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ADV Movie Podcast

ADV Movie Podcast

By ADV

A Demon's Voice movie podcast!
I write a blog about movies in which I usually end up ranting about my life. It's cheaper than therapy. Some of these podcasts will be blog readings and others will be something else. They'll always be movie related and always overly emotional.
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Cuties - Blog Reading
Cuties - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the controversial Netflix film Cuties. Have you heard of it? You must be a nonce then. If you've heard of it, seen it, watched any promotional material for it then as far as I'm concerned you should be locked in prison with your balls cut off. Or am I being a bit over the top about that? Perhaps the film is actually a pretty sensitively directed story of young girls and the reality that they exist in. Could it really be that the outrage around Cuties is really a loud of Mary Whitehouse-style, Daily Mail-esque bullshit that has no real founding in reality? Who knows?!! I guess you'll just have to listen to this podcast and my droning waffle to find out for yourself. Or you could just watch the movie. I don't really care what you do. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
12:07
November 02, 2020
Les Misérables - Blog Reading
Les Misérables - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this week I'm yammering on about the latest film to be released that's called Les Misérables. Although for clarity I should mention that it's not a new adaptation of that classic Victor Hugo novel but I social-realist cop drama that's centred on the dramas of small town on the outskirts of Paris. I just want you to know that I didn't even have to google that Victor Hugo wrote that original version. That's just a fact that I have in my head because I'm surprisingly very clever. I'd check it if I was you though just in case I'm wrong. Anyway. I start off rambling some anti-french sentiment but don't be offended if you are from France because I don't really mean it. I couldn't give one shit about France either way. It's just jokes isn't it. I thought it'd be fun to draw in the right-wingers by being a little xenophobic before subtly starting to sing the praises of the film to trick them into being more empathetic people. But there's a chance that the nuance of this strategy and my general lack of skill might have been lost in the process of trying and so I figured it can't help to mention it here. I hear the BBC is looking to hire more right-wing comedians though so if I have failed at the very least I might be able to apply for a job on television. Anyway. I'm rambling. Here's the podcast/blog thing. Enjoy. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:11
September 13, 2020
The New Mutants - Blog Reading
The New Mutants - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! I think this podcast may be one of the most profound pieces of art that I've ever created and so I'm glad that you're here to experience it. I basically did a blog on The New Mutants in the style of Doctor Manhattan. Why? I honestly have no idea. I'm aware that this X-Men spin-off has literally nothing in common with Alan Moore or his groundbreaking graphic novel that I'm ripping off. I think it was because there was so many delays for the movie that I thought it would be funny to do the opening paragraph in his style. But then I couldn't figure out how to get out of the pattern once I started and there turned out to be so many delays that I couldn't fit them all into just one paragraph. Anyway, I decided to just go wit it because I couldn't be arsed starting again and doing something different. I think stole the music that's used during some of the Doctor Manhattan scenes on Mars in the film version of Watchmen. It's by Philip Glass and I absolutely do not have the right to use it. Please give him money or something so I can justify including it regardless. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:11
September 06, 2020
Tenet - Blog Reading
Tenet - Blog Reading
Hey peeps. A lot of you have been asking why I've not uploaded in a while and so I thought I'd explain in the opening why I've been so busy. Just kidding. Literally nobody has asked why I haven't uploaded in a few weeks. I could have been dead and moulding up in a fucking ditch and you cunts wouldn't care would you? Well this week I'm talking about the film Tenet and you should listen up because I'm an informative and entertaining motherfucker and well worth your piece of shit time. For those of you living in more ravaged countries in which cinemas haven't yet fully opened I don't go into spoilers for the film so you're perfectly safe to listen along too. Although I could honestly tell you what happens at the fucking end of this movie and I'm not sure it'd count as a spoiler because I rarely had a clue what was going on in terms of story here. Anyway. Have a listen, give me five stars, and lovely review, and then fuck off. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
14:28
August 30, 2020
Deep Blue Sea - Blog Reading
Deep Blue Sea - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this week I talk about my noncey facial hair and an old shark movie. I also rattle off an anecdote about the time my friend tried to make cheese on toast and somehow managed to really fuck it up. What more could you want from a film podcast? Stuff about films? I guess I take the piss out of the movie too if that'll keep you happy! Apparently Deep Blue Sea 3 has just come out which is shocking because I hadn't even heard that there was a second one. The real question is whether the first has stood the test of time though! That's what you all want to know isn't it? In which case you're in luck because that's exactly what I talk about here. I've been rambling for about two sentences. These blurbs really are an absolute stream of consciousness for me. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:14
August 02, 2020
The Old Guard - Blog Reading
The Old Guard - Blog Reading
Daddy the cash cow, smoking weed, step-mum shitting, and mouldy cheese. What more could you want from a vaguely film related podcast?! That's right folks, this is another one of those episodes in which I stage a faux-mental breakdown for performative and artistic reasons. What an excellent way of expressing myself and what an excellent experience for you to have to endure. I do talk about a film which in the case of this weeks podcast is the new Netflix film The Old Guard. Thinking of watching it but worried because it looked a bit shit? Then listen to this podcast and I'll tell you if it's worth your time. Actually I don't think I do tell you if it's worth your time because of all the other shit I thought it'd be funny to yammer on about. It is. It's quite good fun. Now enjoy my podcast you shits.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
11:06
July 18, 2020
Prevenge - Blog Reading
Prevenge - Blog Reading
It's the 69th episode.. waheeeeeeey!!! In honour of that I thought I'd do a podcast/blog about what happens when you do a 69er wrong and somehow get the other person pregnant. I guess that would be so wrong in fact that you haven't actually done a 69er at all! Prevenge is all about a crazy pregnant lady that believes her unborn baby is telling her to murder people. It's a good film and I'd like to tell you why I like it. So sit back and shut the fuck up as I explain why you should watch it. Enjoy!!! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
07:39
July 13, 2020
The Vast Of Night - Blog Reading
The Vast Of Night - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, you really need to see the film that I'm talking about this week. It's called The Vast Of Night it's on Amazon and it's incredible. Also I managed to record this podcast in one go without the need edit it. Wow. I know that's only exciting for me but I'm also sure that the only person who reads this section and it's only now as I write it. So well done me. I also bitch about the new website cameo that I've been obsessing over recently but I guess you'll hear all about that when you listen to the podcast. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:02
July 05, 2020
Disturbia - Blog Reading
Disturbia - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this week I'm talking about the film Disturbia. It's a film about a man who is stuck in his room and slowly going crazy. Sound familiar? No, not just because that's what we're all fucking doing during this stupid fucking lockdown but because it's also a bit like Rear Window. I discuss the similarities between the two films, make fun of Shia LaBeouf, and conclude with a story involving some nudity I once witnessed. How sexy. Enjoy!  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:19
June 28, 2020
Snakes On A Plane - Blog Reading
Snakes On A Plane - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about the film Snakes On A Plane. Do you remember that film? Why does nobody talk about it anymore? Do you not like the idea of a film in which a snake bites a man in the dick? What's wrong with you?? Here I ask if the film is actually quite good or if the lockdown has started to do some genuine damage to my mental health.  Have a listen and try to enjoy!! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:18
June 21, 2020
Artemis Fowl - Blog Reading
Artemis Fowl - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the new film Artemis Fowl. I talk about how it's a bit like a shit Harry Potter whilst banging on about my hatred of the main character. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:22
June 14, 2020
John Carter - Blog Reading
John Carter - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! How are you all coping? I watched John Carter (of Mars) this week so clearly I'm having a shit old time. I rant about the movie here. I'm told that I should include some sort of trigger warning because if a joke I make involving abortion at the start of the blog. But I'm quite proud of that joke so I think you'll probably be okay with. Anyway. Have a listen and please God let everything start to get better soon!! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:45
June 07, 2020
The Wrong Missy - Blog Reading
The Wrong Missy - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this week I ramble on about a new film on Netflix called The Wrong Missy. It had David Spade in it and so I guess I should have known it was going to be shit. It was shit. It was fucking god awful. But you have to go in with an open mind. Most of Adam Sandler's work is shit but every so often he does something genius. Before watching it I wondered if The Wrong Missy might be David Spade's Uncut Gems or his Punch Drunk Love. It's not. It's the same old shite. In this podcast/blog I slag it off and explain why. Enjoy.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:18
May 31, 2020
Mute - Blog Reading
Mute - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! This weeks podcast/blog thing is on Duncan Jones's film Mute. It's the one on Netflix that everybody seemed to hate. Well I didn't hate it and I'm here to tell you why. Feel free to let me know why it is shit if you've heard my points and still disagree.. but be aware that you are wrong and I will come straight to your house to give you a more extensive three hour lecture explaining why. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:27
May 25, 2020
The Rover - Blog Reading
The Rover - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! How are you all doing. This week I'm waffling on about a film The Rover. Or at least I'm waffling on and occasionally remembering to talk about that film as well. It came out a few years ago but has been relatively forgotten which is a shame. I wrote this blog before the current pandemic which is why I keep having to interject with added opinions about how things have changed. Mostly because I'd originally written it whilst hoping for an apocalypse to happen. I knew I should have been more specific when making wishes on that damn cursed monkey paw.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:56
May 17, 2020
Pacific Rim: Uprising - Blog Reading
Pacific Rim: Uprising - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! Pacific Rim: Uprising is on Netflix now and is an absolute piece of shit. Just figured I'd let you know in case you hadn't seen it and had exhausted every other film on the streaming service thanks to the lockdown. I talk about why I hated this movie although really it boils down to the fact that it seems to have been made by people that didn't understand or respect what made the first one so good. I also introduce the blog with a story about when I met a guy that looked a bit like me in a public toilets. The story doesn't really go anywhere and isn't really funny enough to justify telling. But fuck all is happening right now. I go to work, I come home, I jog, I watch a film, I sleep, repeat. So apologies that the anecdotes are starting to try up right now. Also fuck you. Enjoy the blog. Cheers. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:16
May 11, 2020
Color Out Of Space - Blog Reading
Color Out Of Space - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! There are no new films to talk about at the cinema again so I decided to ramble on about Color Out Of Space. It's a reasonably new sci-fi film in which Nicholas Cage drinks milks from an alpaca's tits. In the blog/podcast I talk about how batshit the movie is, Cage's three types of performance, and I discuss the insane history of director Richard Stanley. Enjoy! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:33
May 04, 2020
Extraction - Blog Reading
Extraction - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! Hope you're all surviving. This week I'm talking to you about Chris Hemsworth's new from Extraction. I seem to talk a lot about porn and spaffing and stuff like that though. Is it obvious that we're into week 6 of lockdown do you think? Anyway the film is pretty average but probably worth checking out if you've got a few hours to kill... which clearly we all do. I recorded this podcast in my car outside because it's weird to be shouting about wanking in a house that other people live in. I just thought I'd mention in case you wondered why you could hear traffic going past I the background. It was because I was out dogging and killing time beforehand with this. I've never really looked into dogging as a hobby but I'm more than convinced that it would be frowned upon under todays social distancing rules. Cheers. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:25
April 26, 2020
Love Wedding Repeat - Blog Reading
Love Wedding Repeat - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! We're all stuck in but don't worry as Netflix is slowly spewing more and more shite onto their streaming service to keep us 'entertained'. One of their most recent piles of bollocks in the rom-com Love Wedding Repeat which I slag off in this weeks podcast-thing. If you listen to the introduction you'll hear me thinking out loud about how we all owe our lives to the Nazi's. I'm saying it out loud as soon as the thought is coming into my head and so I'm not entirely sure if I stand by it.. although it does seem pretty sound to me. Which is more than can be said for this piece of shit movie. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:38
April 19, 2020
Mark Of The Devil - Blog Reading
Mark Of The Devil - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about a film called Mark Of The Devil. If you've heard of it it'll only because Netflix is showing it off so prominently on their channel though. It's honestly a piece of fucking shit which I explain in this podcast here. I also talk about my dog dying because this podcast is the closest I can get to therapy right now. Does that sound relaxing? Hearing somebody rant about a crap film whilst mourning the loss of their dog? Because I think it'll be a perfect pick-me-up during this boring lockdown times. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:20
April 12, 2020
The Platform - Blog Reading
The Platform - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, are you all enjoying the coronapocalypse? It's a bit fucking boring isn't it. If you're looking for something to do between wanks though I might have a suggestion for you. It's a new film on Netflix called The Platform and it's pretty fucking brilliant. Some people have claimed it's kind of like the 1997 film Cube but I'm going to compare it to Snowpiercer for the sake of sounding a bit more niche! It's also pretty conveniently timed if you're looking for a dystopian-horror-satire that's worryingly relatable. Have a listen to hear me bitching about why! Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:53
April 05, 2020
Bloodshot - Blog Reading
Bloodshot - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! Welcome to the end of the world as we know it. How is the apocalypse treating you? I didn't think the end of the world would involve me looking for chicken super-noodles as much as it has but here we are. Today we're talking about the last blockbuster that humanity was able to produce. How exciting. It's a Vin Diesel movie. Oh. Well there's that excitement instantly crushed. I basically slag him off before turning on one of the writers that I have a particularly dislike of. I also open with a story about a person sending me videos of them having a wank. What more could you want for entertainment? Enjoy! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
11:12
March 22, 2020
The Hunt - Blog Reading
The Hunt - Blog Reading
Hey peeps. This week we're talking about The Hunt. That's the 2020 film in which a group of liberals try to murder a gang of red-necks and not the 2012 film in which some kid accuses Mads Mikkelsen of being a nonce. Although the Mads Mikkelsen film is so much better to be fair. This is the closest I ever get to an actual film review and so naturally I spend most of the piece drawing parallels to the now dead columnist A.A. Gill. I talk about the various different messages of the movie whilst complaining that it's points were pretty basic and it was annoying to see them delivered in such a smug way. I'm aware of the irony of me complaining about that by the way. If you think my points are basic and I'm a bit too smug then just assume that I did it intentionally as a way of satirising the tone of the film.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:30
March 15, 2020
Onward - Blog Reading
Onward - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! Today I'm talking to you about the latest Pixar film... Onward!! Well, mostly I talk about dicks to be honest with you. There's a cock-centric character in the movie and so it's hard not to linger on that subject. I do talk about how the film is slightly 'meta' too but that's only so I can give the illusion of a person who understands film before getting back to chatting about cock. I'm aware the intro's to these blogs are getting longer and longer too. I'm even more aware that I talk about dicks there too. But dicks are funny. Sorry. If you don't like it then just get a friend to listen to me so that you don't have to. This podcast is like the cursed button in Drag Me To Hell. The only way to get rid of me is to pass me on to somebody else. Give me five stars and a nice review first thought please. Cheers. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:55
March 07, 2020
The Invisible Man - Blog Reading
The Invisible Man - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! I'm talking about The Invisible Man this week. I also start off by telling you a story about how I nearly killed a woman this week. I can't tell if it's entertaining or not though. I can't afford a therapist and so I just yammer into this podcast these days. If it's boring then the actual movie-talk will likely start at about two minutes in. Feel free to skip ahead. I won't take offence. You prick.  When we actually get to the film I mostly chat shit about what it'd be like to be invisible, invisible men in other movies, and the flammability of pubic hair. Have a listen though and don't forget to give me five stars on your podcast app of choice. Even if you hated it you should give me five stars. It helps more people find it. You wasted your time and so why shouldn't they waste theirs?  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
11:07
February 29, 2020
Sonic The Hedgehog - Blog Reading
Sonic The Hedgehog - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! This week we're talking about the Sonic The Hedgehog movie. I talk about my apathy for the character and why it's a shame the little blue bugger didn't spend the movie sucking his own dick. I talk about the initial backlash to the characters design and talk about how I'd have remade him out of dogshit if I was the director. But then I turn that into a comment about art and the dangers of mob mentality... "oooooooh I'm so clever", I thought when I wrote it. Enjoy.   If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:53
February 23, 2020
Okja - Blog Reading
Okja - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this week I'm talking to you about the film Okja. It's from director Bong Joon-ho who you might have heard of due to the fact that he just hoovered up a fuck load of Oscars with his new film Parasite. I had planned to talk about Parasite instead but literally anything I could say about it would count as a spoiler. So I figured I'd talk about one of his other films instead. Although do drop whatever you're doing and go to see Parasite right now of course. It's the masterpiece that everybody is claiming it to be. I figured I'd talk about his previous film Okja because it's the film that turned me into a vegetarian. I don't mention within the blog/podcast thing but the script was written or at least co-written by Jon Ronson of whom I'm a big fan. He wrote a book called the psychopath test and as I waffle on about the horror of eating meat I think it might be fun for you to turn every time I say the word "psychopath" into a drinking game. Then when you're nice and hammered by the end you should give me five stars and a nice review on whatever podcast app you're using you piece of shit. Anyway.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
11:30
February 15, 2020
The Lighthouse - Blog Reading
The Lighthouse - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! This week I've convinced my gym that I'm a pervert, discovered I look like a terrorist, and been reminded of the time I farted in work. But we're here to talk about The Lighthouse right? In my in depth analysis of the movie I talk about my ongoing issue with boners, the confusion between mermaids and sea-cows,  and the time my friend found his Mum's sex toy. I do mention the films connection to Greek myths and David Lynch's Eraserhead in passing. But I'm fully aware that I don't share an audience with Sight And Sound magazine and so focus mostly on the gross stuff as usual. Have a listen and enjoy. Also give me five stars and a nice review you on your iPod app you prick! Cheers. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:39
February 08, 2020
A Beautiful Day In The Neighbourhood - Blog Reading
A Beautiful Day In The Neighbourhood - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! This week we're talking about that new Mr Rogers film staring Tom Hanks. Never heard of Mr Rogers? Then I guess you don't live in America because they fucking love him. The podcast goes into detail about how the British equivalent of that person might be... here's a clue... they're a massive nonce. But really I'd like your main take-away from this podcast to be that you're a scumbag and it's about time you accepted it. I also talk about ASMR and why I don't wank to it for some reason. There's other stuff in there too but it's mostly waffle. I think I have a go about JK Rowling for some reason in the intro too. Anyway. Just have a listen and try to enjoy. Give me five stars on iTunes either way though please. Cheers.   If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:24
February 01, 2020
Doctor Sleep - Blog Reading
Doctor Sleep - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, are you ready to listen to me yammer on about The Shining sequel Doctor Strange? I hope so because that's pretty much what's going to happen here. I talk about how I love the director and enjoyed the film despite it's cosplay-feeling third act. I think I ramble on about my own Dad's alcohol problems as well as a few terrible childhood holidays. I also discuss the time I stayed in a hotel in Rome and a friend asked me to check his balls out for him. All good fun I guess. Anyway. Hope you enjoy and leave me a good review you pieces of shit. Or at least a five star rating. I don't want any constructive criticism or anything like that. Just a nice review and a high rating. It helps people find the podcast apparently. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:23
January 26, 2020
Bad Boys For Life - Blog Reading
Bad Boys For Life - Blog Reading
Hey guys! This week we're talking about Bad Boys For Life. It's a Will Smith movie that's actually slightly better than tediously shit for once! In the intro I talk about why I've had a shit week as usual with it this time involving me making an absolute tit of myself. Then I go on to compare the blog to having a massive wank. It's fun in the moment but with hindsight there were probably more productive ways to spend your time. I also compare Martin Lawrence's screaming to that of an old lady that falls out of a bucket of grapes and chokes. You know the woman right? It's a YouTube video. If you've never seen it then I include audio of my friend doing a near perfect impression of it. Anyway. Have a listen and try to enjoy. Also give me a five star rating and a nice review somewhere on here. I don't know specifically where but apparently I'm supposed to be encouraging people to do it to help other people find the podcast. So pull your fucking finger out and lend us a hand will you you piece of shit. Cheers. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:42
January 21, 2020
1917 - Blog Reading
1917 - Blog Reading
Hey! Wanna hear my controversial idea for tackling the nonce problem? Then check out my intro to this podcast which I'm already sort of regretting having said out loud. I talk about the new film 1917 after that and specifically how it's not one shot long. It's two fucking shots long if we're being generous. It's also a pro-war film because as I explain with reference to an actual book.. all war films are pro-war films. Anyway. Enjoy I guess. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:22
January 11, 2020
The Gentlemen - Blog Reading
The Gentlemen - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, happy new year and all of that shite. Today we'll be talking about Guy Ritchie's latest film The Gentlemen. It's another of his mockney gangster bollocks but without the sense of fun of some of his earlier efforts. I slag it off, I make fun of rhyming slang, and I call Guy Ritchie the king of turd hill. I stand by all of that. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
07:06
January 05, 2020
Terminator: Dark Fate - Blog Reading
Terminator: Dark Fate - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, hope you're all recovering from Christmas although I couldn't really give a shit if you're not. This time I figured we could talk about Terminator: Dark Fate. Do you even remember that movie? I do because I thought I'd gotten a speeding ticket on the way to see it which was annoying. But somehow the camera hadn't caught me and so I guess that's a point to me in the war against the machines. Anyway. I waffle on about why this film is quite generic before getting into the more interest aspect of our conversation... would I willingly fuck Justin Bieber under the right circumstances? Have a listen and enjoy! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:35
December 29, 2019
Cats - Blog Reading With Added Christmas Joy
Cats - Blog Reading With Added Christmas Joy
Hey peeps, happy Christmas! Today we'll be talking about the film Cats. Obviously I just slag it off for five minutes or so because what the fuck else are you going to do with it? Like it? I don't think so! I've become a little obsessed with watching making of clips for this movie because it's funny to see the cast and crew talking about it as though they think it's good. It's also funny to watch Judi Dench use her hands to wash her face like a drama student at a particularly shit college. So I found an interview with the director in which he chats about the themes of the movie. I figured it'd be interesting to look at that and find out what the hell he thinks he's made and so I read that out and take the piss out of that here too. And because it's Christmas I also open a present. That's right. It's all about me. I thought the present might be somewhat related to this movie. It wasn't. But I included it anyway because it's Christmas and this gift was the one thing in the world that I refuse to be cynical about. So enjoy and merry Christmas! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
14:56
December 25, 2019
Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker - Blog Reading
Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the new Star Wars movie. That's exciting isn't it? It's just a shame that it's a completely muddled movie that panders to the worst kind of online twats. I talk about the various issues of the film whilst acknowledging in the introduction that I'll probably calm down on it in a few years time. I'm also deadly series when I say that I'll challenge any of you to a Star Wars off. Just name the time and place biiiiiiitch. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:42
December 22, 2019
Jumanji: The Next Level - Blog Reading
Jumanji: The Next Level - Blog Reading
Absolute drivel this week people. If you can work out what the fuck I'm talking about then send your suggestions in and we can see if you're right. I was meant to be talking about Jumanji: The Next Level, but a healthy combination of tiredness, nihilism, existential angst, and a stupid fucking election left me a little but twitchy and a little bit mad. I think I talk about the nature of reality but as the podcast goes on it probably becomes fucking obvious that I'm losing my grip on it. Have a listen and I hope you enjoy. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:43
December 16, 2019
ADV Podcast | Christmas Movies
ADV Podcast | Christmas Movies
Hey peeps! Hope you all have a Merry Christmas planned although I couldn't really give a shit either way. On todays podcast we have my good friend Graham pop in as our very special guest. Take for granted that I'm used the word 'special' in the insulting way there. Graham does the pictures for the A Demon's Voice Blog and even proof reads every single article before lying to me about the amount of corrections he had to do on it.  Here we discuss our favourite Christmas movies for those of you wondering about what to watch over this festive season. We try not to bang on about Die Hard like everybody else and it turns out that Graham hasn't seen many of the movies that he actually suggests. But overall we come up with a pretty solid list of alternative films to get you through December.  I wish I'd mentioned L.A Confidential though. That one only occurred to me afterwards. Can you think of anything more festive than seeing a woman slapped by her husband as Russel Crowe's Bud White rips the Christmas lights from off the outside of their house? Because I can't! Anyway. If you can think of any films we missed out then let us know and maybe we'll take about them next year. Maybe. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
43:53
December 10, 2019
Midnight Sun - Blog Reading
Midnight Sun - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this weeks bloggy podcast thing is on Midnight Sun. Have you heard of it? It's on Netflix and has Arnie's son in it. It's basically pretty shit but I thought I'd share it with you because I'd hoped to talk about Knives Out until realising that anything I said about Knives Out would count as a spoiler. I'd written about this film on its release and so had the blog just sitting in the drafts and waiting to go. Also I had a busy weekend and so didn't have time to watch another new film and then write about it too. You should check out this film on Netflix though if you're stoned as fuck because I imagine it'd be pretty funny under those circumstances. Anyway. I'm waffling now so I'll stop writing and just tell you to enjoy the podcast. So enjoy the podcast motherfucker and Cheers. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
07:48
December 08, 2019
The Irishman - Blog Reading
The Irishman - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! Sorry it's been a little while since I last uploaded a podcast. I explain why in the intro but to summarise.. my computer fucked up and broke. This week we're talking about the latest Martin Scorsese film The Irishman though which is pretty exciting. I talk about the mindset in which I watched it in which I was experiencing a mild descent into nihilism. I talk about the de-ageing techniques of the film and why they're better than our real life technique of blending up babies foreskins. I talk about the Scorsese/Marvel thing and why I couldn't give a shit about that. I address the lack of female characters in the movie and why that shouldn't always be treated like a crime. Oh and I basically just gush all about how much I loved this absolute masterpiece of a movie. Enjoy. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:32
December 01, 2019
Zombieland: Double Tap - Blog Reading
Zombieland: Double Tap - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, here's a bloggy/podcast thing on the latest film in the Zombieland saga! Will whatshisname get in on with that girl he likes and will the gang finally do that thing that they've always wanted to do. Look.. it's been ten years since the first movie. Does anybody really give a shit about this sequel? Here I talk about whether or not there's an appetite for the film, whether or not it's any good, as well as zombie films in general. I waffle on about a cup of tea that one of my many enemies made for me too. It was fucking shit. But I guess you'll hear all about it when you listen now. Cheers. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
07:54
October 19, 2019
Gemini Man - Blog Reading
Gemini Man - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about Will Smith's latest forgettable film which I think was called Gemini Man? Yeah, that sounds about right I guess. Here I talk about how stupid the plot is, how convincing the effects are, and how overrated Will Smith is in general. I also get quite crude throughout which is a little bit unusual for me. I do tend to swear quite a lot but it's rare for me to bang on so much about people 'fucking'. In this case I happen to be yammering on about whether I'd fuck my own clone though so I think that makes it okay? If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
07:50
October 13, 2019
Joker - Blog Reading
Joker - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! This weeks podcast/blog thing is on the new film Joker. You know the one. It's the one that's likely to be cited as some crazy persons inspiration for their kill spree. But why is that? And is that the films fault? John Lennon's killer was obsessed with the book The Catcher In The Rye but I don't think anybody suggested banning that book? Or posting armed guards in libraries that stocked it. Well I talk about all of this and more. The 'more' being whether the film is actually any good and the kinds of other movies it reminded me of. Enjoy. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:40
October 06, 2019
Silence - Blog Reading
Silence - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, I wrote about Martin Scorsese's Silence when it first came out. But with his The Irishman about to hit Netflix I figured that I'd revisit what I said and record it for one of these podcasty things. I talk a little about the themes of the film as well as it's pretty fair depiction of religion. I talk about the various religious people that I've tormented over the years and I make it pretty clear that I'm an atheist. I don't think that huge amounts of people have seen this film though and so hopefully this will convince you that you should! If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:34
October 01, 2019
Ready Or Not - Blog Reading
Ready Or Not - Blog Reading
Hey everybody! I'm here to talk to you about the latest horror-comedy Ready Or Not. It's actually pretty good which was a surprise. I pad out the bloggy podcast thing with rants about marriage and boardgames though? Have you heard of the game Girls In Love? It's nothing to do with this movie but I explain all about it here. It's a game that's designed for young children and is proof that life gets bleaker the older you get. I also start this blog with an introduction in which I rant about a digital heaven. I might sound crazy during it but I bet that it's a fucking Black Mirror episode by the end of the year. Anyway. Have a listen and I hope you enjoy. Cheers.  If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
10:02
September 28, 2019
Rambo: Last Blood - Blog Reading
Rambo: Last Blood - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! You all seen the new Rambo film yet? Shit isn't it! Here I talk about the difference between both this and the very first instalment. My conclusion is that First Blood should have ended with Rambo putting a bullet in his own fucking head. I talk about how racist this movie is whilst pondering what might happen to its Trumpian fanbases dicks when watching. Oh and I talk about how the film has had to swap stunts for gore since Stallone is now so old that simply running to the bathroom before incontinence sets in must count as a stunt. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:59
September 21, 2019
Downton Abbey - Blog Reading
Downton Abbey - Blog Reading
Hey everybody! Are you excited about the new Downton Abbey movie? Then I have no doubt that you'll love it. Are you new to the world of Downton Abbey or even slightly cynical about it? Then stay away from this piece of shit which is exclusively for those who have already drunk the Kool-Aid. The movie is essiantly an act of class warfare designed to keep anybody that wasn't born to the right family or sat on a pile of gold in their place. Even the fans of the show needed to get fucking hammered to enjoy it as I explain in the bloggy/podcast thing. Hope you enjoy what I have to say though.   If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!  
07:29
September 14, 2019
It: Chapter 2 - Blog Reading
It: Chapter 2 - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! I saw It: Chapter 2 which is approximately four days long with plot threads going all of the place, too many characters, and a villain that looks like Mick Hucknall. Despite all of this however I'd say that it's still worth a watch. This podcast/blog thing talks about the films subtext, it's faults, it's triumphs, and why it's like a coin operated vagina. Enjoy. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:46
September 08, 2019
Angel Has Fallen - Blog Reading
Angel Has Fallen - Blog Reading
Hey everybody! Hope you're all well. This week I'll be talking to you about the latest in the Of Fallen Trilogy... Angel Has Fallen. And fuck me sideways too but it's actually pretty good. Who'd have thought it? Not me. I would genuinely prefer to roll around in shit for half an hour than ever watch the first two again so I was not expecting to like this. I guess this bloggy/podcast thing will explain exactly why I liked it. Enjoy.  If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
07:58
September 01, 2019
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark - Blog Reading
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark - Blog Reading
Hey everybody! Here's a chat about the latest film to be directed by some guy and produced by Guillermo Del Toro. Kind of like Mama I guess? In fact Mama is a really good comparison for how this film feels. I wish I'd said that in the podcast/blog thing. Oh well. I can't be fucked re-recording it now. I do take the piss out of the film though. It's about a bunch of kids that read a book that's written in blood.. it'd be wrong not to make a joke in which the punchline is "AID's". I also say the word "periods" at one point too and the end of the word ended up sounding like I was hissing. I guess it's hard not to talk about that monthly cycle without bursting into Parseltongue. It it obvious that I really waffle in this section? Well here's some links and shit for you..  If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
06:29
August 25, 2019
Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood - Blog Reading
Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood - Blog Reading
Hey everybody! This podcast/blog thing is on Tarantino's latest movie Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood. I know that most people worship at the church of Tarantino but I tend to find his stuff a little annoying which is my way of saying that I'm better than you. Kidding. Here we talk about his latest films buddy movie vibe, its depiction of Sharon Tate, its depiction of Bruce Lee, and it's use of movie violence. I also talk a little about the fact that in real life Tate was murdered by the Manson Family which isn't a spoiler if you were somehow unaware of this.  Anyway, I hope you enjoy my rambling and I hope you enjoyed the film. Let me know if you think that I'm wrong and I'll explain to you why I'm not. Enjoy! If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers! 
08:24
August 17, 2019
Shaft (2019) - Blog Reading
Shaft (2019) - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, wondering whether the new Shaft film is worth seeing? It's on Netflix in the UK but may have been released cinematically elsewhere? Who knows? Who cares? I can tell you that it's pure bollocks though. I go into why in the above podcast but it mostly involves the incompetence of the filmmaking and the shitty characters that felt designed for me to hate them. Just take for granted that whenever I say the word 'Shaft' I'm making a dick joke. Even if it doesn't seem like I am. Anyway. Enjoy.  If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers! 
09:05
August 10, 2019
Fast & Furious: Hobbs & Shaw - Blog Reading
Fast & Furious: Hobbs & Shaw - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about the new Fast And Furious spin-off movie. We talk about how little sense these films make if you're trying to pay attention and how the original cast might not have been too happy about the announcement of this film. I talk about how The Rock and the Stath seem to be the only two main characters that understand that these films are comedies. Oh and I briefly mention the Shaven Twins. I guess I'll let you listen to find out who they are. Enjoy. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers! 
06:38
August 04, 2019
The Girl With All The Gifts - Blog Reading
The Girl With All The Gifts - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, today I'll be talking about a zombie film that came out a few years ago. In this podcast/blog-thing I'll be talking about the generational divide, why Stoke and Birmingham are the perfect places to film an apocalypse, and the films comparisons to George Romero's Day Of The Dead. Obviously there's constant references to dicks and an overuse of the word 'fuck' to stop it getting too pretentious. Enjoy! If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers! 
08:59
July 28, 2019
The Lion King (2019) - Blog Reading
The Lion King (2019) - Blog Reading
Hey everybody! Have you seen the new version of The Lion King? You haven't? But you've seen the original 1994 version? Then don't worry.. you've seen the fucking new one too then. In this bloggy/podcast thing I talk about how creatively bankrupt this lazy piece of shit movie is. I wonder at what point Scar got his name. I compare the film to a big-budget episode of Animal Magic. And I wonder why the lionesses are such undeveloped and lazy bitches in this movie. I also talk a little bit about the new trailer for Cats because... have you seen it? Why the fuck isn't everybody talking about the new trailer for cats?!! Anyway.. enjoy!! If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers! 
10:15
July 20, 2019
Midsommar - Blog Reading
Midsommar - Blog Reading
Hey everybody! Today we're talking about Midsommar, the latest film from Ari Aster. In the podcast/blog I talk about how the film is really about two people breaking up as much as it is a mad cult. And that really all of the cult stuff is kind of just a metaphor for a break up more so than it is a source of horror for the film. I talk briefly about one of my own break-ups and discuss why being so shallow is slightly more beneficial than looking for true beauty inside. I say it ironically because I keep getting fucked over by people. But you know.. I'm not wrong regarding the thing I say about the memories. Enjoy. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers! 
06:13
July 14, 2019
Spider-Man: Far From Home - Blog Reading
Spider-Man: Far From Home - Blog Reading
I talk about dicks quite a lot in this blog. I'm not sure why? But to counter it I also discuss the films use of role models, it's subtext of fake news, and how the villain is so well adapted from the comics. I use lowbrow language to hide the fact that I'm really giving you some highbrow bullshit. There's a brief mention of an Endgame spoiler in here too. But honestly, who the fuck hasn't seen Endgame yet? Enjoy! If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:56
July 06, 2019
Yesterday - Blog Reading
Yesterday - Blog Reading
So I have a particularly personal reason for being excited about this movie. Could it be that Danny Boyle is my favourite director? I mean he is but that's not the reason. I guess you'll have to listen to find out what that is. Beyond my connection to Yesterday I talk about the concept for the film and the message behind it. I talk about the filmmakers involved from Danny Boyle to Richard Curtis and I obviously chat about whether the film is any good.  If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
14:07
June 29, 2019
Toy Story 4 - Blog Reading
Toy Story 4 - Blog Reading
Hey peeps! Do you love colourful characters and existential angst? Then Toy Story 4 is the film for you. In this bloggy podcasty thing I start by waffling on about an odd experience I had after the film had ended. It's a story that goes absolutely nowhere but I feel is worth telling because it was weird. Then I yammer on about the life lessons that this film has to teach us. Mostly it's that the only thing worse than dying is being forgotten. I talk about how Forky is an interesting new character and ponder if I could recreate the creation of his life but on a dildo. Oh and I compare the relationship between a toy and its owner to that of the relationship between two people who bang each other. It'll make more sense when you hear my argument I guess. Enjoy and let me know what you think too I suppose. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
13:16
June 22, 2019
Men In Black: International - Blog Reading
Men In Black: International - Blog Reading
Hey, hey chums! How are you all doing? Have you seen the new Men In Black film? It's pretty shit isn't it? Damn, it's not been a great year for blockbusters this year at all. Godzilla 2, Dark Phoenix, and now this have all been pure bollocks. Thank fuck for John Wick and The Avengers at least! In this bloggy podcast thing I talk about how the franchise has gone all corporate with its reboot. Where the original was kind of weird and charming this feels like an advert for a fucking credit card. That's a joke you'll be hearing again if you listen but fuck it.. it's the best way to sum up how I feel about it and I bet that most of you won't read this far to know that I'm already reusing my Men In Black material. Anyway.. have a listen, try to enjoy, and let me know what you think I guess! If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:18
June 15, 2019
X-Men: Dark Phoenix - Blog Reading
X-Men: Dark Phoenix - Blog Reading
Hey, hey everyone! Today we're talking about the latest X-Men movie and the last one before it gets sucked into the giant belly of the MCU. Did you enjoy it? I didn't. Well not overall anyway. I talk about how I was tricked into enjoying the first third like a frog in a boiling pan. I also discuss why the film is hypocritical in terms of its female characters by acknowledging their lack of attention and then promptly ignoring them. Don't worry though, as before I get too pretentious about things I return to the real problem of the film.. the fact that it doesn't end with Magneto and Prof X shagging the shit out of each other. Anyway, hope you enjoy!!  If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
08:42
June 08, 2019
Godzilla: King Of The Monsters - Blog Reading
Godzilla: King Of The Monsters - Blog Reading
Hiya peeps! Hope you're all having a good day? If so I can only assume that you didn't spend it watching this Godzilla sequel as it was total shite. In this podcasty bloggy thing I get into the real issues of the film such as why my bollocks hurt the other week, my dietary requirements, and why you should consider me when in the mood to bang.  In terms of the actual film I explain why the characters are shit, the plot was riddled with holes, and the message made no sense. I do this whilst mentioning my penis, flesh lights, and Jesus. Pretty standard review as usual as I'm sure you'll agree. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
13:06
June 01, 2019
Aladdin - Blog Reading
Aladdin - Blog Reading
Hey everyone! This time we'll be talking about the new live action adaption of Aladdin. Because the real problem with the original was that the characters were made out of ink instead of meat I guess? I talk about how pointless the whole thing, how shite Will Smith's singing is, and lament that Guy Ritchie didn't go full Lock Stock on it. I also ask a question about my right testicle which I still need answering. Thanks in advance if you can help. Anyway, sit back, relax, enjoy, and then add me on twitter I guess.  If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:02
May 26, 2019
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum - Blog Reading
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum - Blog Reading
Do you love John Wick as much as I do? Did you think that his latest film was the pinnacle of human achievement? Because that's exactly what I rant about in this podcasty blog thing. I love this franchise as much as a mother loves her most favourite child and apparently expressing this love makes me sound quite angry. But if you want to hear somebody ranting about why John Wick is the best thing ever then this is the podcast for you. Enjoy! If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly don't forget to follow me on twitter here...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you...  https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:08
May 18, 2019
Pokemon Detective Pikachu - Blog Reading
Pokemon Detective Pikachu - Blog Reading
Have you seen the new live action Pokemon movie? Did you wonder what would happen if the trainers and Pokemon wanted to fuck each other too? Did you also assume that most of the film took place in the main characters head as he lay dying on the floor? These are just some of the things I talk about in this podcast. I also chat about how my friend once shivved somebody for threatening his cuddly Pikachu and how I accidentally encouraged a colleague to commit sexual harassment on Tinder by telling him that his job title was 'Pokemon Master'.  Anyway, give it a listen, let me know what you think of the film and my theories and enjoy the podcast! If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:14
May 11, 2019
Bohemian Rhapsody - Blog Reading
Bohemian Rhapsody - Blog Reading
So I'm guessing you'll have seen Bohemian Rhapsody by now because it seems that every other fucker in the world has been banging on about it. I didn't hate the film at all. I thought that it was perfectly average. Kind of dull but nothing worth getting too angry about. But because I'm hearing Queen everywhere now and because some people think it's the best film ever it kind of distorts my memory of my true feelings. So this blog that I'm reading was written at the time and I'm glad that I wrote it to remind myself that the hate I feel now is as a reaction to all the hype and not the film itself. Have a listen though and let me know which side of the fence that you sit on and why! If I talk to fucking fast for you then feel free to have a read yourself on the actual blog. You'll also obviously find a shit load more that I've written but not had chance to record yet. That link is here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com   Most importantly of all those is my twitter name thing.. which you should definitely follow and can be found here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Assuming you don't have twitter then you can also get all of the updates over here on Facebook... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/
07:33
May 10, 2019
Dragged Across Concrete - Blog Reading
Dragged Across Concrete - Blog Reading
So that Mel Gibson is a naughty boy isn't he? What with his hatred of basically every minority group on the planet. Still. He does make good films from time to time. Dragged Across Concrete is his latest one and it's hard to know what his motivation to do it was because his character is a massive fucking racist. Does he think that we'll think that this is proof that he's not a racist? Or is it simply his way of telling us that he is and he doesn't care who knows it? Either way it's a hell of a film. In this podcast I talk about why he might have signed on to be in it whilst trying to figure out if it's even okay to like the film. Enjoy.  In case you want to see a trailer for the film then I figured I'd include it here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p5pdWyyZoc If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!
09:53
May 04, 2019
If Beale Street Could Talk - Blog Reading
If Beale Street Could Talk - Blog Reading
Did you see the film If Beale Street Could Talk? Did you spend most of the film feeling like a racist? Because I did. Want to know why? Then listen to this latest episode of the ADV Movie Podcast in which I discuss the film and my experience of viewing it. Basically I told a black lady to get out of my seat. But you know.. I didn't feel good doing it.  Anyway the podcast is only short so if you're looking for something to do between power wanks then I can't think of anything better than listening to this.  If I talk to fucking fast for you then feel free to have a read yourself on the actual blog. You'll also obviously find a shit load more that I've written but not had chance to record yet. That link is here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com Most importantly of all those is my twitter name thing.. which you should definitely follow and can be found here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice
06:38
May 02, 2019
Avengers: Endgame (basically spoiler free) - Blog Reading
Avengers: Endgame (basically spoiler free) - Blog Reading
Hey peeps, have you seen Avengers: Endgame? Did you love it as much as me? Here I talk about what made the film so great before descending into some pretentious existentialism about the current state of our society. Thor was funny here though wasn't he? Shame a casual reference to The Big Lebowski ruined the entire series for me. Oh and did you wonder why they were trying to undo the peaceful world that Thanos had created or was that just me? Either way, have a listen, follow me on twitter, and let me know what you thought of the film too. Enjoy.  Also if you want to read the blog for yourself then you'll find it here...  http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly don't forget to follow me on Twitter...  https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice?lang=en-gb
11:01
April 27, 2019
Captain Marvel - Blog Reading
Captain Marvel - Blog Reading
So this podcast/blog thing is on the twenty-first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel. In case you can't keep track of who each character is then she's the one with tits and a lot of super-powers. For some reason the tits thing has annoyed a lot of online virgins who decided to bombard all involved with abuse because I suppose they need something to do in between their cry-wanks. Anyway, I talk about this and why the film is so good in general.  Also if you want to read the blog for yourself then you'll find it here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly don't forget to follow me on Twitter... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice?lang=en-gb
06:41
April 27, 2019
Missing Link - Blog Reading
Missing Link - Blog Reading
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so  here is the podcast versions of my latest blog. It's less than ten  minutes long and so perfect for when you're doing the washing up,  walking to the shop, or taking a dump.  This week I'll be talking to you about the film Missing Link which is really quite good. I do take the piss out of my friend Graham in this podcast too because being mean is the only way that I know how to express myself. I also talk about the children in the audience and how they seemed to be having fun with the film. Oh and obviously I talk about what I actually liked about the movie itself such as it's characters, humour, and overall charm. Mostly I do make fun of my friend Graham though. Also if you want to read the blog for yourself then you'll find it here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly don't forget to follow me on Twitter... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice?lang=en-gb
08:25
April 20, 2019
Hellboy (the shit new one) - Blog Reading
Hellboy (the shit new one) - Blog Reading
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so  here is the podcast versions of my latest blog. It's less than ten  minutes long and so perfect for when you're doing the washing up,  walking to the shop, or taking a dump.  This weeks blog is on the new Hellboy film which I really fucking hated quite a bit. I talk about my hatred of the terrible characters, the designs of the creatures, the performances, the writing, and the effects. Basically every aspect of the movie if I think about it. I read this blog a little faster than usual because I'd fucked up my mac earlier that day and so was getting quite frustrated with the fact that the whole process was taking so long. Plus I tend to talk faster when slagging things off anyway.  Also if you want to read the blog for yourself then you'll find it here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly don't forget to follow me on Twitter... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice?lang=en-gb
07:11
April 13, 2019
Dumbo - Blog Reading
Dumbo - Blog Reading
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so here is the podcast versions of my latest blog. It's less than ten minutes long and so perfect for when you're doing the washing up, walking to the shop, or taking a dump.  This weeks blog talks about the film Dumbo by director Tim Burton. I yammer on about dicks quite a lot this time for some reason and definitely share too much information about my new pissing habits. I do however mention that the film is better than people are claiming it to be and relate it to Burton's back catalogue and own life.  Also if you want to read the blog for yourself then you'll find it here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly don't forget to follow me on Twitter... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice?lang=en-gb
07:29
April 07, 2019
Ouija: Origin Of Evil - Blog Reading.
Ouija: Origin Of Evil - Blog Reading.
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so here is the podcast version of my latest blog. It's less than ten minutes long and so perfect for when you're doing the washing up, walking the shop, or taking a dump. This weeks blog talks about the film Ouija: Origin Of Evil which is a horror film from a few years ago. I yammer on about my hatred of psychics and religion whilst occasionally mentioning that I did like the film. I also talk a little about the audience that was in the cinema with me at the time which should provide some more evidence of how well the film plays. Also if you want to read the blog for yourself then you'll find it here.. http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly don't forget to follow me on twitter... https://twitter.com/?lang=en-gb
07:15
March 31, 2019
Top Ten Films Of 2018
Top Ten Films Of 2018
Welcome to ADV: Movie Podcast.. or A Demon's Voice Movie Podcast.. or whatever the hell we end up calling it. Whatever it'll be we'll mostly be chatting shit about movies and insulting each other. In this first episode Graham and I do a run down of our top ten films of what was otherwise a completely dogshit year. But what did with both place at number one? How many have you seen? Do you agree with us? And is it me or Graham that's completely wrong about A Star Is Born? Personally I couldn't care less what you think but I'm told that encouraging you to interact with us might help other people find us. Also, I'm fully aware that at one point I wrongly claim The Florida Project to be a 2018 film. I thought I'd draw attention to it before you spot it and start throwing in my face that I made a mistake.  Anyway, have you subscribed to us yet? If not then you best hurry up or I plan to drown a sack of kittens in my local swamp.  In case you wonder who the fuck we think we are to have an opinion then here's the blog link in which I've been rambling about movies for years. You should read them. http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com The A Demon's Voice Twitter page is here. You should follow it because my ego likes getting likes.  https://twitter.com/?lang=en-gb
56:07
February 02, 2019