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McDonalds Your Way? The SLOB Show #44.
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
January 25, 2022
Hoots Is Better Than Hooters & What Happened To The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich? The SLOB Show #43.
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
January 11, 2022
Who has the best Mayo? The SLOB Show #42.
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
January 04, 2022
Jewel Chicken Is Delicious. The SLOB Show #41.
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
December 07, 2021
Roker Sold His House! The SLOB Show #40.
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
November 16, 2021
Do You Even Wrap Your Subs, Bro? The SLOB Show #39.
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November 02, 2021
Secret Menu Items & Poop Card - The SLOB Show #38
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October 19, 2021
Sandwich Size Queens SLOB Show #37
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September 28, 2021
PSAbe About Mayo & Abrupt Ending! SLOB Show #36
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September 07, 2021
New Taco Bell Chicken Sandwich! SLOB Show #35
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August 31, 2021
CM Punk Is Back! Wrestling Podcast.
CM Punk is back! Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno break down the epic night. Also, Abe filmed a viral video that had half a million views after twelve hours. 
August 21, 2021
Chip Gloves & Watermelon diet! SLOB Show #34
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August 17, 2021
Roker Gets The Henry Hill Treatment - SLOB Show #33
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August 10, 2021
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS...of whip cream - SLOB Show #32
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August 03, 2021
The Big Quarter Pound Mac - SLOB Show #31
The Big Quarter Pound Mac is discussed. Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
July 27, 2021
SLOB Show #30 - We Are Live! Comment Below To Join The Show.
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July 20, 2021
Family Style At Maggianos! SLOB Show #29 - We Are Live! Comment Below To Join The Show.
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July 13, 2021
Arby's Discontinued Potato cakes! SLOB Show #28 - We Are Live! Comment Below To Join The Show.
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June 29, 2021
Best Burger & Abe Tried Duke's Mayo! SLOB Show #27
The bacon hack might be over. Abe tried Duke's mayo and we talk about the best burgers. 
June 22, 2021
Vegas & Reward Points! SLOB Show #26
We discuss Vegas and Roker's hoarding of rewards points. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Tuesdays at 3:15 PM(CT).
June 15, 2021
Bad Combinations, The Quarter Mac, and Abe’s bathroom emergency in the middle of traffic. SLOB Show #25
Bad Combinations, The Quarter Mac, and Abe’s bathroom emergency in the middle of traffic. SLOB Show #25. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Tuesdays at 3:15PM (CT).
June 08, 2021
Favorite Sauce - Radio Stuff - Scarface! SLOB Show #24
We talked about sauces for a few minutes and it ended up with us doing Scarface impressions. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Wednesdays at 3:15PM (CT).
May 26, 2021
Portillos Spicy Chicken Sandwich! SLOB Show #23
Portillos has a new spicy chicken sandwich. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Wednesdays at 3:15PM (CT).
May 19, 2021
The Greatest Burger King Hack Ever! SLOB Show #22
Abe discovered the greatest Burger King hack ever. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Tuesday's at 3 PM (CT).
May 12, 2021
Walking 14 Blocks Drunk With Gout - SLOB Show #21
Roker tells us tales of his disgusting trips to New Orleans. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Tuesday's at 3 PM (CT). 
May 05, 2021
Special Guest Matt Scarano - Perfect BLT - SLOB Show #20
We are joined by BLT expert Matt Scarano. The SLOB Show with Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass is the podcast for the rest of us.
April 28, 2021
Car Seat Bacon. SLOB Show #19
Abe was shocked when he found a slice of bacon on his seat. The SLOB Show with Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass is the podcast for the rest of us.
April 20, 2021
The Pit Stop Technique. SLOB Show #18
Who is the biggest slob of the week? We also cover the pit stop technique and other world-renowned tips. The SLOB Show with Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass is the podcast for the rest of us. 
April 13, 2021
We Are Back! SLOB Show #17
After a few months away, we are back! We now stream the SLOB Show live at 3 PM(CT) on Tuesdays on all "Abe Kanan" social media and platforms. 
April 06, 2021
The Slob Show Podcast #16
Abe is joined by Roker and Bass. Thanksgiving dinner and many other topics are discussed. 
November 17, 2020
The Slob Show Podcast #15
Store-bought mashed potatoes are the main topic of this episode of the SLOB Show. Abe, Roker, and Bass also discuss Roker's unbelievable amount of Jersey Mike's Shore Points. 
October 17, 2020
Vince Please Steal Our Ideas #10
Ryan and Sam join me to discuss the new WWE Thunderdome and everything else going on in the world of wrestling. 
August 26, 2020
The Abe Kanan Show Podcast #1
The two youths, Eddie and Case, join me. We talked about high school coaches, subs, meeting the band Hinder, and your questions. 
August 24, 2020
Bloody Skull 21 Years Later
Sam Kanan and I, who starred in the cult classic "Bloody Skull," sit down with radio legend James VanOsdol to discuss the film 21 years later.
August 14, 2020
The Slob Show Podcast #14 - 8-6-2020
Abe and Roker talk about their birthday meals. Also discussed are Abe's gallbladder and Roker’s ears.
August 10, 2020
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD #182 - 7/7/2020
I am joined by Bass. We talk about Bass' car getting destroyed, Abe's childhood, wearing zubaz to a wake, Fogo De Chao pit stop technique, more retention department hacks, talking to people on the phone, and spelling things out in front of kids. 
July 07, 2020
The Slob Show Podcast #13 - 7-2-2020
Abe was in the hospital for a week. We discuss on this week's episode of The Slob Show. We also talk about trying to live the slob lifestyle post-surgery. I am joined Roker. 
July 02, 2020
The Slob Show Podcast #12 - 6-5-2020
Abe Kanan and Roker discuss the legendary trip to the Sterling Brunch Buffet in Las Vegas. We discuss ll you can eat lobster and the unfortunate aftermath.
June 09, 2020
Vince Please Steal Our Ideas #9 - 5-29-2020
Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss... 1. The current state of wrestling 2. Abe's controversial haircut 3. How do wrestling announcers know the changed name 4. Undertaker story about tombstoning Hulk Hogan 5. All wrestling business was done in the showers 6. AEW announcers seem thirsty for the female wrestlers 7. Who has the best current presentation 8. Who do we care about 9. Who would make you pop in 2020 10. Things were better twenty years ago 11. The shock of Saturday Night's Main Event 12. Vince loves great bodies 13. Cody is delivering great promos 14. Comparing the attitude era to today 15. We spend five minutes remembering Angel Garza's name 16. The miss with the women's title 17. Unifying titles would help a lot in wrestling
May 30, 2020
The Voices In My Head #2 - 5-28-2020
The Voices In My Head #2. 1. I talk about my favorite character in cinema history. 2. I play my favorite prank call out of the thousands that I have made. 3. I tell the classic personal training story about the trainer who takes his shirt off at parties. 4. I got the last laugh on a guy trying to sell me gambling picks. 5. Please comment, rate, subscribe and share this podcast.
May 28, 2020
The Voices In My Head #1 - 5-26-2020
The Voices In My Head #1. 1. I am joined by Ryan Manno to explain the Genesis of this new podcast. 2. I am disappointed with the quarantine songs put out by Metallica and my hero Paul Stanley from Kiss. 3. The Andrew Cuomo briefings have become a vehicle to talk about eating dinner as a child and stories involving his family and spaghetti. 4. I was caught again in the youtube vortex and watched David Draiman from Disturbed. 5. I hate ALL cable news. Please subscribe and share this podcast. Thank you.
May 26, 2020
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 11 - 4-24-2020
Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass talk about ordering food and trying to live the Slob Show lifestyle while under quarantine. Excuse the audio, of course we had to use zoom.
April 24, 2020
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 10 - 2-27-2020
Abe Kanan and Roker discuss... 1. Abe almost got killed because of a fast food app 2. Run-ins with police stories 3. Chicago court incidents 4. Roker presents Abe with a major gift 5. Abe is willing to sell out for right price 6. Roker is the last person who pays for porn channels 7. Roker watches simulated PlayStation football games' 8. Using coupons 9. Abe's tip when returning an incorrect sandwich 10. Roker's amazing Lent tip 11. Fogo De Chao coupon 12. Abe is a "gold star" customer for fast food restaurants 13. Fogo De Chao has a lower-tier card for a cheaper price 14. The way to eat a Jersey Mike's giant sub & feel great 15. The secret board of trade bar 16. Rokers Medical Marijuana card 17. Roulette tip 18. Uber Eats
February 27, 2020
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 9 - 12-19-2019
Abe Kanan and Roker talk about... 1. New Star Wars Movie 2. Eating at movies 3. Jersey Mike's text code 4. The aftermath of eating a Jersey Mike's giant sub 5. Bang-Bang 6. Entertainment coupon book 7. Roker's old Chipotle coupons 8. Dunkin Doughnuts meatless sausage sandwich 9. Watching people eat Crab Legs is vile 10. More food hacks 11. No one gives napkins anymore
December 20, 2019
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 8 - 11-26-2019
Episode 8 topics... 1. Roker gets prank called by Abe about his broken refrigerator 2. Candy 3. Chocolate covered Gummy Bears 4. Story of Abe breaking through the glass of a vending machine 5. Video games and playing people who sucked 6. Sitcoms with bad-ass father's 7. Chicken sandwiches and best sauces 8. How many waffles fries should you use for each sauce 9. Why do fast food places no longer give napkins 10. We are your cardio buddies 11. Gym etiquette 12. Abe's grill debacle
November 26, 2019
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 7- 11-13-2019
Episode 7 topics... 1. Lot's of talk about the loo 2. Roker's Bunny Ranch update 3. Charging for extra mayo is blasphemy 4. Food Timing 5. New Orleans Food
November 13, 2019
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 6 - 9-24-2019
Episode 6 topics... 1. Abe dressed like Roker and Bass 2. Slob Show Breakfast Sandwich 3. Abe took relationship with Dunkin Doughnuts barista to next level 4. Tons of other Slob Show tips!
September 24, 2019
Episode 8 topics... 1. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash remember everything 2. The Bret Hart trash talking formula 3. The Genius Lanny Poffo 4. Watching old wrestling matches 5. Harley Race 6. WWE Kings 7. Being a stupid wrestling fan would be great 8. Dumb comments by commentators 9. Maria Kanellis is currently the best thing in WWE 10. Mid card story-lines make the product better 11. Samoa Joe 12. Bray Wyatt and the Fiend 13. Horrible big men in wrestling 14. Is CM Punk coming to AEW 15. AEW review so far 16. CM Punk classic audio talking about Undertaker
August 02, 2019
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 5 - 6-20-2019
The Slob Show with Abe Kanan and Roker. Two friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 5 topics... 1. The Slob Show Whopper 2. Buying clothes and how to dress your best 3. Eating after doctor appointment 4. Constructing the Slob Show Whopper 5. Blue people are better than green people 6. Abe's KFC story 7. Roker's brilliant pizza life hack 8. The apps that you must download to get free food
June 20, 2019
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 181 - 6/20/2019
Episode 181 topics... 1. People with Amazon wish lists 2. Waking up with a huge lump sum of money in your account 3. People who are embarrassed by their partners 4. O.J Simpson on Twitter 5. Taking a picture with O.J Simpson 6. If your friend killed someone, would you cut them off 7. A new life hack that will change your life 8. The new Popeye's seven-foot chicken meal 9. Awful service at a fast food place 10. Disgusting snot covered girl on a plane
June 20, 2019
Episode 7 topics 1. Wrestling spoilers 2. Blood Money PPV 3. The Saudi Arabia PPV is awful but we would take the money 4. Stuff we would do for money 5. AEW 6. The Judas Effect finishing move 7. NXT 8. The worst body in wrestling 9. Lazy Undertaker and Goldberg feud 10. Chrisley Knows Best 11. Wrestlers who need hair implants 12. Lars Sullivan has a lisp and is horrible 13. Dana Warrior and Ultimate Warrior 14. The Influencer Undertaker
June 06, 2019
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 180 - 6/1/2019
Episode 180 topics... 1. O.J Simpson ha sex with Kris Jenner 2. Ideas for celebrities on all currency 3. Elvis impersonator who worked at a gas station 4. People who bought a Harley and now only wear Harley stuff 5. Abe got pulled over for no reason 6. The lion, bear, kangaroo, shark, and gorilla discussion revisited 7. People who don't tip 8. Vision boards 9. Eating instead of going to the gym
June 02, 2019
Episode 6 topics... 1. Sam gets mad at Abe for sending a reminder text 2. WWE wild card rule 3. Current WWE product needs help 4. The old way to get ratings compared to current 5. Vince offering talent big money to sit at home 6. Vince is holding a wrestler back because he can't do a southern accent 7. Berserker got arrested 8. Firefly Fun House 9. Saudi Arabia Blood Money PPV
May 08, 2019
Episode 5 topics... 1. The Viking Experience 2. Wrestling groupies and people losing their girlfriends 3. The KLIQ probably traded Polaroids of their ladies 4. Scott Steiner at independent events 5. Abe hung out with a bunch of wrestlers at a weird bar 6. Roman Empire versus New Day feud 7. Ideas for Smackdown 8. Sami Zayn 9. Why we shouldn't get too excited about AEW 10. Tony Khan might switch direction fast 11. AEW ideas 12. Sasha Banks
April 19, 2019
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 179 - 4/18/2019
Episode 179 topics... 1. Rap songs written by Abe and Bass 2. Bass' horrible wedding DJ 3. The release of the Robert Kraft massage parlor video 4. Abe overestimated a guys weight and ruined the guys day
April 19, 2019
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 4 - 4-18-2019
The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 4 topics... 1. Movies that Abe and Roker have appeared in 2. Comparing gambling and eating 3. Eating fast food in the car before getting home 4. The McDonalds and Burger King BANG-BANG technique 5. Different philosophies on self serve drinks 6. Which fast food places have the best and worst services 7. Using coupons at fast food restaurants 8. New Jimmy John's sandwich 9. Bring fast food chains to new markets 10. Chick Fil a debate 11. Reason why you shouldn't look into any corporation 12. In N Out 13. Getting charged for onions is unacceptable 14. Roker's game changing bacon tip 15. Live call to Mariano's 16. The new Burger King Impossible (meat free) Whopper
April 18, 2019
Episode 4 topics... 1. Tony Schiavone classic clip 2. Why does Raw feel different today compared to attitude era 3. Bringing signs to Raw 4. John Oliver wrestling segment 5. Racism in wrestling 6. Bad News Brown horrible rat segment 7. Max Moon 8. WWE Superstars TV show 9. Abe's wrestler stylist business idea 10. Abe is responsible for Rock versus Hogan at Wrestlemania 17 11. Meeting Macho Man and the Undertaker as a kid 12. Abe went to a video store in 2019 13. Renting old wrestling videos as a kid 14. Sam thought the Blue Blazer was unbeatable 15. Unifying titles in WWE 16. Wrestlemania 35 preview 17. Bret Hart's gift to this podcast
April 05, 2019
Episode 3 topics... 1. Stu Hart tortured everyone in the dungeon 2. Bret Hart "Wrestling With Shadows" documentary 3. Undertaker/ Mankind Hell in a Cell match revisited 4. Chris Benoit brain damage 5. Ryan's story about almost getting hired as a WWE writer 6. Quick hits
March 20, 2019
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 3 - 3-19-2019
The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 3 topics... 1. Abe's current favorite meal was ruined 2. The reason why being sick is great 3. Skinny clothes 4. Air fryer 5. Roker has every money saving app available 6. We were conditioned to eat like slobs since birth 7. Groupon 8. Popeyes service 9. Perfect Vegas trip
March 19, 2019
Episode 2 topics... 1. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine was super racist 2. Ronda and Becky feud 3. Getting threatened by someone that can kick your ass 4. We used to get Ronda Rousey on our radio show all the time 5. Wrestlers family members and significant others 6. Batista returns to WWE 7. Shawn Michaels current look 8. Is Flair the greatest ever 9. The WWE always ruins their monster characters 10. Sasha Banks can't talk 11. Sam "The Heel" Kanan 12. WWE racism back in the 80's 13. Virgil playing a slave on TV 14. Honkey Tonk Man getting into the WWE Hall of Fame
March 01, 2019
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 2 - 2-28-2019
The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 2 topics... 1. Code red situation at Ricobenes 2. Gorgeous bathrooms can be anywhere 3. Abe apologizes to Bass 4. Seinfeld "Big Salad" situation almost happened 5. Roker tries Ricobenes for the first time 6. Spilling sauce on your shirt and bare chest 7. Having people order extra sauce for you 8. Places that charge for bbq sauce 9. New Guy Fieri restaurant chain 10. Abe and Roker incident at Guy Fieri restaurant 11. Negative yelpers are the worst 12. Air fryer 13. Adding butter to stuff that doesn't need butter 14. The time Abe almost died eating a piece of pizza 15. Owning a restaurant would be hard to own with mooch friends 16. The trick to get extra mayo without embarrassment
February 28, 2019
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 178 - 2/22/2019
Episode 178 topics... 1. Sam goes off on Abe about bidet's 2. Sam discusses the way Abe asked him to be on a new podcast 3. People who are upset when attractive women are with ugly guys 4. Abe was unblocked on Twitter again thanks to the listeners 5. The Kardashian cheating saga 6. Kylie Jenner's friend had the golden ticket and blew it 7. How Tristan Thompson approaches women 8. People who use contemporary slang 9. Lynyrd Skynyrd dead members 10. Robert Kraft prostitution scandal
February 22, 2019
Episode 1 topics... 1. The genesis of this podcast 2. Bret Hart and his anger 3. Andre the Giant and old wrestling stories 4. The reason why moments used to seem more special 5. Finishing moves 6. Abe's brilliant Roman Reigns' idea 7. The best ways Roman Reigns could make an impact in return 8. Unifying titles 9. Scott Hall didn't know that he could delete a tweet
February 22, 2019
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 1 - 2-18-2019
The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 1 topics... 1. Why we are the Slob Show 2. Slob lifestyle 3. Culver's 4. Tactics to not look like a slob when ordering 5. Jersey Mike's 6. Relationships based around free food 7. Greatest buffet and incidents at buffets 8. Bathroom stories 9. Fogo de Chao 10. Pit stop technique 11. Greatest bathroom in Chicago 12. Fast food depression
February 18, 2019
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 177 - 2/7/2019
Episode 177 topics... 1. Check in with Sam after a Dentist visit 2. People who get angry when you ask questions 3. A demanded apology from Chicago Bulls broadcaster 4. Abe, for the third time, was blocked on Twitter 5. People who post about political issues on social media all day 6. The Rock's cheat meals 7. People with a lot of money need to spend it now 8. People who drink Diet Coke have real issues 9. The glory and depression of eating fast food 10. Going to the casino is like eating fast food 11. Anyone who blocks Abe on Twitter is in horrible company
February 08, 2019
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 176 - 1/17/2019
Episode 176 topics... 1. Question: Who is the biggest A-hole on the show 2. Talking to people in elevators 3. People who unfriend you on Facebook and then die 4. The White House fast food feast 5. Fancy restaurant and wedding food 6. Going inside fast food places as opposed to the drive-through 7. It looked like Abe was wearing a thong 8. People who only wear sweatpants 9. Answer: Who is the biggest A-hole on the show
January 18, 2019
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 175 - 1/4/2019
Episode 175 topics... 1. Live check in to Las Vegas attempt #1 2. Cell phone greetings 3. Cleanliness with couples 4. R Kelly documentary 5. Cheetahs are now on Abe's "Do Not Disturb" list 6. Abe named yet another dog 7. Dog naming controversy 8. How to not get killed by gorillas 9. Darth Vader's body was mainly just a torso 10. Rudy and La Bamba 11. Live check in to Las Vegas attempt #2 12. First ever live roulette bet in podcast history
January 05, 2019
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 174 - 12/14/2018
Episode 174 topics... 1. People who think they look young 2. A lady threatened pizza place that she'd complain on social media 3. People who say they are going to call their lawyer 4. Police officer's kids can get away with a lot of stuff 5. Abe always says "Dazed and Confused" line when he smells weed 6. People who love to fight 7. Almost every ride home when you're young is unsafe 8. Roger the jacked kangaroo died 9. Being an overweight animal is living a great life 10. Greta Van Fleet concert 11. Girls who throw bras at concerts 12. Attitude era in wrestling 13. People who hold parking spots 14. Guy was puking out of car while Abe was in passenger seat 15. Homeless talk 16. People who film every good deed 17. People who park in handicapped spots 18. Using a handicapped bathroom' 19. Crappy Christmas parties 20. Eating samples 21. Costco talk 22. Sam did all of Abe's assignments in a computer class
December 15, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 173 - 11/29/2018
Episode 173 topics... 1. Sam and Bass return 2. Great new retention department equivalent tip 3. Fast food apps 4. Advertisers on podcast and radio shows 5. Erectile dysfunction commercials 6. Snoop Dogg hosting a game show 7. Burger King conditioned us to buy two Whoppers 8. Fecal matter is on everything 9. Dave Thomas facts that we didn't know 10. Adam Sandler 11. People who talk about their back disc names (L4 and L5) 12. Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell fight 13. Jason Mamoa's douchebag statement 14. Abe's web of smack talking and different text threads
November 30, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 172 - 11/10/2018
Episode 172 topics... 1. The real heel in Willy Wonka 2. LSU coach headbutted a player without a helmet on 3. Chris Sale has a belly button ring 4. People with nipple rings love taking their shirt off 5. Dead Dennis Hof won a state assembly seat in Nevada 6. People on Linkedin who ask you to endorse their skills 7. Everyone lies when giving references 8. Old ladies who call your male friends your "boyfriends" 9. A guy at Culver’s was weird when Abe ordered extra mayo 10. Snoop Dog erectile dysfunction commercial 11. Hulk Hogan return at Saudi Arabia event
November 10, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 171 - 10/18/2018
Episode 171 topics... 1. Where has Sam been 2. Fantasy Football 3. Dennis Hof Death 4. Ron Jeremy and Ronnie From Jersey Shore mix-up 5. More on Dennis Hof 6. Abe almost died eating pizza 7. The worst way to die 8. Scooby Doo ending
October 19, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 170 - 9/24/2018
Episode 170 topics... 1. Failed Facebook Live session 2. People who always talk to you about the same thing 3. Abe and Bass have an interesting relationship 4. Bert and Ernie 5. Ridiculous Bradley Cooper line about looking at Lady Gaga 6. Abe's stock mishaps 7. Abe has a neighbor that leaves its dog outside 24/7 8. Sway couldn't spell Eminem's name 9. Ben Roethlisberger is gross 10. Suge Knight in prison eats everyone's pork chops
September 25, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 169 - 9/21/2018
Episode 169 topics... 1. Free food always tastes better 2. Worst places to use the bathroom 3. Sites that don't have a door on the bathroom stall 4. Airport bathroom dilemma 5. The old son that walks around with his mother 6. Strip clubs, bachelor parties, and bachelorette parties 7. Roker collects loyalty points and does not spend them 8. Bunny Ranch is like the surreal life 9. Gambling boats that went out into the water 10. Ken, the weirdo that let us play pool in his basement
September 21, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 168 - 9/4/2018
Episode 168 topics... 1. Guys who call Abe with wise guy gambling picks 2. Abe's game of phone chess with gambling guy 3. Old school blocked calls 4. Getting killed and buried in a hole in Vegas would suck 5. Bass went to buy toys off Facebook Marketplace 6. Find my friends app 7. Cool and not cool police officers 8. Abe would overcompensate as a police officer 9. Kids that wrote names on the chalkboard 10. Jobs that change the rules after you start 11. People who burn jerseys and clothes 12. People who have Nike tattoos 13. Politics and food should not mix 14. Easy ways to tell if someone is racist 15. Both parties completely changed their view of John Mccain
September 05, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 167 - 8/20/2018
Episode 167 topics... 1. Spam Calls 2. People who mess up basic names 3. Winning money playing craps 4. Sports betting will be legal in all states soon 5. People's mindset in Vegas 6. Places where you can get killed and no one would care 7. Social media mistakes 8. Exceptions that racists make
August 20, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 166 - 8/9/2018
Episode 166 topics... 1. Weird radio people 2. Suburban kids at Lollapalooza 3. Radio people love to recite their resume's and retweet compliments 4. Music festivals shouldn't be as long 5. Kids try new drugs at Lollapalooza 6. Why does everyone dump Kardashians 7. Undertaker appearances and Undertaker podcast party 8. Who is our richest listener 9. Stripper perfume 10. Guys who have women who leave them to move to another state always deserve it
August 10, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 165 - 7/24/2018
Episode 165 topics... 1. Abe's new bidet 2. Abe once held a jet ski hostage 3. People who always claim to have a side company besides their job 4. The bidet in full detail 5. The word "literally" needs to go 6. Jaguar attack at the zoo 7. Abe's running list of animals to avoid 8. A Chris Benoit and kangaroo comparison 9. piercings and circumcisions 10. Bristol Palin going on teen mom to supposedly inspire women 11. Carrie Champion said the WNBA is just as good as the NBA 12. A racist reality show with all of the Hollywood disgraced actors
July 25, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 164 - 7/10/2018
Episode 164 topics... 1. The band Tesla looks weird in 2018 2. Is Phil Collen from Def Leppard on steroids 3. Players in the locker room and their huge junk 4. Locker room reporters 5. Slob Blog 6. Panda Express Orange Chicken technique 7. People who ask for samples 8. Abe's parmesan cheese incident 9. Vacuuming kitchen floor technique 10. Starbucks is getting rid of straws 11. Starbucks bathrooms have taken a turn for the worse 12. Sam went to the worlds greatest bathroom 13. The yelling at your stomach technique
July 11, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 163 - 6/28/2018
Episode 163 topics... 1. Lebron James free agency is like the hot girl with a bunch of fat guys 2. Three tragic deaths this week 3. Vinnie Paul strip club incident 4. What are omen who showed boobs at Pantera concert up to now 5. David Lee Roth groupies versus Phil Anselmo groupies 6. Sam and Abe saw a white kid dressed as Prince in blackface 7. Elvis concert with multiple Elvis's 8. New Roseanne spinoff looks horrible 9. On our way to 100,000 listeners
June 29, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 162 - 6/13/2018
Episode 162 topics... 1. Abe's great basketball achievements 2. Watching people fall stops being funny at fifty 3. Tekashi 69 ridiculous video 4. More thought should be put into who people have kids with 5. Jamie Foxx accused of hitting someone in the head with his junk 6. Peyton Manning junk story 7. People who lose weight wear stuff that is too tight 8. The divorce lottery
June 14, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 161 - 6/12/2018
Episode 161 topics... 1. Forrest Gump's mom having sex with the principal at the school 2. Getting out of tickets 3. Life hacks 4. The key phrase to say to get out of tickets 5. Los Angeles bad neighborhoods look good because of the palm trees 6. Maps on the phone have made us stupid 7. Memorizing numbers 8. People who lose their hand usually deserve it 9. Losing feet and feet that fall asleep 10. Abe's constipation life hack 11. Abe's clean bathroom retail space idea 12. Every business should have a Brock Lesnar type working there 13. Bizarro world update 14. Stormy Daniels is not a hero 15. Thermacuts 16. Most ripped people are on steroids
June 13, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 160 - 5/23/2018
Episode 160 topics... 1. Ryan's wedding 2. Sam's wedding 3. Getting a horrible call at Sam's wedding 4. Sam and Bass knew that show was going to get canceled 5. Coast to coast in a week 6. Misfits concert in Newark 7. Abe's tip for getting a good seat on a flight 8. Abe's pathetic actions in hotel and airport 9. Abe had a very embarrassing moment in Newark hotel 10. Elon Musk's email to his workers 11. Guys who wake up with a hangover every day 12. Royal sham wedding 13. Harry will never be the fake king
May 24, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 159 - 5/8/2018
Episode 159 topics... 1. The unemployed routine 2. Jersey Mike's obsession 3. Jimmy Johns new giant subs 4. Acting like assholes with money when we shouldn't 5. Gambling strategy 6. Bad things only suck when they happen to you 7. Non compete clauses at fast food places 8. Elastic men's pants 9. Fat guys love calf tattoos 10. Bad people usually get what is coming to them 11. The richest person you know should be your kids Godfather 12. WTF is the Met Gala
May 09, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 158 - 4/25/2018
Episode 158 topics... 1. Abe was forced to pay $4 for a copied "Purple Rain" cassette 2. Guys who buy rap Cd's from rappers walking on Michigan Ave 3. Guys in Green Bay Packers clothing usually get ripped off 4. Why do racists have so much confidence? They always look gross 5. DM's From Creeps 6. Douchebag Power Rankings Heat Seeker - Guy at ice cram shop who used the term "greedy" 5. People who mark themselves "safe" on Facebook 4. Legends Football League 3. People who send Abe food pics when he had flu 2. Instagram models 1. People who changed their views and now love or hate Kanye West to line up with their political beliefs after his Twitter rant.
April 26, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 157 - 4/12/2018
Episode 157 topics... 1. Girls who date Trevor and Todd 2. Why a lot of women like jerks 3. Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian 4. NBA players who have sex with Instagram models 5. NBA equipment managers really just check messages 6. Bathroom hand dryers are gross 7. Abe hates people who smell like food 8. Eating with no shirt on 9. Andre the Giant documentary
April 13, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 156 - 4/2/2018
Episode 156 topics... 1. A major return to the podcast 2. Abe's Los Angeles trip recap 3. Abe left behind a trail of paper towels and water bottles 4. Abe's airbnb issue 5. Crazy lady in San Diego 6. Using a crazy lady to cut lines 7. The way San Diego was described to Abe made no sense 8. Me Too accusers should get the job of the person they accused 9. Abe's deal that included a jet ski 10. Abe's time in Miami 11. Guy on train tried to do electrical work for Ryan and Abe 12. Abe got a Snake Sabo telemarketer call in front of Ryan 13. Guy told Abe that a tip would be appreciated 14. This podcast is either playing field ball with friends or Yankees
April 02, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 155 - 3/21/2018
Episode 155 topics... 1. Abe created the selfie 2. The time Abe worked out with Hulk Hogan in South Beach 3. Meeting celebrities on the street 4. A telemarketer called Abe looking for Snake Sabo 5. Bass' time as a telemarketer 6. The new tell three friends rule for this podcast 7. People who give a "portion" to charity 8. If someone watches Maury, they probably don't have a job 9. People who sue their employers 10. Bass came into money at 21 11. Homeless guy told Abe he didn't want beans or tomatoes 12. Abe's workshop class 13. Yawning is the worst path to success 14. Sam ruins Abe's serious PSA 15. How does a dental dam work?
March 22, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 154 - 3/11/2018
Episode 154 topics... 1. Abe wrote a punk song 2. Abe bought a ball and string that you tie to your head 3. Goodbye to 97.9 The Loop 4. Abraham, Samuel, and Daniel Christian show 5. Abe has to take a workshop class for unemployment 6. Bass doesn't mind age insults 7. Abe's excuses to not do stuff 8. Suge Knight story with new details 9. Abe creating the selfie 10. Suites with hot tubs are gross 11. People who got fired pre 2015 for sexual harassment are deviants 12. People who suck on feet 13. Poker player in wheelchair talked lots of smack 14. Abe's Death Wish check
March 12, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 153 - 2/13/2018
Episode 153 topics... 1. Beta test only for listeners of this podcast 2. Ric Flair sex agreement for sale on his website 3. People with near death experiences usually do not change 4. taxes 5. Women who post half naked pictures with inspirational quotes 6. Sports Illustrated posted naked women with inspirational quotes 7. Abe's online blueprint is like a neck tattoo 8. Abe entertained himself with comment at tuxedo shop 9. Abe apologizes to Bass after eating incident 10. Alarming amount of calories at fast food places 11. Cops should patrol Taco Bell drive through's at 3AM 12. Eating pizza while driving 13. Eating part of a dish you bring to party beforehand 14. Abe is like the Wolf from Pulp Fiction for stupidity 15. Football player's mom went crazy when he didn't sign w/ Alabama 16. Football player's mothers get fake jobs at University 17. Sammy Sosa the bizarre cowboy
February 14, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 152 - 2/6/2018
Episode 152 topics... 1. Sam is asked a random question 2. Eagles fan who ate horse poop 3. Rocky statue 4. Abe wants to build a Macaulay Culkin statue in Chicago 5. Good Son final scene 6. Aunt Becky screwed Uncle Jesse out of his big break on Full House 7. Celebrity dumb kid names 8. Rock destroyed a guy on Twitter 9. The infamous Hulk Hogan blocking Abe on Twitter incident 10. Guy at Subway told Abe he couldn't close his sandwich
February 07, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 151 - 1/23/2018
Episode 151 topics... 1. Sam returns 2. Abe received the greatest compliment ever 3. Men and women take compliments differently 4. The Bass and Baron Davis incident 5. Abe wouldn't fight Brock Lesnar with a gun or chainsaw 6. Monique complaining about Netflix 7. Who is more popular Monique or Gallagher? 8. Abe had tweet picked up by People and US Weekly 9. Without politics, Abe and Trump have a lot in common 10. If Abe were president, he would wrestle at Wrestlemania
January 24, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 150 - 1/10/2018
Episode 150 topics... 1. Button junk 2. Weird naked locker room stuff 3. people who want to "work in" at the gym 4. Abe's emergency situation 5. Does running water help you in bathroom 6. Animals enter the world by getting slammed into the ground 7. Cow's have horrible lives 8. Most horses have bad lives 9. The person to blame for celebrities running for President 10. Doctor TV shows always involve sex and solving medical mysteries
January 10, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 149 - 1/3/2018
Episode 149 topics... 1. Abe's tickets 2. Always have an excuse on tap for everything 3. People who want you to help them move 4. Bass' Ric Flair rap song 5. Abe's new diet (intermittent fasting) 6. Always take pics with people who look worse than you 7. People who love snow and heat 8. People who don't know how to use GPS 9. Gordon Ramsay describing sex acts would be funny 10. People who film good deeds
January 04, 2018
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 148 - 12/13/2017
Episode 148 topics... 1. Fake cowboys 2. Roy Moore 3. Mug shots when getting door kicked in are never good 4. Get arrested with or without pants on 5. Abe got scammed by chiropractor 6. What happens to your soiled clothes when you get arrested 7. Kick starter campaigns 8. Abe's new business ideas 9. The food truck that is like an ice cream truck 10. Aioli really just a fancy way to say mayo
December 14, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 147 - 12/5/2017
Episode 147 topics... 1. Calling in sick 2. Album with people calling in sick 3. Waking up three minutes before school 4. Diarrhea is the magic word when calling in sick 5. Managers who talk sick people into working 6. Old people who have to push carts 7. Abe made fake college schedule when working retail 8. Points at retail stores 9. Weird song Abe sang while playing slot machine 10. Fake rich people at casino 11. A woman named Cookie who ate a whole fried chicken 12. Kids should learn to kick field goals 13. Fathers who want their kids to follow in their failing footsteps 14. Dancing, piano playing ,and kicking field goals
December 06, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 146 - 11/28/2017
Episode 146 topics... 1. The fake royal family 2. Prince Harry and new fiance 3. Prince Charles is a loser 4. Billionaires in the United States should say they are a King 5. Can Michael Jackson knock you out with his kicks 6. Does anyone know Jermaine Jackson and not Michael 7. Jay Z lyrics 8. Facebook black and white picture challenge 9. Childhood mentors
November 29, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 145 - 11/14/2017
Episode 145 topics... 1. Weird Joe Jackson video sent to Blanket 2. Strategically placed guitars 3. Abe wants to be a part of Joe Jackson records 4. New Farm House Burger King Burger 5. Burger King closed for four hours to clean "meat machine" 6. Milk shake and credit card machines 7. 99 cent Whoppers 8. Yoga Mat sandwiches 9. Email Bag 10. Louis C.K 11. Jackson 5 career Hail Mary
November 15, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 144 - 11/2/2017
Episode 144 topics... 1. Bass almost got into fight while trick or treating 2. Horrible costumes 3. Fox World Series commentary team 4. Hollywood predators 5. Old men who wink 6. Abe broke the Vegas code for gambling 7. Abe's Best Bet of the Week 8. Abe gets calls from guys who give losing picks 9. Steroids are back in baseball 10. Bass had a perfect encounter 11. All you can eat lobster 12. Fart roulette
November 02, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 143 - 10/24/2017
Episode 143 topics... 1. Sam gives an update on himself 2. Sam making money off people waiting in line 3. Nintendo championships 4. Prostitutes mixed in with video games and nerds 5. People with cameras used to be creeps 6. Bass invented the selfie 7. Everyone looks like Bin Laden now 8. Bin Laden's porn fetish 9. When eye contact lasts too long 10. Freddie Mercury had a partner that looked exactly like him 11. Abe and Gabe 12. NSYNC trying for another career hail mary 13. Hulk Hogan cutting hair 14. Gronk family on Shark Tank
October 25, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 142 - 10/19/2017
Episode 142 topics... 1. The podcast will never end 2. Abe got a diamond card at casino 3. Abe saw someone at casino that shocked him 4. Lady gave Abe a back handed compliment 5. Old guy who used the term "clean shaven" 6. Harvey Weinstein 7. Korean Spa's 8. Job interview for Game Stop that Abe overheard 9. Arden Moon talks about the courtesan business. Check her out @ArdenMoon or
October 19, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 141 - 10/4/2017
Episode 141 topics... 1. Bass breaking Tom Petty news 2. Final Tweets 3. Social media arguments 4. Going back to the past and betting on sports games 5. Traveling before the internet
October 04, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 140 - 9/27/2017
Episode 140 topics... 1. New iPhone update 2. Rule followers and retention department follow up tip 3. Bass used to get people in Compton high limit credit cards 4. Kids who get held back in school 5. Rick Pitino scandal 6. People who say high school was their best years 7. Blue Chips the movie 8. Abe Vegas trip 9. People who do things that they see in movies 10. What will be on our wills 11. Angry crowd at NIN concert 12. Angry guys who drink coffee with a shoyt of oil 13. Different Strokes had a lot of dark episodes 14. Run from your angry boyfriend
September 28, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 139 - 9/12/2017
Episode 139 topics... 1. Worst sideline reporter ever 2. Worst apology ever 3. TSA guy repeating horrible catch phrase 4. Hickeys and how do people go about getting them 5. Fight attendant went out of his way to act straight 6. Sitting in emergency aisle 7. Has anyone in emergency aisle ever helped people on flight 8. People who don't know the McDonalds menu 9. Gynecologist gloves
September 13, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 138 - 8/22/2017
Episode 138 topics... 1. Weird lady answered Sam's old land line number 2. Kyrie Irving trade 3. Sam and Bass should be breaking trade news reporters 4. Jon Jones tested positive for steroids again 5. Chuck E. Cheese band is retiring 6. Kids who went to the bathroom in ball bin 7. Kids should have trackers and a blue spray 8. Calling off work techniques 9. Diarrhea is the best excuse to get out of doing something 10. The solar eclipse 11. Ivan Drago coming back to Rocky series in Creed 2 12. Abe hid in bedroom from grocery delivery guy
August 23, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 137 - 8/15/2017
Episode 137 topics... 1. Bass' Los Angeles trip 2. Bass slept at a random radio station 3. Sleeping at airport 4. People who hold torches 5. People who care about Robert E. Lee 6. The only statue Abe cares about is the Rocky statue 7. Ric Flair update 8. Abe's parked car got hit and had an unpleasant dealing with city 9. Guys who eat ribs at tow truck places 10. Tow truck people treat you like a criminal 11. Strippers have strong knees and knee pads
August 16, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 136 - 8/9/2017
Episode 136 topics... 1. Bass staying with Ryan in Los Angeles fiasco 2. The Ryan, Bass, and Lady Gaga connection 3. Weird guy that Abe met who pooped himself 4. Abe watched a Cosby Show marathon. Is that wrong? 5. Alice and Vicky the robot were slaves 6. Sex robots 7. Guys who add liquor to everything 8. Watermelon and Noah's Ark 9. Lions at the zoo compared to wild Lions
August 10, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 135 - 7/31/2017
Episode 135 topics... 1. The slot machine controversy 2. Swearing to God as a little kid was like a lie detector test 3. Abe's Roulette strategy failed him 4. Abe produced an Ice Cube joint 5. Abe's legendary rapper impressions 6. Sam always wanted a Naughty by Nature hoodie 7. Chris Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty 8. The Chris Christie Cubs game altercation 9. Steve Jobs wife on yacht with new boyfriend 10. People who fight for dead peoples money 11. The overly dramatic tough guy at a funeral 12. The Sugar Shack controversy 13. Scumbags always have broken limbs and band aids on face 14. The Kendall Jenner Tupac shirt 15. Guys who purposely mispronounce rapper names
August 01, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 134 - 7/18/2017
Episode 134 topics... 1. Abe's can't miss roulette strategy 2. The wasp massacre on Abe's balcony 3. Rocky was an A-hole 4. Guy bought Just for Men and depends 5. Kids should buy stuff off Amazon and sell at school 6. Pawn shops and Abe's greatest score 7. Craigslist experiences 8. Guys who just want a hot meal 9. Abe might be allergic to lions and tigers
July 19, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 133 - 6/28/2017
Episode 133 topics... 1. The twenty year Tom Petty controversy 2. Going to concerts as a kid was hard 3. Sam was double slighted 4. Abe makes good after twenty years of animosity from Sam 5. Danny Gaga didn't take Sam to Great America 6. Family at White Sox game that was covered in Mustard 7. Shoot the Bull tournament and flag football 8. Bill Belichick's photo shoot 9. The stolen money controversy
June 29, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 132 - 6/20/2017
Episode 132 topics... 1. People who strategically place guitars behind them in videos 2. People who lie 3. Abe's interrogation technique 4. Proper pronunciations of Street Fighter characters 5. People who open up fire hydrants 6. Guy with single nipple ring 7. Michael Jordan has worst style ever 8. Jay the Gay's gay type of gay men descriptions. 9. Which group Abe, Sam, and Bass fall into
June 21, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 131 - 6/14/2017
Episode 131 topics... 1. Vin Armani joins the podcast... 2. Vin's weekend rate is $10,000 3. Vin's real name and identity 4. Story about guy who had sex with a pig 5. Germaphobe escorts 6. Tips on how to get women 7. Peak Hotness 8. Style tips 9. A list celebrity stories 10. White girl on beach with "N' word tattooed on her arm
June 14, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 130 - 6/8/2017
Episode 130 topics... 1. Abe accidentally shaved beard 2. Abe's current beard... 3. X-Pac got a yeast infection 4. Bill Maher controversy 5. Bass feud with Man versus food guy 6. Bass made a food show pilot 7. Tiger that fired blanks and other tiger videos 8. Former child actors who are now an eye sore 9. The legend of Big Dave
June 09, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 129 - 6/2/2017
Episode 129 topics... 1. Matthew Stromer joins Abe. 2. Guy kept waving at Abe pool and followed to shower 3. Showering in high school 4. Celebrities running for President 5. Steaks with ketchup 6. Grey Poupon controversy 7. Rocky in beginning of music montage can't do anything 8. Rocky 3 and if Adrian had sex with Clubber Lang 9. Karate Kid 3 and Daniel Larusso's bad luck with women 10. Mr. T and Adrian scene sex scene that was cut out of Rocky 3
June 02, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 128 - 5/23/2017
Episode 128 topics... 1. Marty Casey joins Abe. 2. Abe and Ryan stole Marty's seats at Cubs game 3. Chris Cornell tributes 4. Musicians being political 5. Onesie's 6. Rock Star INXS show 7. Reality TV inner workings 8. Groupies 9. Song writers selling their songs and making millions 10. Parents screaming out window to call in kids 11. Abe and Marty grew up in the golden age 12. A legal way to change your middle name 13. Abraham Maximus Kanan 14. Operation HOT TOWEL 15. Massage parlors should make guy use his own sock
May 23, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 127 - 5/11/2017
Episode 127 topics... 1. King Friday's kingdom 2. Sister Act and other Whoopi Goldberg movies 3. Star Wars fans who claim to love obscure characters 4. Alice from the Brady Bunch's uniform 5. Hipsters should be on MySpace 6. People who make negative comments online 7. Metal Band names
May 11, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 126 - 4/26/2017
Episode 126 topics... 1. Abe's daily decisions and dunking a basketball 2. Strippers and Nannies are the most fertile people 3. Athletes refusal to wear condoms 4. Michael Jordan in social media era would have been must see 5. Caitlyn should get a Kardashian ass 6. Kids shouldn't be forced to shower together 7. Guy Abe saw saw at red light who loved the Scorpions
April 27, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 125 - 4/19/2017
Episode 125 topics... 1. April the Giraffe 2. Giraffe's enter the world with a horrible ten foot drop 3. Riot Fest and Lollapalooza 4. Guys who like free VIP areas 5. People who get drugs for bands 6. Wu Tang Clan horrible t-shirt tribute to ODB 7. Bass "partying" with Dennis Rodman 8. Blind guy had sex with girl and after asked Abe if she was hot 9. Bass and Abe have a real life scene from the movie The Fugitive
April 20, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 124 - 4/11/2017
Episode 124 topics... 1. Abe and Bass played basketball at United Center 2. Abe and Bass' greatest sports moments 3. Old people who still think adults are children 4. Viagra on steroids commercial 5. Magnums and petites 6. Tupac tribute had a lot of swearing 7. Hulk hogan and Ric Flair have a pass for bad behavior 8. This podcast is Abe's neck tattoo 9. Shaking hands should be replaced by bowing
April 11, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 123 - 3/29/2017
Episode 123 topics... 1. Vicious text threads 2. Alberto Del Rio's profanity laced wedding invitation 3. Abe wouldn't care if Bass stole his car 4. The myth of Mike the Enforcer 5. Guy at open mic said Chappelle stole his material 6. Weight loss and running 5 K's 7. People who run in 5 K's 8. People who wear the race number on their chest hours after race 9. Guys who scream at you to do things you don't have to do 10. Kid's who have a bunch of trophy's 11. Abe's Uncle built his first place pine wood derby car 12. Abey and Gordy 13. People who say high school was their greatest years 14. People who take two bites at the same time 15. Garth Brooks doesn't play the third verse of biggest hit
March 29, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 122 - 3/21/2017
Episode 122 topics... 1. Fake band performances 2. Sex with Larry Flynt must suck 3. Jerry Krause death 4. Bass' fake recorder with no batteries in locker room 5. Most reporters in locker rooms seem like perverts 6. Tom Brady jersey found quicker than Bin Laden 7. Bass' infant son loves boobs 8. Libraries now have hot women and DVD's 9. Streaming networks and Netflix 10. Our phones are like baby bottles 11. The Pope is on Twitter 12. Hostage situation at Walmart
March 22, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 121 - 3/21/2017
Episode 121 topics... 1. WWE's Paige in sex video 2. Every sex tape is must see 3. Old school wrestlers in sex tapes 4. Mix Master Mike got Booed at Guns n' Roses concert 5. Dumb people are easy to make happy 6. Ted Nugent's homophobic remark that made crowd howl 7. It's impossible to be as happy as the Ted Nugent crowd 8. Buying condoms ala carte
March 21, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 120 - 3/13/2017
Episode 120 topics... 1. Free leather jackets at casino 2. Strip club and bachelor party talk 3. HR lady who thought Abe was black had another incident 4. Walking around naked 5. Racists make an exception to get laid 6. Kardashian's
March 13, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 119 - 2/27/2017
Episode 119 topics... 1. Oscar's 2. The need to report deaths on text threads 3. Ryan gave Abe a shout out at Monday Night Raw 4. Magic Johnson has the cure for HIV 5. Guy who was hitting on girl at Jimmy Johns 6. The loser guy in the group that loves everyone's girlfriends 7. Melania giving lords prayer 8. Weird sex with the Trump sons 9. Guy charged Abe for a copy of cassette 10. Abe will be playing basketball on Chicago Bulls court 11. Bad people who pass down their name to son
February 27, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 118 - 2/16/2017
Episode 118 topics... 1. Today is the 6 year anniversary of the SiriusXM Howard 101 show 2. The history of this show/podcast 3. Naked blow drying at the gym 4. People who don't wear underwear 5. Skin tag talk 6. Metal guys that sexually assault people in mosh pits 7. Abe's chicken wing incident 8. Abe is an "asset" to a fast food chain 9. We finally know why Michael Jordan hung out with Charles Oakley 10. Listener questions
February 17, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 117 - 2/8/2017
Episode 117 topics... 1. Bass almost died 2. Puking knee pad idea 3. Abe's final wishes 4. Sam's VIP list for wake 5. Sam wants to make angry video for his wake 6. People who give long lead up to report about a death 7. Abe's food life hacks 8. All spoonfuls at fast food places should be heaping 9. Guy took meat off of Abe's sandwich 10. People who say "Blonde hair don't care!" 11. People who use tons of hash tags in their posts 12. Running into people that want to "catch up"
February 09, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 116 - 1/23/2017
Episode 116 topics... 1. San Diego Chargers leaving for Los Angeles 2. People who had Chargers tattoos deserve the pain 3. Andre the Giant's sex life and general demeanor 4. Ivan Rodriguez's hair 5. Jackson 5 reunion and career Hail Mary's 6. People who post fake conversations with their kids 7. Bin Laden should have been a CSM at Walmart or swimmer 8. Abe's homeless kid restaurant idea
January 24, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 115 - 1/12/2017
Episode 115 topics... 1. Bass ponytail final update 2. New microphone based kick-starter for Bass 3. Lady at coffee shop who didn't know how to make a latte 4. Half and half great debate and taste test 5. Guy who guarded CNN's coffee at Obama Farewell Speech 6. Trump leaked info 7. Abe's mayo turnoff #3
January 13, 2017
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 114 - 12/27/2016
Episode 114 topics... 1. Sam returns 2. Celebrities keep dying 3. Bass ponytail update 4. Do people with band tattoo's have sex with the bands 5. Mean nerd at Apple Store 6. Abe met Kenny Williams and Sam met Paul Stanley 7. Meeting celebrities on the street stories 8. Abe's Indiana joke 9. People who think they are VIP 10. Every married guy has a corny line about marriage 11. Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood
December 28, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 113 - 12/22/2016
Episode 113 topics... 1. Guy was mad about Tupac getting into Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame 2. Donald Trump should never wear a hat 3. People at casino who make a lot of noise eating noodles 4. The reason people yell "MONKEY" during Baccarat 5. Guy complimented a girls wig and she went nuts 6. Garth Brooks wears a Madonna type headset 7. David Draiman from Disturbed should wear a headset 8. Garth Brooks is like Elmo and did the Howard Dean scream 9. Bands with one hit should play it multiple times in concert 10. Best way to search for Netflix password 11. Celebrity birth control 12. Bernard Hopkins was almost killed in last fight 13. Guy at Walmart hit on cashier and lumped Abe in 14. Movie theater wanted Abe's pennies 15. Abe's second Mayo turnoff 16. Abe has a Ghost in apartment who filled his Poo-Pourri 17. People on Facebook who add you to a group 18. Go Fund Me scams 19. People who get mad when you say "Happy Holidays"
December 22, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 112 - 12/13/2016
Episode 112 topics... 1. Street fight videos and people who fight 2. The weight loss drug that made you poop pants is back 3. Kanye West and Donald Trump meeting 4. Any African American guy can quickly move up Trump ladder 5. Blac Chyna using Kardashian name 6. Abe's tip on becoming a Kardashian 7. How to spot a fake ass 8. Funny comment guy made in bathroom 9. Fuller House sucks and how to improve it 10. Abe was at a truck stop that offered showers 11. Sex robot cafe 12. Alan Thicke's last tweet
December 14, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 111 - 12/8/2016
Episode 111 topics... 1. Abe's hatred of kangaroos 2. Kangaroo attacks and fights 3. What would happen if any of us fought a kangaroo 4. Matt Leinart's Twitter description 5. R. Kelly junk segment at concert 6. People who love snow 7. People who ask if you mind if they smoke 8. People who say Merry Christmas as a taunt
December 09, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 110 - 12/2/2016
Episode 110 topics... 1. Taking shirt off when eating 2. Sam's claim that Abe ate off of cardboard 3. Messy foods 4. Things that are similar with babies and old people 5. Abe want's to go out like Jim Morrison minus the overdose 6. Guy at casino looked horrible and was bragging about his looks 7. The Dark Knight jacket 8. Sam's Trump comparison to Abe 9. Sam's thoughts on election 10. Getting on knees over 30 is hard 11. Two finger challenge and dumb internet challenges
December 02, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 109 - 11/22/2016
Episode 109 topics... 1. New David Blaine special 2. The Bass ponytail kickstarter 3. Steroid cheats in NFL 4. President Obama and Ted Nugent 5. Regular Milk benefits and detractors 6. Cats could puke every day and not care
November 23, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 108 - 11/14/2016
Episode 108 topics... 1. Cubs shock wave effect 2. People who live in "the bush" 3. Guy at Chipotle was mad when he saw "agua" sign 4. Why don't body shops ever know when work will be done? 5. Abe's shitty rental car 6. Blind guy without a stick 7. Adults who still talk about high school football 8. The Bass ponytail
November 14, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 107 - 11/9/2016
Episode 107 topics... 1. Darlene's depressed years on Roseanne 2. Cubs and election social media posts 3. Linkedin is creepy 4. The door knob and safety game 5. Cubs and Sox 6. Steroid wing in hall of fame 7. Abe used to think Latino people were white as a kid 8. All guys school and pranks on teachers 9. Lady did Abe's sandwich scam with Bologna 10. Deli's need to evolve 11. Abe got hit by a semi truck 12. People whose voices change around different people 13. People in lines to vote look like they haven't left house in years 14. People who say they need to make an appearance at a party 15. Go-to lies when you don't want to go somewhere 16. Racist pet names
November 10, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 106 - 10/27/2016
Episode 106 topics... 1. Larsa Pippen leaving Scottie Pippen 2. Scottie is know for having big junk 3. Michael Jordan competitive about everything including junk 4. Suge Knight accusations about Dr. Dre trying to kill him 5. Dre and Suge both have a kid with the same woman 6. The Undertaker went to Cavaliers game in full outfit 7. Jared from Subway's wife suing Subway 8. Jared was a catch in Indiana
October 27, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 105 - 10/20/2016
Episode 105 topics... 1. Sox and cubs fans 2. People who fight at sports games 3. Amy Schumer, Madonna, and Ann Coulter 4. Abe won $5000 in poker tournament 5. Guy named "Cutler" kept talking about Jay Cutler 6. Swearing to God 7. People should have to claim their poop after effects 8. Unhealthy Trump supporters 9. People who participate in Movember 10. Young men are missing a manly chromosome 11. Abe and Sam's disagreement about waitresses
October 21, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 104 - 10/11/2016
Episode 104 topics... 1. Is there anything Donald Trump could do to lose his supporters 2. Trump supporters that would let Donald have sex with their wives 3. Men who hold down women 4. Chicago marathon and the runners with balls hanging out 5. Derrick Rose might be the dumbest human being on Earth 6. Abe's new life hack involving stretching at urinal 7. The search for Abraham Bass on Facebook 8. Tips on getting into radio
October 12, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 103 - 10/4/2016
Episode 103 topics... 1. The lasagna that ruined Abe's day 2. Noah's Arc 3. Ric Flair sex stories and Halle Berry story 4. The baby from Nirvana's "Nevermind" recreated cover art 5. People who donate sperm 6. Do parents care about their kids junk size 7. Adopting adults
October 04, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 102 - 9/27/2016
Episode 102 topics... 1. Sam's Arnold Palmer tribute 2. Tom Collins history 3. Jay Cutler reminds Abe of fake puking in grade school 4. Sam's work and life advice 5. Slob who had sandwich remnants on face for entire meal 6. Kid whose parents wanted him to throw lefty 7. People who share straws and joints 8. Abe's tip for guys who pass joints to strangers 9. Cocaine users should use paper or straws instead of dollar bills 10. George W. Bush would have been hilarious on cocaine 11. Xaralto lawsuit 12. The sex crazed tortoise that saved his species
September 28, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 101 - 9/15/2016
Episode 101 topics... Jay the Gay joins us for a NSFW podcast.
September 15, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 100 - 9/7/2016
Episode 100 topics... 1. Sam in Las Vegas compared to Abe 2. Misfits reunion concert in Denver 3. Danzig's ridiculous song intro's 4. People who wear Misfits gear are usually posers 5. Denver smells like weed 6. Lots of white homeless people in Denver 7. Smoking weed with homeless people 8. Abe as a homeless man 9. Skin tags grow back 10. Abe plans on winning big this weekend 11. This is our 100th episode of podcast 12. Would podcast continue without Abe 13. Reenactment of us doing podcast as old men 14. Abe taught a guy at gym an important lesson 15. People who act sick 16. Guy on Denver Train told story about crowds 17. Farting in mosh pits
September 08, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 99 - 9/1/2016
Episode 99 topics... 1. Guy died from a hickey 2. You can't die in your dreams 3. Brock Lesnar kissed a guy on the head 4. Hulk Hogan unblocked a guy with a funny Twitter name 5. Bass was on Steve Harvey show and was given instructions 6. Joey Fatone has hit an all time low 7. Abe's neighbor chased down guy who stole Abe's mail 8. Sam got an extra box of dog treats 9. Farting in elevator 10. Listener questions
September 02, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 98 - 8/23/2016
Episode 98 topics... 1. Suge Knight and Straight Outta Compton 2. Celebrities who still have an aura 3. A Tony Romo reality show would be horrible 4. Guns N' Roses begging models to come to their shows 5. Brothers of celebrities who lie and say they are the celebrity 6. Low level celebrities treated like stars at crappy clubs 7. The Twinkie guy bought Playboy Mansion 8. Hugh Hefner's brother 9. Keith Hefner's widow's tweets and hashtags 10. Paul Stanley was the original Rick Roll 11. Osama Bin Laden could have been the greatest swimmer ever 12. Abe's pathetic swimming incidents
August 24, 2016
Evil Dave Letterman is a reoccurring character on the Howard Stern show. For 3 years I hosted "The Abe Kanan Show" on SiriusXM Howard 101. During that time, I worked with Evil Dave from Chicago every time he had an appearance. This was by far my favorite!
August 17, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 97 - 8/10/2016
Episode 97 topics... 1. Doo Wop could end gang violence 2. Abe accidentally scared a guy in parking lot 3. Boob guys 4. Thirsty guys at Bachelor parties 5. Perverted gymnastics coaches 6. Questioning liars 7. People who give their kids dumb names 8. Apple's equal pay initiative has one problem
August 10, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 96 - 8/4/2016
Episode 96 topics... 1. Abe and President Obama birthdays 2. New radio studios 3. Construction workers at radio stations with drills 4. Orlando Bloom junk pictures 5. Guys who take off their shirts at parties 6. Ass cleavage shorts 7. Ass to ass rock stars 8. Things that need to be updated 9. Warren Sapp is a relationship deal breaker 10. Relationship deal breakers 11. Angry hot dog chef 12. Abe was grossed out by elotes guy 13. Draymond Green junk on Snap Chat 14. Abe's lightning fast credit card rejection
August 04, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 95 - 7/27/2016
Episode 95 topics... 1. Levy Media Anniversary 2. Fake radio jobs 3. The internet is better than a lot of colleges 4. Sam explains why he wouldn't vote for Abe for President 5. Abe gives good advice to everyone himself 6. Skin tags grow back 7. Danny Gaga thought WWE draft was real 8. Danny Gaga makes return to podcast 9. Guy who doesn't let other men under his hood
July 28, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 94 - 7/19/2016
Episode 94 topics... 1. Brock Lesnar fails second steroid test 2. Old man from Pawn Stars death hoax 3. People who beg for free tickets 4. Guns N' Roses talk 5. People who aren't smart 6. Radio surveys 7. Abe's latest bathroom incident 8. Ariel Winter from Modern Family grosses us out 9. Elvis impersonator took dump at McDonalds 10. The age when tripping isn't funny 11. Abe saved a bird
July 19, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 93 - 7/6/2016
Episode 93 topics... 1. Dwyane Wade coming to the Chicago Bulls 2. Abe doesn't think players should be loyal to teams 3. People who are still shooting off fireworks 4. Amateur firework shows always end badly 5. Guns N' Roses concert recap 6. Fat guy was wearing see-through shorts 7. UFC 200 in Las Vegas trip 8. People who ask things that they could google
July 07, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 92 - 6/29/2016
Episode 92 topics... 1. The snooze button is like being a hostage 2. Morning mask invention 3. Sam's asshole 5AM text 4. If Sam had a kid, he would do a lot of screaming 5. Sam says that Abe sleeps like a dog 6. Abe wants to put up signs with rules at his gym 7. People who still use checks 8. Sludge sent Abe a creepy check with a virtual slap in the face 9. Game of Thrones finale recap 10. George RR Martin loves YouPorn
June 30, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 91 - 6/21/2016
Episode 91 topics... 1. Steph Curry's wife 2. Places that charge extra for BBQ sauce 3. Sam doesn't think McDonalds should give free sauce 4. Stephen A Smith's weird speech about Lebron James' wife 5. Sports radio debates never go anywhere 6. Sports radio callers are the worst 7. Chelsea Clinton gave kid the least presidential name 8. Abraham Clinton for president in 2024 9. Another guy mispronounced Abe's name 10. Having a kid in 2016 is dangerous 11. King of the castle guys are annoying 12. Women in pre-arranged marriages are like slaves 13. Roman Reigns suspended from WWE
June 22, 2016
Paul Stanley enjoys Abe Kanan's impression of him on the Mancow show on 97.9 The Loop in Chicago.
June 16, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 90 - 6/15/2016
Episode 90 topics... 1. Sludge returns to podcast and talks about Chicago trip 2. People who keep posting stuff about guns 3. Abe wants to get Sam the new Weird Al Yankovic box set 4. Bass disappears mid-podcast 5. Why did Ice Cube put Ricky on the couch in Boyz in the Hood 6. Sons of legends usually suck 7. Sludge lost his phone in Abe's car 8. Abe had to Fed Ex Sludges phone to Philadelphia 9. Abe and Sludges worst firings 10. Abe drove away from gas station with gas pump in car 11. People on Facebook who tease a surprise are the worst
June 16, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 89 - 6/7/2016
Episode 89 topics... 1. Guy put his fingers in communal container at restaurant 2. Abe's love of watermelon 3. Abe' online casino victory 4. Bathroom choice at work and identifying someone by their shoes 5. Sushi made by hipsters 6. Don West mystery boxes are like cutting open watermelons
June 08, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 88 - 6/1/2016
Episode 88 topics... 1. Guys who love guns and cigars 2. Abe and Bass played a pathetic game of basketball 3. Sam playing the game "HORSE" talk 4. Enrique Iglesias makes out with girls on stage during concerts 5. Has anyone been killed because of Enrique's tactics 6. People who get completely drunk at every event 7. Disturbed singer David Draiman's cheesy song intros 8. Gorilla tragedy and dumb mother 9. Abe knows how to survive against a Gorilla 10. Old school handshakes were intimidating 11. Guys who pick people up 12. People who pee in the pool
June 02, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 87 - 5/24/2016
Episode 87 topics... 1. Lady answered phone and asked Abe if he was hungry 2. Lawyer was talking about details of case while taking a dump 3. ATM machines give you subtle hints if you're a degenerate 4. Abe and Bass want to be each others food sponsors 5. Telemarketer butchered Abe's name 6. Bass worked as a telemarketer in high school 7. Four-hour diet and fad diets 8. People who speak all of their text messages 9. Abe's retention tip and an equally good new tip 10. People who speak the hip new lingo 11. Puff Daddy's new song is the worst ever 12. Aerosmith video gave kids horrible message 13. Guy wore beats headphones while blaring music in his car 14. Impromptu Douchebag Power Rankings
May 25, 2016
Abe Kanan on Fishing
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May 23, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 86 - 5/18/2016
Episode 86 topics... 1. Facebook is full of useless information 2. Abe's pathetic trip to casino buffet 3. Guy was talking smack with chicken skin on his face 4. Guy with ponytail dipped the tip in water 5. People who tell you to wash your hands 6. Abe's mom always asks him if he has pressure in chest 7. The Misfits and other reunions 8. Rappers who stop you on the street and start rapping 9. Guys who used to sell speakers in parking lot 10. Guy sent a letter asking for gifts after wedding 11. Wedding gifts should be in escrow for a year 12. Guy at CVS couldnt say the word "diarrhea"
May 19, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 85 - 5/10/2016
Episode 85 topics... 1. Sludge returns to the podcast and excites Sam 2. Fantasy football talk 3. Sam in Training Day scenario would be hilarious 4. Ripping people off in Fantasy Football is great 5. Gene Simmons' song Christine Sixteen has questionable lyrics 6. Gene Simmons' sex tape was even more pathetic than Hulkster 7. People who use Kickstarter for pools and other stupid stuff 8. People who ask for prayers for their dogs on Facebook 9. Sludge and Bass only talk on Facebook Messenger 10. Sludge sneaks into Chicago like a thief in the night 11. Abe's slick move at piano bar 12. Smelliest celebrities list 13. Guys who have "man caves" are like little boys with bedroom 14. Draymond Green commercial and other bad commercials 15. Sludge's upcoming Dana White Interview 16. Abe's worst interviews talk 17. Abe hates candid shirtless pics holding babies 18. Sludge's Vegas trip 19. Sludge almost got killed by a Navy Seal after plane ride 20. People who want free stuff always want "a couple" 21. Online trashy fight videos 22. Sam loved a local news reporter when he was three years old
May 11, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 84 - 5/3/2016
Episode 84 topics... 1. Balls and bending over in gym locker rooms 2. Guys who work out wearing Bane masks 3. The naked 7-second rule 4. Ted Cruz drops out 5. Open shower should be abolished 6. People who eat on the same side of the booth
May 04, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 83 - 4/26/2016
Episode 83 topics... 1. Lazy payroll people 2. Abe feels bad for Possum's 3. Chyna porn got the same reaction as horse video 4. Hipsters ruin everything 5. What do hipsters and metal guys sleep in 6. Abe can't wait to refer to twenty dollar bills as "Tubman's" 7. People who wait in line for hours to save four dollars 8. Guy got arrested for stealing fountain drink 9. Worker who looks confused every morning when Abe makes the exact same order
April 27, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 82 - 4/20/2016
Episode 82 topics... 1. Abe tagged multiple times on $1 sub story 2. Abe trying to change the time of daily bathroom emergency 3. Thumb in belly button technique 4. Harriet Tubman on the $20 talk 5. Why does anyone care about Andrew Jackson 6. Going to a concert in 1996 compared to 2016 7. If Sam was a rock star he would be the biggest jerk ever 8. People who ask for more free stuff, when offered free stuff 9. People who say they are leaving Facebook for a while 10. Pay Pal is the currency of shady transactions
April 21, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 81 - 4/12/2016
Episode 81 topics... 1. New addition to the "Things you can't look cool doing" list 2. Kate Hudson's new boyfriend and huge list of boyfriends 3. Bass almost got beaten up by NBA star Baron Davis 4. Abe caught in car dancing to a Kiss song 5. Sam inhales music like air 6. Guy puked on himself at Iron Maiden concert 7. Guy at gym who took Tinder pictures 8. Abe wants to hire Brock Lesnar to work at gyms 9. Talking to acquaintances is like a tree in the road 10. Cutting people out of your life is important for happiness 11. Technologically savvy ticket scalpers 12. Blanket Jackson's ridiculous name change
April 13, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 80 - 3/29/2016
Episode 80 topics... 1. Changes to the podcast 2. Sam getting a big wrestling type push 3. Abe's fake injury to not have to walk as far at concert 4. People who roll up one leg while riding bike 5. Recent calls to 911 6. Naked guy on expressway 7. Double locking buttons when seeing homeless guy 8. Advantages of underwear versus commando 9. Abe ate too much Lamb on Easter 10. Abe's idea for new religious jewelry 11. Media people with Game of Thrones screeners 12. Ethics on broadcasting 13. People who get stuff out of trunk at red lights
March 30, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 79 - 3/22/2016
Abe Kanan and Bass discuss... 1. Remembering Toronto Mayor Rob Ford 2. Greatest audio clip in the history of audio 3. Final Tweet before dying 4. Swearing every morning when you wake up is normal 5. Abe and Bass ate a disgusting(in a good way) meal 6. Hulk Hogan's lucky bandana 7. Jake the Snake sex tape next 8. Abe accidentally wore green on St. Patricks Day 9. People should wear red on Pulaski Day 10. Guy at Starbucks who kept kissing son on lips 11. Jesus sang Creed song during the Passion Live 12. Why is Jesus always a model on TV 13. It should be illegal to return online purchases
March 23, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 78 - 3/16/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Bass' latest excuse for being late 2. Sam's hair trigger 3. Sox player retired because he couldn't bring son to work 4. People who bring kids to work 5. Jared from Subway got beat up in prison 6. Chumlee from Pawn Stars blew his golden ticket 7. Chumlee bar appearances in small towns 8. Old people hate fat people 9. St. Patricks Day in Chicago 10. Day Light savings time
March 17, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 77 - 3/8/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Questioning Bass' whereabouts 2. Sam is sick of Abe's childhood stories involving him 3. Peyton Manning is like Forrest Gump 4. God doesn't care about football 5. Sam feeds his dogs in middle of podcast 6. Sandboxes are gross 7. Bass explains why he is always late for podcast 8. Hulk Hogans "dress" bandana for court 9. Hulk Hogan sex tape talk 10. Guy taking dump was offended by guy who farted 11. Lynyrd Skynyrd's twenty in memoriam candles
March 09, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 76 - 3/1/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's Mexican food double coma 2. Jumping up and down before using bathroom technique 3. People who say "thank you for your service" too fast 4. Abe consoled lady who fell at restaurant 5. Abe used foot to pick up a post it note 6. Ryan dogsitting Owen and Blu Blazer talk 7. Abe had incident with guy who buzzes him in at work 8. Guy in Abe's building apparently gets paid to sleep 9. "Fuller House" review 10. Sitcoms love hooking up single parents 11. Guy with a "The World Is Yours" tattoo 12. Abe's fake office
March 02, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 75 - 2/24/2016
Abe Kanan, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. If Abe played for the Lakers, would he score? 2. Kimbo Slice fight was like a train wreck 3. People who talk about the weather all the time 4. Indiana should have their own news 5. Abe played in a poker tournament that gave away guns 6. Slayer concert and bloody people at show 7. Guy at Slayer concert was a real class act 8. Jeans with hammer loop 9. Seeing people who look completely different 10. Being an adult 11. Abe's cold and hot drving tip 12. Was Alice on the Brady Bunch a well treated slave?
February 25, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 74 - 2/16/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe's first lunch incident with Bass, in new building 2. Abe clogged toilet on 1st day at new building 3. Guy kicked out of buffet after eating 50 pounds of food 4. Types of people who sue everyone 5. Abe leaving food for Bass is similar to Shawshank scene 6. Grammy Recap - Adele - Ice Cube's son - Bow Wow 7. Kanye busted for having Twitter writers 8. Abe would wear a life jacket on new Titanic voyage 9. Barber Shop played inappropriate movie around kids 10. Fake candid pictures of shirtless guys lying with babies 11. Fuller House and good news call reactions on 90's sitcoms 12. Couple had sex on Vegas Ferris Wheel 13. Knicks coach had sex with players girlfriends 14. NBA player reactions to slam dunk competition
February 17, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 73 - 2/9/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe and Bass working in same building again 2. Abe doesn't want to insult Bass by not going to lunch 3. Abe is in a Walking Dead situation 4. Security guard gave Abe bathroom code, then smiled at him after he left bathroom and forced a conversation 5. The legend of Abe and Suge Knight's meeting in Vegas 6. Abe's wardrobe malfunction at the gym 7. Guy at Starbucks said Abe's name wrong, and then Abe was harassed by girl for getting "fruity drink" 8. Starbucks weird drink order names 9. Sam calling out Starbucks orders in College 10. Peyton Manning kissed Papa John after Super Bowl
February 10, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 72 - 2/3/2016
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Story about Abe meeting Suge Knight in Las Vegas 2. Superbowl Best Bet of the Week for coin toss 3. Sam's bowling team tryout 4. People versus OJ Simpson show 5. Kim Kardashian and Kato Kaelin 6. Abe took bites out of wrongly made sandwiches 7. Phil Anselmo racist remark 8. People who always talk about paying dues 9. People who always say, Sarah Palin is hot 10. Abe draws houses during classes 11. Sign that shined in Abe's apartment, came down 12. Radio talk show fake on hold names 13. Guy with skin tags made Abe an iced latte 14. Abe's daily emergency bathroom situation
February 04, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 71 - 1/26/2016
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Guy died in car crash while pleasuring himself 2. Sponsorship's 3. Ecoli outbreaks are best times to go to restaurants 4. Diseased sex offer 5. Birth control commercial is scariest commercial ever 6. Steven Tyler grabbed junk and then licked his hand 7. Which old rock stars are still cool to have sex with 8. Abe and Sam saw a random rock star 9. Homeless people hear car doors lock all day 10. Sam did all of Abe's assignments in a college class 11. Cheating in school is easier now than ever 12. All young kids should kick field goals
January 27, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 70 - 1/18/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Podcast intros are dumb 2. MLK Day is a good day to see which of your friends are racist 3. Boycotting awards shows isn't effective 4. Lesbian thug stared everyone down at casino 5. If Abe were a lesbian, he would be a lip stick lesbian 6. Getting stared down shouldn't offend people 7. Guy from dealership calls Abe live during podcast 8. It's almost impossible to drive through Gary Indiana and not get a nail in your tire 9. Tim Cook took a pathetic in action picture with a drill 10. Guy who said "Google Me" at poker table 11. Poker tables are like prison lunch tables 12. Guy in gas station was praying in front of bongs 13. Sam's depressing tweets and David Bowie tribute
January 19, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 69 - 1/5/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Reading old text messages is confusing sometimes 2. People who tell people to say hi to people 3. 2016 looks like it will be Abe's year 4. Crack voice never goes away 5. When people know our orders, we stop going 6. People who say "Happy Ne Year" a week later 7. Small talk is Abe's worst nightmare 8. When Abe was 13 he ate 3 Subway foot long subs 9. People outraged on Facebook when businesses close 10. Local New Year's programming is the worst 11. Jenny McCarthy's obsession with Bass 12. Donny Wahlberg was a douchebag on New Year's show 13. Day time TV is all 87 pound men and 400 pound women 14. Hicks are cops of their own land 15. People have forgotten that Tyga is a pedophile
January 06, 2016
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 68 - 12/29/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Guns N Roses reunion announcement 2. Guys who use pills for stick enhancement 3. Do hookers hang out and watch Netflix? 4. Do street hookers enjoy their job? 5. Craigslist creeps trying to buy Abe's truck 6. Guy on Craigslist who hid in his house from Abe 7. Abe hung out with a Craigslist buyer for three hours 8. Sam doesn't approve of the way Abe treats his cars 9. Guy who bought truck dropped Abe off at Jimmy Johns 10. "Merry Christmas" texts 11. Why isn't Santa Claus old and fat anymore? 12. Craigslist Santa's
December 30, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 67 - 12/16/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Recap of the lost podcast 2. Ryan had a life altering experience with a bidet 3. Junk placement when on a toilet 4. Abe thinks bathrooms should be the size of bedrooms 5. Abe's crazy experience with Caitlyn in Vegas bathroom 6. Caitlyn always mentions Kim Kardashian for no reason 7. Slobs at buffets love crab legs so much 8. Guys who dress like cowboys are wearing a costume 9. Uber drivers always claim to own their own company 10. Kids today will have no nostalgia when they get older 11. Toilets need to evolve
December 17, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 66 - 12/8/2015
Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss... 1. Strip club promotions and stripper resume's 2. Motels with outside entrance's make Abe fear for his life 3. Ryan doesn't care about "what you've been up to" 4. People are upset when you don't to to a funeral 5. Is "you go girl" sexist? 6. People who don't identify with gender 7. Facebook debates are stupid 8. Asshole's can't wake up and not be asshole's 9. Do leaders of terrorist groups drink milkshakes? 10. People who say "and so it begins..." 11. Worst invite ever is to see your brother's friends band
December 09, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 65 - 12/2/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. San Bernardino tragedy 2. Jay The Gay Glory Hole presentation 3. Facebook political hounds 4. Ryan's fake bodyguard 5. Amy Schumer isn't as fat as she claims to be
December 03, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 64 - 11/24/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Not sure if eating Bass would be delicious or not 2. Mohel sucking blood custom is gross 3. New Charlie Sheen headline is worse than HIV headline 4. Best place to hide HIV or aids medication 5. Female mohel's would get repeat business 6. What do terrorists do during their down time? 7. Gangbanger's wait out murders until it's warm out 8. Cold weather versus beautiful weather 9. Sam hates wet socks 10. Jay Cutler named his daughter Sailor James 11. Terrorists in WWE 12. Steam room in Chicago where tons of guys have sex 13. Glory hole discussion and questions
November 25, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 63 - 11/17/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Sam announcement update 2. Limp spoon guys at Chipotle 3. Watching Ronda Rousey fight at dirty bar 4. Sam's high school jobs 5. Nintendo blowing and swabbing 6. Danny Gaga had a perfect Nintendo 7. Charlie Sheen HIV announcement 8. Doctor supervised Charlie Sheen sex 9. Slobs in reclined seats at movie theaters make Abe sick 10. Guy who got shittiest tattoo ever 11. Facebook flag generator 12. Obama gets blamed for everything 13. Abe passed up a place called "Dat Doughnut" 14. "Elbow lickin good" sign
November 18, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 62 - 11/11/2015
Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss... 1. Abe got into an altercation with guy at gym who wanted to "holla at him!" 2. Scumbags can never be gentlemen 3. New entry to things you can't look cool doing 4. The walking dead at the casino 5. Abe ate a $500 sandwich at the casino 6. Dangerous guy email at Ryan's work 7. Ryan opened the worst possible letter that you could open 8. Starbucks Christmas cup controversy 9. Racist guys with girlfriends of another race are still racist 10. Ryan kicking people out of his car incidents 11. Guns N Roses Reunion 12. Abe wore a Van Halen shirt with "X" on it as a statement for his support of Sammy Hagar 13. Guy "let Abe off the hook" in parking garage
November 12, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 61 - 11/3/2015
Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Transplant team truck 2. Sam is in a loud room with announcements in background 3. Sam gets upset about Abe questioning announcements 4. Abe uses gimp foot picture to get out of doing stuff 5. Sam can go over the edge in a split second 6. Abe was an AV boy and janitor assistant in grade school 7. Bass just accepts people talking behind his back 8. Abe has side text conversations ripping on everyone 9. Thanksgiving origin and Canadian Thanksgiving 10. Abe's HR lady thought he was black 11. Transitioning women who look like Larry The Cable Guy 12. 90's rap skits sucked 13. CHI-RAQ movie looks horrible 14. Guy with gross ears had an earring 15. Don't highlight your shortcomings
November 04, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 60 - 10/27/2015
Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe went to see Danzig in Milwaukee 2. Abe's scheme to get into the concert 3. Phil Anselmo from Pantera has endless snot 4. Ryan and his girlfriend caught John Cena's shirt at PPV 5. Tiers of celebrities at wrestling event were sat accordingly 6. John Cena propositioning Ryan talk 7. DJ from Roseanne is shittiest celebrity of all time 8. Bass' bad costume and other bad costumes 9. Guy at tire shop wouldn't stop staring down Abe 10. Translation talk 11. Lenny Dykstra blackmailed umpires 12. Jared from Subway found a way to be more gross 13. Sam doesn't want to watch anyone get eaten
October 28, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 59 - 10/20/2015
Abe Kanan and Bass discuss... 1. Abe has a demon come out of him during Cubs games 2. If the world ends, we aren't ready to go yet 3. Heaven might be like a crappy VIP room 4. Abe's swearing foot doctor returns 5. Abe had the worst mailman ever 6. Rappers start rapping about murder and end with weed 7. Lamar woke up when he heard Bruce and saw Caitlyn 8. Kobe and Khloe having sex in hospital bathroom
October 21, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 58 - 10/14/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. The Cubs playoff run 2. Jesse Jackson at hospital to see Lamar Odom is ridiculous 3. Abe's swearing foot doctor 4. Caitlyn stopping by to see Lamar 5. Dennis Hof from Bunny Ranch must love this press 6. Getting a check from Jesse Jackson is near impossible 7. Jesse Jackson at Abe's bed side for his final moments 8. What does the Pope think of Jesse Jackson 9. Abe met Jimmy john 10. Girl at subway gave Abe the perfect Mayo statement 11. Abe was pressured to buy a Prince cassette tape
October 15, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 57 - 10/6/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. What does Bass do when he is late for podcast 2. Sam's excuse for not being on last week 3. Danny Gaga fell at his party 4. Kordell Stewart had a weird reaction to false allegations 5. Abe is embarrassed at his 14 year old reaction to OJ 6. Great Limp Bizkit related bathroom tip 7. Black Whopper gave Abe green poop 8. Hickeys and the type of people that have them 9. How gang banger's officially commit to their girlfriends 10. Two girls had the same guys name of their arms 11. Dummy guys who mark their territory 12. Gang banger girlfriend gets made into "My Lady' 13. Loser guy ripped off girlfriends bra, then got dumped 14. Postmates makes it possible for Abe to get gross food order without being embarrassed 15. Waiters who don't want to give extra sauce 16. Girl at bank who didn't realize she was about to lose job 17. Coming up with excuses for calling off work
October 07, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 56 - 9/29/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sludge, and Bass discuss... 1. Sludge couldn't originally come on because his back hurt 2. Reasons sludge doesn't talk to Bass 3. The Pope was in Sludge's city of Philadelphia 4. Annoying people on Facebook who seem semi dangerous 5. Sludge has a hot national sportscaster DM'ing him 6. Abe's carbon footprint 7. Sludge and Abe ate subs & watched Entourage every day 8. Sludge and Abe roommate stories 9. Girl broke up with Sludge because Abe moved in 10. Chipotle delivery is glorious 11. Proper ass hygiene 12. Derrick Rose has group sex with his boys
September 30, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 55 - 9/22/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Bass should have been in a Doo Wop group 2. Sam and Abe snuck backstage at Farm Aid 3. Guy in wheel chair miraculously walked and then fought 4. With confidence you can walk out with a table anywhere 5. Rock bands dealing with radio people is hell 6. Old rock dj's 7. People who say they are number one, usually aren't 8. Radio tributes to dead people 9. Dimebag Darryl in Heaven
September 23, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 54 - 9/14/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Technical difficulties 2. Sam explains why he has to leave early 3. Ryan played Oregon Trail 4. Abe was involved in huge fire 5. Why your outfit should always be disaster ready 6. People who have the open ass smell 7. Ways to tell people they smell 8. Ice Cube had a beautiful father/son moment at Riot Fest 9. White parties and boat parties 10. Fake partying on social media 11. People who fish for compliments get unfriended by Abe 12. Pity posts on Facebook 13. Do cops like the song F*** The Police?
September 15, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 53 - 9/8/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Talking smack about Bass behind his back 2. Ryan slept at a hospital 3. Alarm sounds in hospital when a baby is missing 4. People who scream "WHAT???" 5. Sam and Abe driving together is dangerous 6. Update on Sam's injured ass from stair fall 7. Woman at DMV was most miserable woman ever 8. People who explain meaning behind their tattoos 9. Sam's fantasy football draft live 10. $800 fantasy football league 11. Petty cash and currency exchange 12. Bailing people out of jail would be funny for Abe 13. Dorks who refer to professional athletes as "kids" 14. Guys who talk about "Adam & Steve" are always assholes
September 09, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 52 - 9/2/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Sam's injured while helping Abe move 2. WWE will soon have to scrub their whole network 3. Abe and Sam fight at least once a day 4. Sammy the skunk 5. Glue and boards talk 6. Abe and Sam teamed up after scratching moving truck 7. Ryan ruined surprise party 8. more useful tips like retention department tip 9. How to stay in hotel room an extra 3 to 5 hours 10. Drinking tap water with dignity at Chipotle 11. Homeless guys who hit on attractive women 12. Guy with cigars are like kids with He-Man swords 13. Cantaloupe is like a bad girlfriend 13. Bass was cast to play a dead naked slob 14. Sam versus Abe in a cage fight
September 03, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 51 - 8/25/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss your listener questions... 1. Homeless guys with swagger 2. To, too, two, and 2 3. Kids and sports 4. Manning family and Cooper Manning 5. Air show and like risking sports 6. Jared is the molester poster boy 7. Abe tries to piss off Sam 8. Ryan's stance on peeing in a pool 9. Abe's crazy fantasy football text thread 10. Richmond Virginia crazy night with wrestlers 11. Howard 101 questions
August 26, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 50 - 8/18/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Patrick Kane allegations 2. Jared from Subway guilty as Abe predicted 3. Abe as President would be hilarious 4. Columbia House filed bankruptcy 5. Alphabet parent company of Google is dumb 6. Every 80's sitcom had a paid slave 7. Mr. Belvedere was a weirdo 8. Ryan checks in from Disney Land 9. Abe got his awesome jeans in the mail 10. Space Mountain is not sexy
August 19, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 49 - 8/12/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss Abe's epic trip to Los Angeles including... 1. White Men Can't Jump Courts 2. The Dresden 3. Homeless people in Santa Monica 4. The Magic Speaker let down 5. Abe's carbon footprint at Ryan's house 6. Abe got a huge flight voucher 7. Abe's agility when a little kid puked 8. The most comfortable jeans of all time
August 12, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 48 - 8/4/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan's HUGE Los Angeles welcome party for Abe 2. Abe's birthday, and people who love their birthday's 3. Kids who spiked the punch on sitcoms 4. Lenny Kravitz penis picture 5. Ice Cube trying to act like a thug again is hilarious 6. Dr. Dre farewell album and Motley Crue farewell tour 7. Lollapalooza and ass cleavage shorts 8. Bass' big meeting and stealing bags of chips 9. Ronda Rousey 10. People talking about stuff they don't know about 11. Fat kids riding ponies 12. Disgusting woman in pool was mad when hair got wet 13. Buffets and kids in Guatemala eating habits
August 04, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 47 - 7/28/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe waking up from a nap sounded limp 2. The molester bedroom 3. Abe on UFC embedded 4. Ryan hung out with Stone Cold Steve Austin 5. Hogan sex tape and his Twitter hilarity 6. Sex tapes aren't a big deal anymore 7. Babies are like rubber balls 8. Old people should wear rubber jumpsuits 9. People who take a beer when they have a full one 10. Tip jar at convenience store
July 29, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 46 - 7/21/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe's lie about restarting his computer 2. Abe's trip to Los Angeles 3. Getting eaten by a shark 4. Pathetic trip to the beach 5. Abe almost dies in 7 feet of water 6. Parking attendant owned a guy in front of his family 7. People who fight 8. How to not get jumped in a bad neighborhood 9. Bass' story about getting jumped 10. Donald Trump Presidential supporters
July 21, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 45 - 7/14/2015
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, Bass, Sludge discuss... 1. Abe calls into Sludge's show live 2. Vegas 3 UFC fight 4. Abe saw Leo DiCaprio 5. Foreign media guys dress and look weird 6. Guy with no legs got kicked out of seat 7. Game of Thrones "Shame Walk" to 300 level 8. Abe saw a guy with a skull and crossbones eye patch 9. Being blind or having one eye, which is better? 10. Bass talks to his son with a twink voice 11. Girl at car wash couldn't say "Armor All" 12. Thug nerd liked Abe's truck 13. Oil change hard sell guys 14. Guys in their forties who love high school 15. Weird coaches who ask kids if they're getting laid
July 15, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 44 - 7/7/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Jared from Subway in trouble 2. Guy in Olive Garden bathroom did something disgusting 3. Jared from Subway is a hot free agent for other sub shops 4. Guy who was wearing a "You Mad Bro?" shirt 5. Souvenirs should always be thrown right in garbage 6. Sports arguments 7. Sports talk radio arguments 8. Finding common ground with people is easy 9. Ryan and Jill's visit to Chicago
July 08, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 43 - 6/30/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe bumped into Bulls & Whitesox owner Jerry Reinsdorf 2. Sam sent a blushing emoticon ] 3. Abe was publicly embarrassed at sub shop 4. Ryan explains the difference between Chicago and LA 5. Bass get your bars up song actually exists 6. People with loud car systems are an endangered species
July 01, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 42 - 6/23/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan visiting Chicago 2. Abe's idea of fine dining 3. Ryan hanging out with douchebag's at club 4. Sam and Ryan spending the night together 5. Hulk Hogan unblocked Abe on Twitter! 6. Abe's history with the Hulkster 7. Sam and Danny Gaga Hulkster story 8. Abe and Ryan meeting Green Day story 9. Bass meeting Xzibit story 10. Ryan's Scott Stapp and Stevie Wonder story 11. Bono from U2 made popcorn for Ryan 12. Abe got violated at Walmart 13. Old people are grandfathered in for racism & perversion 14. Hugh Hefner's old balls and Holly Madison 15. Abe's cab driver pissed on his cab 16. Obama on Marc Maron's podcast
June 24, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 41 - 6/16/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Periscope 2. Guys on The Bachelorette chopping wood 3. Brady Bunch building clubhouse episode 4. Sam's hatred of hockey 5. 3 second rule doesn't apply to bacon 6. Lebron's junk 7. Bass transitioning talk 8. The invite guy
June 17, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 40 - 6/9/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. People who don't know how to google stuff 2. Redneck women Walmart brawl 3. Assholes who demand respect 4. People who stare you down 5. Putting on plastic gloves when dealing with trash balls 6. Chris Brown, Kylie Jenner, and Hulk Hogan Twitter feud 7. Time to end group showers in high schools 8. Naked conversations 9. Abe's T-shirt tip 10. Sam & Abe played "My Ding-A-Ling by Chuck Berry on repeat at an ice cream shop when they were little kids.
June 10, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 39 - 6/2/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan's "little" cold 2. Showering multiple times a day is a necessity 3. Catelyn Jenner's HUGE white briefs 4. What is "OK" to make jokes about 5. Guys who loves asses as big as possible 6. Iggy Azalea's career winding down 7. Abe dislikes Lynard Skynard's singer 8. Accidental racist song by LL Cool J & Brad Paisley 9. The post Tim Sabean era at SiriusXM 10. Building young radio talent 11. Game of Thrones book nerds who hate TV show
June 03, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 38 - 5/26/2015
Abe Kanan, Bass, and Jay The Gay discuss... 1. Jay The Gay's history with the show 2. Bass eats wings with plastic gloves 3. Abe and Bass went to the gym together 4. Most people shouldn't wear shorts 5. Jay's beer can story 6. Abe's horrible drive through experience 7. Fake patriots 8. People who post nude pics with inspirational quotes 9. Bass' horrible idea called "Fuber" 10. Jay's questions for Abe and Bass
May 27, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 37 - 5/19/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bass has a "BIG cold" 2. Calling off school 3. Amazon wish lists 4. Herpes dating site 5. Ryan loves milk 6. Lactaid Milk 7. Bobbi Christina is turning into Darth Vader 8. Every girl lately has a nice fat ass 9. Abe was flustered by a kid asking "what's your name?" 10. Ryan's bad directions for a blind woman
May 20, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 36 - 5/12/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Waiting thing out in bathroom stall 2. Bathroom rules and etiquette 3. Bass' invite only Chipotle party 4. The slob list 5. Shit talking fuck ups 6. Abe's fool proof, long form shit talking method 7. Ryan's accidental text to a celebrity 8. Red Hot text 9. Quick hits 10. Why you should say your mom was playing basketball
May 13, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 35 - 5/5/2015
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Talking your way out of getting punched in the face 2. Rumor Willis was called potato head as a kid 3. Bass keeping tabs on Abe 24/7 4. Racist guy that Manny Pacquiao was Mexican 5. Danzig the horse in the Kentucky Derby 6. NFL drafted players all had same blonde girlfriend 7. Horse owners seem like plantation owners 8. Abe hates the word "treat" 9. People who check obituaries get excited when people die 10. Bass is the worst at reporting deaths
May 06, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 34 - 4/28/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan, discuss... 1. Bass out sick 2. Abe's "HARD" nap 3. Abe's ripped up sleeping shirts 4. Ryan's garden 5. Missing kid returns with no explanation 6. Sammy Lou Who 7. Abe's retention scheme works again 8. First impressions of people meeting us 9. Bass needs to know Abe's whereabouts 24/7 10. Women who use toothpicks 11. Baltimore riots 12. Bruce Jenner interview 13. Elton John would suck to hook up with for everyone
April 29, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 33 - 4/20/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Selling our show to Shark Tank 2. Dancing With the Stars is rigged 3. Waiting in line for random Bulls playoff tickets 4. Horace Grant would be a good Cosby Show character 5. Warren Sapp video released admitting to hooker 6. Warren Sapp made his case look worse 7. Getting a hooker pregnant 8. Sam would be a horrible cop 9. Abe did Sensory Deprivation Tank 10. Cyrotherapy 11. Abe's tip for energy at 3AM 12. Abe doesn't know how to properly walk down stairs 13. Jennifer Aniston's current hotness 14. Mickey Rourke's Journey 15. Jaden Smith's dress
April 21, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 32 - 4/14/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Reason Sam was running late 2. Lebron James calls Bass "boy" 3. Rub maps 4. Ryan moved to paradise 5. Sam enters conversation and explodes in record time 6. Sam questions Abe's mock British version of him 7. Ryan "Hollywood" Manno 8. California water crisis 9. Ryan's new California friends 10. Abe's horrible towel and smoothie incidents 11. Man versus food guy going vegan 12. Hillary running for President 13. CEO who took huge pay cut 14. Mtv has fallen off 15. Sam and Abe almost got killed watching Bebe's Kids
April 15, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 31 - 4/7/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Chicago Mayor race 2. Rahm Emanuel had his finger cut off at Arbys 3. Abe's reactions are the worst when noticing deformities 4. Bass always makes a big deal about his birthday 5. Easter 6. Lamb is like flex seal 7. Story about when the Abe Kanan Show almost broke up 8. Scientology 9. Dinosaur mini series is needed 10. Lynard Skynard members only die horrifically
April 08, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 30 - 3/31/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Ryan slept over at Sam's house 2. Sam might have poisoned Ryan 3. Waking up early 4. The cons of wearing adult diapers 5. Research proves that Abe's schemes work 6. Bosses aren't funny 7. Corporations should shut up about all issues 8. Overly masculine guys who have threesome's 9. Abe and Sam documentary 10. Racist parents in barbershop 11. Long drive phone conversations
April 01, 2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. We flashback to 5-17-2013 when Mr.Sam went camping.
March 24, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 29 - 3/17/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Why we don't have an intro 2. Bass wants donations 3. Sam won't cut Abe into his business idea 4. Abe explains the dry, wet, dry rotation 5. Chap stick tip 6. Ring of Honor Show and the crowd 7. Abe embarrasses Ryan at show 8. Receptionist who kept asking Abe "What?" 9. Cleaning lady gave Abe the eye 10. Sam went off on Starbucks customer 11. Sam went off on people at Olive Garden 12. We love our listeners!
March 18, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 28 - 3/10/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's scheme that got approval from Ryan, Sam, & Bass 2. Abe gives the listeners a gift of 1/2 price phone bill 3. Abe acts pathetic talking to AT&T guy to get discount 4. People who stick their tongue out usually lack intelligence 5. People who take double bites of food 6. People who have food in corner of mouth 7. Abe anoints Bass' baby the winner of all babies 8. Bass gets a massage 9. Adults shouldn't wear jerseys of younger people 10. Don't message us about our friends whereabouts
March 11, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 27 - 3/3/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Sam is like the soup nazi from Seinfeld 2. Abe's radio cluster idea 3. Abe wants to go to an EDM club 4. Abe's "Peak Hotness" franchise idea 5. Old guys would make great regulators 6. Homeless guy who got killed by LAPD 7. Kanye West's ridiculous speech after visionary award 8. Kevin Garnett throws cell phones in the toilet 9. Details on Warren Sapp's arrest with hookers 10. Listener queRstions
March 04, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 26 - 2/21/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sludge discuss... 1. Sludge wanted to use ear buds for podcast 2. Bass called himself Super Dad 3. Abe's "Maximum Hotness" Agency idea 4. State of Ryan and Sludge's friendship 5. Excuses for not answering phone 6. Sludge met a girl on elevator and then stalked her 7. Sludge talks about getting random girl to get coffee 8. Abe and Sludge's plane ride with Navy Seal wife 9. People giving up burgers for Lent 10. Abe though a guy in locker room was a woman 11. Smelly people should have their own gym 12. Abe and Sludge love MTV's Challenge show 13. Kissing strangers on their cheek 14. Ryan amazingly finds the girl Sludge stalked
February 21, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 25 - 2/17/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Story about Ryan kicking Bass out of his car 2. People Bass follows on Twitter 3. Abe's Romantic Valentine's Day 4. Single people with drugs get laid more 5. Valentines Day side action realization 6. Sam's dead body arrangements 7. Michael Jordan's birthday 8. MY kicked Bass out of Bulls locker room 9. Disappointment in teachers husband 10. Charity donation in White Castle drive through 11. Abe's Dunkin Doughnuts girl 12. Guy at Taco Bell knew Ryan's order 13. Quest for one million listeners
February 18, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 24 - 2/10/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Ryan in glasses makes Abe sick 2. Seth Rollins penis controversy 3. Sam's theory on Abe being proved 4. NSFW pics 5. Abe's lack of integrity delivering news 6. Week on 97.9 The Loop 7. People popped out of woodwork offering their services 8. Random guy sent Ryan a text offering $80 9. Iggy Azalea doing Papa John's jingle 10. 2 random people thought Abe worked at mall 11. Abe goes through red lights in bad neighborhood's 12. Abe pulled over in bad neighborhood story
February 11, 2015
Abe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-6-2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bret Michaels diabetesand sex talk 2. At what point could we use the station bathroom 3. Plus sized model in Sports Illustrated 4. Zip prescription prank call 5. Porn filmed in library 6. A little about the show 7. Abe got 35 Magic Mike XXL texts 8. Woman found something gross in tuna can 9. Wolfgang Van Halen plus sized model 10. Manno's memo
February 06, 2015
Abe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-5-2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe saw a church pew used to hold a parking spot 2. Chicago "dibs" on parking spots 3. Dog's on the highway 4. Quick Hits 5. Magellon pizza for animals prank call 6. A Gronking to remember 7. Saved by the bell on Fallon 8. STD's on the rise on tinder 9. Manno's memo
February 05, 2015
Abe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-3-2015 & 2-4-2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 2-3-2015 1. Snow day in school and at work 2. Get arrested for throwing snowball 3. Peter Frampton stayed alive too long 4. Dog makes Simon Cowell faint 5. Rihanna wants Leo to get in shape 6. Night Train robs bank prank call 7. Slash's neck tattoo 8. Warren Sapp wants to pay a flat rate for a hooker 9. Manno's memo 2-4-2015 1. Abe supposedly broke Sam's toilet 2. Rob Gronkowski's ridiculousness 3. Michael Jordan punching Will Purdue story 4. Bill Belichick kiss daughter on lips and grabbed her boob 5. Charles Manson wants to smuggle out his sperm 6. Randy Quaid has gone crazy 7. Abe's Van Halen Balance T-shirt 8. Manno's memo
February 04, 2015
Abe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-2-2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's manly act and saving Bass 2. Depressing Super Bowl 3. Coin Toss Bet 4. Johnny Weir at Super Bowl 5. Abe checked out Steven Tyler 6. Marsha and the big man on campus 7. Best Super bowl Commercials 8. Abe's horrible intern interview at the Loop in 2001 9. David Lee Roth's shaved head 10. Typical rock DJ outfit 11. McDonalds paying with love promotion 12. Bass tries to get free food at McDonalds for lovin 13. Dead kid commercial at Super bowl 14. Weight Watchers commercial made Abe hungry 15. Super Bowl halftime barter deals 16. Manno's Memo
February 02, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 23 - 1/27/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bass always has a new excuse 2. Sam's dog party 3. Ryan felt something disgusting on his leg 4. Abe's nightmare about a dog 5. The boring existence of an animal 6. Guinea Pig's are here to die 7. At what age do bull's become angry assholes? 8. People who eat their pets 9. Bass pulls a Tito Ortiz 10. Kissing peoples wives on the lips 11. We have something cool popping next week!
January 28, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 22 - 1/20/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe and Sam argue about everything 2. Abe's wrestling idea 3. Abe and the stock market 4. Ryan meeting Trent Reznor at Golden Globes 5. Local critics have gone away 6. Ridiculous celebrity stories 7. Bands who lead into songs with song title 8. Celebrity tribute videos made before celebrity dies 9. Hillary Swank commercial 10. Leave Bruce Jenner alone 11.The ridiculous Al Sharpton
January 21, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 21 - 1/13/2015
Abe Kanan, Vin Armani, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Vin Armani's Gigolos update 2. Mayweather finally fighting Pacquiao 3. The Vin Armani "Move" 4. Discuss why Abe is exotic 5. Weirdos on social media 6. How to get laid in Vegas 7. Vegas waitresses secret lives uncovered 8. How to get laid in Vegas 9. George Zimmerman can't leave well enough alone 10. Synedrex 11. How to properly travel with condoms 12. how to properly club
January 14, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 20 - 1/6/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Mayo on every table in New Orleans 2. Sam's horrible improv skills 3. Fake live radio shows 4. Bass' Jenny McCarthy Facebook scandal 5. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin Eve 6. We have lots of questions about the rapper Pitbull 7. Someone is always jerking off to your favorite show 8. Abe's snot rag mistaken for something way worse 9. Abe's horrible experience returning cable equipment 10. Other piggish operations that will be out of business 11. $5.99 haircut 12. If you can't afford to go out, stay in
January 07, 2015
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 19 - 12/30/2014
Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ugly babies and handsome DJ Levy 2. We want one million listeners 3. Kanan Christmas tradition 4. Horrible thing Abe says about Sam every Christmas 5. Sasha Obama is like Francis Bean Cobain 6. Gay twins 7. People who brag about good deeds 6. Warren Sapp and Guy Fieri are the worst sex partners 7. Screech stabbbing story 8. We were born at the best time
December 31, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 18 - 12/23/2014
Abe Kanan and Bass discuss... 1. Podcast will now be available on 2. If iTunes does not let you download the podcast correctly, all episodes will be at that soundcloud link 3. The debut of DJ Levy 4. Annual tradition of losing radio job 5. Michael Jordan's son hosting a radio show 6. Guys at the gym using "N" word 7. Abe's "slave" Walmart name tag 8. $6 subs at Subway cost more than $6 9. Bill Cosby's "Picture Page" marker 10. Public bathroom fear in grade school 11. Guy with no shirt on who hit on girl in parking lot 12. White guys in suits who love crackhead hookers 13. People with dirty pores 14. Pedophile who won the lottery 15. Abe got out of a ticket
December 24, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 17 - 11/5/2014
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. The Walking Dead & Abe Binge Watching Shows 2. Ryan's Current Life 3. Sharing Passwords 4. Nik Wallenda's Tight Rope Walk 5. God's Will 6. The Election 7. Political Parties 8. Republican and Democratic Priests 9. People Who Believe Party Lines Word For Word 10. People Are Like Dogs 11. Abe Eating Chipotle 3 Nights In A Row For Dinner 12. Best Mexican Food
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 16 - 11/1/2014
Abe Kanan discusses... 1. The future of this podcast 2. My Radio Station Idea 3. Meetng Howard Stern For The First Time 4. Low Budget Street Hookers 5. Mama June from Honey Boo Boo Molester Boyfriend 6. New York Knicks drinking Game 7. Lebron's Return And Chris Bosh Is New King Of Miami 8. Guy Almost Dies At World Series Ceremony
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 15 - 10/8/2014
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Calling Off From School 2. Having Family Members Do your Homework 3. Getting Free Tickets for Everything 4. Kids Not In the Cards For Abe 5. Ugly Babies 6. Prince Michael Jackson Joining Money Team 7. Nick Simmons Banging Amber Rose 8. One Of Abe's Classic Scheme's Gone Wrong 9. Remembering Peoples Names 10. Light At The End Of The Tunnel 11. Abe Breaking iPhone & Scheme To Fix It
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 14 - 9/17/2014
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bass' First Week As A Dad 2. Breathing On Babies 3. Overriding Bass'Facebook Posts And Daily Activities 4. Adrian Peterson 5. Hazing 6. Tweeting Bible Verses 7. Why It Is Impossible To Stumble When Telling Truth 8. iPhone 6 9. Sam Trying Gelato Samples 10. $600 Fantasy Football League
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 13 - 9/3/2014
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Bass' Baby Is A Week Away 2. Bass As A Father 3. Wes Welker Taking Molly's 4. Manning Boys Growing Up 5. Eli Manning's Girlfriends Having Sex With His Brothers 6. Mosquito's Are Assholes 7. Touching Too Much In the Pool When We Were Young 8. Toasting Dead People 9. Abe Wearing Gladiator Outfit At Funeral 10. Saved By The Bell Movie
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 12 - 8/14/2014
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Syringe Sales 2. CD Cases Back In The Day 3. Weirdo Who Fixed Abe's Ceiling Then Wanted To Be Friends 4. People Who Want You To Guess Their Age 5. Accidental Texts That Are Not Accidental 6. Fat People Love America And Their Calves 7. Penis Cleavage Pants 8. The New Abe, Ryan, Sam, & Bass Million Dollar Idea
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 11 - 7/24/2014
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Sam's Weird Al Box Set Victory Lap 2. Trading Guinea Pig For A Dog Collar 3. Bass' Quick Invitation To Sox Game 4. Girl Asked For Cocaine, Then Said Redbull Is Bad For Her Heart 5. Single Guys Should Pretend To Do Drugs To Get Laid 6. Abe's Embarrassing Moment In Drive Through 7. Body Soap & Essential Oils 8. People Who Hate The Rock Or Jimmy Fallon Are assholes 9. Guys Who Love saying "Adam And Eve Not Adam And Steve 10. Tony Dungy & Jesus' Return
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 9 - 7/9/2014
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Taste Of Chicago 2. Kids Outfits 3. Anthony Cumia Getting Fired 4. Tweets With Bible Verses 5. NBA Free Agents & Pathetic Teams 6. Lebron James And Cleveland Fans 7. Jeremy Lin Crucifixion 8. Aldi Grocery Store 9. People Who Are Like Prey 10. Abe & Sam's Death Plans 11. Dying Of A Broken Heart 12. Sam Falling Off his Bike Talk 13. Dumb Kids Names 14. Bass & Adam Richman feud
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 10 - 7/24/2014 - Buddy
Abe Kanan and Buddy Guy Discuss... 1. The Blues 2. Discovering Music 3. Jimi Hendrix 4. Buddy Talks About Not Knowing Chord Names 5. Trying to Learn The Blues Back In The day 6. Buddy's Hair 7. Groupies 8. Playing At the White House
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 7 - 6/9/2014
Abe Kanan & Ryan Manno discuss... 1. Abe & Ryan's Diet Idea 2. Old Ryan Versus New Ryan 3. Radio Program Directors 4. Cleaning Up Spills With Your Foot 5. Homeless Guy Compliments 6. Mall Kiosks 7. Texting Escape Plans 8. Teen Crushes 9. Our Departure From SiriusXM In Detail
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 6 - 5/28/2014
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan's New Dog 2. Sick People 3. Bass' Hair 4. Abe's Return To The Basketball Court 5. BBQ Pitmasters Show 6. Wigs 7. Guitar Lesson Teachers 8. Loofahs 9. Lunch Crews 10. Pawn Stars By Request
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 8 - 6/26/2014
Abe Kanan, Bass, & Sam Kanan discuss... 1. John Fogerty's Fortunate Sons 2. Writing Is Hard 3. Getting Other Peoples Mail 4. Girls Named Carol 5. Dunkin Donuts Hashbrowns 6. Bathroom Keys Connected to a Piece Of Wood 7. Bathroom Techniques 8. Pizza Place False Advertising 9. Bass' Wife Having Dreams About Bass With Other Women 10. Fake Facebook Lives 11. Metal Guys Screaming "Suck Out the Venom 12. Listener QueRstions 13. Magellon Prank Calls
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 5 - 5/16/2014
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Sam and Ryan's Friedship 2. Riot Fest 3. Sam's Cell Phone 4. Bass' Trip to Los Angeles 5. Bass' Son "DJ" 6. Friendly Fast Food People 7. Abe & Sam's Craigslist Encounter with a guy in all denim 8. Discussion on why we talk shit about everyone 9. Hanging out with Donald Sterling 10. Michael Sam's Reality Show 11. Drake is a huge Douchebag 12. Abe's Mayo Endorsement 13. Small window with Olivia Munn
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 4 - 5/1/2014
Abe Kanan & Roker discuss... 1. Shirtless treadmill running 2. Watching Swingers every night 3. Under Armour shirts 4. Naked weigh ins 5. Eating bread at a steak house 6. Making eye contact when walking 7. Pictures with unattractive people 8. Abe's profile pic with ugly people business idea 9. Identifying handsomeness 10. Donald Sterling 11. Is there anyone less sexual than Magic Johnson? 12. Dr. Dre owning Clippers 13. Old men and young girls 14. Old Balls 15. Solving all race issues by using hot chicks 16. Future generations laziness 17. Roker wearing a suit
December 22, 2014
Abe Kanan: ON HOLD #3 - 4-23-2014
Abe Kanan & Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's messed up truck 2. Texting the word "NO" 3. Easter 4. Wet Money 5. Borrowing Stuff 6. Packers dating website 7. Network names 8. Crayons 9. The rapper who cut off his stick
April 23, 2014
Abe Kanan: ON HOLD #2 - 4-15-2014
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Sam's voice on the phone 2. Guys who say everything is "Gay" 3. Man Caves and the guys who own them 4. Eating alone and shirtless 5. Sending food to women at bars 6. Ryan's murder story 7. Why Abe thinks new friends will murder him 8. Proper texting etiquette 9. Sam and Abe's arguing protocol
April 15, 2014
Abe Kanan: ON HOLD #1 - 4-11-2014
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss… 1. Using a blow dryer 2. Chumlee’s super white teeth 3. The Ultimate Warrior 4. Breaking the heart of a Subway employee 5. Sam’s low rise shorts 6. Bass’ Birthday
April 11, 2014