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Camping: A Guided Agitation

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Burritos and Churches
What do you get when you mix Catholicism, beans and rice? Santa Fe, New Mexico! Rock out to the dude playing the Titanic theme on a wood flute thing in the square at the center of town and you've got the quintessential experience in America's oldest, yet boldest capitol. That's not true, but we doubt anyone who lives there is reading this. Put on your thinking caps, buckle up, hunker down, pucker up, and get ready to take a verbal vacation through the streets of the town with red chile ristras on every corner and love in every heart. This is one dense episode.
1:03:30
June 14, 2019
Drive Thru: A Guided Agitation
Follow AF co-host Alex on another meditative journey through the human experience. You just got off work and want to chuck a couple dollops of burger into your pie hole, but first you've got to hit the drive thru. Turns out the wait is on! While you sit in the comfort of your wonderfully air-conditioned car, your partner is starving, the fellas behind you in line are impatient, and a poor little convertible gets plowed over by a big ol' pick up. Find out more in this episode of our special ten part "Guided Agitation" mini series. 
14:18
June 11, 2019
Wind, Water, Dirt, Hail Unite!
AF hosts spent the weekend exploring central New Mexico, reigniting their passion for camping and giant science strictures. Katie and Alex discuss the hardships of camping, pro tips, and some of the unique sites the American Southwest has to offer. From the basics of toilet paper and a toothbrush to driving out to the NRAO's Very Large Array, if you enjoy being outside for even five minutes, you'll love this episode. Heck, if you've never been camping, this one is especially for you. Don't miss out! (And remember: Only you can prevent forest fires.)
1:07:33
June 7, 2019
FriendBook: A Guided Agitation
 Follow Senorita Ruth on another meditative journey through the human experience.  Why does your phone keep going off? The ding dong of an alert sound... The vibration... Your post was witty, but seriously? Wait a minute, who let that asshole comment? Oh no, it's public. Your quaint little second of self expression is turning into a flaming thunderdome of madness! Take another sip of vodka. Hurry, down the glass! What did that dude just say?! Find out more in this episode of our special ten part "Guided Agitation" mini series.  
07:59
June 4, 2019
Bellybutton Teeth with Ruth and Myles
It may be spiders, snakes, bad teeth, things with holes in them, or annoying sounds, but everyone's got something that freaks them out. Returning guests Ruth and Myles dig deep down into their souls with Alex and Katie in this tell-all episode, where phobias are the topic du jour. What's worse than waking up realizing you ran out of coffee ground and developing a splitting caffeine headache, you ask? I don't know, maybe a mass gathering celebrities without teeth, or a room full of typists where the sound of keys gnashing gets increasingly louder. Bust out your agoraphobia and settle into a nice warm blanket. Here comes the fear.
59:44
May 31, 2019
Field: A Guided Agitation
Follow musician extraordinaire Lance on a meditative journey through the human experience. You wake up in a field somewhere, still drunk from the party you were at earlier. You're hungry, and the box of fries sprawled across the ground next to you is not going to quell that. There's only so much you can eat in some random field, so you make your way home to a refrigerator you probably never wanted to open in the first place. Enjoy your meal! Find out more in this episode of our special ten part "Guided Agitation" mini series.  
09:05
May 28, 2019
The Older They Come...
Katie and Alex both have birthdays coming up! What better way to pre-game than to discuss the trials and tribulations of aging into their thirties. Like a fine wine, or a musky, dry-aged steak, these two have grown a lot since the party days of college. They've also begun suffering from worse hangovers and seeing the early signs of approaching the half way mark. Help them get to where they need to be emotionally by letting them help you by telling you the things they think make up wisdom of the sages. Whew, who knew getting older involved so many mouthfuls?
1:01:11
May 24, 2019
Shack: A Guided Agitation
Follow AF co-host Alex Langston on a meditative journey through the human experience. You wake up chained to the ceiling in a dark shack that's not really scary at first, but the more you look around, the more nervous you become. What's worse than the dilapidated wood the shack's built out of is the dead body laying on the floor below you. Why would he be wearing the mask? Did your would-be murderer just die of a heart attack while trying to kill you?  Find out more in this episode of our special ten part "Guided Agitation" mini series. 
11:05
May 21, 2019
Avengers 5: No Disassemble
Join Number 5 and Stephanie...errr.... Katie and Alex as they discuss the worst places to be when saved by the Avengers. Things get a little weird as they go, so hang on tight! There are plenty of Endgame spoilers in this episode. We thought it would best to warn you, even though you've most likely seen the film at this point. Trust us when we say even the Hulk wouldn't be secretly angry when we transition from the weirdness behind the MCU's biggest blockbuster to the life expectancy of space itself.
58:32
May 17, 2019
Camping: A Guided Agitation
 Follow Trash Fish co-host Myles on a meditative journey through the human experience.  You've just finished a glorious meal of baked beans next to the campfire and are ready to curl up in a zero-degree sleeping bag for a heart warming podcast episode. What's that rustling in the woods? It's not aliens, but it could be another mythological creature we all know and love: Bigfoot! Speaking of love, I think he's hinting that he wants a little more attention than he usually gets. Find out more in this episode of our special ten part "Guided Agitation" mini series.
11:44
May 14, 2019
Born with Different Bits
How's the internet different for women than for men? What about every day, real life? Katie walks us internet users with the attached penae appendages through her history using the internet, and the weird stuff dudes have done throughout it. Also in this episode, Facebook As A Graveyard and Podcasts As a Social Network. We cover a lot, but it's all important stuff to remember. Shits different for the female half of the population, you dig?
1:01:11
May 10, 2019
Shopping: A Guided Agitation
Follow AF co-host Katie on another meditative journey through the human experience. You're using the bathroom and run out of toilet paper, oh no! Better make your way to the local, members only, big box warehouse slash food court store to pick up more than you'll ever need. A grumpy public awaits your arrival. Don't keep them waiting! Find out more in this episode of our special ten part "Guided Agitation" mini series.
13:36
May 7, 2019
The Never Ending Episode w/ Trash Fish
Are we there, yet? No. Even when the music plays, we're not done. This is the 90's episode. We go back in time, and when our time machine breaks, it really breaks. Our guests Myles and Tim don't mind being stuck back in time with us, though. They're good sports who love playing the YouTube game, but they loved N64 more. Who doesn't miss Perfect Dark and Turok? God speed, traveler. Oh, and hold on tight for the blooper reel!
51:32
May 3, 2019
Truck Stop: A Guided Agitation
Follow artist Jason Lamar Butcher on a meditative journey through the human experience. You're driving down an unknown highway and feel a bubbling in your tubbling. Time to pull up to that gas station and take care of business. There's only one problem: the bathroom ain't empty and the smell ain't pretty. You may not be on the road any more, but you better buckle up! Find out more in this episode of our special ten part "Guided Agitation" mini series.
11:12
April 30, 2019
Is it Future, or is it Podcast?
Your lovable AF hosts Katie and Alex read and react to futuristic sounding STEM headlines, prompting the discussion of techno-fascist societies and the one and only SPACE FORCE (kinda?). Can drones convert from flying to driving? Would they recognize your face as you pass through the airport? Was Philip K. Dick the closest to predicting the future that we're about a week from being in, and is that good or bad? Was Minority Report a better film adaptation than We Can Remember It For You Wholesale? Some things we may never know.
1:02:08
April 26, 2019
Special Announcement - Guided Agitation Mini Series
That's right. We're starting up a new mini-series to say thank you, kind fasters, for your support. Listen for more info. Thanks!
00:47
April 23, 2019
Halfway to Halloween
What? It's 420? That's Halloweed, sucka! It's also the halfway point to Halloween. Mind blown! Join Katie and Alex as they discuss scary dreams, movies, and the problems with true crime podcasts/videos (as well as... Alex's bedtime routine?). They're pouring salt on open wounds here. Get the blood while it's hot!
59:19
April 19, 2019
Solved Non-Mysteries
Aliens... You've seen um. We've seen um. Whataya gonna do 'bout it? Listen to this episode especial, of course! Katie and Alex discuss New Mexico's rich history as a safe haven for galactic travelers. Roswell is just the beginning, fasters. They cover Dulce, Socorro, Corona, and the list keeps going! Who knew we Americans had such an active Interplanetary Visitor's Center in our own back yard?
1:00:37
April 12, 2019
First We Fast w/ Phil and Alicia
Ever wonder what YouTube sensation Hot Ones would be like without Sean Evans, chicken wings, or those fancy napkins? Move over Chili Klaus and ponder no longer. Katie and Alex rake their friends, brother/sister spice lord team Phillip and Alicia over the coals in a seemingly never-ending gauntlet of hot sauce drenched tortilla chips. Welcome to Fast Ones. (WARNING: Chips are eaten throughout this episode.)
1:24:40
April 5, 2019
Real Life Social Media w/ Ruth
Katie and Alex joined a softball team! Join them and special guest/teammate Ruth in discussing America's real pass-time, social media history, and the secret word of the day: vodka. Ahhhhh ehuh ehuh! There's nothing wrong with having a frosty bevy in the dug out while waiting to bat, is there? Not in the Accidentally Fasting book of rules and regulations. Did someone just hit a home run, or was that our catcher's head hitting the dirt after one too many softball-ritas?
1:00:20
March 30, 2019
Welcome to Fast Vale w/ Lamar
Have you ever wondered what sets medical cannabis apart from what's in your roommate's little plastic Paw Patrol baggy? Lamar knows! He also knows a lot about music, food, and has life pro tips for all of us young-ins (He's not old, but it is his birthday!). Katie and Alex dig deep into Lamar's artful mind for the truth. Smoke um if you got um!
1:01:52
March 24, 2019
Viva Las Fasting
Join us on one more travel episode, where Katie and Alex cruise the streets of Sin City itself, Las Vegas, Nevada. Not only did they hit almost every casino on the strip, but they saddled up in a party bus and took a day trip out to the beautiful, one-of-a-kind Valley of Fire. Pile up a couple plates of nachos and fill the bathtub with margaritas, cause there's no other way to enjoy Vegas!
1:06:04
March 16, 2019
No Love for NOLA?
Love Mardi Gras? Never even heard of New Orleans? Either way, you'll love Katie and Alex's tales of debauchery and beads from their trip to Mardi Gras 2019. They land at Louis Armstrong airport, hop in a cab to their hotel, and the party doesn't stop til they end up on some random street way outside the quarter, lost in the pouring rain. Strap on your mask and get out your purple, yellow, and green shirts as AF's hosts head across Canal to Bourbon!
1:04:11
March 9, 2019
Damn Fine Fasting
Diane, we're about to talk about the best show that's ever been on television. Pete, Harry, Josie, Dr. Jacoby, Coop. Everybody has something to hide, and it's been going on for over 25 years. Eat a good breakfast and take a sip of that deep, black coffee. Katie and Alex are taking us on a quick trip through the Black Lodge. Meanwhile...
59:49
March 2, 2019
Egg Roll Call w/ Myles
Guest host Myles from the YouTube channel Rap Roll Call joins Katie and Alex in drinking zombie barf, talking media production, and trudging through awkward interview questions about who he'd rather eat spaghetti with. Myles has a new channel in the works, Trash Fish Productions, that does videos similar to what we do here with audio at Accidentally Fasting. He's another content creator who Katie and Alex are both proud to call their guest.
1:09:52
February 23, 2019
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on... Denver?
Katie and Alex Head to Denver, CO for this episode, exploring restaurants, bars, arcades, and reliving their honeymoon trip through Colorado. Join us for this special Valentine's week episode. Also, somehow they found oysters smack dab in the center of the Colorado Rockies. Luckily they weren't from the prairie. Eat a few of those and you get free drinks, if you can find your way to the bar.
1:01:32
February 16, 2019
Triple Guilty Please Burger
What's your guilty pleasure, triple bacon cheese burgers? 1980's space western/operas? Join Katie and Alex as they discuss their own guilty pleasures, no holds barred. It's the final "getting to know you" episode. The culmination of the beginning of something new. Don't be shy. Whatever it is that you secretly love behind closed doors, we got your back.
55:49
February 9, 2019
Wait Wait Don't Say That w/ Lance
Join Katie and Alex in discussing life's ins and outs with their good friend and first ever guest host, Lance, aka musical act Wraith Haven. These three have been through everything from hail storms at the camp site to being shot at on Christmas Eve. They're closer than peas in a pod, and none of that made a dent in their friendship. Lance is playing shows throughout the Midwest, in Chicago, Milwaukee, Toledo, and more.
1:05:02
February 2, 2019
Simply Fasting
Katie and Alex discuss the weight loss journey they embarked on over the last few years, and maintaining their goal weights. It turns out, after losing almost 100 pounds collectively, it really is all about calories in/calories out. There aren't any fancy tricks, not metabolic caveats, and it has nothing to do with gluten or your thyroid (in most cases). Granted, no one at AFHQ is a docter, but we've all lost a heck of a lot of weight. 
1:00:07
January 26, 2019
The Ballad of Ted Brown
Don't worry! Katie and Alex did their detective work for this true-ish crime episode as soon as a strange document fell into their laps. Ted Brown, the anti-government "freedom fighter" was running an illegal business out of his mailbox company. It turns out he was selling bank accounts that had been opened using the personal information of the elderly and dead. What's worse is, after Ted died, other freedom fighters in his organization kept the business going. Somebody involved wrote a tell all, and we have one of the only copies left. Find out more strange details surrounding an Albuquerque business that closed in Spring of 2018.
1:01:23
January 19, 2019
Field Sobriety Test Part 2
In the second ever AF episode, Katie and Alex finish up the second half, or I guess the first half of the alphabet of things they like, depending on how you look at it. Get up close and personal with the hosts we hope you will come to know and love more than anyone in your family, in the whole history of your family. Don't go running to 23 and me to figure out which of your ancestors you love the most, though. We all know the Nat Geo DNA service is better.
54:35
January 12, 2019
Field Sobriety Test Part 1
Join hosts Katie and Alex in the first episode of Accidentally Fasting as they introduce themselves in a way only someone who pulled you over could think up: Naming things they like that begin with letters of the alphabet... starting with Z. Don't worry, no police officers were harmed in the recording of this episode. We're all just glad this new journey is finally starting. 
1:01:24
January 5, 2019
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