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By Anna Hayven
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This Chick Is Toast
BurntToast joins us to talk about Will Kincaid dredging up Brett Keane from his watery grave, watch as Tucker Carlson is confronted by a BitChuter, and laugh as Lord of Patriarchy is shown to Toast for the very first time!
March 17, 2021
Von Helton Loses His Clan
Von Helton has lost his family for the twelfth consecutive time in a row, we talk about the internet taking the stock-market into its own hands, and we discuss the possibility of adding a 51st state to the union!
March 17, 2021
The BitChute Rabbithole
We discuss MAGA hats pulling of their masks with Biden assuming the role of president and we decide to finally make our way down the BitChute rabbithole to discover all the morons there who were too stupid for even YouTube!
March 2, 2021
Election Aftermath & Social Implosion
Trump has been banned from Twitter after five years as its biggest account, we dive into some social media alternatives such as BitChute and Parler to see what potential they have, then we check out an old interview of Bernie Sanders from the 80s where he talks about what it's like to be a socialist mayor under the Reagan administration!
January 25, 2021
Jo Jorgensen & The Libertarian Party
We have a longform discussion about the history of the Libertarian Party and their 2020 candidate Jo Jorgensen! We dive into her policies and compare her strategies as a third party candidate with Howie Hawkins. Later on, SWEGTA invites GuyWhoLied onto the show to given a drunken rant about the government!
July 28, 2020
Getting Lost In The Sauce
We compare the Green Party's Howie Hawkins to Libertarian candidate Jo Jorgensen to decide which party Ani will vote for. Later on, we talk about the United States Army having a mind boggling interaction with Discord and tear into Twitter's new list of suggested words!
July 14, 2020
Call For Vice Presidential Reform
We are amazed at David Pakman eating a strawberry, Anna gets in a huge rant about Chef Ramsay's overpriced restaurants, Andrew Yang suggests that people should be getting paid by big tech for their data, we check out more Teddy Rubskin, and ultimately conclude that the Vice President position is selected in a very undemocratic way!
June 28, 2020
Butch Hartman Thinks God Cures Tism
We are left dumbfounded as Butch Hartman claims that God has cured people's autism, then dive into multiple cases of the USA police violating the Geneva Convetion, and discuss Spongebob being confirmed by Nick as an LGBT character.
June 28, 2020
A Venture Into Asmongold’s Lair
We venture together deep into Asmongold's lair, we check out one of Teddy Rubskin's very first YouTube videos called Mission McGriddle Burger to honor the loss of his channel, and we take a look at some of the insane protest raging out all across America!
June 27, 2020
Left-Wing Age of Division
We look back at Elizabeth Warren's further plummeting political career, scowl as Bernie Sanders tries to silence his supporter from attacking Joe Biden and the Democrats, and finally respond to Cult of Dusty claiming that third-party voters are crypto-MAGA!
June 27, 2020
Howie Hawkins & The Green New Deal
We do an in-depth dive on the history of the Green Party of the United States, 2020 Presidential Candidate Howie Hawkins, and The Green New Deal as Animancer attempts to convince his co-hosts and you in the audience to begin supporting a third party this election cycle!
June 27, 2020
Riffing On Mr. Dapperton
We riff on Mr. Dapperton's sub-par content, see Gazi Kodzo rage at Greta Thunberg, laugh as Jim Bakker finally gets sued, and conclude that Joe Biden is just the white version of Bill Cosby!
June 27, 2020
TikTok Pastor & Von Helton Returns
We watch as Joe Biden feels entitled to black votes while forgetting Obama's name, Chris Hansen ends up calling out Biden for being a weirdo, we discuss the idea of having age limits for politicians, we meet a moronic pastor on TikTok, and we see the long-awaited return of Von Helton!
June 27, 2020
Underhaven Vs. LegndofPhoenix
We have a discussion with Legndofphoenix regarding an argument we had over Twitter relating to Stephen King's tweets and other topics! We later talk about Pelosi ripping up the State of the Union.
February 17, 2020
Warcraft III: Reforged & Refunded
We chat about Warcraft III Reforged being a failure, we see a reporter make a career ending mistake reporting on Kobe Bryant, and we look back on the infamous Video Games song.
February 10, 2020
Rapping Rednecks of Mississipi
We watch Von Helton show off his Skyrim wives, take a look back at Cult of Dusty's brief rap career, and laugh as Onision fails to take Repzion and Chris Hansen to court.
February 1, 2020
The Joe Biden Mega-Thread
We dismiss Trump's claim of presidential harassment, dive into a mega-thread of weird shit done by Joe Biden, see Andrew Yang and Tulsi Gabbard screwed by the media, and rant about the new Pokemon DLC!
January 22, 2020
Automation Debate With Sandre
We have an impromptu debate with Sandre the Teacher regarding automation, talk about Hillary taking jabs at Bernie on Howard Stern, and complain about a banana being deemed a work of art!
January 4, 2020
The Papa Johns Meltdown
Animancer and SWEGTA are joined for the second time by Hannibal and Monty! They check out Papa Johns having a meltdown and eating forty pizzas in one month, see Yang speak out against being silenced by MSNBC, watch Velma from Scooby Doo take on Amazon, and a 5H1T ton more!
December 3, 2019
Melvin Brother of The Joker
We are joined by Jae Darké as Animancer rages out at Jesse Lee Peterson over Andrew Yang and we are introduced to Melvin: Brother of the Joker!
November 17, 2019
The Past Predicts The Future
We are joined by RPGMinx as we watch the past attempt to predict life in the future, we hear one of the worst podcasts ever made, talk about the state of YouTube & Twitch, and much more!
November 17, 2019
The End of Non Sequitur Show
We are joined by Steve McRae & Vince Bird to talk about video games taking the blame for everything, discuss the aftermath of Non Sequitur and talk about how much worse YouTube is getting.
August 13, 2019
The Stoned-Aged Asians
We are joined by Marshal Manson & Marilyn Mathers, we get to celebrate a full year of Underhaven, check out an Alaskan prayer gone wrong, drink down a classic Kool-Aid commercial that just doesn't hold up, and see Kamala Harris destroy Joe Biden! 
August 13, 2019
The ICP Fursuit Conspiracy
We are joined by Frank & Bran of The Geek Room, see ICP get scammed out of a fursuit, watch Von Helton talk about being over 300 years old, and Josh Feuerstein attempts to find trans propaganda in Toy Story 4!
July 18, 2019
Pastor Anderson Banned From Ireland
We are joined by Hannibal & Monty, watching Steven Anderson get banned from Ireland and discussing the ongoing effects from the Vox Adpocalypse!
July 10, 2019
E.W. Jackson Vs. Democracy
We are joined by CaptnKyrsh, Von shows us his car collection, we see southern politician E.W. Jackson speak out against "homocracy", and we continue to see how uncomfortable Biden makes people (especially Animancer)!
July 2, 2019
SWEGTA Debates Warcorpse
We see SWEGTA square off with Warcorpse666, we're introduced to an ad with woke farmers, and we see the return of Gay Steve Harvey talking about cults!
June 18, 2019
Celebrating Animancer’s Birthday
We are joined by Jeff Holiday & Jae Darke to celebrate Animancer's 21st birthday, we see Jared Genesis' song about his haters, and watch the continual downfall of The Vigilant Christian.
June 16, 2019
The End of The Gotcha Boys
We are joined by Ben from Drunken Peasants to discuss The Gotcha Boys ending, see Prince Harry angry at Fortnite for some reason, and even check out some crazy old anti-drug PSAs!
May 25, 2019
Open Letter To The Vigilant Christian
We are joined by Pimpmunk to engage in our first bonus episode, we give an open letter to The Vigilant Christian, and see new allegations rise up about Joe Biden, we rebuke the bigotry of Rick Wiles! 
May 25, 2019
Joe Biden Keeps Getting Weirder
We are joined by Creamsicle to see Joe Biden get into more trouble over sniffing women, watch a mullet man rage against Anderson Cooper, and endure a terrible Steven Anderson video! 
May 25, 2019
John Page Talks WingsOfRedemption
We are joined by John Page to see Joe Biden accidentally announce his run for presidency, watch Warcorpse rage on the New Zealand tragedy, and John introduces us to WingsOfRedemption! 
March 29, 2019
NateTalksToYou Meets Von Helton
We are joined by NateTalksToYou to give our explanation and express our frustration at the tragedy in New Zealand, then introduced him toLord Jared Genesis for the first time, and later talked about Biden dick-teasing his followers with running in 2020! 
March 29, 2019
Introduction To Vermin Supreme
We are joined by Billy the Fridge to see Vermin Supreme launch his 2020 campaign, we laugh as FakeSagan tries to return to YouTube in order to step up to Alex Jones, and watch as hating Nickelback becomes so mainstream that politicians make fun of them! 
March 29, 2019
Getting Blocked By Razorfist
We are joined by Jae Darké to watch Eric Porterfield's flops, see Mill Bitchell living up to his name, address Brett Keane's bullshit accusations, and somehow manage to get SWEGTA blocked by Razorfist within a single episode!  
February 23, 2019
Brett Keane Meets SWEGTA
We are joined by Ben from Drunken Peasants to watch Jared Genesis and Sage Wanderer talk about World War 3 being on the horizon, see a Von Helton clone from a Weird Al video, and laugh at an old clip of SWEGTA and Brett Keane interacting for the first time!
February 23, 2019
Jared Genesis Does Kung-Fu
We are joined by Monty in order to learn a thing or two about Von's history with his wife, see Mario apologize for trying to get laid, watch a man fight over rice, and burst out laughing as Jared Genesis shows us how a real master of martial arts fights!
February 22, 2019
Riffing PragerU With GDR
We are joined by GirlDoesRant to talk about the wall's GoFundMe getting shut down, watch Von Helton attempt to team up with Prager U, and we even get to see a real life NPC!
January 23, 2019
Debating On Trump’s Wall
We are joined by RyanHimself and Sinrise from Insomnist to discuss the bullshit drama surrounding Louis C.K., see Von's new exercise routine, and have an extended debate regarding the wall and government shutdown.
January 14, 2019
The Joker Enters A Vape Shop
We are joined by Pimpmunk to talk about the recent Onision drama, discuss The Joker raiding a Vape shop for memes, and get into plenty of Von Helton videos!
January 3, 2019
Animancer Rages At Von Helton
We are joined by Modern Medusa to watch Sage Wanderer show off his katana skills, see Von argue with Animancer over Twitter, and poke some fun at Egghead's horrible Christmas special!
December 26, 2018
Vadim’s Battle With Aids
We moderated an informal debate between Vadim Newquist and long time detractor Aids Dank. 
December 23, 2018
Animancer Vs. Papa Johns
We are joined by Pull the Trigger as Animancer goes on a massive rant against Von Helton, Swegta has a passionate rant about Brett Keane, we talked a bit about the Game Awards, and finally watched a cringy Papa Johns ad from almost a decade ago.
December 23, 2018
The Simpsons Scientology
We are joined by Jeff Holiday to talk about Bart Simpson's voice actor being a Scientologist, learn about the next step in human evolution, and we saw Von Helton's legendary new salute!
December 4, 2018
Vadim Newquist Vs. Jimmy Dore
We are joined by Vadim Newquist to talk about his recent debate with Jimmy Dore on Drunken Peasants and we apparently got schooled by some moron on gravity!
December 4, 2018
The World’s Oldest Weeb
We are joined by Honest Red, saw Trump get into shit for giving Elvis the Medal of Freedom, learned a thing or two about the Mothman, met the world's oldest weeaboo, and Animancer considered getting a Hand Job!
December 4, 2018
Our Cringe-O-Ween Special
We were joined by Marshal Manson and Marilyn Mathers to watch some of Egghead's cringey Halloween special, make ourselves some dump cakes, and laugh as Uncle Stormy justifiably goes to prison!
November 15, 2018
Punching Feminists = Banned
We are joined by Skewbanks & HHH as we find out that punching feminists in video games is banned, celebrate Egghead Day, and ask ourselves if we'd rather be dead or Steve Shives! 
November 14, 2018
The One Man Caravan
We are joined by PaganSituations to see Von talk about how he could become a knight, watch Egghead put on a cringey character, somehow suffered through Tucker Carlson, and talked about caravans!
November 14, 2018
Von Helton For President
We are joined by Ben from Drunken Peasant to see Von Helton tell us what he would do as president, listen to some Bigfoot stories, hear about Megyn Kelley getting fired, and saw underwear for women's boobs!
October 30, 2018
Watching God’s Chosen Film
We were joined by Anahata Hearts to we learn a thing or two about God's movie and secret giants hidden under the ice, see affirmative action may make it's way out, and wind up amazed as Von Helton successfully uses his Elder Scroll!
October 30, 2018
Joshua Bonehill Gets Boned
We joined by Jae Darké to learn how dogs can be used for world peace, laugh as Joshua Bonehill returns with his national-tism, look at some public freakouts, and see Von don some classy attire!
October 30, 2018
Kanye West Loves Trump
We are joined by Chica to watch Kanye talk to Trump in the Oval Office, get an introduction to Joshua Bonehill, see the Point of Spective guy lay down another classic, and played a game of Crapshoot!
October 30, 2018
Von Helton’s Teeth Envy
We are joined by The Geek Room to see Von Helton claim teeth are a fetish, watch a dude with colored hair kick someone for thinking differently, and went back into time to revisit Chad Warden!
October 30, 2018
Lindsay Lohan Goes Wacko
We are joined by TheMedsPeds to watch Lindsay Lohan steal some chilluns, laugh and cry as Von Helton throws his wife under the bus and sings some tunes, and SWEGTA forces Animancer to suffer through a TYT video!
October 30, 2018
Jim Bakker’s Bucket Bonanza
We are joined by Pimpmunk to laugh at Jim Bakker's concern for everyone's bowels, have a talk about privatizing social media websites, watch a beached whale and talked a bit about fatness, and complain about YouTube as always!
October 30, 2018
Going Down The Bigotry Coil
We are joined by Marshal Manson to endure the Christian stupidity of Brett Keane, Von Helton, Wild Bill, Steven Anderson and plenty of others!
October 29, 2018
Europe Faces Meme Extinction
We are joined by DigbyTheGoat and Creamsicle, talk about the bullshit of article 13, watch The Vigilant Christian be struck down by YouTube, and delve into total madness!
October 29, 2018
Bending YouTube Over With Hellbent
We are joined by Hellbent to watch a stupid Egghead video, see plenty more Von Helton failure, and talk about the state of the internet!
October 29, 2018
Von Helton Is Sorcerer Supreme
We are joined by SkepTalkLive to watch VonHelton become a true wizard, see a fat woman complain to Taco Bell about cheese, and watch Alex Jones take on Little Marco in the battle of the morons!
September 9, 2018
Underhaven Meets Von Helton
We are joined by Wizard of Cause to barely survive through some shitty Feminist slam poetry, learn about the underground actor ring, and get caught up with our buddy Von Helton!
September 9, 2018
Jim Bakker’s New Apocalypse
We are joined by Half Heartless Heathen to learn what it means to be a man from the best, see Jim Baker take on some heavy topics, and watched the show fall to utter madness!
September 9, 2018
Anti-Gnome Advocacy Group
We are joined by Half Heartless Heathen to see Kane finally become mayor of Knox County, watch G Man reach Brett Keane levels of scum, and deal with a manchild whining about how horrible gnomes are.
August 7, 2018
Warcorpse Runs from SWEGTA
We are joined by Vadim Newquist to learn about the Kentucky Meat Shower, SWEGATA tears into the living ambien pill that is Warcorpse, and had Animancer expose the religious agenda of Butch Hartman's Oaxis Entertainment!
July 25, 2018
Daubenmire’s Banana Split
We are joined by Pimpmunk and Marshal Manson to watch a knife and a bat fight, see a Christian preach about the inconvenience of homosexuality, and somehow discover the love child of G-Time Johnny and Evan LeFavor!
July 25, 2018
Waluigi Is Robbed
We dug into internet culture, Animancer taught SWEGTA the origin of Waluigi, we talked about Snake's ass, and said goodbye to Toys R Us!
July 25, 2018