSLIM #ROADMAPTOSWEETOBLIVION #THECONNELLS #BOOGLE #MN8 #ATB #JOHNREGIS #BRITISHATHLETICS #MOTIVATION #DEREKREDMOND #WOLFOFWALLSTREET #HARRYANDMEGHAN *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"JUST LEARN TO UNDER PROMISE AND OVER DELIVER. THAT'S THE SECRET OF POLITICS." Mike & Dan believe in miracles, tear apart Britain's sat nav to Covid safety & reveal The Welsh Phlegmers for this summer's premiere cricket tournament. Contains a Government Briefing drinking game. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #ROADMAP #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #WILTY #TANTRIC #BREXIT #JACKSONSISTERS #DFSSALE #NHSSALE #DRINKINGGAME #EVERTONE #DATANOTDATES #FIRSTDATES #CRICKET #THEHUNDRED #HOMESCHOOLING #VIDEOCONFERENCING *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"WITH THE WAY SHE'S DRESSED, SHE LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN CRUELLA DE VIL AND ANNIE LENNOX..." Mike & Dan perform Abi from Coronation Street's Personal Development Review, attempt to #FreeBritney and remember Sky One's Dream Team. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #MORRISSEY #FREEBRITNEY #BRITNEYSPEARS #CRIMINALMINDS #BIPOLAR #FAMILYGUY #BROOKLYN99 #AMERICANDAD #CORRIE #CRUELLA #ANNIELENNOX#MAKEUP #TARDIS #DREAMTEAM #BRIDGERTON #THEUNDOING #COCOPOPS *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"CHARLIE FAIRHEAD WILL GET TO F**K ANYTHING HE WANTS." Mike & Dan overtly over analyze Diagnosis Murder, bring that New Jack Swing to Home Schooling and learn how VAR was invented by a geography teacher. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #HOMESCHOOL #BELLBIVDEVOE #NEWJACKSWING #HOMESCHOOLHITS #GEOGRAPHY #BOBTRIPOD #REDCARD #VAR #JUMPERSFORGOALPOSTS #TOASTOFLONDON #TOASTOFTINSELTOWN #PAULDARROW #GEOFFMCGIVERN #BLACKADDER #JIMSWEENEY #STEVESTEEN #LIVEBOOGLING #LOVELJOY #CRIMINALMINDS #DHARMAANDGREG #HOMELAND #CHICAGOHOPE #CASUALTY #DIAGNOSISMURDER #DICKVANDYKE #JONSTEWART #UNCUTGEMS #ADAMSANDLER #MORRISSEY *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"I HAD A LOT OF CONVERSATIONS WITH WEETABIX BACK IN THE DAY..." "THAT'S A CRY FOR HELP, INNIT?" MIke & Dan discuss the use of breakfast cereals as construction materials, Lance's peanut snacks and how to pitch a daytime BBC One TV show. Warning - Contains the C word. A lot. But bleeped. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANDOM #WIBBLE #BARBERS #BARRYNORMAN #PICKLEDONIONS #JACOBREESMOGG #WEETABIX #SHREDDIES #CRICKET #NICKKNOWLES #DAYTIMEBBCONE #HUTH #WANTEDDOWNUNDER #URBAN #LESSERCOCKNEY #READYBREXIT #MARRIEDATFIRSTSIGHTAUSTRALIA #SHERYLCROW *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"HE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF BEFUDDLEMENT." Mike & Dan hypothesize on Mafia ambulance requests, don The Helmet of Justice and hit the North. Listen if you want to know what flavour lollipop it was.  #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #HANDFORTHPARISHCOUNCIL #STEVECOOGAN #WESTMINSTER #JACKIEWEAVERDIDNOTHAVETHEAUTHORITY #POLITICS #ASHTON #DIDSBURY #RINGWAY #NEWJERSEY #KNIGHTMARE #MAFIAAMBULANCEREQUEST #HITTHENORTH #THEFALL #FINALSCORE #ADAMBUXTON #BOOGLE #DAFTPUNK *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"THE THING IS, I THINK MARK E SMITH WOULD'VE MADE A GREAT PARISH COUNCILLOR." Mike & Dan explore the Malcolm Cinematic Universe, racist Australia and deep dive in to technological anomalies, all while talking Indian Cricket and The Fall. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #KENTVARIENT #COVID19 #VISCERALNEWS #AGENTSOFBEZOS #MEGACYCLE #ENGVIND #ENGLANDCRICKET #BCCI #BILLYBIRMINGHAM #TERRYAN #FAX #WINDOWSXP #MONTAGE #JACKIEWEAVER #JACKIEWEAVERHASTHEAUTHORITY #FND #FRIDAYNIGHTDINNER #MARKESMITH #THEFALL #CYN #ALEDSIPAD #DOCTORWHO #MALCOLMCINEMATICUNIVERSE #INTHELOOP *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"IT WAS DISGUSTING. SHE GOT-OFF-WITH, BASICALLY, A SHOP." Mike & Dan play with the Moog Cookbook, discuss proper football and count down the only chart that counts, The Greatest Black Jewish Entertainers of All Time. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #LOLLIPOP #JEWISH #WORDPLAY #BIDEN #BURTBACHARACH #IMPEACHMENT2 #5IVE #PETERANDRE (AGAIN) #ELECTRASY #MORRISSEY #MATTHEWMARSDEN #DESTINYSCHILD #CORRIE #SHAYNEWARD #MICHELLEMCMANUS #MOOGCOOKBOOK #BLACKJEWISHENTERTAINERCHART #BBCSTEVEROSENBERG #MARKANDLARD #SAMMYDAVISJR #ANTHONYNEWLEY #DRAKE #JAKEFROMSTATEFARM #SUPERBOWLLV #RL #THEWEEKND #MILEYCYRUS #PAPAJOHNSTROPHY #HCAFC #EFC *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"FOR LEGAL REASONS, HE IS NOT A PREDATOR." Mike & Dan couldn't help but squeeze the last drop of Aussie juice from the almost dry TetraPak of chat in this bonus ball of audio. It's mainly about Ramsay Street but we also go to Summer Bay, and Anfield too. Sheila, take a bow. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #BONUS #DRKARLKENNEDY #AUSTRALIA #NEIGHBOURS #ALANFLETCHER #ERINSBOROUGH #MELBOURNE #WAITINGROOM #STEFANDENNIS #LIBBY #CRAIGJOHNSON #NOTAPREDATOR #HOMEANDAWAY #CORRIE #EASTENDERS #LIVERPOOL #EVERTON #ACLOCKWORKORANGE *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"GLASSES... AND DEATH." Mike & Dan deliver top notch comedy chat and musings on television institution 'Countdown', with a special serving of a Radio 1 Chart DJ at the end for your enjoyment. Serve chilled. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #COUNTDOWN #COLINMURRAY #JOHNNYVAUGHAN #JIMMYCARR #RAYREARDON #ADAMDEVINE #KATHERINERYAN #ROBBECKETT #BILLHICKS #JUDISPIERS #PEBBLEMILL #BBCMIDLANDSCURSE #ARTHURLOWE #PAULSHANE #BABYBEHBEH #CLUBSINGER #VICANDBOB #REEVESANDMORTIMER #SHOOTINGSTARS #CHARLIEHIGSON #THEFASTSHOW #GARYNUMAN #BEATTHETEACHER #FIRSTCLASS #UKRADIO #JINGLES #JORDANNORTH #RICHARDLEWIS #CURB #WILLOW #MICHAELJACKSONBADTOUR #DRKARLKENNEDY *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"COUNTING IS EASY. PEASY, EASY. COUNTING IS EASY. TWEEZY SQUEEZY." Mike & Dan are bringing schooling home with ace tunes with recollections of European hardcore satellite pornography, X Factor stars and wedding music. Would you like to know more? #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #GALAXY105 #SNOTTYDJ #UKRADIO #HOLLYJOHNSON #KLF #XFACTOR #JAMESARTHUR #ADVENTURESINPOD #AIRNR #THEFONZ #GRAMMARSAURUS #HOMESCHOOLING #ANOTHERLEVEL #JOHNFARNWORTH #JOHNSHUTTLEWORTH #FREESTYLER #THEWIGGLES #ANGRYANDERSON #NEILHANNON #DIVINECOMEDY #MYLOVELYHORSE #FATHERTED #BALAMORY #MIDSOMERMURDERS #FILMNET #BOLLARD #TUTTIFRUTTI *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"WHERE'S THE BRUCE FORSYTH STATUE? WHERE?" Mike & Dan manage to connect Nick Knowles, Russian microwave espionage and Major Tom together in 20 odd minutes of waffle. Will make you feel good. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #THELIONKING #CAROLSMILIE #WHEELOFFORTUNE #WYWH #HUTH #MARTINROBERTS #MICHAELBALL #CAPTAINSIRTOMMOORE #100000 #CORONAVIRUSUK #NHS #STATUE #BANANAS #NICKKNOLWES #XFACTOR #BOBMORTIMER #HOMESCHOOLING #THESEAHORSES #ALEXEINAVALNY #WEREBEAR #HAVANASYNDROME #BROWNNOTE #PITBULL #AEROSMITH #SKIDROW #WASP #POISON #STEFANDENNIS #PAULROBINSON #NEIGHBOURS #PHILOAKEY *A Top Content Production - TCP*

A BONUS #PODCAST for all lovers of cricket from lovers of cricket, Mike & Dan, and the only audio download on Earth to compare VP Kamala Harris to bat and ball hero Ben Stokes. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #CRICKET #ICC #ECB #ENGLANDCRICKET #ENGVIND #ENGVIRE #JOEROOT #JIMMYANDERSON #LORDS #MCC #TRENTBRIDGE #OLDTRAFFORD #EDGBASTON #THWAITES #OVAL #THEASHES #KAMALAHARRIS #BENSTOKES *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"PETER ANDRE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST ENTERTAINERS OF THE LAST THIRTY YEARS" Like HM Government, MIke & Dan skip over 100,000 dead to compare the Cabinet to Chelsea FC, gush over Peter Andre with Pop Star Maths (perfect for home schooling) and bring you Visceral News from Kent Permit. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #MITCHMCCONNELL #IMPEACHMENT #100000DEAD #THERESECOFFEY #OLDANDFAT #TEFLONTORIES #MARRIEDATFIRSTSIGHTAUSTRALIA #MAFSA #TURINGTEST #HATTMANCOCK #KENTPERMIT #CHELSEAFC #BORISBUS #SADIQKHAN #PEABOBRYSON #KATIEPRICE #PETERANDRE #BUBBLERRANX #BRMBMUSICJAM #DODGY #LOUISE #ETERNAL #CARLOS #FORDPROBE #POPSTARMATHS #HOMESCHOOLING #STEREOPHONICS #TEACHINGAID *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"AND POOR JACKIE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE F**G WAS GOING ON. THIS IS ALL POST JORDACHE." Mike & Dan talk fonts, the need for Australian TV diversity and hold back on saying 'Spuggie' in a faux-Geordie accent. Listen instead of doing that Zoom Quiz. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #ZOOMQUIZ #COLUMBUS #STEPBROTHERS #FUNKYBUNCH #LOST #THESOPRANOS #BROOKSIDE #JORDACHE #ITSASIN #FONTS #TYPEFACES #REEF #BYKERGROVE #NUFC #MARRIEDATFIRSTSIGHTAUSTRALIA #MAFSA #DRKARLKENNEDY #EMMERDALE #BIDEN #YMCA #INAUGERATION #LADYGAGA #JLO #PITBULL #DALE #GARTHBROOKS #XFM *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"THE ERECTION HAS BEEN RIGGED, MELANIA. IT'S BEEN STOLEN FROM ME. THE ERECTION HAS BEEN STOLEN." Mike & Dan, from an ancient cave in the Ruhr valley (hence the abysmal sound quality), are back for Top Content Season 2 in a year that can't be as bad as 2020 but it'll give it a bloody good go. Plump pillows, massive swords and serenity now appear in episode 3. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #TRUMP #ERECTION #EXCEPTIONALISM #SCHWARZENEGGER #CONAN #FLEABAG #OLIVIACOLEMAN #SEINFELD #DEMOCRACYMANIFEST #PAULCHARLESDOZSA #CECILGEORGEEDWARDS #SUCCULENTCHINESEMEAL *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"JOE BIDEN'S THERE HANDING OUT CANS OF KESTREL." Mike has survived Storm Christoph, Dan now lives in a hole near the Statue of Liberty and both return to give you Top Content SEASON 2! It'll sound awful in your ears but you'll laugh at pop bands doing home schooling and the 46th POTUS handing out tramp beer. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #BBCBITESIZE #HOMESCHOOLING #CURRENTCHARTHITS #MODALVERBS #GRAMMARSAURUS #THESHAMEN #MRC #SHAKIRA #SPICEGIRLS #GIRLSALOUD #WYCLEFJEAN #MNEK #KESTREL #THEFASTSHOW #KAMALAHARRIS #GEORGIA #LINDSAYGRAM #BREXIT *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"SUSANNA REID HAS JUST BECOME AN EMOJI... I HAVEN'T SEEN HER POOP FACE YET." Mike & Dan are back! Mike in Liverpool, Dan in his new home - a deep well in New Jersey. Apologies for the sound quality, this is for the hardcore fan. Think of it as a bootleg podcast on a rubbish cassette tape. But with Gavin Williamson impressions on it. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #NEWSCOMMENTARY #YOUBEARS #COUP #INSURRECTION #TRUMP #MEME #BREXIT #PATSHARP #SEINFELD #HOMESCHOOLING #PIERSMORGAN #HOMEALONE #PHILCOOL #PARDON #BATMAN #BERNIENOLAN #DESIGNATEDSURVIVOR *A Top Content Production - TCP*

"It's like a weird Cyrano de Bergerac film but with a computer. It's fu..." Like Denis Norden sans clipboard, a Mike & Dan outtake that deserves your listen and love.  #TOPCONTENTPOD returns once Mike has finished his go on PlayStation 4's Just Dance and Dan has finished his big move from LA, via Washington DC, to Noo Djork Sidde on THURSDAY 21st JANUARY 2021. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #2020 #YEARREVIEW #NEWSCOMMENTARY #PODCASTOFRECORD #SIRI #ELECTRICDREAMS #SCROOGED #OUTTAKE #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"It turned out that they were Statesmen of huge gravitas; Enormously intelligent, well read and just Grade A negotiators." Mike & Dan conclude their rampant review of a brilliant 2020 wanting to be The Podcast of Record, The Ledger of Fact.  Join them in 2021 in the "Sunlit Uplands" of a new era in #podcasting. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #2020 #YEARREVIEW #NEWSCOMMENTARY #CRICKET #BOOGLE #FACEBONE #BONEBOOK #INSTAGRIM #PRIDEBOYS #SKIFFLE #JMMYYOUNG #SUNNYUPLANDS #SCUNTHORPEUNITED #THEIRON #BRADFORD #THERIPPER #NETFLIX #PODCASTOFRECORD #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Imagine the head of ignorance being a foreskin. Imagine that being rolled back..." Mike & Dan create wild pictures with wise words looking upon the year MMXX. The only review of the year mentioning former world no 5 tennis player, Jo Durie. Warning, contains description of a leading Brexiteer's evisceration by a sloth. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #2020 #YEARREVIEW #NEWSCOMMENTARY #COVID19 #CORONAVIRUS #AFTERMATH #LUXEMBOURG #BOND #BATMAN #ICU #BROOKSIDE #WW84 #SUEBARKER #QOS #LOSCARS #DOUGMOUNTJOY #JODURIE #BBCDG #CHRISEVANS #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Even Claudia Winkleman's eyebrows were raised" Mike & Dan continue to look back in anger on 2020, the future is not theirs to see. They review Len Goodman's landmark speech at the United Nations, Phillip Schofield coming out as ginger and the new King of Scandinavia, James Corden. Whatta man, whatta year. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #2020 #YEARREVIEW #NEWSCOMMENTARY #FILM #FOOTBALL #LENGOODMAN #PHILLIPSCHOFIELD #KINGOFSCANDINAVIA #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"She's better than Sue Cook. That's difficult to say." Mike & Dan (wearing a Tuxedo) give their impromptu review of a brilliant year. Why look forward when you can look back in anger? Like Charlie Brooker's #DeathTo2020, it contains Hugh Grant. And Gordon Burns, Glastonbury & Meghan Markle. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #2020 #YEARREVIEW #NEWSCOMMENTARY #CHARLIEBROOKER #DEATHTO2020 #GLASTO #EUROS #GORDONBURNS #MEGHANMARKLE #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"In this warehouse, they have a dedicated section for Boris Johnson" Mike & Dan's most likely #podcast to be pulled and deleted for its content. Possible LIMITED EDITION on Sue Barker, Royal Mail Records and our new robot overlords. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #RAVECRAB #SCHOOLDISCO #FISHERSPOONER #MIRWAIS #QOS #SUEBARKER #MARKFRANCOIS #ROBREINER #ROBBRYDON #BORISJOHNSON #POSTMALONE #ALANPARTRIDGE #2SHEDS #CHARLIEBROOKER #GOOGLEOUTAGE #SKYNET #T2 #YOUTUBERS #IRONMAN #COLINGFURZE #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Simon Mayo has a propensity for wearing shorts" Mike & Dan ask "What's you favourite COVID?" in their most censored missive to date. For loves of saxophone and working for Her Majesty. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #GERANDHOULLIER #JIMWHITE #TALKSPORT #TRUMP #CANDYDULFER #TOTP #INSPIRALCARPETS #SIMONMAYO #RADIO1ROADSHOW #TIPPINGPOINT #MARKKERMODE #WITTERTAINMENT #JOYEUXNOELEDMONDS #XMASDINNER #RADIOANORAK #ZIPPPPP #PANTOMIME #COVID19 #COVID20 #ROYALMAIL #ILFRACOMBE #RAVECRAB #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"As soon as I'd bought it, I thought, 'That's a mistake. That's not big enough.'" Mike & Dan discuss departed sports commentators, ring binders & horses. They love horses. Best of all the animals. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #VANITYFAIR #TOPCONTENTCURSE #PETERALLISS #COMMENTARTCHARTS #RADIO #CORNELIUSLYSAGHT #ILOVEHORSES #DOC #RADIOX #MARSHALLCAVENDISH #MOSALAH #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

An especially short missive, a toilet #podcast if you like, to make you giggle in less than 3 minutes. Mike & Dan talk sheds. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #SHED #SHEDSEVEN #SHED7 #ANOTHERNIGHTANOTHERTOWN #BRITPOP #KULASHAKER #GENE #MANSUN #MYLIFESTORY #TOILETPODCAST #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Crack to the Future" or "They'll be flying around in the Millennium FARTGUN!" Mike & Dan present to you The Galactic Alliance Trump Election Big Bang Theory, via modern inventive love making, Small Heath and Dublin. *A Top Content Production - TCP" #ESCOOTER #HOVERBOARDPORN #CRACKTOTHEFUTURE #BREXIT #BIRMINGHAMCITY #ALIENS #GALACTICALLIANCE #GALACTICFEDERATION #KENNYCOPELAND #ROACHFORD #RUDYGIULIANI #SCHADENFREUDE #THEMANDALORIAN #DONALDTRUMPJR #LOGANSRUN #JENNYAGUTTER #UNDERTHESKIN #SCARLETTJOHANSSON #BORAT2 #GAA #CROKEPARK #NODDYHOLDER #THEBIGBANGTHEORY #FEELTHEBURNHAM #ANDYBURNHAM #MANCHESTER #LIVERPOOL #POB #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Can you get porn on it?" Can Mike & Dan shock you? A chat around headphones & wine disintegrates to alien talk, YouTubers and eScooters.  *A Top Content Production - TCP* #HEADPHONES #AIRPODS #APPLE #NURAPHONE #ATHLETICOMINCE #TWITCH #VACCINEUK #SHAKESPEARE #COVID19 #VDAY #CHATEAUNEUFPAPE #THEOFFICEUK #CORNELIUSMENDEZ #BILLGATES #MICROCHIPS #YOUTUBERS #WETDREAM #CHRISTOPHERNOLAN #TENET #NATHANBARLEY #CHARLIEBROOKER #CHRISMORRIS #ALIENS #BLACKADDER #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #USMNT #COPENHAGEN #ESCOOTERS #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"It was like God's mute button." Mike & Dan talk handbags, substantial meals and Jean-Michel Jarre's lasers coming from Joe Biden's Moonboot. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #HANDBAGS #FACUP #BORIS #MARKCHAPMAN #THECROWN #ARCADIA #DEBENHAMS #SCOTCHEGG #WAGYU #INIESTA #CORONAVIRUS #COOGAN #MORRISSEY #TRUMP #PARDON? #TINYDESK #JOEBIDEN #JEANMICHELJEARRE #MARADONA #OLLIEWATKINS #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Reshowing the '86 World Cup Quarter Final... is like rewatching your own divorce going through" Mike & Dan talk football and the death of a legend. No Trump, No Boris, No Covid.  *A Top Content Production - TCP* #MENINBLAZERS #ROGBENNETT #CARLOANCELOTTI #EVERTON #EFC #NMTB #MARADONA #SPORF #MICHAELBALL #AVFC #THFC #TOPCONTENTCURSE #TODDTERJE #FIFAWORLDCUP #FOOTBALLCHANTS #WAFC #HCAFC #FANTASYFOOTBALL #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Chips and corned beef but no beans?!" Mike & Dan look at Trump's options post The White House and detail the Northern Invasion currently occurring in the UK Lockdown. *A Top Content Production - TCP" #TRUMP #CORNEDBEEF #FRAYBENTOS #THEGRANDTOUR #OHCOOK #TOPGEAR #PETERKAY #PRINCE #BBCLONDON #TONYCHRISTIE #SHAUNWKEAVNEY #IMACELEB #IACGMOOH #JORDANORTH #TEAMJORDAN #SKIPCHAT #EDDDWINWALKER #WHOINVENTEDTHESKIP #PARTRIDGE #ELISANDJOHN #THELEAGUEOFGENTLEMEN #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Yeah, you've had your choice now, Buh-Bye." Only Mike & Dan can proposition that 2020 was Jeremy Beadle's doing, bring up Johnny Rotten's squirrel husbandry and the movies edited by David Blunkett. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #JEREMYBEADLE #BORISJOHNSON #LARRYTHECAT #SUZIEANDMABEL #ZOOM #NTV #G8 #KUWTK #TOTP #UTAHMONOLITH #OSMONDS #THEWESTWING #HUGOCHAVEZ #TIGERKINGNETFLIX #LAYERCAKE #HOMESUNDERTHEHAMMER #DAVIDBLUNKETTANDLUCY #LASTWEEKTONIGHT #MORRISSEY #VEGAS #TELETUBBIES #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Sugarwater?" Mike & Dan bring you tales of troublesome teeth, too much Michael Buerk and breakdown the apology policy of HM Govt. Plus Batman, Johnny Marr, and Alan Bennett impressions to attract a younger, hip listener. Did you like that Oxford comma there? #WISDOMTEETH #TRUMP #CONCEDE #NPR #CORONAVIRUS #VACCINE #MICHAELBUERK #COVIDTEST #LALOCKDOWN #THEXFILES #THECROWNNETFLIX #IACGMOOH #IMACELEB #PRITIPATEL #BBCSOUNDS #MARRIEDATFIRSTSIGHTAUSTRALIA #BATMAN #JOHNNYMARR #THESMITHS #ALANBENNETT #TALKINGHEADS #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Great minds; Gaby Roslin!" Mike & Dan check out an amazing motor, mourn the passing of Des O'Connor and Eamonn Holmes gives birth. A short episode. #NOELEDMONDS #RANGEROVER #ALANPARTRIDGE #SAVILESUTCLIFFE #COMEDY #DESOCONNOR #JENNYPOWELL #VIOLETBERLIN #GAZTOP #TARKAN #ENRIQUEINGLESIAS #USSTANDUP #ALTERNATIVECOMEDY #JONATHANROSS #GABYROSLIN #SEANDYCHE #THEUNDOING #EAMONNHOLMES #ALISONHAMMOND #ROSSBUTTER #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"A SYMBOLIC BABYBEL" Mike & Dan dissect old tech, chat sitcom sex and what happened after Duck Tales... WHOO OOOH! #LAFC #MCU #MINIDISC #BEWILDEREDDAD #TIMFARRON #CUMBRIA #CORONAVIRUS #BABYBEL #CHEESE #PIXIES #DCFC #PASJOLI #DUCKTALKES #STHELENS #THECROWNNETFLIX  #JANICE #FRIENDS #SITCOMSEXCHAT #TENET #NOELSHOUSEPARTY #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Moist for Anne Diamond." Mike & Dan discuss rat hunting in Warrington, Welsh TV and Venky's Chicken. Oh, and make Beverley Callard the new PM. Plus, rock stars in Worcestershire. #LOCKDOWN2 #RATHUNTING #SCISSORSISTERS #GBBO #IMACELEB #IACGMOOH #WELSHTV #ELISJAMES #ANTANDDEC #DOMINICCUMMINGS #ISOLATEBORISJOHNSON #QUANTUMLEAP #GMB #JEFFWAYNE #WOTW #PERSHORE #MOIST #WESTWING #RYANREYNOLDS #VENKYS #BREXIT #CORRIE60 #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"What turns Mike Pence on?" Mike & Dan remember Mike Yarwood, racist cartoons & is it dildos or dildoes? All whilst keeping abreast of US election news & Hollyoaks. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #CONCEDE #BDSM #KGB #RANDALLANDHOPKIRKDECEASED #MIKEYARWOOD #KAMELAHARRIS #PAMELA #JOEBIDEN #SNL #MAYARUDOLPH #BIRMINGHAM #SEX #DILDOES #DILDOS #NAKEDATTRACTION #QUEENSHONOURS #BEWILDEREDDAD #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"You can't retire a good journalist" Mike & Dan talk geriatric tantrums, free chips & the differing price of Midget Gems in British supermarkets. All with Trump, Coronavirus & all that other stuff too. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #TANTRUM #MIKEPENCE #CHIPS #TEESSIDE #BBC #PETERLEVY #GARYVEE #MIDGETGEMS #MARTINLEWIS #CORRIE #GARFIELD #IACGMOOH #SIRSEANCONNERY #TOPCONTENTCURSE #BILLMURRAY #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"Moonwalk back away from the precipice" Mike & Dan compare Joe Biden to a Strictly judge, there's men's fashion chatter + everything you need to know about conceding and the Coronavirus vaccine. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #HAPPINESS #KENDODD #BORISJOHNSON #CORONAVIRUS #VACCINE #PFIZER #MAGNIFICENTSEVEN #MICHAELPARKINSON #TRUMP #ELLIEGOULDING #JOEBIDEN #LENGOODMAN #SCD #M&S #MENSFASHION #FOURSEASONS #LAKERS #REDNECK #REDNEX #MARCALMOND #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan talk religious fundamentalism, Home Alone 2's Pigeon Lady and the best girl group of the 80s. #MARGARETATTWOOD #THEHANDMAIDSTALE #RELIGIOUSFUNDAMENTALISM #ABORTION #YALLQAEDA #VANILLAISIS #BRENDAFRICKER #HOMEALONE2 #ATIMETOKILL #CASUALTY #HOLBY #AFTERLIFE #SOPHIEELLISBEXTOR #BANANARAMA #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan talk John Sessions, US Elections and the Top Content Logo is explained. #JOHNSESSIONS #ALANRICKMAN #DAVIDBOWIE #SIRTERRYWOGAN #GUARDIANSOFTHEGALAXYQUEST #THEOFFICE #USELECTION2020 #BILLBURR #CHAPPELLESSHOW #PR #AV #FPTP #POLITICALSCIENCE #CHUCKTODD #HILARYCLINTONSPARLIAMENT #FUNK #LEWISMACLEOD #TALKRADIO #FASTANDFURIOUS #CORONAVIRUS #LOGO #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan see The Top Content Curse return (sorry Sir Sean), we hear about drinks with a T4 TV personality and they reveal their new patented idea; the Lockdown Advent Advent Calendar. #GBBO #GREATBRITISHBAKINGSHOW #TIRAMISU #MIGHTYBOOSH #APPLEPIE #JESSICAFLETCHER #TOPCONTENTCURSE #PEGGING #SIRSEANCONNERY #POLTERGEIST #ICEAGEMOVIE #LOCKDOWN2 #LITTLEMIX #ADVENTADVENTCALENDAR #TESTANDTRACE #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

No trick, a Halloween treat! Mike & Dan explore what could've been with ex MUFC defender David May as PM, tongue twisters and Lewis Hamilton. *A TOP CONTENT PRODUCTION - TCP* #CHANNEL5 #BIGBROTHER #CORRIE #CABINETRECAST #NEIGHBOURS #ISLEOFWIGHT #SAS #NICKYCAMPBELL #VFORVENDETTA #ALANMOORE #MUFC #DAVIDMAY #FORPM #EXPORTS #MANAGEDDECLINE #CHRISWILDER #DEANSMITH #BIELSA #LEWISHAMILTON #HALLOWEEN #ORMSKIRK #SKEM #PUMPKIN #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

For Halloween, Mike & Dan bring you the terrifying Tory Endgame, ghoulish talk of sexy cardigans and scary whispers of Blue Raspberry Slush Puppies. WoooooooohooooooAggggggaaaaaDoooo.  A camp Yorkshire ghost there. *A TOP CONTENT PRODUCTION - TCP* #SCUM #TORYENDGAME #MUFC #MARCUSRASHFORD #MARTIAL #JOB #LBC #PREMIERLEAGUE #EVERTON #FAKEMELANIA #WETMOON #NANNYSTATE #POLAND #ABORTION #BACKWARDS #MIKEPENCE #BAGPUSS #BLACKLACE #AGADOO #ANDYZALTZMAN #JOHNOLIVER #NEWSQUIZ #LASTWEEKTONIGHT #POLTICIALANIMAL #RADIO4 #SLUSHPUPPIE #DESIGNATEDSURVIVOR #SNOOKER #CARDIGAN #DIGNITASFM #ZACEFRON #TEDBUNDY #GAVINANDSTACEY #YOUNGFRANKENSTEIN #CHILDRENINNEED #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

With Mike in Tier 3 lockdown and Dan in the Home of the #Dodgers, they talk umami, REM and how Paul Hollywood's handshake is more nourishing than any school meal. *A TOP CONTENT PRODUCTION - TCP* #LOCKDOWN #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #MARCUSRASHFORD # ELDORADO #FORAGE #SCHOOLMEALS #UMAMI #AUSTINPOWERS #JAMESBOND007 #WATERMELONSUGAR #HARRYSTYLES #SNL #ADELE #REM #ORANGECRUSH #GBBO #PAULHOLLYWOODHANDSHAKE #BLM #JOHNMENZIES #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Only recently have Mike & Dan realised that Mike Pence is Bagpuss, Comic Relief gave anything but and Sir Tel and Wuzza Wuzza died in the same month. Listen to #TOPCONTENTPOD and hold their hands as their process these revelations. #BORIS #BRIANBUTTERFIELD #20CHEESEOMELETTE #PETERSERAFINOWICZ #WILTY #WOGAN #BOWIE #FOURHORSEMEN #ANEXCELLENTJOKE #CATSDOESCOUNTDOWN #COMICRELIEF #TOASTOFLONDON #ALANPARTRIDGE #FATHERTED #RICHARDAYOADE #SUPERMATTYFRYATT #JOEBIDEN #JOURNALISM #ROCKYIV #KAMALAHARRIS #MIKEPENCE #BAGPUSS #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike almost breaks Dan with the news of his favourite cockney roadsweeper, there's a gap to create your own punchline and one of the duo has been on a major BBC One TV show. But which? Also threatens Civil War in The North. #LITTLEMIX #LFC #EFC #DICKVANDYKE #VIRGILVANDIJK #JORDANPICKFORD #USELECTION #THENORTH #ANDYBURNHAM #BREXIT #GLASTONBURY #TLOG #FEARSFORTIERS #BANDERSNATCH #SAMPDORIA #GHOSTBUSTERSII #IPLAYER #THEGRANDDPARTYHOTEL #PHOENIXNIGHTS #BOXING #TOMHARDY #EMMERDALE #DRTERRIBLE #GOGGLEBOX #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"You put your knives in the bottom unless you've got a Bosch." Mike & Dan discuss why you can't say no to a white man, deaf EastEnders and Steven Patrick from Stretford. Please rate & review #TOPCONTENTPOD and we can beat the evil algorithms together. #MACCLESFIELDTOWN #THESILKMEN #UTAH #UTAHSAINTS #RAIDERSNATION #MORRISSEY #VEGAS #THESMITHS #ROBBIESAVAGE #COLDCUT #THANKSGIVING #NERO #TRUMP #VILLAGEPEOPLE #ACB #SCOTUS #EASTENDERS #SEANBEAN #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan attempt to mimic Mark Strong, chat about King James + the Lakers and Sir Sean Connery. Again. This one's for Adrian Chiles. Please rate & review, Adrian. #RETHINKRESKILLREBOOT #HANDSFACESPACE #MARKSTRONG #NATIONALCAREERSSERVICE #NBA #LALAKERS #WEMAKEEVENTS #SAVETHEARTS #THEONESHOW #GMB #SIRSEANCONNERY #COVID19 #JIMMYSAVILE #NETFLIX #2NDAMENDMENT #GERMANGRAMMAR #STOKE #IACGMOOH #PHE #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

"If we're going down, let's go down laughing." Mike & Dan discuss Uighurs, Christmas and the great Stanley Unwin. For lovers of #elisandjohn, #fromtheoasthouse, #athleticomince, #lastweektonight. Please rate and review. #RETHINKRESKILLREBOOT #RENTAGHOST #CLINTONBAPTISTE #ALEXLOWE #PETERKAY #STANLEYUNWIN #3RS #3TIERS #CORONAVIRUS #UIGHURS #CHINESEMUSLIMS #LIVERPOOL #BEASTIEBOYS #NMTBPOD #GOGGLEBOX #CIRCUITBREAKERLOCKDOWN #BRASSHOUSE #SCOUSE #GOT #WESTEROS #MANAGEDDECLINE #ECHOANDTHEBUNNYMEN #THEBATMAN #RPATZ #BREXIT#FOODSTANDARDS #CHRISTMAS #JOHNLEWISANDPARTNERS #BILLMORRIS #NOELEDMONDS #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan talk plagiarism, 80s New Romantics and how Trump is like Don Revie. Plus they rhyme Dunder Mifflin with Bumbler Griftin'. That's some commitment there. Please rate and review #TOPCONTENTPOD with all the stars and platitudes you can muster. Ta. #TRUMPTAX #NYT #AMERICANHUSTLE #HUSTLE #GRIFTER #MOTD #LOOKNORTHMATE #PETERLEVY #DOLLYPARTON #MPEOPLE #EXCEL #TORVILLANDDEAN #POKEMONGO #TREVORNOAH #THEDAILYSHOW #MRMICHAELSPICER #THEROOMNEXTDOOR #NEWROMANTICS #LUFC #THEOFFICEUS #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Football has gone mad. Mike and Dan talk "soccer" in this bonus football spesh. If you love the Gwladys and are a Toffee, currently high on the Premier League perch, may we also interest you in NEVER MIND THE BULLENS - listen at www.podfollow.com/NMTB #NMTB #NEVERMINDTHEBULLENS #EVERTON #EFC #PREMIERLEAGUE #EPL #PL #AARONSORKIN #PEAKEVERTON #LFC #MUFC #MANUTD #AVFC #SPURS #THFC #ROBBIESAVAGE #TARIBOWEST #RICHARDMADELEY #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan talk movies even though cinemas are closing down. Now with added dog whistling, The West Wing and Lisa Stansfield. #MOVIES #CINEMA #KINGABB #LISASTANSFIELD #ROCHDALE #THEROCK #NICCAGE #SIRSEANCONNERY #DRSEANCONLEY #EVERTON #TRUMP #HUFFIN #GUNNERSAURUS #RELENTLESSNEWSCYCLE #DOGYEARS #COVID19 #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

@djmikepeters & @danmorfitt dissect Whitehall spoonerisms, product placement and making good TV. Ripped from the LIVE IN SOUND & VISION streamed episode. Missed it? You lucky thing. Please rate + review our #TOPCONTENTPOD anywhere and everywhere you can. Ta. #HATTMANCOCK #OATCAKE #ROBUST #COVID19 #IMAGINARYFRIEND #INVISIBLEFRIEND #ESP #DONCASTER #HARRYHILL #KLOPPI #TOTP #BORISJOHNSONSCRINKLEYBOTTOM #HITMANANDHER #GOGGLEBOX #HACKERTDOG #CORRIE #CORONATIONSTREET #LINEOFDUTY #SKIPS #PRAWNCOCKTAIL #HOLLYOAKS #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Ripped from the LIVE! IN SOUND & VISION stream recording to celebrate our 50th episode. Missed it? We will do it again when we know how to. In the meanwhile, Mike & Dan talk about The Shane Richie Experience, Sky News and how your favourite pub chains came to exist. Please leave a review and rating after you've listened to it. Ta. #TOPCONTENT50 #SHANERICHIE #COVID19 #CORONAVIRUS #ZOOM #BRITS #KYLIE #BBC #BLACKPOOL #VAUDEVILLE #FLYINGLESSON #CLIFFHANGER #EVERTON #PASSPORTS #KAYBURLEY #BOYZIIMEN #ALL4ONE #FOURTOPS #PETSHOPBOYS #SMASHHITS #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan reveal Steve Jobs is alive, that Boris loves Moons and discover the real plan behind Track & Trace. Plus a pitch for the perfect life coaching #podcast-cum-pyramid-scheme with a Premier League boss in the second part of a special #podcast duo ahead of... TOPCONTENT 50 - STREAMING LIVE ON MONDAY 28 SEPTEMBER 7PM UK TIME IN SOUND AND VISION! #CHRISWHITTY #APPLE #IOS14 #STEVEJOBSISNOTDEAD #MOONBASE #TESTOFHUMANITY #MOONSHOT #TIGHTFIT #MONEYSHOT #CARRIE #STEPHENKING #CARRIE #TITSORFACE #TRACKANDTRACE #BORISSKIDS #KONAMI #DALEYTHOMPSON #VIDEOGAMES #AMSTRADCPC464 #RIGHTWINGCOMEDY #STAYINGTHECOURSE #WITHDAVIDMOYES #LIFECOACH #PYRAMIDSCHEME #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike tells Dan about his flying lesson then THERE'S A MASSIVE PLOT TWIST. Bunga Bunga and the identity of H is revealed in the first part of a special #podcast duo ahead of... TOPCONTENT 50 - STREAMING LIVE AT ON MONDAY 28 SEPTEMBER 7PM UK TIME IN SOUND AND VISION! #BLACKPOOL #AGAIN #FLYINGLESSON #TOPGUN #BUCKETLIST #BARMYARMY #PRIVATEPILOTVLOGS #HOT #PENSION #CHAT #BREXIT #HARRYMAGUIRESGREEKVILLA #ITALIA #TEAMAMERICA #PLOTTWIST #LINEOFDUTY #H #LURPAK #BUNGABUNGA #YEWTREE #SCOTUS #ELECTION2020 #VACUUMOFLOGIC #TEDCRUZ #TRUMP #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan rundown the Hit Parade of news that has happened in just the last week with extra Levys, the Cymraeg Dark Knight & Carlo Ancelotti. For fans of #LastWeekTonight with #JohnOliver, #Succession & #BrunoBrookes #JILLYGOOLDEN #SANDIEGO #VISUALPODCAST #PADRES #LEEDS #TOTP #RBG #ABORTION #BORIS #PUTIN #TRAINS #QUAKE #ANARCHISTJURISDICTION #EVERTON #AREYOUBEINGSERVED #CURB #LARRYDAVID #FINCEN #SUCCESSION #HS2 #BLAMETHEKIDS #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #PERUGIA #FRANCISURQUHART #LEVYDYNASTY #EUGENELEVY #PETERLEVY #DANIELLEVY #SPURS #BARRINGTONLEVY #SCHITTSCREEK #HANDYANDY #GARETHBALE #CHRISTIANBALE #WELSHBATMAN #CARLOANCELOTTI #NELSONMANDELA #JAMESRODRIQUEZ #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan break down modern political discourse and milk chocolate, ending up at Zed from Police Academy. How? Listen to find out. #THESOCIALDILEMMA #NETFLIX #THEMATRIX #NEO #NICKMARGERRISON #ATARILYNX #LEWISHAMILTON #FIA #FORMULA1 #BREONNATAYLOR #BLM #MARVINGAYE #LFC #EATOUTTOHELPOUT #CORONAVIRUS #LOCALLOCKDOWN #BOBCATGOLDTHWAIT #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan reimagine the Marvel Cinematic Universe with the members of the Tory Government via Doctor Who and Bill & Ted. But they're not geeky geeks. #JOSSACKLAND #BIILLANDTED #SEANCONNERY #BLACKPOOL #LACROIX #NORTHERNIRELAND #CALIFORNIAFIRES #THEJOYOFSIX #BREXIT #CORONAVIRUS #GOWEST #DOWNLOADFESTIVAL #NUTSINMAY #DOCTORWHO #SHEBEAT #THETHICKOFIT #LIFEONVENUS #AVENGERS #MCU #TORIESINFINITYWAR #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan with a spin-off podcast, "Adventures in Rock'N'Roll". If you like Dan's story of meeting Coldplay, this could become a regular series, like Frasier to Top Content's "Cheers".  IF YOU LIKE IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE SO LET US KNOW! #BOWIE #COLDPLAY #INDIEWIBBLE #THEDUMDUMS #STRAW #REVERENDANDTHEMAKERS #ARCTICMONKEYS #THECOURTEENERS #ARCADIA #DURANDURAN #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #AIRNR #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan are a modern Holmes & Watson in their deduction of Banksy's true identity. Plus women dressed as men & fabulously named footballers. #BANKSY #NEILBUCHANAN #ARTATTACK #BUCHSY #MASSIVEATTACK #ROBERTDELNAJA #3D #ROBINGUNNINGHAM #RICHIECUNNINGHAM #HAPPYDAYS #JUMPTHESHARK #CERNEABBASGIANT #MARTYRATTACK #QUEEEN #FRANKIEGOESTOHOLLYWOOD #PAULDRAPER #MANSUN #QANON #CITV #ANONYMOUS #INCEPTION #BRISTOL #TRIPHOP #DRUMNBASS #DNB #THETWORONNIES #GOLDIE #LTJBUKEM #TUESDAYCLUB #JAZZIBARNUMBOBB #JACKARMY #SWANS #BOB #BLACKADDER #GABRIELLEGLAISTER #NICKNAMES #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike mentions Max Bygraves, Dan defends Nickelback & we both embrace Bolton + Her Majesty's Jazz Cabinet. If you're curious, PRESS PLAY. #ITUNES CHART #CALIFORNIAFIRES #118 #PINKFORBOYS #FAMILYFORTUNES #HARRYHILL #STARSINTHEIREYES #OVENREADY #BREXIT #CARDIB #WAP #CHADKROEGER #BDSM #INTERNATIONALLAWBREAKERS #COVID19 #CORONAVIRUS #BOLTON #FREDDIBNAH #HATMANCOCK #JAZZCABINET #WINDRUSH #JAMESBOND #STRICTLY #SCD #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER 

Mike & Dan dissect the brilliance of The Fast Show, the shabbiness of HM Government & the sheer cheek of Loose Women. #THEFASTSHOW #GOLD #SWISSTONI #GREGDAVIES #HATMANCOCK #BLOODDONOR #ROBINCOOK #BRAVO #MDLLA #HEYU #SELLINGSUNSET #MAXBEESLEY #LOOSEWOMEN #DUALIPA #TOWIE #ERECTPENIS #EUROTRASH #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPODDDDDD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan want to be at the vanguard of new, fresh, right wing comedy at the BBC. This is their pitch. Plus, more Joe Mace. #RIGHTWINGCOMEDY #TIMDAVIE #BBC #NEWDG #BOBBYCHARIOT #ALEXEISAYLE #BERNARDRIGHTON #JOHNTHOMSON #ALANPARTRIDGE #KMKYWAP #PATRICKMARBER #QANON #DAILYTELEGRAPH #HIGNFY #RADIO #JOEMACE #PEPSI #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENTINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan are only human. They sometimes make errors or need to make right what was once wrong. Listen for hot fonts chat, ITV magicians from the past and indie music appreciation. #WRONGSPUTRIGHT #NEXTLEAP #QUANTUMLEAP #LEGOLAND #SKEM #RONNIEHAZLEHURST #FRENCHANDSAUNDERS #BBC #KATEJUSTICE #FONTS #JUSTICE #THEDAYTODAY #RNC #CHAPMANBAXTER #MISSIONIMPOSSIBLE #DAVIDSCHNEIDER #HARRYMAGUIRE #HCAFC #WAYNEDOBSON #JOEMACE #CATCH #MENSWE@R #GENE #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan squeeze more from the chat grapefruit with Family Fortunes news, 80s ice cream and former Everton forwards. It's extra because it couldn't fit anywhere else.  #NINTENDO #SEGA #GAMEBOY #SNES #GAMEGEAR #MEGADRIVE #LESDENNIS #FAMILYFORTUNES #GINODACAMPO # PAULYOUNG #TYBURRELL #MARKANDLARD #MARKKERMODE #OASIS #THEBEATLES #SONIA #TONYCOTTEE #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan talk US politics so you don't have to, plus Jet from Gladiators and oatcakes. #ENGVPAK #CRICKET #JIMMYANDERSON #UPTHEFLAV #GILLIANANDERSON #THEFALL #MADMEN #RNC #TRUMP #MACHOMAN #RANDYSAVAGE #JAKETHESNAKEROBERTS #BBCMICRO #BORISJOHNSON #JETFROMGLADIATORS #FIFE #RULEBRITANNIA #CHANNEL4NEWS #THEPROMS #PRIDE #GAYTRAIN #MPOFTHEYEAR #STOKE #OATCAKE #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike pulls off a stunning Freddie Mercury, Dan objurgates the East End sesquipedalian plus an all-important update on drug dealing scoundrels in Tameside. #QUEEN #FRIDGEFREEZER #AO #IAINDUNCANSMITH #FORGET2020 #ASTERISK #* #WAP #WETASSPUSSY #CARDIB #PRECIPITATIONDONKEYFELINE #BOOKYWOOKY #NEIGHBOURS #LOVEJOY #SHELLY #ANENCYCLOPEDIAOFSMACK #DIDO #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan manage to revere a TV theme legend amongst further consternation at yet more British government bungling. #SOMEMOTHERS #RONNIEHAZLEHURST #INSPECTORMORSE #OFAH #MOTD #MARKLAWRENSON #GAVINWILLIAMSON #FRANKSPENCER #RESIGN #REPUBLICANS #TORIES #5G #CORONAVIRUS #GRACEJONES #ALEVELS #EDUCATION #BELARUS #OHXMASTREE #HCAFC #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan discuss incompetents, the Special Forces and how to remake classic British sitcoms with members of HM Government's Cabinet. #INCOMPETENTS #SAMARAGINSBERG #WEMAKEEVENTS #RISHISUNAK #DANMOODY #KITCHENPLANET #ALANPARTRIDGE #ACCIDENTALPARTRIDGE #OFAH #BRITISHSITCOMS #RIKMAYALL #SPECIALFORCES #SPECIALDADSARMY #PELE #GREGJAMES #OWNYOURHATRED #RELIGION #DINGHIES #IMMIGRATION #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan cover the dinghies in the English Channel, the cost of a ham sandwich and Legoland. #COLBERT #CHEESEBURGER #EATOUTTOHELPOUT #IDYLLICWARRINGTON #ANENCYCLOPEDIAOFSMACK #BORISBRITAIN2020 #SKYNEWS #BBCNEWS #FOXNEWS #CNN #IMMIGRATION #JAMESMURDOCH #STARFLEET #STPRIMDIRECTIVE #IRAN #SYRIA #REDUNDANTFARAGE #PAEDOPHILEHUNTER #HUGUENOTS #LACE #HUMANLEAGUE #LEBANON #LEGOLAND #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Hear Dan get confused between marauding lesbians and Fathers 4 Justice, Mike shows off his 60s pop knowledge and we talk about Leeds, the Jewel of the East Midlands. #HOWDOTHEYDOTHAT #DESLYNAM #EAMONNHOLMES #NOTMARAUDINGLESBIANS #F4J #THELONGPIGS #KULASHAKER #GREGGWALLACE #FERNANDOS #TIKTOK #MUSE #MATTBELLAMY #STAYCATION #ANTHEATURNER #MANDELAEFFECT #ASMR #LEEDS #ITV #HOLLYOAKS #EMMERDALE #NEIGHBOURS #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD  #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Bonus bits from MIke & Dan. This #podcast will give you a look inside the workings of one of the best audio on-demand brands in the world today. Enjoy! #THEEAGLES #CASTIGERS #ZOOM #GARYGLITTER #JOWHILEY #SCOUSETORY #ESTHERMCVEY #DARRENDUTTON #BIGFIELD #ALEXLOWE #PAULPUTTNER #MARKHEAP #TONYWAY #CLINTONBAPTISTE #REALCLINTONB #PHOENIXNIGHTS #FND #FRIDAYNIGHTDINNER #WILSON #MILSON #JACKIE #BARRYFROMWATFORD #NOELEDMONDS #ANNADOUBRY #CORRIE #GEOFF #YASMEEN #CONNORMCINTYRE #PATPHELAN #TREVOR #EASTENDERS #LITTLEMO #CHERNOBYL #HOSPITALRADIO #BRIAN #HEARTBURNHOTEL #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan discuss anti-Semitism, Transubstantiation and The Simpsons. With apologies for the audio quality on this one - Someone did a Milli Vanilli and didn't turn their mic on until halfway. It's a tragedy for me to see. #FULHAMFC #ANTIMACASSAR #CATS #IDYLLICWARRINGTON #TOPCONTENTCURSE #HARROGATE #SULPHURITES #FATRASCALS #BETTYS #NEILSULLIVAN #OFAH #PICARD #STTNG #WILEY #ANTISEMITISM #ANTIZIONISM #TRANSUBSTANTIATION #DIETIRNBRU #WESTMINSTER #WAG #IVANDRAGO #WOLFCASTLE #THESIMPSONS #MCBAIN #SUPERMANIII #PRINCE #BREXIT #TUFTONSTREET #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike's been to the gym, Dan investigates monkey chopshops and John Peel is from another time entirely. #GOLF #GYM #COUCH25K #NURAHEADPHONES #KETWIG #COVIDCAT #WALES #TERRORVISION #ARMEDMONKEYS #CHOPSHOP #MERSEYSIDE #COUNTRYSIDE #JOHNPEEL #GOGGLEBOX #THEOFFICE #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan remember a wonderful Aussie being arrested, talk about the UK Government's great new attack on fatties and the 2 great cities either end of the M62. #SUCCULENTCHINESEMEAL #JMLDRYBUDDY #CASTIGERS #THISISDEMOCRACYMANIFEST #OBESITYUK #JAMIEOLIVER #JUSTEAT#WIFFWAFF #TERRYHURLOCK #MIWWAW #BRENTFORD #WHOISGRANTSHAPPS #MICHAELGREEN #CORINNESTOCKHEATH #SEBASTIANFOX #PDIDDY #PUFFDADDY #SEANJOHN #EATOUTTOHELPOUT #ORWELL #ANIMALHOUSE #HULL #THEWEDDINGPRESENT #HALFMANHALFBISCUIT #THEITCROWD #LIVERPOOL #NORTHWALES #HARRYENFIELD #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

In a W I R E L E S S special, Mike and Dan will convince you that TMS is the MDMA of radio, leather sounds good on air and how the C-bomb was broadcast on UK national breakfast show. #BBC #LOCALRADIO #UKRADIO #TIMESRADIO #BENSTOKES #ECB #ENGLANDCRICKET #LORDBOTHAM #LAURENHARRIES #WOGAN #DAVIDGOWER #THEANARCHISTKING #ROBKEY #SAMITPATEL #BURGERKING #WHOPPER #ATHERS #HUGHJARDON #TMS #MDMA #THECAT #PHILTUFNELL #KERRANGRADIO #TIMSHAW #KATELAWLER #JAMESWHALE #HOWARDSTERN #CBOMB #LEATHER #BDSM #TONYVISCONTI #DAVIDBOWIE #WEARAMASK #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike doesn't read the Russia Report but Dan has Alesha Dixon's flow and comes in with Big D**k Energy. The word MALFEASANCE is also used. #MISTEEQ #NYT #NEWYORKTIMES #RUSSIAREPORT #BRITISHDEMOCRACYISDEAD #HARRYPOTTER #TORIES #LOGICOFTHEINSANE #VAR #FRANKIEHOWARD #MAXWELL #TRUMP #CHINA #USA #NAZIS #AWARNINGFROMHISTORY #JONATHANPIE #WINNIETHEPOOH #XIJINPING #FESTIVE50 #CONSPIRACYTHEORIES #MSM #LASTWEEKTONIGHT #BIGDICKENERGY #STEWARTLEE #THEQUEENMOTHERSRIDE #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan witter on about the Grand Conservative Plan, the slide from 'glory', Cosgrove Hall cartoons & offer their unrivaled opinions as frontier psychiatrists on racists. #BREXIT #PARIAH #FARAGEGARAGE #LONDON2012 #COUNTDUCKULA #TERRYSCOTT #RACISTS #FREUD #WILFRIEDZAHA #AVFC #BLACKLIVESMATTER #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan claim #TOPCONTENTPOD as "the conduit for International Espionage", plus llamas, associates of Cilla and 90s boy bands. It's like an audio version of a #ColdWarSteve collage. #COVID19 #REVERSEBOBGELDOF #LLAMAS #WASHINGTON #TRUMP #GEOFFREYDURHAM #THEGREATSOPRENDO #PIFFPAFFPOOF #JEFFREYEPSTEIN #BOBCAROLGEES #ADRENOCHROME #QANON #GHISLAINEMAXWELL #DEEPSTATE #NUMBERSTATIONS #RENAULTESPACE #MN8 #SAMUELSMITH #TITANTICBREWERY #PLUMPORTER  #TESCO #LEMONADE #HULLFC #WIMBLEDON #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike and Dan ask,  "Why are they cooking at me?" "Do Muppets have a race?" "What the f**k are you going to Sweden for, Patrick Burns?" To find the answers, look in the #hashtags and LISTEN! #SUPERSATURDAY #NOELSHOUSEPARTY #ANT #DEC #MANCITY #SAINTS #MYSTERIOUSCITIESOFGOLD #CASUALTY #CHARLIE #ADRENOCHROME #MUPPETS #CELEBRITYMASTERCHEF #MASTERCHEFUK #GREGGS #SWEDEMASON #BROOMCUPBOARD #ZOOM #PLANB #GORDONBURNS #NICKOWEN #BBCMIDLANDSTODAY #PATRICKBURNS #TOTP #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike & Dan talk of the original Electoral College Dropout, Kanye West via Ralf Little, the Manchester Ritz, hand sanitizing in Nevada and Southport. Varied. #LASVEGAS #VEGASSMART#SUPERSATURDAY #MELLOWVEGAS #AMERICANSSAYINGSORRY #DOUBLEDOWN #EASTKILBRIDE #DEATHINPARADISE #BBCONE #BENMILLER #ARDALOHANLON #BLOKEINBTADSANDMYFAMILY #RALFLITTLE #MIMING #TOTP #INTERNATIONALSIGNOFDJING #V96 #WARRINGTON #BOWIE #GLASTONBURY #KANYEWEST #YE #RAYJ #USELECTION #BREWSTERSMILLIONS #NONEOFTHEABOVE #THEGAP #DAILYRUNDOWN #ELECTORALCOLLEGE #IDAHO #CHEEKYPINT #HAMTOUCHER #TWAT #MENTALLYILLGOLF #SOUTHPORT #BREXIT #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike and Dan proclaim Armando Iannucci a genius of sorts, talk Vegas and the Manic Street Preachers and ruin Danger Mouse for you. #POLITICS #APOLOGIES #DOUBLEDOWN #LIES #HATMANCOCK #FREEDOM #ANARCHY #MSP #MANICSTREETPREACHERS #NIGERIANEMAIL #NOTRACIST #ANTIRACIST #JAMESDEANBRADFIELD #SYDBARRETT #COVID19 #BLM #LASVEGAS #BREXIT #ARMANDOIANNUCCI #GENIUS #THETHICKOFIT #AVENUE5 #INTHELOOP #HBO #VEEP #THEDEATHOFSTALIN #JASONISAACS #HELLO #TEAMAMERICA #FUCKYEAH #GREENCARD #ROBERTBATHURST #MICHELBARNIER #SACKDOMINICCUMMINGS #ROTTENBOROUGHS #PLACEHOLDER #JONSTEWART #INSTITUTIONALBIAS #FAMILY #ELITE #TRUMP #DRAINTHESWAMP #CABINET #MARKFRANCOIS #PENFOLD #DANGERMOUSE #NERO #JAY #INBETWEEENERS #BUSWANKER #DELBOY #NORTHAMPTON #NOKIA #ERICANDRE #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

From english football to European cricket via Coldplay and Pink Floyd. A mixed bag. #ANFIELD #LFC #CHAMPIONS #FIREWORKS #GUNS #EVERTONMEGASTORE #CARPARKS #EUROPEANCRICKETNETWORK #CLUJ #CARPOOLKARAOKE #CZECHSUPERSERIES #EUROT10 #PRAGUESPARTANSMOBILZERS #VANDALS #ROOKS #BUDEJOVICEBARRACUDAS #KUMARSANGAKKARA #TALENT #APPLICATION #COVID19 #THEHUNDRED #T20BLAST #TRAINS #SNOWDEN #INTERMURALFRENCHCRICKET #LAFC #INTERMIAMI #MRTAYLORSHEAD #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Liverpool finally win the Premier League but Mike and Dan have plans for Everton. #LFC #ANFIELD #CHAMPIONS #WATERBOARDING #DIVISIONLINE #CROSBY #FIFTYSHADESOFGREY #KAREN #EFC #GOODISONPARK #BRAMLEYMOOR #BDSM #SADOMASOCHISM #SM #ENTREPRENEUR #PARKING #TOFFEES #FIREWORKS #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Seriously, no real joy in this episode and some things discussed could trigger distress or trauma. Ranty. #BLACKLIVESMATTER #TERRORISM #READING #CONSPIRACYTHEORIES #DISTRACTION #BILLYSHEARS #WINGS #ROCKSTAR #THEWHO #POSTHOCERGOPROPTERHOC #JOURNALISM #JONSOPEL #BBC #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Dan gets confused between Polish and Romanian cricket teams and Mike questions shampoo use in Arsenal's changing rooms, and idiot pixies. #ENGLAND #CRICKET #ECB #EPL #PREMIERLEAGUE #CLUJCRICKETCLUB #EURO10CRICKET #USACRICKET #ROMANIACRICKET #DAVIDLUIZ #AFC #ARSENAL #SHAMPOO #HARALDSCHUMACHER #PATRICKBATTISTON #CHRISTOPHERREEVE #EURO92 #MIKELARTETA #MERSEYDERBY #LFC #EFC #HCAFC #HULLCITY #PETERWHITTINGHAMRIP #BRUCERIOCH #GREGORRIOCH #ARSENALFANTV #ADEBAYOAKINFENWA #THEBEAST #ZOOMFANCAMS #SUFC #BLUNTS #COVID19 #RAAB #JHB #LOTUSELAN #NCFC #CANARIES #DELIA #SADIOMANÉ #ZENITHDATASYSTEMSCUP #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Mike and Dan discuss the films of Michael Mann, the Tikaram family and Hollywood movie remakes that need to be shot on location in the heart of the UK. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER #RIZAHMED #MICHAELMANN #VINTAGETV #NIZLOPI #TOTP #THISLIFE #TINITATIKARAM #DREAMTEAM #SKYONE #BRITBOX #PEBBLEMILLATONE #EDGBASTON #LAX #BHX #RUNCORN #RALFLITTLE #THEROBERTPESTONQUESTION #BRIANMCFADDEN

Mike and Dan meander between the genius of Cold War Steve, confessions of voting Conservative and lots and lots of singing.  #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER #COLDWARSTEVE #TORIES #CONFESSION #ANDYSTREET #PENNINESPLIT #JOHNLEWIS #MARCUSRASHFORD #ELMO #COLSTON #SUPERMARIOBROSTHEMOVIE #SPEED  #VINYL #MARKHEAP #ROSSKING

The lovely people at Aussie audio experts RØDE are doing a competition called 'My RØDE Cast'. Prizes to be won, a whole lotta fun. This is the short and sweet entry from Mike and Dan. TOP Top Content. If you click https://myrodecast.com/listen/entry/3107 and vote for us, we might even win the title of "People's Princess, Queen of our Hearts"! #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #FOLLOWTHEMONEY #COVID19 #CORONAVIRUS #ALEXJONES #INFOWARS #PRISONPLANET #PAULJOSEPHWATSON #PAULTHOMASANDERSON #MAGNOLIA #THEMASTER #INHERENTVICE #BOOGIENIGHTS #PUNCHDRUNKLOVE #MAYARUDOLPH #MINNIERIPPERTON #LOVINGYOU

The Premier League is almost back, Priti Patel makes word soup, we talk cricket and there's a dodgy Scouse accent in there too. Sorry. #EPL #PL #PREMIERLEAGUE #FOOTBALL #SOCCER #EFC #LFC #HCAFC #EVERTON #LIVERPOOL #HULLCITY #HATTMANCOCK #THEGOONSHOW #PRITIPATEL #DOMINICRAAB #THEROOMNEXTDOOR #MICHAELSPICER #QUEUE #CUE #CRICKET #ENGVWI #OLDTRAFFORD #EDGBASTON #YOUBEARS #PRINCE #DAVIDBOWIE #VAR #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Homemade bacon, the subversive genius of James Corden, Yorkshire fashion and a full recap of anyone who's missed Neighbours for 2 decades. Plus, who have Mike and Dan killed with the #TopContentCurse this week? #GAMMON #BACON #JAMESCORDEN #GAVINANDSTACEY #EASTENDERS #TOPCONTENTCURSE #JOHNLESLIE #ABITITMUSS #GLENCAMPBELL #YORKSHIRETV #FASHIONEXPERT #FULLYBOOKED #NEIGHBOURS #TOMJONES #BRISTOL #TOSSINGAPUDSEYBEAR #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER

Trump could save us. Judd Trump, the snooker player.  Plus Prince live, Johnny Marr, conspiracy theories and how Pharrell Williams ruined the world. #CONSPIRACYTHEORIES #TRUMP #RONNIEOSULLIVAN #SNOOKER #JUDDTRUMP #FATLARRYSBAND #IKEA #SERAFINOWICZ #PRINCE #KENDODD #JOHNNYMARR #PHARRELL #HAPPY #LIMMY #HBO #HARRYSTYLES #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST

The Top Content Curse continues, protests not riots, bunkers in Mar-A-Lago and Pokemon! #THETOPCONTENTCURSE #MODERNFAMILY #SPACEFORCE #PROTESTSNOTRIOTS #BLACKLIVESMATTER #MARALAGOBUNKER #DALEYTHOMPSON #HUGHPYM # POKEMON #POKEMONGO #CANADIANGEESE #CHESHIRE #TOPCONTENTCURSE

Get 'em in with the laughs then hit 'em with the rhetoric. Half serious with F**k Off & Let It Be. Half fun with The Impressionists' Impressionist. #LETITBE #THEBEATLES #MACCA #RINGO #MORRISSEY #FARAGE #JIMWHITE #STEVECLARIDGE #GARYLINEKER #ALANHANSEN #MARKLAWRENSON #PROFBRIANCOX #JOHNPEEL #ALANCARR #RICHIEBENAUD #TONYGRIEG #BORISJOHNSON #ANDYMURRAY #JASONSTATHAM #BILLYIDOL #TONYBLAIR #WILLIAMHAGUE #TOMJONES #PETERMANDELLSON #DAVIDBECKHAM #HARRYREDKNAPP #DAVIDCAMERON #TWAT #STEVELAMACQ #STEWIEGRIFFIN #HACKERTDOG #PETERDICKSON

Apologies for these special 2 Cummings Chronicles #TOPCONTENTPOD uploads. A bit laugh free but as God, Dolly Parton, put it, "If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain." P*ss poor meeja, Trump and Watford striker Troy Deeney all mentioned here. Don't forget, 𝙁𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮. #MEEJABUBBLE #DOMINICCUMMINGS #CUMMGATE #BORIS #CORONAVIRUS #TRUMP #SENTIENTGAFF #POINTLESSTV #HEALTHY #ALANBRAZIL #TROYDEENEY #WATFORD #EPL #THEGAMESGONE

No 13th Episode, obviously. We're already aware of The TOP CONTENT Curse. 14 is all relatively serious - it involves a Government Adviser, Dr Doug Ross from Chicago's County General Hospital and sweet, sweet freedom. #DOMINICCUMMINGS #CUMMGATE #BORIS #CORONAVIRUS #THESPECTATOR #BASICINSTINCT #PETERSUTCLIFFE #YORKSHIRERIPPER #GEORGECLOONEY #DOUGROSS #SCOTTISHFACUPFINAL #TVBURP

Movies, the Greatest Carvery in The Football League and the Turner Prize are part of Mike and Dan's hot news commentary this time around. #HomesUnderThehammer #Wittertainment #Twattertainment #GOOP #WidnesCarCentre #PremierLeague #Bundesliga #DerbyCountyFootballClub #WrongGoal #Playbus #Larry&Paul #TurnerPrize #podcast #TOPCONTENTPOD #listeningtogether

9/11, Morrissey and an International Football assassin all talked about as The Curse of Top Content continues. #911 #SpikeJimmyLee #SteveCoogan #Arsenal #AaronRamsey #Golf #InfoWars #podcast #TOPCONTENTPOD #listeningtogether

Haircare, Richard Hawley and a car in Cumbria are all up for discussion. Vic & Bob also make an appearance amongst Welsh politics and Ty Burrell. #tyburrell #benstiller #podcast #TOPCONTENTPOD #listeningtogether

Nothing is not discussed. From shaving, swearing to Jerry Stiller with Bambi, Grease and a Chip Shop Churchill to boot. Apologies for Dan's very animated wife in the background. #podcast #TOPCONTENTPOD #listeningtogether

This is a shameless extra podcast to carry on talking about TIGER KING, then Mark King, Mark Francois, Scarface, Arthur Scargill, Billy Elliot and Billy on the Street. Oh, and Human League. #podcast #TOPCONTENTPOD #listeningtogether

Mike and Dan talk Irish Pop, mystery Birmingham boozers & Joe Exotic (because even mentioning him gets you clicks) plus a BONUS episode very very soon... #podcast #TOPCONTENTPOD #listeningtogether

Mike & Dan explore ASMR, Paul McCartney's 'woke' period, American sporting goods stores, QI Elves, the New York Knicks and Fat Larry's Pub Quizzes.

Everything is covered from Hot Shots Part Deux to Sonia to speech giving. #podcast #TOPCONTENTPOD #listeningtogether

Mike & Dan talk charity, Kraftwerk and the Spanish Flea. #podcast #TOPCONTENTPOD #listeningtogether

Getting female comedians' names and celebrity family relationships wrong with aplomb. Sorry.  Cricket, Curtis and more Top of the Pops.  Contains squawking peacocks. #starwars #original #hashtagabuse #contextfree #cricket #thehundred #richardblackwood #totp

A full length podcast from Mike & Dan talking #radiogeeks, Tessa Sanderson, Port & brandy. #radio #channel5 #alloallo #amarillo #accidentalpartridge #bigshow

Top Content strays into mid to late 90s football chat so that's why it's merely an incidental episode. For those who have seen Malcolm Christie in his pomp. #nufc #murder #spender #kennymiller

"Richard Blackwood, the Plantagenets & Catholic doctrine" aka "The Two Mopes, Hollyoaks plus Eltons Ben and John" #Yesterday #WhoDaMan #Bananaman

Mike and Dan bring you TOP CONTENT on beer, Carry On films and former Newcastle United strikers. #podcast #TOPCONTENTPOD #listeningtogether