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Abracadingdong

By Abracadindong

Two friends on an epic journey to discover the magic of absolutely nothing
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Subway Pokéman

AbracadingdongAug 04, 2022

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Subway Pokéman

Subway Pokéman

In this episode, Robyn discusses what it’s like to be friends with temperance as she has been receiving my e-receipts from my Apple Pay account when I check out on square terminals for many months in a row. Also, usual bulls hitting. A message from the editor:fuck off
Aug 04, 202253:09
Sex Shoes

Sex Shoes

These boots are made for fucking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna fuck all over you. bow bow bow bow bow bow bow

Jul 18, 202201:06:45
Cock Cage

Cock Cage

A message from the editor: “i hate when either of you talk”. In this episode we talk about the cock cage in a book that literally had the motel-gas station combo trope
Jun 28, 202201:00:18
Cheese Skin

Cheese Skin

A message from the editor: currently editing [this] episode in which temperance is wearing 12 chunky bracelets and apparently doing the macarena into her phone. Ah. the bracelets are addressed on the podcast, specifically robyn saying 'you have to take those bracelets off or [insert editor name] will behead you'
Jun 03, 202247:44
Mike Is a Bad Person

Mike Is a Bad Person

From the editor: temp come home
May 22, 202252:15
Garage-Motel Combo

Garage-Motel Combo

A message from the editor - “worst episode i've ever edited”. I was eating shrimp Singapore noodles
May 05, 202239:34
Town Witch

Town Witch

temp is away on business (getting a Brazilian butt lift and lip fillers), so im stuck writing the description. i don’t remember what this episode is even about, i block them out of my mind as soon as im done editing like a trauma
Apr 22, 202244:11
The Batman

The Batman

Why did the Batman have twilight flavor? Why did Bruce Wayne sparkle? It was still good tho
Apr 08, 202248:33
ICUP

ICUP

In this episode Robyn and Temp make fun of their editor, discuss hiking YouTube videos, and talk about their mall goth youths. This episode is being released out of order intentionally
Mar 23, 202239:19
Fry Daddy

Fry Daddy

Join Robyn and Temperance with special guest Metal Sweatshirt to discuss Temperance's fry daddies, vampires, and the meaning of friendship. Join the discord! 

Mar 16, 202256:50
Kevlar Neckerchief > Wooden Stakes

Kevlar Neckerchief > Wooden Stakes

Abracadingdong is now accepting sponsorships so we can go on a vampire hunt like the people from discovery+
Mar 09, 202252:51
Nicholas Cage is a Vampire and here’s proof

Nicholas Cage is a Vampire and here’s proof

If you don’t like cry little sister something is wrong with you. Follow us - or don’t. Like, share, subscribe to keep up with the podcast about vampires and nothing
Mar 02, 202254:40
Discovery+ is the best streaming service you could subscribe to

Discovery+ is the best streaming service you could subscribe to

Netflix went up to $20/month for good quality streaming. For what? Them to not have anything good? Save your money and spend $6.99/month for discovery+ which gives you the travel channel, TLC, HGTV, investigation discovery, etc!!!!
Feb 28, 202249:36
Eating Seeds as a Past Time Activity

Eating Seeds as a Past Time Activity

This episode we discuss whether martians exist on planet earth or not. Also sister wives comes up but don’t worry - we recorded this before the tell all happened so there aren’t any spoilers. Join the ding dong discord!
Feb 16, 202245:34
For the United States of America

For the United States of America

Black Coffee is for serial killers. So Is pumpkin spice if you drink it in July. Join the discord for more enjoyment
Feb 09, 202249:12
What a Bad Hookup Says When They Can't Get It Up

What a Bad Hookup Says When They Can't Get It Up

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in they Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. This is the intro episode to the best new friend chat podcast! Come hang out for a while with us!


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Robyn: https://www.tiredwitch.com/findme

Temp: beacons.ai/wildwoman_witchcraft

Feb 01, 202226:53