The Wrants Show

We celebrate St. Louis Cardinals goat Albert Pujols chasing 700 home runs, but need to ask the question…How old is he really?

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Kevin Berling worked at Gravity Diagnostics in Covington for about 10 months in 2019. Because he suffers from anxiety and panic attacks, Berling asked the company not to celebrate his birthday, as it does for most employees. Apparently, Michael Scott works at Gravity Diagnostics and will fire you for not wanting an ice cream cake. 

Is Kourtney Kardashian & Travis Barker (Kravis) pregnant or just basking in the 10 pounds you gain when falling in love? Also, Kris Jenner has Kourtney a treadmill for 10 hours a day to protect the family brand. 

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Are Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith getting a divorce? Should we care? Should Jada get $200 million from Will? Will she do G.I. Jane 2? We answer all of these questions on this episode. 

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Satan & Satanic Temple has a message for you.. They’re no longer the human sacrificing, blood drinking people that you once thought they were, they now just want to have an after school club and teach your kids bake sales and games for your elementary children. 

Satan wants you to know, he’s just normal guy at the PTA.

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Bonus Episode: After the Chicago Bulls take the series back to Chicago tied up 1-1, this is a cause for celebration and to example how the Chicago Bulls could get you a pair of Gold Teeth. 

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On Wednesday, Shohei Ohtani put on an exhibition for all to see, since he is becoming a free agent is he going to be the first Billion dollar pitcher in baseball? 

Also, on this episode the General Manager of the Cincinnati Reds showcases how to make sure everyone in Cincinnati becomes a Cubs fans, and a Pitcher in a college baseball game attacks the base runner after giving up a home run. 

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Tucker Carlson has a message for men…. Take your shirt off, chomp down some wood, listen to Kid Rock, & tan your balls. That’s what a real man would do in a Tucker Carlson world. Also, in this episode, Jesse Waters of Fox News shows his audience how to be a predator on a date. 

Alex Jones calls into the show to talk about InfoWars filing for bankruptcy. He also, discloses in this episode his current feud with MyPillow.com CEO, Mike Lindell, he has a lizard person held hostage in his closet, and listeners of The Wrants Show will receive a special discount code to the InfoWars Store. 

Donald Trump, IsIs, January 6th Rioters & John walk into a bar, and the bartender says…..”We don’t serve people banned on Twitter”.

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Just a friendly reminder to grab your kids from the car in the Wal Mart parking lot before you go inside to grab your chicken tenders. 

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Tennessee does it again… Tennessee Senate passes bill to allow over-the-counter sales of ivermectin

Did you hear about the guy that was found dead in his house with over 120 snakes in his house? Including a Python, Rattlesnake and a Black Mamba.

Matt believes all snake owners are Satanist.  

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Bonus Episode: John goes off on a “Wrant” about Kim Kardashian claiming that Amy Schumer is funny. 

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Kardashians - Burn Them All to the *Censored* Ground (Hulu TV Show Review). We do the dirty work and review the first episode of the new Kardashian show on Hulu. Travis Scott, Pete Davidson, & Kanye West might need to be in a milk carton after watching the first episode.

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This year’s NBA Finals are broken down and explained. Also, we discuss the greatest NBA duel, a little update the White Sox, and the very serious debate of the 1970’s Boston Celtics the ugliest team in the history of sports.

Grandpas sliding into College age women’s DM’s offering to take them to Cabo for the weekend is the creepiest thing are elders could do.

Cutting Room Floor Edition: Some of the funniest stuff we record is when we are getting ready to record. Here is our take on Peppa Pig.

You don’t have to celebrate Mother’s Day, You can eat pizza in bed, No one is wondering why you’re getting out of bed at 3am, so many perks to being divorced.

Starbucks Lemon Cake, Lemon Pound Cake, Lemon in Water, & Lemon Chicken. All Lenon is bad for friendships & your health.

If you happen to meet us at buffet in Nashville this is what you can expect.

Would a $100 Million buy you a pet Tiger?

Is $100 Million enough to fly around the country joining in on food challenges?

Transporting to Flushing with PB&J

Mark Zuckerberg brags that his employees call him the “Eye of Sauron”.

We discuss the latest findings from our new podcast analytics

John shares his story of starting a gang, and Matt talks about snitching on Champ

A show on wrestling.

Screw Danzig, & The Misfits, and what happened to a Brian Reagan?

Tennessee Republicans & Gov. Bill Lee showcase to the world the hillbillies that they’re.

How many criminals are currently sitting in the U.S. House of Representatives?

Lauren Boebart recently tweeted out an idea for an age limit to be LGBTQ+ we debate what she meant

How many Covid vaccines would you get? How does 87 of them sound?

In this two-part episode we read an email from Santa Clause, and the fanboying begins. John shares an Obamacare story, and Matt is wondering where the Sarah Palin death panels went.

You can learn more about Santa by visiting him at https://www.santaclausnorthpolealaska.com/

In this two-part episode we read an email from Santa Clause, and the fanboying begins.

Sing-a-long to the Chandelier

Our bold prediction for the Baltimore Orioles

Will the MVP be Tim Anderson or Mike Trout? Also, John finalizes who is winning the World Serie, and we both agree the Chicago Cubs will continue to be trash.

Will Freddie Freeman head back to the World Series with the LA Dodgers this year? Will Tony LaRussa stay sober long enough to manage the Chicago White Sox to a League Championship, with the Toronto Blue Jays reach the ultimate prize because they’re allowed to play a full season in their home stadium, with the Houston Astros cheat this year? We give you our Major League Baseball World Series predictions.

Did John give Matt food poisoning 7 days after he cooked dinner?

It might be CoCoMelon, or The Lorax, we breakdown the different movies & shows that we as parents have had to suffer with for the love of our children. Also, we learned a new word.