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The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing

The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing

By Dodgy Knees and Dirty Balls
A few blokes try to guess the names of things related to sports in a specific time limit. Honestly. That's all it is.
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I Don't Care What Sue Barker Says, I Hate Her! aka The Season 6 Finale Part II
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing finish off the season with the second part of the finale! Who's going to take the prize of being Season 6 Champion and win themselves a lovely printed photo of Aaron Collins up a lamppost? Listen to Part II to find out! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast as always, they're hiring you know? :) Slight break before we kick off season 7 which will be taking a slightly different turn! If you're interested in setting us a quiz give a shout on the socials or email us at hello@aboveaveragesportsquiz.com
47:37
June 27, 2022
Get That Phrase Out Of Your Mouth Sue Barker aka The Season 6 Finale Part I
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing has hit another season finale already! Yes, it's the end of SEASON 6 so time for another head to head between the team. Tzevai and Will do their best Sue Barker impressions in a Question Of Sport themed finale quiz.  Tom's got an epic wheel song to finish the season off (even if the misses the end of it himself!) but the feedback and question sections are suffering! Luckily we've got 3 new nominees for The Above Average Sports Hall Of Fame!  Who will be ahead going into Part II? It's another epic battle - be sure to look out for second half next week and many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
54:40
June 19, 2022
Ry'n Ni Yma O Hyd aka Tennis Cities
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing reaches the penultimate episode of season 6! Will is back but not looking quite as refreshed as you'd expect after a mini holiday! We've got all the usual dedications, feedback and of course, a wheel song and a quiz! How long can Tom wear his Welsh coat? How do you like Tzevai's singing? Has Will got some feedback after his absence? Most importantly, will they be above average?? You can find the quiz and have a go yourself on Sporcle, and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
50:14
June 08, 2022
Alright Bobby? No, I'm Bryan. You're Bobby! aka Sports Illustrated Cover Stars
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing ploughs on and we're almost at the end of season 6 already! Will's had an upgrade this week as they take on another shouty (but not so shouty these days) quiz. There's all the usual dedications, feedback and of course, a wheel song and a quiz! Has Tom gone blind? Where are Tzevai's sunglasses? Why is Will looking so pretty this week? Most importantly, will they be above average?? You can find the quiz and have a go yourself on Sporcle, and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
49:22
June 01, 2022
Choking On Hundreds & Thousands aka All Time UEFA Champions League Teams
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing just va-va-vooming through season 6 as they take on another shouty (but not so shouty these days) quiz. There's all the usual dedications, feedback and of course, a wheel song and a quiz! How's Tom's soundcheck this week? Will Tzevai suffer death by cake? Has Will found a new career in advertising? Most importantly, will they be above average?? You can find the quiz and have a go yourself on Sporcle, and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
49:10
May 25, 2022
Volcanic Chicken Balti Pies aka Six Nations Grand Slam Winning XVs
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing hit half time in season 6 as they take on another shouty (but not so shouty these days) quiz. There's all the usual dedications, feedback and of course, a wheel song and a quiz! Is Tom having an existential crisis? Will Tzevai be able to spell French names? Can Will concentrate on more than one thing at a time? Most importantly, will they be above average?? You can find the quiz and have a go yourself on Sporcle, and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
56:32
May 18, 2022
Fallen For A Lamppost (Or A Traffic Light) aka MLB 2021 Top 100 Leaders In RBI's
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing hit half time in season 6 as they take on another shouty (but not so shouty these days) quiz. There's all the usual dedications, feedback and of course, a wheel song and a quiz!  Why is Tom being sponsored by Imodium this week? Can Tzevai get them through the soundcheck? Has Will stop banging on about Bristol Rovers yet? Most importantly, will they be above average?? You can find the quiz and have a go yourself on Sporcle, and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
52:35
May 11, 2022
Heavens To Betsy, Too Many Fishes And Birds! aka Football Club Nicknames
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing continues on with normality as the team take on another shouty (but not so shouty these days) quiz. There's all the usual dedications, feedback and of course, a wheel song and a quiz! No question of the week though! Booooo. Why is Tom now obsessed with a dog called Myra? What secret song is Tzevai texting to Tom? Why was Will on Ibiza Uncovered Season 2? Most importantly, will they be above average?? You can find the quiz and have a go yourself on Sporcle, and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
43:26
May 04, 2022
A Quick, Shouty One aka Every 1990s Premier League Manager
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing settles back into a normal quiz after the epic Season 6 opener. There's a distinct effort to Get On With It this week as they fly through the episode. There's all the usual dedications, feedback and of course, a wheel song and a quiz! No question of the week though! Booooo. What emotional state is Tom in after a couple of weeks away from recording? Can Tzevai type and talk like the old days? How tanned is Will after his holiday? Most importantly, will they be above average?? You can find the quiz and have a go yourself on Sporcle, and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
38:50
April 27, 2022
Not The Socially Distant Sports Bar Quiz aka Brother In-Law Battle Part II
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing Season 6 opener comes to an exciting climax as the teams find out how they all did and who will be crowned The Above Average Brother In Law! Who's it going to be? Listen to find out!! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, hope you enjoy the new advert!
01:06:45
April 20, 2022
The Width Of Two Horses Asses aka Brother In-Law Battle Part I
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing returns for Season 6 and it's another two part opener for your enjoyment. We've got guest after guest after guest, and that's just this first episode - as Will's brother's in-law each team up with a regular member to take each other on in a rugby quiz. Who will come out on top as the best brother in-law? Listen to enjoy and find out (well...once you listen to Part II next week!) Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
54:01
April 13, 2022
Too Many Rice Cakes, Or Not Enough? aka The Season Five Final Part II
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing is finally finishing season 5 as we venture into part two of the season finale. Tom is taking a small lead into the second half, can Tzevai and Will reel him back in as Dan continues with the questions? Has Tom peaked too early? Is Tzevai's peak too small? Can Will peak at all? Who will be the Season 5 Champion? Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :) Don't forget the team are still squatting like troopers for a good cause (you can sponsor them here to support the Ukraine Appeal).
48:25
March 23, 2022
Online Website Sue Barker Pep Talks aka The Season 5 Finale Part I
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing reaches another end to the season so it's time for...THE SEASON 5 FINALE (of course!). All three of them are going head to head again this time round as Will's cousin, Dan, joins the podcast to set the quiz!  Which song is Tom has made Tom so proud? Will Tzevai dedicate the episode to Jo for a 3rd time in a row? Can Will score more points than he can eat rice crackers? Who will be ahead going into Part II? It's another epic battle - be sure to look out for second half next week!! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
58:46
March 16, 2022
FATIMA WHITBREAD! aka FIFA World Cup Italia 90
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing reaches the penultimate episode of season 5! The team are still squatting like troopers for a good cause (you can sponsor us here to support the Ukraine Appeal) and surprisingly getting on with it. There's all the usual dedications, feedback, question of the week and of course, a wheel song and a quiz! How's Tom feeling after his epic day of squats? Can Tzevai match his Captain's score from last time? Is Will wearing a better top this week? Most importantly, will they be above average?? You can find the quiz and have a go yourself on Sporcle, and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
55:48
March 09, 2022
Faster Than Alexa, SQUAT! aka A British Family Quiz Sport 1
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are nearing the end of season 5 and they're really getting on with it! Will is sporting something trashy, Tom is standing in case he sits and can't get back up, and Tzevai takes on Amazon (well Alexa...). There's also a spot of Welsh for the listeners :)  Can Tom complete his 100 squats for the day? Can Tzevai still compete against technology in mental arithmetic? Did Will watch some rugby on the weekend or something? Most importantly, will they be above average?? You can find the quiz and have a go yourself on Sporcle, and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
45:26
March 02, 2022
Chomping On A Clementine At The Bar aka BBC Football Quiz 2021
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are deep into the second half of the season and there's one more go each on the Captain merry go round! Will has returned, but has he listened to last week's episode? We've got all the usual dedications, feedback and JB's QOTW. How's Tom's 2022 health kick going so far? Is Tzevai ready for a duet? Can Will slip seamlessly back into it after a week off? Most importantly, will they be above average?? You can find the quiz over on BBC Sport. Don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
50:42
February 23, 2022
Scary Pertwee And The Scummers aka Toffee Tom Vs Red Devil Chong
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing keep ploughing through season 5 at pace! They've lost one person on the wayside this week, as Will is no longer PRESENT! Instead Tzevai and Tom discuss some classic kits and scary childhoods while trying to get on with it!  It's a mini head to head this week as they ask each other questions about their teams to see how much they remember from 2021. Who will win?! Don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
44:27
February 16, 2022
Technical Difficulties. Please Drink Responsibly aka 4 Players, 1 Common Club (Premier League)
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back, and hopefully fully recovered from their press up efforts over the weekend! There's rubbish tip talk,  some questionable drink choices, and epic wheels song and a few technical gremlins. But there's also a quiz in there somewhere too! Can Tom make it through the final glass of wine from 2021? Will Tzevai captain the side to victory? How excited is Will to be able to drive to the tip? Most importantly, will they be above average?! You can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
44:17
February 09, 2022
Albi The Racist (Not Anymore!) Dragon aka World Cup Trivia: 1982
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back for another exciting show. There's all your usual favourites - dedications, lots of feedback, a question of the week, and of course, Tom's wheel song and a quiz!! What does Tom think of Leeds? Has Tzevai finished watching Major League yet? Is Will ready to captain the team to success? Most importantly, will they be above average?! You can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
49:04
February 02, 2022
Above Average Joe: The Musical aka The Big 2021 Quiz
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing return to their usual format for the first regular quiz of Season 5. There's all your usual favourites - dedications, lots of feedback, a question of the week, and of course, Tom's wheel song and a quiz! There's also a shiny new sponsor. Has Tom recovered from losing the opener? Can Tzevai remember what he's doing? Is Will still riding the high of last week's win? Most importantly, will they be above average?! You can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy! Many thanks to DAGEM Power Ltd for sponsoring the podcast, they're hiring you know? :)
53:28
January 26, 2022
1, 2, 3, 4, Get With The Wicked aka The Above Average Movie Sports Quiz: Part Deux
It's Part Deux of our Season 5 opener as the team enter the final round of the head to head battle set out by Jon in Part I. It's still all to play for as they proceed on the HIGHWAY TO THE DAAAAANGERZOOONNNEEE!! Which actress is one of Tzevai's top 5? Which R&B classic will Tom bust out this time? Can Will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? What's Jon's favourite Pixar movie? Just keep swimming guys. 
31:00
January 19, 2022
This One's For Ned aka The Above Average Movie Sports Quiz Part I
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing reaches a landmark as we celebrate our 1st anniversary with a guest quiz from regular friend of the Pod, Jon, mixing it up as Tzevai, Tom and Will go head to head to kick off Season 5!! Has Tzevai's health survived the off season? Can Tom take his Wheel Song game up another level? Is Will out to avenge another end of season defeat? There's a bit of something for everyone this week but where will the players be heading into the final round...look out for Part II next week! This week's episode is dedicated to a man who enjoyed sports, quizzes and beer - something we're pretty familiar with. He sadly passed away before Christmas, so here's to Tom's dad - cheers Ned.
56:24
January 12, 2022
The Squid Games aka The Season Four Finale: Part II
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing season four FINALE continues as Tom takes us through the final few tense rounds to see who'll become the first TWO-TIME Above Average Sports Quiz Thing Champion. Is Tom making all of this up as he goes along? Can Tzevai and Will stay awake for the end of the quiz? Do we have anymore messages from our sponsors? Who will reign supreme and be the winner of Season Four?!! Listen to find out! 
59:59
December 01, 2021
Me, Myself And Will aka The Season Four Finale: Part I
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing reaches another exciting climax with the season four FINALE! It's time for Tom to take the reins for the first and be Quiz Master as Tzevai and Will go head to head to see who'll become the first TWO-TIME Above Average Sports Quiz Thing Champion. What devious rounds has Tom got in store for them? What will Tzevai come up with for a wheel song? Can Will make his 7 chocolates last the whole quiz? It's another epic battle - be sure to look out for part II next week!!
01:13:56
November 24, 2021
Guiness For Breakfast With Coco Pops & Joey The Messiah aka The Almighty Sport Quiz
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back for their last episode of the regular season ahead of next week's finale. Tom has decanted his whisky, Will's finished his Cheese and Onion crisps and Tzevai is back in his normal recording room. There's live FA Cup drama as we dedicate the episode to Joey Barton The Messiah plus some feedback from San Marino. Has Tom finished preparing next week's quiz? Is Will going to survive the FA Cup drama? Is Tzevai up to date with the season scores?? Most importantly, will they be above average?! You can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
46:03
November 17, 2021
Did Tom's Mum Get Tinder+ For Her Birthday? aka Formula One Drivers 2000-2019
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back to their original trio as Tom returns from his stubbed toe to rejoin Tzevai and Will on the show. This week it's dedicated to Rob McElhenney and Ryan Reynolds, the Scottish rugby team and, of course, Tom's mum. Did Tom listen to the previous episode? What was the feedback on Will's wheel song last week? Why's Tzevai drinking Irn Bru? Most importantly, will they be above average?! You can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
46:32
November 10, 2021
No-No, No-No-No-No, No-No-No More Nuno aka Football World Cup Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back to normal after Tzevai and Tom's epic World Series triumph!! Sadly, Tom can't join this week but he'll be more than happy that we've got his favourite guest in as a replacement - Dr Ed!! Can Tzevai remember how to present the podcast? Has Will got enough leftover Halloween sweets to last the whole episode? Is Ed going to sing the wheel song in Tom's absence? Most importantly, will they be above average?! You can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
55:45
November 03, 2021
I'm Gonna Go For A Little Cry aka The Above Average World Series Part II
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing inaugural World Series continues after a strong opening innings in Part I saw Team Above Average take a lead deep into the game. Will Team Baseball Experts mount a comeback?? Who'll get the win? Who'll get the loss? Will it go to extra innings? Only one team can be The Above Average World Series Champion - who will it be?! 
33:51
October 27, 2021
He Has Got Massive Cahoonas aka The Above Average World Series Part I
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing hosts its very first World Series as Tzevai and Tom take on returning guests, Jon and Ross, in a Major League Baseball quiz battle. Will takes on presenting duties and we have a special guest quiz master... Can Tzevai and Tom make it to first base? Will Ross and Jon slug them out of the park? Can Will get the save as host for the week? Will the mystery guest Quiz Master throw some strikes? Be sure to look out for part II next week!!
01:10:17
October 20, 2021
Why's It So Small? #BeMoreWill aka UK Pub Quiz: London Sports Edition
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back and Tom still hasn't been to the dentist. There's more dedications (shout out to Charles Coventry), feedback from a relentless fan and another JLB question of the week! Oh, and also a quiz. How many times will Tzevai ask if Will's ready?? Did Tom get Gemma some proper cake/dessert this week?? Is Will feeling better after both his manflu and last week's quiz loss?? Most importantly, will they be above average?! You can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
52:06
October 13, 2021
I Don't Just Want Two Dangly Balls aka Cricket's Best 2000-2010
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing continues speedily through season four with more pet dedications and random questions of the week. There's fancy dress discussions, an epic wheel song and a future team challenge agreed! This week's episode is fuelled by fish, chips, beans, Munchies and bacon rashers. Is Tzevai's spelling up to the task this week?? Has Tom's cat survived another week?? Can Will survive another bout of man flu?? Most importantly, will they be above average?! You can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
50:54
October 06, 2021
Two Dead Bunnies And Sports Stars On A Plane aka Sports Trivia
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing started season four with a bang, can they continue it?! There's some extensive feedback, insights into training diets, and some heartfelt dedications. What does Tzevai eat in a typical week?? Did Tom's cat come home for tea?? Which Gladiator did Will see at the airport?? Most importantly, will they be above average?! You'll can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
52:48
September 29, 2021
The Friendly Neighbourhood Spider aka Multiple Gold Medallists For GB At The Olympics
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back for (can you believe it??!) season FOUR!! They're venturing back to their roots with a SHOUTY quiz to kick the new season into gear. What will it have in store for them?  Will Tzevai survive an hour in a room with a spider?? Has Tom started talking to himself?? Can Will remember how to take part in a quiz?? Most importantly, will they be above average?! You'll can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
52:11
September 22, 2021
Clash Of The Captains aka The Season Three Finale: Part II
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing season three FINALE continues after a bumper Who Am I round in Part I gave Team Sue a hefty lead over Team Eric. Now it's time to find out who'll be crowned the Season Three Champion! Is the winner Tom? Is the winner Tzevai? Is the intro to this episode awesome or what?! There can be only one winner!!! Except for all you listeners, you're all winners in our eyes!
01:06:38
September 08, 2021
When Eric Met Sue aka The Season Three Finale: Part I
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing reaches another season FINALE! It's time for Tzevai to go head to head with Tom as Will sits in the Quiz Master chair! Special guests are in the building too... Can Tzevai get his first finale win? Will Tom and his team mate get redemption after the season 1 finale? Has Will actually finished writing the quiz in time? Most importantly....actually, no - but also important...will they be above average on the guest quizzes?! Be sure to look out for part II next week!!
01:09:08
September 03, 2021
The Titter Social Network aka Scottish Football Trivia
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are finishing the regular season by finally taking on quiz no. 5 - Scottish football! They've enlisted some help from a man that's taken time out from playing cricket for an evening, it's Tom Griffiths! Can they rebound from the disappointment of the Snooker debacle from last week?!! How does Tzevai's new hair look? (And how does his quiz voice sound?) Will Tom still be tied up in knots? Does Will make up any more random facts about furniture stores?! Most importantly, will they be above average?! You'll can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
55:03
August 25, 2021
My Vasectomy And Me aka Snooker In The 90s
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back and taking on a challenge they're pretty confident about. This week's episode is dedicated to Andy From This Parish and his soon to be saddle sores, as well as our very own Tom's special region. Good luck both!! What does DFS stand for?! What does B&Q stand for?! (Hint: It's not Beer & Quiche!) Most importantly, will they be above average?! You'll can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
50:31
August 18, 2021
Turbo Shandy And Sex With A Sheep aka Sport Trivia Time
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back for another multi-sport quiz challenge. Will is still abroad, although he's technically 'home' (it's complicated...but not really) and his clearly gutted that it's not another #Olympics quiz, while Tom and Tzevai are living their best lives in God's Country! How many Turbo Shandies can Tom get through in one episode?! Is Will rustling on purpose because it's not an Olympics quiz?! Did Tzevai complete all of Jo's postage admin in time for the recording?! Most importantly, will they be above average?! You'll can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
46:11
August 11, 2021
Organic Wine & David's Pile Of Meat aka The Last: Olympics
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing return with Tom hyped up on organic vegan wine and Will dialling in from abroad on his holiday! It's an Olympics quiz this week because, well...the Olympics is on right now! Can Tom remove the sticker from his new wine glass?! Can Will finally remember the Jamaican relay team members? Is Tzevai's knowledge of the former USSR better than his Olympics?! Most importantly, will they be above average?!  You'll can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
41:55
August 04, 2021
Gemma's Nine Years Of Suffering aka Dr Ed's Multi Sport Quiz
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back to a full complement as Tom returns from his busman's holiday as the team are joined by guest quizmaster Dr Ed, hoping to make his second appearance on the pod more memorable than the first! Will Tom be welcomed back after going AWOL for two weeks?! Does the joy in Will's voice remain now Tom has returned? Has Tzevai found a place to record the pod with no echo and less trains?! Most importantly, will they be above average?! (It's another wait and see until the end of the season!) You'll can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
01:01:12
July 28, 2021
Landing On Tom's Knob (Excuse The Trains) aka The Open Championship Quiz
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are still minus one of the original trio, but it's ok because we've still got a song to go with the wheel spinning! Filling in what appears to be an increasingly fillable hole...we've got Nigel From Next Door! How much will Tom be missed this week?! Is Will still enjoying not having Tom around?! How much can Tzevai abuse Tom when he can't defend himself?! Most importantly, will they be above average?! You'll can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
34:49
July 21, 2021
Droppers In For The Missing Mini-Bus Man aka The Cricket Quiz
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing returns minus one of the original trio. That's right, Tom's gone on holiday and made no effort to make an appearance on the podcast. No commitment I tell you. But don't fear! In his place for this week we've got Tim (as close as we could to Tom) making his debut... Will the wheel still spin without Tom around?! Can Will redeem his credibility when it comes to cricket questions?! Is it really going to be down to Tzevai to get a decent score on this one?! Most importantly, will they be above average?!  You'll can play along with the quiz over on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback wherever you can! Enjoy!
51:53
July 14, 2021
Faster, Larger, Longer aka The Best Of Humanity, Records And Such
Following on from the guest host in episode one, The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing welcomes Ross for his debut appearance  as he sets the team a challenging quiz (which he knocked together in the afternoon before recording!). Not only is he hosting, he's brought a sexy powerpoint presentation for it as well... What wheel song treats has Tom got in store?! Whose birthday has Will forgotten this week?! Will Tzevai regret mentioning Kabaddi?! Most importantly, will they be above average?! (You'll need to wait until the end of the season - again!) You'll can play along with the quiz Ross has set over on Sporcle and contribute towards the average score the team need to beat! Enjoy the episode and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback!
01:11:23
July 07, 2021
When's My Wife's Birthday? aka The Season Three Opener
It's the opening episode of Season Three of The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing and we've got a familiar face joining as Jon returns, fresh from his Season Two opener appearance - but this time he's setting the quiz for the team! Will Tom's second jab give him extra quiz powers?! Has Will written down Ellen's birthday now?! (We hope he has...) Can Tzevai cope with answering more questions instead of asking them?! Most importantly, will they be above average?! (SPOILER: You'll need to wait until the end of the season to find out like the rest of us!) You'll be able to play along with the quiz on Sporcle very soon - once Jon's figured out how to create it on there! Enjoy the episode and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback!
01:17:23
June 30, 2021
A Race Of Two Halves (Bonus Episode!) aka Multiple Choice F1
Season 2 of The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing finished last week but we've got a little bonus episode for you to keep you going until Season 3 starts! Recorded back in April straight after Matt helped us achieve our first (and only) 100% score - we had a quick stab at another F1 quiz to see if we could do as well again...could we keep the perfect record going and stay above average?! Make sure you've listened to the Season Two Finale, and we'll see you for Season 3 very shortly!  Play along with the quiz on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback!
33:36
June 23, 2021
Gazpacho Soup For One! aka The Season Two Finale: Part II
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing season two FINALE continues after the thrilling cliffhanger of Part I left everyone on the edge of their seats. Now it's time to find out who'll be crowned the Season Two Champion! Is the winner Tom? Is the winner Will? Is the winner Tzevai? Let's be honest, we're all winners aren't we? (Except the two that lose). This week's show is dedicated to Lorcan for putting on an amazing quiz for us! Definitely getting him back on the show for another one :) 
39:04
June 16, 2021
Let Battle Commence, Don't Throw It Away! aka The Season Two Finale: Part I
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing reaches it's hotly anticipated season two FINALE and the team are joined by a special quiz host guest, Lorcan which means... ...it's head to head to head! That's right - Tzevai vs Tom vs Will. Can Tom finally recover from the Season One loss? Is Will ready to reign supreme again? Can Tzevai spring a surprise and beat them both? Let battle commence!! (But you'll have to wait until next week for the final part!) This week's show is dedicated to Alex aka @dontstartmate for agreeing to be the Spock to Tom's Captain Kirk.
01:06:21
June 09, 2021
Not A Problem, Always A Pleasure, Course It Is! aka The 2019 Sports Quiz Of The Year
It's the penultimate episode of Season Two of The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing and the catchphrases are in full flow! Another multi-sport quiz but with a slight twist and a definite sense of Getting On With It™.  Will Tom's new microphone be a lucky charm? Has Will finally managed to overcome his Man Flu? What's that special surprise Tzevai has for the feedback?! Most importantly, will they be above average?! Play along with the quiz on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback!
48:58
June 02, 2021
Is Tom's Mum On Tinder? aka A British Family Quiz - Sport 2
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back and trying to Be More Bear™ by returning to winning ways after last week's fiasco (we seem to be saying this a LOT. Sort it out guys!). This week's episode is dedicated to Tom's mum who refuses to be his phone a friend.   Will Tom remember what happened in last week's episode? Can Will battle through his Man Flu and complete the quiz? Why did Tzevai decide to eat bread and butter while recording? Most importantly, will they be above average?! Play along with the quiz on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback!
52:03
May 26, 2021
Birthday Dedication's What Jo Needs aka What Year Did This Transfer Happen?
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing are back to the original trio for this week as they aim to try and get some momentum going into the end of the season and string a few results together. This week they're dedicating the episode to Bristol Bears and, most importantly, Tzevai's girlfriend and avid listener of the podcast - Jo! Pen Blwydd Hapus!  Has Tom got a special birthday song for the wheel? Is Will using his new microphone after his telling off from Ellen last week? Can Tzevai come up with a funny episode description for all the fans? Most importantly, will they be above average?! Play along with the quiz on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating, review or feedback!
42:30
May 19, 2021
The 38 Percenters aka Football Trivia 2020
The Above Average Sports Quiz team return to try and get their season back on track after a second 38% loss. The guest appearances have been well above average and this week they're joined by Ed as they aim to finish the second half of the season strongly. Has Tom adapted last week's song recommendation for the wheel? Is Will's meter fully charged after the disappointment of last week? How will Tzevai take Ed's live feedback on the quality of podcast music? Most importantly, will they be above average? Play along with the quiz on Sporcle and don't forget to leave us a rating and review!
59:05
May 12, 2021
Censored Fanny's Aussie Dubbed Mambo No. 23 aka Ultimate Sports Quiz 2018
Mother of God! Off the back of a three win hot streak The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing boys take on another multi-sport quiz challenge from more recent history. Will Two Mops Tom quiz as well as he sings? Does Will still sound like he's in his downstairs toilet? Will Tzevai remember the website address in time for his episode 6 cut-off? And most importantly...will they be above average? If you're enjoying the podcast leave us a rating and a review! And don't forget to give the quiz a go yourself on Sporcle and let us know how you get on.
01:00:53
May 05, 2021
Don't Wear Your Friends When You're Drunk aka Sports Subcategory Multiple Choice
After the elation of a perfect score in last's weeks episode of The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing the team take on a multi-sport quiz without a ringer in sight.  Has Tom managed to get some free beer sponsorship yet? Can Will break a tie and finally win again? How much more of Tzevai's house will you find out about? And will they all be Above Average? If you liked this episode check out all the previous ones on our website.
49:42
April 28, 2021
You Can Ring My Bell-ell-ell aka F1 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
After a confident boosting win last week The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing team are back to try and get a hot streak going again. This time round they're taking on a new sport. It's Formula One time so they've roped in a ringer - Matt (aka Bellend) to help them on their way. How does Will's new microphone sound? Can Tom improve on last week's wheel song? Has Tzevai memorised all the social media handles and website address yet? And most importantly...will they be Above Average? If you want to have a go at the quiz yourself you can find it on Sporcle.
42:03
April 21, 2021
Beckham vs Greece? That Was A TERRIBLE Free Kick! aka The Football Name That Year Quiz
After suffering their first defeat in last week's MLB special, Tzevai, Tom and Will return to try and get The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing back to winning ways by REALLY getting on with it.  With one eye on the US Masters is Will actually listening? Is Tom out of his dark shed and back in a well lit room? Can Tzevai go another episode without swearing? (He did actually swear last week but it got cut out...Shhhhhhh!)
33:12
April 14, 2021
Put Your Hands Up For Detroit aka How Well Do You Know Major League Baseball?
Guess who's baaaaaaacccccckkk!! It's The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing returning for season 2. It's more of the same with Tzevai, Tom and Will joined by special guest Jon as they take on an MLB quiz. Will they remain above average? What beer are they being fuelled by? And has Tom recovered from his devastating loss in the season one finale? (SPOILERS: no he hasn't).
01:06:37
April 07, 2021
Ave It! vs Howzat! aka The Season One Head To Head Finale
It's the season finale of The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing and to finish off in style Tom and Will go head to head in an epic showdown. Tom captains team Ave It! and is joined by returning guest Rich while on team Howzat! Will is joined by Andy, making his debut. Who will be crowned The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing Champion? Listen to find out! p.s. Apologies for the looooooooong episode. It's worth it though. And we're taking a break for two weeks before Season 2 begins!
01:27:55
March 16, 2021
Half A Dozen Bell Ends aka Can You Answer A Multiple Choice Question From Every Sporcle Sports Subcategory?
The Above Average Sports Quiz Thing continues with the team taking on an all rounder quiz for episode nine.  Will they maintain their unbeaten above average run? Who is this week's episode dedicated to? Most importantly, how quickly will they get on with it? 
46:24
March 09, 2021
He's Got That Floppy Thing That He Flops Out All The Time aka Golf Is Hard
The boys are still getting on with it in the latest episode - dedicated to St David, all our Welsh listeners and Bill - as they take on a new sport.  How does Will's homemade lockdown haircut look? Can Tom do the quiz and watch the Everton match at the same time? Will Tzevai's new microphone work properly? But most importantly, will they keep the streak up until the end of the season (whenever that might be - nobody knows how long a podcast season is!)?
51:50
March 02, 2021
Steve, This One's Dedicated To You! aka How Well Do You Know The Top Five European Leagues?
The team are back with a brand new episode dedicated to Will's Dad, Steve, who turns 70 today! Pen Blwydd Hapus Steve!  After last week's epic, will Tom manage to keep the volume of his voice up? Has he found a bigger t-shirt to wear? Did he manage to get Gemma to listen to another episode? Can Tzevai go the whole podcast without swearing? Has Will got some positive feedback this time round? And most importantly - will they just get on with it?!
44:46
February 23, 2021
No, No, I'm Just Very Very Fat. Get On With It! aka How Well Do You Know Rugby Union?
The team return fully refreshed from the previous week's epic NFL adventure to take on another multiple choice challenge, this time in honour of the Six Nations. There weren't any good quizzes specifically on that tournament so a general rugby union quiz awaited them. Did Tom manage to get Gemma to listen to last week's episode? Has Will realised how rude he seemed when his laptop battery ran out? And has Tzevai managed to find a quiet spot in the new house to record this week?
01:06:12
February 16, 2021
Blues Brothers Can't Jump? Alrighty Then! aka NFL Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
To celebrate Super Bowl LV the boys take a stab at a special Sporcle style NFL edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Will they maintain their above average streak? Or will they suffer their first defeat? Is Will playing a completely different quiz in his head? Can Tzevai spell a, b, c and d? And can Tom carry the team in their first venture away from the safety of football (the proper football).
54:01
February 09, 2021
Paolo ONE SHOT And The Glory Days Of Long Eaton! aka Top 100 Most Expensive Football Transfers
Episode 4 - Regulars Tzevai, Tom and Will are joined by the very first guest team-mate Rich! What can he bring to the table? Will they continue the unbeaten start to the season?! What feedback will they all bring from their other halves about the previous episode? And how long can Will make his 4 sweets last?
42:55
February 02, 2021
Muzzy Izzet? Is it? It is! aka Premier League Top Scorers by Club
It's week 3 and Tzevai, Tom and Will face their toughest challenge yet, attempting to name the top 3 goalscorers in the Premier League for each of the 42 teams that have played in it.  Will they make it a hat-trick of above average results? Will Tzevai remember to mention his girlfriend and the name of the podcast? How many ex-Everton players will Tom forget? And most importantly...does Will have drinks and snack and will he enjoy himself?
39:00
January 25, 2021
Music Filler The Silence Killer aka Premier League Winning XI's
Tzevai, Tom and Will are back to try and extend their above average streak to...well, two. This week they take on another joint challenge by attempting to name the Premier League title winning XI's from the last 20 seasons. Meanwhile, Tzevai undertakes his own personal challenge as he attempts to remember what the podcast is called as he introduces it. Will everyone succeed?! Elevator Music by Kevin Macleod is licensed under CC BY 3.0 Free Bluegrass Music by The Joy Drops is licensed under CC BY 4.0
34:32
January 19, 2021
Accrington Stanley? Who Are They? Exactly! aka FA Cup Winners
Tzevai, Tom and Will get together to try and name all the FA Cup winning teams in 15 minutes. And also to think up a name for this podcast. Can they succeed with either challenge?! Erm...
23:60
January 12, 2021