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Adventures in College Safety

Adventures in College Safety

By Adventures In College Safety
Adventures in College Safety is a fiction comedy podcast about a group of misfit college security guards and their friends that engage in some hilarious shenanigans, misadventures, and mayhem while working the overnight shift Pleasant Valley Community College in the early 2000's.
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Phil's Holiday Greeting
Phil says happy bunny day!
00:27
April 17, 2022
Episode 5: Hey Mr. Dispatcher
When the regular dispatcher call out sick, a morning radio DJ fills in for him Cast Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek Darin - Josh Valladares Phil - Halrawk Tommy - Andrew Scott Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello Captain Cooke - Derek Bennison Beef Vegan - Paul Reinbach Nancy - Zylaar Cross Female Student #1 - Courtzie Female Student # 2 - Zylaar Cross
23:38
April 01, 2022
Mini-Episode 5: Human Resources
After a prank goes wrong at a Basketball game, the guys find themselves in a meeting with HR. CAST Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon HR Lady- Zylaar Cross Game Announcer - Derek Deutsch Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://patreon.com/adventuresincollegesafety
08:28
February 23, 2022
(Not so mini) Mini-Episode 4: Family Reunion
When Phil gets himself and the guys into debt with Gina, she collects by having them pretend to be her family to impress her real family. It goes just about how you might expect.  CAST Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon Gina - Zylaar Cross Richard - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon Clifford - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon Tammy - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Uncle Cravin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Sleezy Man - Paul Reinbach Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://patreon.com/adventuresincollegesafety 
19:10
February 16, 2022
Episode 4: Bathroom Ghosts
Captain Balding is back on 3rd shift and the guys meet Kenny the new work study officer for them to train. They decide to play some haunting pranks to test his nerves...well and because it's just so fun.  CAST Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Tommy - Andrew Scott - Drewcifer_9000 Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon Lt. Brand - Joseph Dumpster Jesus - Paul Reinbach Damian - GothFoxVK - @ThatGothFox Julia - Gina Moravec - @GinaM9816 Kenny - Kyle Bonn Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow
29:40
February 09, 2022
Mini-Episode 3: College Safety Undercover
Captain Balding conducts an "off the books" undercover operation to eradicate drugs on the PVCC campus once and for all, but things take a bit of a turn.  Cast Narrator Darin – Derek Deutsch Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek Darin - Josh Valladares Phil - Halrawk Captain Cooke - Derek Benison Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello Female Student # 1 - Courtzie Jock - Kyle Bonn Music and SFX by:  https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow  -  @ThatCollegeShow
09:27
February 02, 2022
Episode 3: Not So Fast and Only Mildly Furious
While Phil is busy pulling pranks at the library Joey, Tommy and Darin accidentally start an underground golf cart racing extravaganza. Captain Balding's early return threatens to spoil the fun, but a fun distraction might save the day!  CAST  Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy  Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ  Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh  Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk  Tommy - Andrew Scott - Drewcifer_9000  Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon  Lt. Brand - Joseph  Dumpster Jesus - Paul Reinbach  Damian - GothFoxVK - @ThatGothFox  Julia - Gina Moravec - @GinaM9816  Dispatcher - Thomas O'Brien - @tombeeeeeeeeeee  Gina - Zylaar Cross  Joey - Levi Ross  Kenny - Kyle Bonn  Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter!  https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow
25:39
January 26, 2022
Mini-Episode 2: What's Alpaca with You?
One quiet night, Tommy and Phil stumble across an alpaca while on patrol. Naturally, Phil wants to be a cowboy.   Cast  Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy  Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ  Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk  Tommy - Andrew Scott @drewcifer_9000  Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Patreon!  https://patreon.com/adventuresincollegesafety or @ThatCollegeShow on twitter.
04:26
January 19, 2022
Episode 2: Who Let That Dog Out
Balding "supervises" 3rd shift from afar and while Tommy and Darin try out a faster way to get things done Phil gets suited up for some mischief.  Cast Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy  Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ  Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh  Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk  Tommy - Andrew Scott - @ Drewcifer_9000  Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello @secretVVeapon  Lt. Brand - Joseph  Megan McHottie - Mig-Anne Gotham  Damian - GothFoxVK - @ThatGothFox  Julia - Gina Moravec - @GinaM9816  Dispatcher - Thomas O'Brien - @tombeeeeeeeeeee  Gina - Zylaar Cross  Joey - Levi Ross  Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter!  https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow
28:15
January 12, 2022
Teaser: It's Finally Here... And People Are Excited.
Thank you ALL and Happy Friday! ACS is finally here and here's how excited we are... #newpodcast #scripted #comedy #funny #offensive lacGWg6L6Yp9kbV11Pu3
00:59
January 07, 2022
Mini-Episode 1: Tabletop Storm
When a storm has the guys stuck in the office they try to pass the time with a little tabletop RPG action. It gets weird.  Cast Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy  Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ  Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Tommy - Andrew Scott @drewcifer_9000 Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello @secretVVeapon Music and SFX by:  www.videvo.net Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow
06:30
January 05, 2022
Episode 1: Training Day (Pilot)
Come along as the adventures begin. Darin and Phil re-live the "good old days" as college safety officers (security guards) on the over night shift at a community college in a nowhere Arizona town of Pleasant Valley. Learn how it all started right here. This is training day.   Cast  Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy  Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ  Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh  Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk  Tommy - Andrew Scott @drewcifer_9000  Captain Cooke - Derek Benison  Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello @secretVVeapon  Dispatcher - Thomas O'Brien - @tombeeeeeeeeeee  Megan McHottie - Mig-Anne Gotham  Lt. Brand - Joseph   Gina - Zylaar Cross  Joey - Levi Ross  Katsuka – Amazingmax (Avdeyev Maksim) - @AmazingmaxAM  Music and SFX by:  https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow
32:16
January 05, 2022
Wonderful World of ACS Teaser
A brief introduction...sorta...of the show and some of the colorful characters! #funnystuff #comedypodcast
02:59
November 24, 2021
ACS the Musical? - Teaser
What if Adventures in College Safety were a musical? Well it would be if Lt. Brand had anything to say about it. 
00:51
November 20, 2021
New Students Teaser
A couple of new students meet Captain Balding. 
00:60
November 20, 2021
Phil and Darin Teaser
They guys hint at what to expect.
00:60
November 07, 2021
Narrator Darin Teaser 2
Have you ever wondered....?
00:22
November 07, 2021
Narrator Darin Teaser
A little intro to what all the madness is about...sorta.
01:00
October 24, 2021
Captain Balding Teaser
Adventures in College Safety is a scripted comedy podcast about a couple of friends (Darin and Phil) looking back on the shenanigans, misadventures, and mayhem they got up to while working the overnight shift for a college safety department at a community college in the desert town of Pleasant Valley in the early 2000's. COMING SOON!!!!
01:00
October 24, 2021