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Adventures in College Safety

Adventures in College Safety

By Adventures In College Safety

Adventures in College Safety is a fiction comedy podcast about a group of misfit college security guards and their friends that engage in some hilarious shenanigans, misadventures, and mayhem while working the overnight shift Pleasant Valley Community College in the early 2000's.
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Mini-Episode 3: College Safety Undercover

Adventures in College SafetyFeb 02, 2022

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Phil's Holiday Greeting

Phil's Holiday Greeting

Phil says happy bunny day!

Apr 17, 202200:27
Episode 5: Hey Mr. Dispatcher

Episode 5: Hey Mr. Dispatcher

When the regular dispatcher call out sick, a morning radio DJ fills in for him

Cast

Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch

Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek

Darin - Josh Valladares

Phil - Halrawk

Tommy - Andrew Scott

Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello

Captain Cooke - Derek Bennison

Beef Vegan - Paul Reinbach

Nancy - Zylaar Cross

Female Student #1 - Courtzie

Female Student # 2 - Zylaar Cross

Apr 01, 202223:38
Mini-Episode 5: Human Resources

Mini-Episode 5: Human Resources

After a prank goes wrong at a Basketball game, the guys find themselves in a meeting with HR.


CAST

Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy

Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ

Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh

Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk

Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon

HR Lady- Zylaar Cross

Game Announcer - Derek Deutsch

Music and SFX by:

https://www.videvo.net/

Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter!

https://patreon.com/adventuresincollegesafety

Feb 23, 202208:28
(Not so mini) Mini-Episode 4: Family Reunion

(Not so mini) Mini-Episode 4: Family Reunion

When Phil gets himself and the guys into debt with Gina, she collects by having them pretend to be her family to impress her real family. It goes just about how you might expect. 


CAST

Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy

Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ

Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh

Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk

Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon

Gina - Zylaar Cross

Richard - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon

Clifford - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon

Tammy - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy

Uncle Cravin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy

Sleezy Man - Paul Reinbach


Music and SFX by:

https://www.videvo.net/

Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter!

https://patreon.com/adventuresincollegesafety 

Feb 16, 202219:10
Episode 4: Bathroom Ghosts

Episode 4: Bathroom Ghosts

Captain Balding is back on 3rd shift and the guys meet Kenny the new work study officer for them to train. They decide to play some haunting pranks to test his nerves...well and because it's just so fun. 

CAST

Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy

Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ

Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh

Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk

Tommy - Andrew Scott - Drewcifer_9000

Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon

Lt. Brand - Joseph

Dumpster Jesus - Paul Reinbach

Damian - GothFoxVK - @ThatGothFox

Julia - Gina Moravec - @GinaM9816

Kenny - Kyle Bonn

Music and SFX by:

https://www.videvo.net/

Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter!

https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow


Feb 09, 202229:40
Mini-Episode 3: College Safety Undercover

Mini-Episode 3: College Safety Undercover

Captain Balding conducts an "off the books" undercover operation to eradicate drugs on the PVCC campus once and for all, but things take a bit of a turn. 


Cast

Narrator Darin – Derek Deutsch

Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek

Darin - Josh Valladares

Phil - Halrawk

Captain Cooke - Derek Benison

Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello

Female Student # 1 - Courtzie

Jock - Kyle Bonn


Music and SFX by: 

https://www.videvo.net/


Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter!

https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow  -  @ThatCollegeShow


Feb 02, 202209:27
Episode 3: Not So Fast and Only Mildly Furious

Episode 3: Not So Fast and Only Mildly Furious

While Phil is busy pulling pranks at the library Joey, Tommy and Darin accidentally start an underground golf cart racing extravaganza. Captain Balding's early return threatens to spoil the fun, but a fun distraction might save the day! 

CAST 

Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy 

Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ 

Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh 

Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk 

Tommy - Andrew Scott - Drewcifer_9000 

Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon 

Lt. Brand - Joseph 

Dumpster Jesus - Paul Reinbach 

Damian - GothFoxVK - @ThatGothFox 

Julia - Gina Moravec - @GinaM9816 

Dispatcher - Thomas O'Brien - @tombeeeeeeeeeee 

Gina - Zylaar Cross 

Joey - Levi Ross 

Kenny - Kyle Bonn 


Music and SFX by:

https://www.videvo.net/


Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter!

 https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow

Jan 26, 202225:39
Mini-Episode 2: What's Alpaca with You?

Mini-Episode 2: What's Alpaca with You?

One quiet night, Tommy and Phil stumble across an alpaca while on patrol. Naturally, Phil wants to be a cowboy.  

Cast 

Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy 

Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ 

Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk 

Tommy - Andrew Scott @drewcifer_9000 


Music and SFX by:

https://www.videvo.net/


Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Patreon! 

https://patreon.com/adventuresincollegesafety or @ThatCollegeShow on twitter.

Jan 19, 202204:26
Episode 2: Who Let That Dog Out

Episode 2: Who Let That Dog Out

Balding "supervises" 3rd shift from afar and while Tommy and Darin try out a faster way to get things done Phil gets suited up for some mischief. 

Cast

Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy 

Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ 

Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh 

Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk 

Tommy - Andrew Scott - @ Drewcifer_9000 

Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello @secretVVeapon 

Lt. Brand - Joseph 

Megan McHottie - Mig-Anne Gotham 

Damian - GothFoxVK - @ThatGothFox 

Julia - Gina Moravec - @GinaM9816 

Dispatcher - Thomas O'Brien - @tombeeeeeeeeeee 

Gina - Zylaar Cross 

Joey - Levi Ross 


Music and SFX by:

https://www.videvo.net/


Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! 

https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow

Jan 12, 202228:15
Mini-Episode 1: Tabletop Storm

Mini-Episode 1: Tabletop Storm

When a storm has the guys stuck in the office they try to pass the time with a little tabletop RPG action. It gets weird. 


Cast

Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy 

Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ 

Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh

Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk

Tommy - Andrew Scott @drewcifer_9000

Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello @secretVVeapon

Music and SFX by: 

www.videvo.net

Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter!

https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow


Jan 05, 202206:30
Episode 1: Training Day (Pilot)

Episode 1: Training Day (Pilot)

Come along as the adventures begin. Darin and Phil re-live the "good old days" as college safety officers (security guards) on the over night shift at a community college in a nowhere Arizona town of Pleasant Valley. Learn how it all started right here. This is training day.  

Cast 

Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy 

Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ 

Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh 

Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk 

Tommy - Andrew Scott @drewcifer_9000 

Captain Cooke - Derek Benison 

Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello @secretVVeapon 

Dispatcher - Thomas O'Brien - @tombeeeeeeeeeee 

Megan McHottie - Mig-Anne Gotham

 Lt. Brand - Joseph  

Gina - Zylaar Cross 

Joey - Levi Ross 

Katsuka – Amazingmax (Avdeyev Maksim) - @AmazingmaxAM 

Music and SFX by: 

https://www.videvo.net/

Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow

Jan 05, 202232:16
Wonderful World of ACS Teaser

Wonderful World of ACS Teaser

A brief introduction...sorta...of the show and some of the colorful characters!


#funnystuff #comedypodcast

Nov 24, 202102:59
New Students Teaser

New Students Teaser

A couple of new students meet Captain Balding. 

Nov 20, 202100:60
Narrator Darin Teaser

Narrator Darin Teaser

A little intro to what all the madness is about...sorta.

Oct 24, 202101:00
Captain Balding Teaser

Captain Balding Teaser

Adventures in College Safety is a scripted comedy podcast about a couple of friends (Darin and Phil) looking back on the shenanigans, misadventures, and mayhem they got up to while working the overnight shift for a college safety department at a community college in the desert town of Pleasant Valley in the early 2000's. COMING SOON!!!!

Oct 24, 202101:00