The Schitt's Creek After Show Podcast

David is woken up by the news that his outdoor wedding location has been rained out. (How bad could that be?)

Patrick leaves David with the gift of a massage. (How happy could he be?)

Alexis selects a a white dress 'with a 'head cover thingy.' (How much more wedding gownier could it be?)

Moira officiates the wedding dressed as a fashionista pope. (Could she be any more Regalialic?)

Johnny and Moira Rose leave Schitt's Creek leaving their children behind. (How much more beautiful and wonderful could we all be for the gift of a series like this?)

• Hosted by: Rachel Swindler, Loren Kling, and Megan Gallagher

In tonight’s two part finale episode, we see the journey of the Rose family start to come to an end. While it seems Moira, Johnny and Alexis are bound for New York, David and Patrick have their sights set on a quaint little house right in Schitt’s Creek. Between Moira headed for The big screen for a Sunrise Bay re-boot or watching that tender moment between Stevie and David on the car. The first part of this finale had us all up in our feelings.

• Hosts: Loren Kling @lorenkling Megan Gallagher @meganwgallagher Rachel Swindler @rachelswindler

Sarah Levy ("Twyla Sands") joins us on the Afterbuzz TV after show to discuss season 6, episode 12 "The Pitch."

Johnny, Stevie, and Roland head to New York to pitch their "Rosebud Motel Group" idea but it finds a less than friendly "Shark Tank."

Meanwhile, the other three Roses make plans for a move back to New York while the rest of the town wonders if the idea is premature.

Where Patrick is normally laid back and accommodating to David's antics he gives a less-than-excited glance towards Stevie that a move to the Big Apple is very much not what he signed up for.

Hosts: Rachel Swindler, Megan Gallagher, and Loren Kling

Stevie takes David and Patrick on a "fun" bachelor party adventure to the Elmdale Escape Room where David freaks out, Patrick yells like an excited little kid, Johnny really needs his phone, and Moira just wants to drink.

After turning down the "Sunrise Bay" reboot, Moira books a radio spot for "Larry Air." The pay is horrible, Moira doesn't want to be there and, after she walks out of the room, Alexis' impression of her mom reading the lines is wonderfully worse!

Johnny reaches out to an old business contact who he's hoping will help finance the Rosebud Motel chain.

Alexis gets multiple signs of and about the Galapagos and wonders what it all means.

• Tonight's show was hosted by: Rachel Swinder, Megan Gallagher, and Loren Kling.

Moira’s former “Sunrise Bay” producer shows up to Schitt’s Creek with big news while Alexis discovers that “Vivian Blake” was killed off the show by a jealous co-star.The new Rosebud Motel has some serious termite issues which rattles Johnny just as he’s about to open up his wallet for David’s wedding catering.

Today's After Show Was Hosted By: Rachel Swindler (@rachelswindler), Megan Gallagher (@meganwgallagher), Loren Kling (@LorenKling)

After breaking up with Ted, Alexis gets back into the dating scene under the watchful eye of Johnny Rose. Things go much better than expected when David and Patrick hire Jocelyn to work at the Apothecary but she has other ideas. Moira makes amends with the people of “Schitt’s Creek” after she describes the town as “the last place she’d ever want to end up.”

Today's After Show Was Hosted By: Rachel Swindler and Loren Kling.

It was ribbon cutting day for the owners of the second Rosebud Motel -- Johnny & Moira and Jocelyn & Roland -- but a question arises about who’s going to “christen” the Presidential Suite.

Ted returns from the Galapagos for a quick visit with Alexis but reality sets in for the both of them over a nice dinner and a very tender moment at Cafe Tropical.

David and Patrick visit Ray to get engagement pics done but Ray’s ideas don’t sit well with a very particular groom. Meanwhile, Patrick returns from a day spa spray tan many shades darker than anybody wants to see.

Today's After Show Was Hosted By: Rachel Swindler (@rachelswindler),Megan Gallagher (@meganwgallagher), Loren Kling (@lorenkling)

Alexis is the brand manager for a spiritual retreat, but doesn’t realize that it might be a cult. Herb Erlinger loves “The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening” and wants to honor Moira with a “Moira Rosé” but she and David can’t seem to find the right blend of banana and ground fruit to make it palatable. And, finally, Johnny attempts to have the soon-to-be father-in-law talk with Patrick but can’t seem to get the right words out… or any for that matter.

Today's After Show Was Hosted By: Loren Kling (@LorenKling) and Megan Gallagher (@meganwgallagher).

Alexis runs an amazing PR coup by positioning the horrific “The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening” red carpet fiasco as an elaborate stunt.

Patrick meets David’s (and Stevie’s) almost-”Throuple” and agree to go to Jake’s party.

Bob is single and reluctant to mingle and does about as good as Bob could despite the efforts by Johnny, Ronnie, and Roland.

Moira has a rare heart-to-heart with her daughter suggesting that Alexis consider her new found PR success over leaving Schitt’s Creek to meet up with Ted.

Today's After Show Was Hosted By: Loren Kling, Megan Gallagher, and Rachel Swindler

The grass is not always greener on the other side so, going with her gut feeling -- as discussed in Chapter 1 of “Fast Forward to Success” by Johnny Rose -- Stevie wants back in to the motel business.

On a post-wisdom tooth medication high Patrick want to raise a kid with David. Later on, a more sober Patrick takes it back.

Alexis is under the gun to turn the Schitt’s Creek premiere of TCHE3 into a screening and then back into a red carpet event after Moira hears a positive review of the movie from “Orinthology Today.” The review put a pep back into her step!

• Today's After Show Was Hosted By: Rachel Swindler (@rachelswindler), Megan Gallagher (@meganwgallagher), and Loren Kling (@lorenkling).

The Crows Have Eyes III: The Crowning is released and Miora gets some mixed reaction, especially from her best friend Twyla. Alexis thinks she's going to be the Maid Of Honor but SHOCKER David asked Stevie because he thought Alexis wouldn't be in town. Alexis decides she going to tell Stevie she will actually be taking over that role not her. But Alexis has a change of heart in the tux studio when Stevie has a breakdown. But no worries, David asks Alexis to give him away! Roland and Johnny come across a bag of money and a loaded gun in one of the rooms of their new hotel and are worried it's a squatter, he claims to be a lawyer who has an extended stay at the hotel, but is he?

Today's After Show Was Hosted By: Loren Kling, Rachel Swindler, Megan Gallagher.

In this episode titled "The Job Interview", Stevie and David compete for the new job at Larry Air. Then, we see John and Roland try to get a loan to buy the other motel, but John doesn't have any money to his name. Then, we see Alexis and Ted's relationship blossom while he is away at the Galapagos Islands. They Skype and make it romantic which is super sweet to see!

• Today's After Show Was Hosted By: Megan Gallagher( @meganwgallagher), Nikki Bailey( @nikkibailey_) and Loren Kling( @lorenkling)@Ebonechatman12

David gets embarrassed over a childhood issue that resurfaces while Patrick makes the best out of the situation. Johnny, Stevie, and Roland visit an area motel with the intent of adding on to the "Rosebud Motel" empire but arrive at the worst possible time. Moira is forced to take on social media to promote "The Crows Have Eyes III" and accidentally forgets to turn off her live video stream while discussing David's "oopsie daisy" with Patrick.

Today's After Show Was Hosted By: Rachel Swindler (@rachelswindler), Loren Kling (@lorenkling), and Megan Gallagher (@meganwgallagher)

Love brings Joe along to celebrate her parents' vow renewal. During the getaway, Joe finds that Forty's new love-interest is his formerly-deceased ex whom now goes by "Amy Adams". While Forty tries to earn his father's approval, he relapses and causes a scene. Love tries to pick up the pieces only to be faced with the devasting disappointment of her mother. Joe and Candace have a tug of war over their own demise, while keeping their murky past a secret.

• Today's After Show Was Hosted By: Takira Shabrae' and Cody Epperson