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What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)

What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)

By Emma Austin and Jake Austin
What's The Deal With Fucking? is the only podcast dedicated to sex on Seinfeld! We skip through the series, stopping at every episode with even a shred of sex content so we can overanalyze it and go on multiple tangents.

WTDWF is hosted by Emma Austin and Jake Austin of the Pillow Talk With Emma Austin podcast!
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The Negging
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Shoes" (S4, E16) and some really problematic leering. We also talk about snubbing your way into sex, Jerry not understanding women, and messing up your own sexual timetable! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Implant" (S4, E19) and getting creepy in the sauna! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk, the Pillow Talk Film Society porn watchalong series, and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
25:39
June 18, 2022
The Mid-90s Pete Davidson
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Pick" (S4, E13) and Elaine's tame nip slip. We also talk about ADHD hyperfixations, Kramer's sexual energy, and seeing way too much of your cousin. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Shoes" (S4, E16) and George and Jerry's creepy cleavage opinions! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk, the Pillow Talk Film Society porn watchalong series, and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
17:45
June 11, 2022
The No Fap Fail
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Contest" (S4, E11) and female masturbation on prime time television! We also talk about naked neighbors, man butts, and the parental sex equation. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Pick" (S4, E13)! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk, the Pillow Talk Film Society porn watchalong series, and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
45:01
May 21, 2022
The Closet Hooker
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Virgin" (S4, E8) and, uh, virgins! We also talk about closet organizing, post-sex ghosting, and the pioneering spirit! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be "The Contest" (S4, E11) and being the master of your domain! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk, the Pillow Talk Film Society porn watchalong series, and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
17:27
May 14, 2022
The Mommy Panties
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Cheever Letters" (S4, E8) and Jerry's terrible attempt at dirty talk! We also talk about discombobulating orgasms, phone machine sex, and sex waiting. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be "The Virgin" (S4, E10) and ghosting after sex! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk, the Pillow Talk Film Society porn watchalong series, and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
14:49
May 07, 2022
The Bless You Screw
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Good Samaritan" (S3, E19) and George blessing his way into some sex! We also talk about why married women are a little too easy to sleep with, the difference between cheating and having an affair, and whether you should even say anything when someone sneezes. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about... something from Season 4!  Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk, the Pillow Talk Film Society porn watchalong series, and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
23:12
April 16, 2022
The Short Kings
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Boyfriend" (S3, E17/18) and George's extremely relatable goal of fucking a very tall woman! We also talk about sneaking a peek in the locker room, overcompensating for your manly shortcomings, and couples who look like (step)siblings! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Good Samaritan" (S3, E20) and getting laid by being polite! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk, the Pillow Talk Film Society porn watchalong series, and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
20:22
April 02, 2022
The Cereal Box Condoms
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Fix-Up" (S3, E16) and George going one step away from personal ads and prostitutes! We talk about kitchen sex, buying condoms, and the things that make someone physically attractive. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Boyfriend" (S3, E17&18) and fantasizing about fucking tall women! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk, the Pillow Talk Film Society porn watchalong series, and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
21:23
March 26, 2022
The Gerald's Game
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Subway" (S3, E13) and George's misadventures in casual sex! We talk about fake millionaires, bondage with complete strangers, and overthinking everything. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Fix-Up" (S3, E16) and why kitchen sex might not be for everyone! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk, the Pillow Talk Film Society porn watchalong series, and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
11:09
March 19, 2022
The Bangable Chambermaid
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Red Dot" (S3, E12) without actually talking about the red dot! We analyze what makes chambermaids hot, what counts as sex, and why Emma would totally sit on a cake! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next week, we'll be talking about "The Subway" (S3, E13) and George's sexual misadventure! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
22:24
March 05, 2022
The Subway GILFs
Welcome back! This week, we're going long to talk about "The Stranded" (S3, E10), whether it's warranted or not! We cover the male code, George's scarcity mindset, and being too subtle to mack on anyone! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next week, we're hopping over to "The Red Dot" (S3, E12) and even more workplace sex! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
30:32
February 19, 2022
The Penis Match
Welcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Nose Job" (S3, E9) and Jerry letting his penis call the shots! We cover cute noses, being led around by your dick, and following your pussy vs. following your heart! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next week, it's "The Stranded" (S3, E10) and the male code! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
28:02
January 29, 2022
The Aural Sex
Welcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Tape" (S3, E8) and Elaine's audio porn recording! We cover Elaine as a fake pornstar, George having zero game, and trying to find the sexy scenes in Bee Movie! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next week, it's "The Nose Job" (S3, E9) and the struggle between Jerry's brain and his dick! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
26:31
January 22, 2022
The Nice Guy
Welcome back! Today, we're discussing "The Cafe" (S3, E7)! We very lightly touch on the titular cafe before talking about Jake's sexy winter coat, why bad boys are so alluring, and why nice guys ain't always so nice! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next week, we're moving on to "The Tape" (S3, E8) and Elaine's dirty audio porn! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
23:57
January 08, 2022
The Homosexual Store
Welcome back! Today, we're going long to talk about "The Note" (S3, E1) and George's twitchy dick! We talk about gay depression, peeping at the urinals, and Jake's bicurious phase! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Cafe" (S3, E7) and George's unfortunate opinions on nice guys! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
27:34
January 01, 2022
(BONUS) The Airing of Grievances
Happy Festivus everyone! This week, we're celebrating the holidays by airing our grievances! We've got problems with a lot of things, and now you're going to hear about them! Space bars that don't pause! A sex doll in every home - enough with the markups already! Mainstream media is keeping us all from getting horny! And someone get Wicked on the phone because Taylor Swift porn is a billion dollar idea! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Note" (S3, E1) - for real this time! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
25:12
December 23, 2021
The Impending Bladder Requirement
Welcome back! Today, we're going over the first real "show about nothing" Seinfeld episode, "The Chinese Restaurant" (S2, E11)! We talk about Elaine's ravenous and low-key sexy hunger, bladder orgasms, and pausing sex for a cheeky lil' piss! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Note" (S3, E1) and George's man-on-man massage! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
11:56
December 11, 2021
The Pal (And More)
Welcome back! Today, we're going over the first all-sex Seinfeld episode, "The Deal" (S2, E9)!  We go long in this one so we can talk about the difference between friends with benefits and fuck friends, naked channels, and Elaine looking fire as hell in Jerry's shirts! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Chinese Restaurant" (S2, E11) and George bolting away mid-sex! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
26:22
November 27, 2021
The Naked Food Truck
Welcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Revenge" (S2, E7).  Jerry suspects that the laundromat guy stole his money. Kramer helps him get revenge through property damage. It turns out to be a big misunderstanding. But we're basically ignoring all of that because we're here to talk about naked Elaine! Or rather, Elaine talking about being naked. We probe the limits of our nudism, ask whether semi-naked girlfriend is better than fully-naked girlfriend, and explore the fine line between being a boytoy and a run of the mill loser.  We also say "naked" way too much and threaten to start podcasting 7 days a week (don't tempt us!) Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be tearing into "The Deal" (S2, E9), the first wall-to-wall sex episode! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Episode
16:36
November 20, 2021
The Home Wife Advantage
Welcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Apartment" (S2, E5). Specifically, we're going to cover the home bed advantage and why domming as a guest would be awkward. More importantly, we'll try to crack open one of life's most vexing mysteries: married guy magnetism!  Why can't women resist a guy with a wedding ring? What makes married men so attractive? And does it work for Jake too or just real men? Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be dipping into "The Revenge" (S2, E7) and Elaine's (unfortunately fake) nudism. Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
18:08
November 13, 2021
The Initiators
Welcome back! This time, we're covering "The Phone Message" (S2, E4) and talking about coffee being sex, passively initiating sex, and men not picking up on horny signals. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? On the next episode, we'll be poring over "The Apartment" (S2, E5) with a major focus on married guy magnetism! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
14:18
November 10, 2021
The Sneaky Magician
We're skipping right to "The Ex-Girlfriend" (S2, E1) to talk about George and Jerry dealing with a boring girl who has a psychosexual hold on them, being attracted to people who suck at their jobs, and magicians (again)! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be covering "The Phone Message" (S2, E4) and the horny ladies features in that episode! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
11:49
November 10, 2021
The Porn Gift
For our first episode, we're covering the opening scene of "The Stakeout" (Season 1, Episode 2) (not counting the standup comedy that kicks off the show, because we could all do with a little less of that). Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? For the next epsiode, we'll be skipping right to the first episode of Season 2, "The Ex-Girlfriend." And somehow, we manage to get back on the subject of sex with magicians. Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access If you like what we do and want more of it, you can go to our Patreon page and become one of our Friends With Benefits! That will give you access to bonus episodes of Pillow Talk and early access to all of our podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast Intro Music Positive Fat Bass Intro Loop by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6093-positive-fat-bass-intro-loop License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
11:36
November 09, 2021