Adventurers Anonymous Podcast

Join us this week for more improvised actual play Dungeons & Dragons as the adventuring party find themselves turning their hand to a spot of agriculture. Having offered to spend the day working at the Musty Meadows Farmstead, they soon find out that the peace is easily disturbed. With ups and downs, twists and turns you wont be able to put this weeks episode down.

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Wraggy, Chris, Matt and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)  

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week for more improvised actual play D&D shenanigans as we take a break from the main campaign to take a stroll down memory lane. We specifically take a hot moment to explore a tale from Hunnarsh's past during his days as a lowly beat cop on the grimdark streets of Nutbush. Something horrid is a foot and Hunnarsh is about to step straight into it.

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Wraggy, Chris and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)
Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week for more improvised actual play Dungeons & Dragons as the adventuring party enjoy sone fresh air and beautiful views by the coast. But knowing them, this blissful idyll won't last long. Besides, the seagulls are never far away.

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Wraggy, Chris, Matt, Chanelle, Lewis and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)  

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week for more improvised actual play D&D shenanigans as the adventuring find themselves embedded deep within a village of Kuo Toans (Fish Folk). Still hunting down the fabled Emmentals they must search high and low for clues all the while doing their level best to stay undetected by the locals. In an episode that some may find distressing they will desecrate shrines, derail the local education system and pull off one of the most daring hostage rescues of all time.

DUE WARNING: This episode has highly descriptive scenes of spiders doing obscene things. Arachnophobes beware!

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Wraggy, Chris, Matt, Chan, and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)  

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week for more improvised actual play D&D shenanigans as the adventuring party finds themselves exploring the dank and salty caverns that make up the mysterious Hoggle Hole. Just what manner of shrine has Belciar stumbled into? And who would live in a cave like this? Listen closely because, remember, the clues are there, as we go through... the cavehole.

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Wraggy, Chris, Matt, Lewis, and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)  

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week for more improvised actual play D&D shenanigans as the adventuring party survey the aftermath of their woodland showdown with the Orcs. After taking a few moments to recover in the nearby cottage they say their goodbyes to the owner and her family before setting off in search of Hoggle Hole, the supposed resting place of one the Five Emmentals that they seek. But what starts off as a brisk ramble through the countryside soon escalates.

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Matt, Lewis and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...  

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)  

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week for more improvised actual play D&D shenanigans as the adventuring party pick up where they left off last week battling a raiding party of Orcs outside a woodland cottage in the wilderness. But will Maud manage to bend the rules in the name of fun? Will Wraggy teach AJ a thing or two about Pro Wrestling and most importantly, will Tatty regret using Barbara as a lupine meat shield?

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Wraggy, Chris, Matt, Chanelle, and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...  

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)  

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week as we take a break from improvised actual play D&D shenanigans in order to interview the disgustingly talented cast of Roll Models. We take the opportunity to find out a bit more about them, how they stumbled their way into such a successful piece of creative and ask them a question or two along the way. It was a total pleasure to compare and contrast our two different styles of gameplay and also share a tale or two about our motivations for putting out content, week after week.

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Charlie, Mike, Will, Chris and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...  

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week for more improvised actual play D&D shenanigans as the adventuring party totally fail to keep their wits about them. Right from the off the storyline is parked whilst they swerve and weave around all manner of random topics, occasionally stumbling over a nugget of narrative here and there. In reality the Krunkf*ckers desperately need to get the hell out of dodge as they have recently liberated Barbara and the bees from the city pound. But can they evade the city constabulary or will history repeat itself? Stay tuned and find out right here!

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Wraggy, Chris, Matt, Lewis and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...  

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)  

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week for more improvised actual play D&D shenanigans as the adventuring party visit the spiritual healer who once worked wonders on Tatty's severed fingers. Perhaps she could help Hunnarsh with his anger management issue? And gather round to see the return of a cherished character from a time long ago before we recorded this podcast and shared it with you wonderful people - Come meet Captain James P Jibberstop.

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Chris, Matt, Chanelle, and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...  

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)  

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger
Music by Alexander Nakarada

Join us this week for more improvised actual play D&D shenanigans as the adventuring party wake up in an inn the morning after the carnage that was Belciar's Magic Show. But where is Tatty? Nowhere to be seen, that's where. What manner of mischief is our minute gnome friend up to? Just how much damage did Belciar do last night? Will Hunnarsh get his cleaning deposit back after spending a night in the Inn's bridal suite? Find the answer tho these and many more questions in this weeks episode.

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Wraggy, Matt, Chanelle and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...    

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week for more improvised actual play D&D shenanigans as the adventuring party pick up the pieces after last week's interdimensional shit show. Will they managed to talk their way out of it? Just how good are Hunnarsh's diplomacy skills? How will the Penitentiary Inmates eat breakfast if the Kitchen is currently a flaming wreck pebbled dashed in dead daemon?

Find out the answers right here. So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Chris, Matt, Chanelle, Lewis and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...  

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)  

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Join us this week for more improvised actual play D&D shenanigans as the adventuring party finally attempt to break out of Nutbush Penitentiary. What escape plan does the old man Webbly Pebbles actually have? What role will the mysterious Kenku known as Squawk play? Will Tatty ever get back to his beloved Barbara? Find out the answers this week!

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Chris, Matt, Chanelle, Lewis and myself for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger
Music by Alexander Nakarada

This week's episode sees the adventuring party gather their wits as they look to undertake a daring raid into the Warden's office to steal a tube of haemorrhoid cream and a photo of his wife. What for you may ask? Other than for the sheer thrill of it? They had been tasked to do this in order to prove their worth by an elderly man and his Kenku companion who were looking to break out of the penitentiary.

How hard could it be? Amazingly it seems Aristobulus was the only person qualified to answer that question.

So come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy!

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

Theme music by Air Drawn Dagger

This week Callum Lee a.k.a CLeeDandD swings via the Podcast to chat all things TTRPG with us. We get into some fairly meaty subjects along the way covering every nook and cranny of geekdom with Chris Neal (the voice of Tatty Bojangles) riding shotgun on co-host duties.

So come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy! 

This week's episode is something a little bit special. We decided to take a week off from the campaign, make some fine arse cocktails and have a good old chat. The topics we covered range from light hearted stories and anecdotes through to a few serious topics that some of us wanted to express our feelings about.

Questions included...

How easy do you find it to roleplay?
Are there boundaries you won't cross in D&D?
What happens when a Dragonborn ejaculates?

So come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy! 

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)

This week's episode sees the adventuring party return somewhat victoriously to the ravaged coastal village of Palebank. But now that revenge has been sought, and violence paid back with violence what more can be done? This weeks episode truely tugs at your hearts strings in the hope of a happy ending. As one chapter of the narrative comes to a close, another is waiting in the wings. 

Due warning, this weeks episode, as ever, is not suitable for little ears. It contains a plethora of tricky topics and adult themes. With more four letter words than your mildly illiterate nan trying to play scrabble.  However if you speak fluent innuendo and have a thing for wizard's sleeves, them perhaps stay with us.

So come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy!

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragon(Croco)born Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

This week's episode sees the adventuring party continuing in their pitched battle against the militia of violently unhinged gnomes. Tatty must come face to face with his nemesis Skaal, Maud tries on a new outfit and Aristobulus shows that all is fair in love and war. 

Due warning, this week's episode has a few distressing scenes in it. Possibly dont play this episode in front of your Nan on a Sunday afternoon. You have been warned! But if you are alright with giant blue spectral phalluses and a liberal interpretation of the Geneva Convention then perhaps stay with us.

So come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy!  

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

This week's episode sees the adventuring party try to piece together the shattered remains of the community of survivors of the Palebank Village Massacre. Tears are shed, words are shared and boundaries are crossed. Containing possibly one of the most disturbing descriptions of a cow being milked you are likely to ever hear. Come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy!

This week's episode also contains a few shout outs to content creators from the wonderful #dnd & #ttrpg communities.

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

AJ introduces the Adventurers Anonymous podcast, the home of improvised fantasy fucknuggetry. 

This week's episode sees the adventuring party find themselves in the thick of the action at Palebank Village. Dead bodies lie scattered across the snowy ground as the village burns around them. Tatty has to act fast if he is to save a tortured stranger. While Hunnarsh and Belciar investigate strange goings on at the local church. With all the usual fun packed, improvised fantasy nonsense.  Enjoy!

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

This week's episode sees the adventuring party descending from the  Flotket Alps and setting off towards Palebank Village with the Dwarven Glassblades. Along the way they will truly know what it is to embrace nature, meeting all things bright and beautiful. Alpine life will never be the same again. But before long, events take a sinister twist as they finally arrive at the village and are shocked to the core by what they see. Enjoy!

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

This week's episode sees the adventuring party leave the Dwarven city of Uthodurn, high up in the Flotket Alps and set off towards Palebank Village with the Glassblades. Descending from the mountaintops proves to be more perilous than they first expected as they stumbled upon a roadblock. Tune in for your usual fix of fun fantasy frolics. Enjoy!

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

Straight back into the thick of it this week, we pick back up with the adventuring party as they find themselves in possession of stollen horses and a carriage on the edge of the Savalirwood. Making an unexpected friend along the way they set off on a journey of discovery North into the Greying Wildlands.

Fun, fish and frozen wastelands await them. Enjoy!

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)

Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)

Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)

Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)

Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)

Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

With some of the cast members away the remainder of us thought we would take the chance to sit back and chat about the characters and inspirations for this podcast. What was meant to be a light hearted romp soon took a dark turn. I swear to god I'm starting to think I'm there therapist! Please do enjoy.

Following the discovery of the final Orb of Tartarus, our gang of alcoholics make their way to see Tessarion in hopes of claiming a reward. Hunarsh deals with an unexpected conversation. Aristobulus gets some heartfelt advice. Tatty questions Tessarion's motives. Celebrating their success with the Elves in their tent city, Belciar gets the chance to really ham it up, and Maud's past rears its ugly head. 

Revelations abound and loyalties are tested in the closing episode of our first story arc. Enjoy!

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)

Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)

Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)

Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)

Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)

Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

Feeling fresh from their foray into grave robbery, our adventurers break into the Old Cathedral and meet new adversaries. Some of them with unreasonably suggestive names...

• Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger (Chris Neal)
• Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
• Hunarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
• Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
• Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
• Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

In this week's episode the adventuring party take in a light spot of grave robbery in a bid to track down the next Orb of Tartarus. New friends are made, old friends are alienated and everyone see's things they wish they hadn't. Fairies, shovels and dark humour abound, in an episode that is quite literally, close to the bone.

• Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger (Chris Neal)
• Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
• Hunarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
• Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
• Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (AJ Jackson)
• Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

In this weeks episode, the party of inept adventurers takes stock of it's current situation whilst doing its level best to pick up the pieces (of Tatty) after last week's debacle. If they are going to find the next Orb they are going to have to overcome set backs and puzzles and try look past the most awkward romantic faux-pas since Oedipus accidentally swiped right on his Mum.

• Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger (Chris Neal)
• Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
• Hunarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
• Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
• Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
• Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

In this week's episode, we get back to the main campaign after a few weeks off with bonus episodes. We pick back up with the adventuring party as they set off to the old Observatory in search of the remaining Orbs of Tartarus. As ever, nothing is quite what it seems and despite Aristobulus' best efforts with his new found shovel, tragedy strikes.  

• Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger (Chris Neal) 
• Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
• Hunarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
• Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
• Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
• Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)

PLEASE NOTE: The audio quality of these early episodes is low but the fun is real. We have left them here to showcase the journey we've come on as a podcast. If you can't take the audio quality please skip ahead a bunch of episodes.

Showing up on Brannigan's the Brown's doorstep like a jealous ex-lover, the land shark almost decimates our heroic drunks before the old, racist wizard miraculously saves the day. The party ruins more of Brannigan's garden before he hurries them on their way to Molaesmyr's Old Observatory.

• Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
• Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger (Chris Neal)
• Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
• Hunarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
• Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)
• Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)