A Bartender's Guide to The Universe

We're backkkkk! This episode we discuss all the ins and outs of being in the weeds, NYC being open, Jon0's 10th year in New York, plus your favorites: Customer Service Announcement and Gossip On The Rocks!!! Grab a drink and turn this up!!! 

I know, I know it has been a while but we have a brand new show for you!!!! This episode we talk to Victoria who got promoted to General Manager during The Pandemic, break down our favorite streaming picks in The Quarantine Watch List and talk cash shit! Grab a drink and turn this up!!!!

On our first installment of A Bartender's Guide To Music, we chat it up with Elio Quest about his new project Harlem, CA. We listen to Suspect Music and check out Elio Quest's single GO TO. Grab a drink, and maybe some headphones and turn this up!

This week we discuss all the joys of getting arrested and how to manage your new life of crime. We chat it up with a formally incarcerated friend, only identified as "Craig", Play a drinking game called Cop A Plea and talk cash shit in Gossip On The Rocks! Grab a drink and turn this up!!!

Dry January?!? Why Not?!?! This episode we breakdown to pros and cons of observing Dry January. Add two parts of Gossip on The Rocks, shake with a Customer Service Announcement  and you have a brand new episode of A BARTENDER'S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE! Pour a drink and turn this up!

On this episode, we are joined by a very special co-host Nathalie and celebrate the Holidays. We drank a lot, eat great food and talked cash shit. This episode has a long pour of GOSSIP ON THE ROCKS, The BAd MoM'S : MAMMA KNOWS BEST, HOLIDO'S & HOLIDON'TS, AND MORE. Grab a drink, press play and turn this up!

We are back with a lost episode! We weren't going to release this but YOLO! On this episode Jon0 tells all of his business and chats about how to flip your Leftovers into a dope new meal. Along with the usual suspects, The Perfect Pair and Gossip On The Rocks, this lost episode will make you spit out your wine. Grab a drink and press play !

This episode we chat it up with a cool ass Witch and Jono's previous Bar Manager, K The Letter. There's Tequila, truth about Witchcraft, fun and more. Now, if you shake that with Gossip On The Rocks, it's a party!!!!!

This week's episode we chat and drink way too much Tequila with, artist. Chris Watts. Chris recently debuted in NYC with WHEN THERE IS NO SUN at  Monica King Contemporary and also Bartends with Yours Truly.  This week we also review a popular Brooklyn hot-spot and catch you up with the latest booze and food news.

We breakdown the chaos of indoor dining while still in a pandemic and ways to stay safe while you're getting that money.

Usually we don't talk politics at the bar but on this episode we break the 2020 Election and more. Grab a drink and join the foolishness.

This episode is the definitive guide to getting along in the workplace and not going to jail from the workplace! Also, we dive into great paring suggestions for Seafood & Beer. Later in the episode we have your favorite: The Customer Service Announcement. Pour all of that together in a shaker, shake and top with Gossip On The Rocks and we have the perfect episode just for you.

After our Summer Hiatus we are back with a jammed packed episode of all the Gossip we missed while we were away. Plus, we have some End of Summer Covid Vacation tips to keep you having fun and staying safe.

As the world is starts to reopen, some of us are in for some surprises. Some of us will have jobs to come back to, but some might not be so lucky. This episode is the guide to navigate the muddy waters of this new normal.

Segments

Gossip On The Rocks

- The latest in entertainment, food, and beverage news.

Quarantine Watch List: Superlative Awards

- A celebration of all the Reality TV Trainwrecks that kept us alive during Quarantine.

A Bartender's Guide to Reopening & Getting Fired On Your Day Off

- The ultimate guide to staying safe and keeping your job during the reopening process.

Covid-Menus

- A How-To on menu creation in a Coronavirus World.

Hangovers happen to all of and, in some cases, is undefeated. Even though you can't prevent them altogether when drinking, we have the ultimate guide to handling hangovers in style.

Segments:

Gossip On The Rocks

- This week's Hottest Topics in Food and Drink

CSA: Professionalism & The Pandemic

- We breakdown how the world is handling business during The Pandemic

A BARTENDER'S GUIDE TO HANGOVERS

- The ultimate guide to handling hangovers in style.

Feeding Your Monster

- A how-to on eating your way through a hangover

This episode is a guide on how to navigate The Summer Of Social Distancing. We have a feeling that Block Parties are gonna have a huge resurgence and want you to be ready to live your best life!

Segments:

Gossip On The Rocks

- This week's Hottest Topics in Food and Drink

Potato Salad & Other Beef

- The guide on how to avoid problems at the function and THE recipe for Potato Salad that won't make your family hate you! We introduce The Black Book (A collection of black recipes in America)

CSA: This Is Not TRL

- Customer Service Announcement to remind us to put some respect on our DJ's name.

A Bartender's Guide to The Block Party

- The Ultimate Guide to a successful block party

This week's episode/non-episode is A Bartender's Guide to The Universe's stand in solidarity with the global protests of Police Brutality and other forms of Systemic Racism. Black Lives Matter and until those lives are respected equally we will continue the fight!

It's basically the Freshman 15 but worse!

In Quarantine the pounds have been adding up and our appetites are out of control! Instead of hating on ourselves, on this episode, we celebrate our FAT ASSES!

Gossip On The Rocks

-This week's Hottest Topics in Food and Drink

Drinking Your Calories

- A breakdown of frozen/blended high-calorie booze-filled drinks.

A Bartender's Guide to The Quarantine 15

- A celebration of being fat, enjoying food and the different ways people eat Hot Dogs.

I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Drake

- We pair our favorite food to our favorite music and explore the two's relationship.

Gossip on the Rocks and 90 Day Fiancé

Gossip on the Rocks, Drinks ToGo and Frozen Pizza.  Dream Team

Gossip, Margaritas and Money 

Gossip, Ganja, and Good Times

Gossip, Tigers and Drinks--oh my!

Don't worry, you won't hear Chaka Khan singing the Anthem

A Bartender's Guide to the Holidays Part 1

A Bartender's Guide to Eating with People You Can't Stomach

A Bartender's Guide to Talking S#!T

A Bartender's Guide to Politics

A Bartender's Guide to Halloween Pt. 2

A Bartender's Guide to Halloween Pt. 1

A Bartender's Guide to Tipping on the First Date... Again