Aging Disgracefully with Carolyn Meyer
By Carolyn Meyer
Aging Disgracefully with Carolyn MeyerDec 01, 2020
Episode #36: The Cunning Linguist Speaks Words of Wisdom
Be careful – be very careful – what you call me.
Lusty Bangor – Romance Doctor and Sex Therapist
Porn star, candidate for mayor – back again to tell us how to do love and sex right.
Reinventing Myself: Part II – A Change of Life, But Not What You Think It Is
What happens when a well-ordered life takes off in a wild new direction.
Reinventing Myself: Part I - My New Life as An Old Lady
Inside every old woman there’s a young chick wondering what the hell happened.
Directions for Aging Disgracefully
My unlikely and totally unpredictable career as comedian and storyteller.
Everything is Better in The Morning
As a morning person, I promise you - everything is better in the morning.
Hey, Mister Catfish!
Here's practical guidance on how to succeed as a catish.
The Best Time for Sex
Welcome to aging disgracefully...a weekly oddcast of seriously funny and sometimes raunchy monologues. I’m Carolyn Meyer, and i have a story for you! Stay with me for episode #29: the best time for sex.
Beauty Advice from Lusty Bangor, Influencer
Influencer, porn star, and candidate for mayor – is back again with beauty on her mind.
Last Words: Writing My Obituary
No one else could write my obituary as well as I can.
My Undocumented Affair With A Famous Writer
Why didn’t somebody interview me for the biography of Philip Roth?
How to Be A Writer – and Survive
My father said I needed to learn to type, in case I couldn’t find a husband. So I became a writer.
Bidets, Bikinis, and the Mystery of Life
My seventh grade sex education class didn't cover everything.
Guess Who’s Coming to Visit!
Tracking down my dad’s former sweetheart may not be a great idea.
Dear Diaries
Diaries my father should not have kept - or saved – but I’m glad he did.
Another Conversation with Lusty Bangor
Lusty is back, and she’s running for mayor of Albuquerque.
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
My Mother’s Secret
Just when I think I know everything, I find out I don’t.
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
The Musical
Once again my mother is doomed to disappointment.
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
In The Nude For Love
Those naked baby pictures start a trend for photos without clothes.
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
You can read this and other stories on my blog at FunnyCarolyn.com.
In the Back Seat
From the time I’m sixteen, the car plays a key role in my sex life.
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
You can read this and other stories on my blog at FunnyCarolyn.com.
Meet the Cougars
Older women, younger men, and the Duchess of Alba as a role model.
Winging It
Traveling to foreign countries is a challenge - and sometimes so is coming home
Another Interview with Lusty Bangor
Old Houses, Unsuitable Men
Old houses can be transformed. Men can't.
No Smoking Please
There are some things you really shouldn't try.
Disgrace from an early age
It always seemed to my mother that I went out of my way to embarrass her.
Indoorsy Type
I hate P.E. classes, fail at every sport, and still can't stand on my head.
Captain Carolyn, Junior Commando
Captain Carolyn addresses patriotism and other questionable virtues.
Fashion Misstatements
My taste in clothes is an embarrassment to my mother - until it isn't.
A Conversation with Lusty Bangor, Porn Star
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
The Killer Chef
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
Underwear Anxiety: The journey from sagging garter belts and stuffed brassieres to thongs and Spanx.
Underwear Anxiety: The journey from sagging garter belts and stuffed brassieres to thongs and Spanx.
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
The Wedding Planner
Dumped right before the wedding, twice! Divorced, twice! But a better ending lies ahead.
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
The Curse of the Only Child
It's not about being spoiled; it's about not having a sister to blame.
Continuing Sex Education with Carolyn Meyer
Learning about sex is like learning a language: the earlier you start, the more fluent you become.
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
Young Lady Seeks Younger Man
The dumb things people say to silver-haired women, and the perils of online dating.
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.
You can read this and other stories on my blog at FunnyCarolyn.com.
But do come back next week for Episode #2: Continuing Sex Education. And be sure to subscribe!
Aging Disgracefully
Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.