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A Healthy Obsession

A Healthy Obsession

By Small Goal Soccer

A Healthy Obsession is a soccer podcast with an irreverent take on the global game. With 2 weekly episodes we take a look at the weeks happenings in global soccer with a fun spin on things.

Our 2 hosts are Adam Thelwell and Tom Hurdle both from England living in Phoenix, AZ.

While the show focuses around the EPL we take the time to chime in on all the top stories and funny bits from around the world.
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Ep. 149 - Derby day blues, Arteta gamesmanship & Dildo protests

A Healthy Obsession Mar 08, 2022

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Ep. 221 - Into the night. It's short & sweet

Ep. 221 - Into the night. It's short & sweet

Spurs implode. All Manchester in the FA Cup final. Arsenal continue to bottle it. You know the flavors. It's AHO.

Apr 25, 202320:34
Ep. 220 - Chelsea chaos, A.I takeover, Arsenal bottling it.. Again.

Ep. 220 - Chelsea chaos, A.I takeover, Arsenal bottling it.. Again.

What more can we say. It's getting down to it. In the world and the world of football. Life comes at you fast and Chelsea fans know that better than anyone. We cover the highs and lows of the football weekend and of course weigh in with some life updates. AHO MAFIA.

Apr 19, 202342:45
Ep. 219 - Arsenal stutter, City cruise & Lampard's in

Ep. 219 - Arsenal stutter, City cruise & Lampard's in

We're coming down to the wire in the EPL and it's all on the line as we discuss a quality match at Anfield. City seem to smash everyone in their path and Frank Lampard is back at Chelsea... Somehow. Tune in and listen to the debate. AHO.

Apr 12, 202344:38
Ep. 218 - We're back.. Again. But this time we mean it.

Ep. 218 - We're back.. Again. But this time we mean it.

We know you're thirsty for the AHO so here is the juice. Tom finally managed to take 30 mins from his 20 jobs and talk to me about life and football. It felt therapeutic and annoying all at once. So you as a listener should love it. The show is brought to you by Unitedcon July 28th in Vegas

Apr 05, 202331:56
Ep. 217 - The boys are back in town

Ep. 217 - The boys are back in town

After some travel, some love, some heart ache the lads are back in the booth spitting fire. Football is on the menu and so is a global update on our recent adventures. Don't sleep on the AHO boys we're men of the world. Come and feel the fiber of our fabric. 

Mar 15, 202344:10
Ep. 216 - Dubravka, Chicken & Egg & Dear Diary

Ep. 216 - Dubravka, Chicken & Egg & Dear Diary

City slip. Arsenal recover. United on fire. It's a battle at the top and it's heating up down the bottom in the EPL as the results are all over the shop. We're chatting about the weeks action and going into life's great mysteries... It's AHO

Feb 20, 202339:11
Ep. 215 - Conte on fumes, Arsenal wobble and UFO's

Ep. 215 - Conte on fumes, Arsenal wobble and UFO's

Love or hate us you're reading this. That means you want it. So get this weeks AHO in your ears and feel the emotions. Good or bad

We've got a quick one today. Looking at the EPL action and the weeks life round ups for the AHO lads. Let's go. 

Feb 15, 202334:32
Ep. 214 - Vegas review, 6v6 World Cup & EPL chatter

Ep. 214 - Vegas review, 6v6 World Cup & EPL chatter

It's a day late we know. Maybe even a dollar short.. But we're here. And we recorded. We've just about recovered from our Las Vegas exploits and we're covering the winners from our National tournament in Vegas. 

We also cover the premier league latest with some shock wins for Spurs, Everton and lots of wins down at the bottom to price up the relegation battle. 

Come in. Take your shoes off. Live the beautiful life. AHO time. 

Feb 09, 202342:15
Ep. 213 - Identity Theft, FA Cup & Dyche is back

Ep. 213 - Identity Theft, FA Cup & Dyche is back

The wait is over. Who is ready for some thunder. Or at least some drizzle. We've got some. FA Cup which Tom hasn't seen. Pet Monkeys. Nathan Ake. Will Still is our hero and so much more. Let's get it up you.
Jan 31, 202336:59
Ep. 212 - Arsenal fly, Thomas Cries & Vegas looms

Ep. 212 - Arsenal fly, Thomas Cries & Vegas looms

Say what you want but Arsenal are cruising at Man United and Spurs expense. The pain is real. But we're big boys so we're podding anyway. Covering the weeks action and loads more bits from life in the Arizona desert. Here's the AHO show. 

Jan 24, 202340:10
Ep. 211 - Derby Days, Tommy's Fury & Klopps Tears

Ep. 211 - Derby Days, Tommy's Fury & Klopps Tears

Mixed feelings in the pod after a weekend of derbys for the lads. Happy for Man United and sad for Spurs. Liverpools misery compounds as does Evertons and we cover all the other action in the world and the Premier League. Enjoy it. Life's short. 

Jan 17, 202353:58
Ep. 210 - Bluffers, Team USA & FA Cup

Ep. 210 - Bluffers, Team USA & FA Cup

Listen up and listen good. We have a problem. Roberto Martinez. Do we love his audacity or hate it. Simeone might be on the move. FA Cup action and Tom discusses his experience as Team USA coach and entering a podcast team into the National 6v6 event. Let's go! 

Jan 11, 202340:10
Ep. 209 - New Year, same Spurs, What day is it & more?

Ep. 209 - New Year, same Spurs, What day is it & more?

It's a haze of football. Nobody knows what day it is. What competition is being played? We're figuring it all out today on the first AHO show of 2023. Happy New Year goons. Let's smash it this year. 

Jan 04, 202336:25
Ep. 208 - They Think It's All Over..

Ep. 208 - They Think It's All Over..

It is now. And what an ending to the 2022 World Cup. We're breaking down some thoughts on the tournament at large and cover an explosive final with Messi getting his crown. Happy Holidays to everyone from the AHO Firm. 

Dec 20, 202231:42
Ep. 207 - World Cup Catch Up

Ep. 207 - World Cup Catch Up

Kane bottles it. Morocco handle Portugal and urinal chat. Seems about right doesn't it? Let's catch up on this weeks happenings as we lead up to the final 3 games of the 22' WC. 

Dec 13, 202241:52
Ep. 206 - Round of 16 Is Done. Let's talk about it

Ep. 206 - Round of 16 Is Done. Let's talk about it

The World Cup is flying by and it's onwards to the Quarter Finals. There's no games on Wednesday so we're filling the void with a look at all the Round of 16 games and ahead to the weekends juicy action. Tune in. 

Dec 07, 202236:53
Ep. 205 - An Irishman in Israel gives us an update from Qatar

Ep. 205 - An Irishman in Israel gives us an update from Qatar

We've got a quick one for you today as we catch up with Global Football Expert Dean McGeady Robinson who is now back in Israel after spending time at the Qatar World Cup. He gives us a glimpse of what it was like on the ground in Doha and his thoughts on the WC so far. Enjoy! 

Dec 02, 202224:54
Ep. 204 - Update From Qatar

Ep. 204 - Update From Qatar

We're hitting you with all the updates from the Qatar World Cup. And boy is it getting juicy..

Also join us for the USA match on Tuesday at 12pm in Tempe if you're about. Cheers! 

Nov 29, 202233:37
Ep. 203 - World Cup Fever Is Here.. Sort Of

Ep. 203 - World Cup Fever Is Here.. Sort Of

It's a bit like Saturday Night fever with less dancing. The Qatar World Cup is officially off and running. We're breaking down the happenings thus far and giving you the fuel you need to get through whatever it is you do while you listen to this abomination of a show. Let's have it you beauties! 

Nov 23, 202237:12
Ep. 200 - The World Cup Preview Show

Ep. 200 - The World Cup Preview Show

With only 4 days until kick off in Qatar there's only one place we can go for this weeks preview show... That's to Israel logically to connect up with our International Football Expert, Deano McGeady.

We catch up with Dean on his life in Israel, get his preview on the groups, golden boot and predictions for eventual winners. 

Dean will be AHO's boots on the ground LIVE in Doha so we'll have loads of quality content for you over the course of the tournament. 

Nov 17, 202238:15
Ep. 202 - Pub Quiz, City stutter & Viva Ronaldo?

Ep. 202 - Pub Quiz, City stutter & Viva Ronaldo?

Do you really like it? Is it wicked? Well it's coming thick and fast in your ears, it's the AHO Weekly Show! Let's have some chat about the world of football. From EPL, Ronaldo and the World Cup on the horizon. Open your hearts and let AHO be one with you. 

Nov 15, 202242:45
Ep. 201 - We're skipping Ep. 200...

Ep. 201 - We're skipping Ep. 200...

Not entirely sure why but we decided to skip episode 200.. So this is 201.  We're previewing the USMNT and England rosters after they announced their World Cup squads. We peak into the final weekend of EPL action before the WC and make some predictions about how the matches will shake out. Let's make your dreams a reality. 

Nov 11, 202232:57
Ep. 199 - Newcastle roll on, Arsenal stay top & Slam poetry

Ep. 199 - Newcastle roll on, Arsenal stay top & Slam poetry

The might AHO is here for another load of flavor for your ear. We're working our way through a goal filled weekend and an angry Tom after Spurs slump to Liverpool.
We also talk the UCL and Europa League Draws and the usual shambles of a chat. Cheers for tuning in.
Nov 08, 202247:13
Ep. 198 - Safari, The Streets & The Weekend's Preview

Ep. 198 - Safari, The Streets & The Weekend's Preview

Chew on this. Can butterflies swim? Do you fancy a safari? Do you still like this podcast? Well this show is for you. Come one come all and enjoy the heavy sounds of AHO with Adam & Tom Lasso. 

Nov 04, 202219:44
Ep. 197 - Halloween, Tom's Thumb & Jessie's March

Ep. 197 - Halloween, Tom's Thumb & Jessie's March

So much goodness it hurts. The good kind of hurt as we lock and load for another week of the AHO Show. We do some recapping of Tom's Halloween and the scary results from the weekend of EPL. Some UCL action crept up on us as well. Tune in and tune out. Cheers. 

Nov 02, 202241:23
Ep. 196 - Short & Sweet. Just how ya like it...

Ep. 196 - Short & Sweet. Just how ya like it...

27 mins of ecstasy awaits. Well, it depends what you're into but assuming you're here for world class banter and football chat you're gonna get loaded full of it. Saddle up and get ready for the AHO preview/review show. Much love. 

Oct 28, 202227:12
Ep. 195 - No half time, Boats & actual analysis?

Ep. 195 - No half time, Boats & actual analysis?

Want a surprise? This 45 minute show is actually comprised of about 65% footy talk vs. the usual nonsense. After Tom went missing last week for the preview show we punish him today by talking about Spurs meltdown, Newcastle on form, Leicester are back, sort of and Forest stun Liverpool. 

Come in. The waters fine (ish). This is AHO. 

Oct 25, 202245:36
Ep. 194 - Caviar, Cheese & Peas and Footy

Ep. 194 - Caviar, Cheese & Peas and Footy

What more do you want from us eh? This week we're getting to grips with a lot of world affairs. Such as what is caviar exactly. Tom experiments with his Mac n cheese. Arsenal keep winning to his dismay and Liverpool and City do battle. Come and listen to the greatest podcast on earth, you lucky, lucky listeners. 

Oct 18, 202248:40
Ep. 193 - Let's all do the preview

Ep. 193 - Let's all do the preview

Time to cover the weeks happenings the AHO world and beyond. Liverpool back on the pony after smashing Rangers. Napoli continue to shine. Haifa stun Juve.

And of course a cheeky wee look at the EPL weekend ahead. Get on it. 

Oct 14, 202231:08
Ep. 192 - Arsenal are for real, Liverpool decline & pothole repair

Ep. 192 - Arsenal are for real, Liverpool decline & pothole repair

What a show. Arguably one of our best. Don't agree? Your problem lol... Kidding. We love you. Hopefully you enjoy this one as much as we did.

We're covering all the weekends EPL action. A new micro nation in Nevada. Citizen pothole repair. Liverpool blip or decline? Spurs are boring and Ronaldo smashes in 700.

Go and listen now. Thank us later in the form of toffees. 

Oct 11, 202245:31
Ep. 191 - UCL review & EPL preview

Ep. 191 - UCL review & EPL preview

We've got that Friday feeling and we're getting ready for another big weekend of EPL footy. We'll also have a look at the weeks UCL action and our usual repertoire of wanky bollox. Enjoy and feel the funk.. 

Oct 07, 202225:37
Ep. 190 - Derby heartache & Spaghetti hoops

Ep. 190 - Derby heartache & Spaghetti hoops

A rotten weekend of football for our teams this weekend as United and Spurs struggle but we soldier on. Powered by spaghetti hoops and a faint tint of hope we bring you the AHO weekly show. 

Arsenal and City cruise on while Liverpool stutter. Rodgers gets a life line and Wolves sack their boss. 

*Apologies for any studio glitches we'll have it fixed for the next episode*

Oct 04, 202240:24
Ep. 189 - EPL is back, RIP Coolio & Dicks Winners

Ep. 189 - EPL is back, RIP Coolio & Dicks Winners

You heard that right, you dirty minded bugger. We're announcing the winner of the Small Goal Soccer Dick's Sporting Goods gift cards on todays show. 

Annnnd the EPL is back finally. Loads of matches to look forward to as we dive into each game giving a prediction and abuse each other over the choices.

Get into it and enjoy your weekend droogs! 

Sep 30, 202233:29
Ep. 188 - Life on Mars, Stuffed Unicorns & Bad Episodes

Ep. 188 - Life on Mars, Stuffed Unicorns & Bad Episodes

The international break is hurting us. Not gonna lie. Unfortunately when one person isn't on it the other steps up but we are both useless with any knowledge of international footy (or football in general come to mention it) but the international break is hard work... But we made the most of it by talking about the best of the best like Mussolini pinching people, What M & M's stand for and bidets. Cheers.. 

Sep 27, 202233:19
Ep. 187 - England's woes, Mosquito attack & Mbappe protests

Ep. 187 - England's woes, Mosquito attack & Mbappe protests

You didn't think we'd forget did you? Course not. Friday. So here's a whole lot of love from your AHO boys. Let it sink in. Deep. 

Sep 23, 202240:24
Ep. 186 - Son shines, Tom wins & Names on kits?

Ep. 186 - Son shines, Tom wins & Names on kits?

Here it is. The AHO weekly get down. We've got a bit of a thank you to give out first to all the crew that came through for the Betfred kick off party even though it was the other type of football. It was a great day and even Tom had a winner of a bet!

There's been bits and pieces of footy scattered in our lives so we will of course be talking about it all today. Cheers for tuning in and keeping up with us.

Sep 21, 202236:01
Ep. 185 - Adam updates for Tom

Ep. 185 - Adam updates for Tom

Tom has been in a black hole of work doom so I'm bringing him up to speed with the weeks footy news and you the glorious listener. We're talking UCL, Skyscrapers, David Beckham, American Owners and loads more stufffff. Get into it now. Enjoy the weekend. 

Sep 17, 202236:01
Ep. 184 - No footy, Horse Naps, & Bear sized Beavers

Ep. 184 - No footy, Horse Naps, & Bear sized Beavers

We're not gonna lie, we're a little thin on footy this week. Even more so than usual if that's possible.

We made good out of a bad situation though. Loads of life's goodies jammed in to this weeks AHO Weekly Show from some games being cancelled this week, UCL action and bear sized beavers. You know, the good stuff. Don't sweat the technique! It's AHO 

Sep 13, 202235:33
Ep. 183 - AHO Preview/Review

Ep. 183 - AHO Preview/Review

Well that was quite the week. Tuchel sacked. Potter gets a promo. Tom fancies himself a fighter pilot. Oh and the Queen is dead. Get involved and kick your weekend right off! 

Sep 09, 202229:34
Ep. 182 - Tom's hair transplant & Wanky VAR

Ep. 182 - Tom's hair transplant & Wanky VAR

Sappnin' AHOers. Life is good this side of the Atlantic as your fav English lads abroad are back for Ep. 182 of the weekly show.

Tom is upset after being bullied about his hair. We cover the EPL happenings and try not to man too much about some dodgy VAR decisions this weekend. Tune in and don't stop believing! Cheers. 

Sep 05, 202257:59
Ep. 181 - It's a preview and a review...

Ep. 181 - It's a preview and a review...

Good job we're obsssesed with this game because the matches are coming in hot. A jam packed week of games and a weekend full of action gets talked about today. Get ready for the weekend with your fav dynamic duo! AHO LIVES FOREVER 

Sep 02, 202231:37
Ep. 180 - Parker gets sacked, Arsenal stay top & Witchcraft in France

Ep. 180 - Parker gets sacked, Arsenal stay top & Witchcraft in France

Look who it is. The AHO boys about to kick it off. That's right, the weekly show is here and ready to consume. Sorry for late release, Tom was mucking about down the immigration office. Ok let's get into it.. 

Aug 31, 202251:10
Ep. 179 - AHO Preview Show

Ep. 179 - AHO Preview Show

Come in. Unbutton your top. Breathe deep and relax. It's nearly the weekend. It's time to listening to the soothing sounds of AHO.

It's been a busy week in the world of footy. Today we cover the UCL draw, a bit of transfer gossip and look to the weekend. Enjoy! 

Aug 26, 202226:48
Ep. 178 - United stun, Tuchel sulks & Tom is back...

Ep. 178 - United stun, Tuchel sulks & Tom is back...

Man United finally showed up for work didn't they? Unreal turn around after a thrilling encounter at Old Trafford. We're covering all the weeks action as Tom returns to the states and back in the studio. Tune in and bump the best, yours gratefully. AHO MAFIA. 

Aug 23, 202249:31
Ep. 177 - Battle at the bridge, MUFC doom & Barcelona

Ep. 177 - Battle at the bridge, MUFC doom & Barcelona

Ouch. Tough weekend for United fans... Thank you for all the sweet messages about their performance lol...

We're going live early this week as Tom is traveling again so we knocked out a lovely little shelf of jewels after some quality action from this weekends round of matches. Fill your cup. Stay a while and enjoy the worlds greatest footy pod. Cheers! 

Aug 15, 202237:50
Ep. 176 - New but same. #9's are back & Tom's travel adventures..

Ep. 176 - New but same. #9's are back & Tom's travel adventures..

Some of us are excited the season is back. Others are in a bit of misery. But still, we showed up as we are pros. This is the AHO weekly show and is not for the feint hearted. 

We're squeezing in more jam than a donut on this weeks go around so look no more and enjoy the show! AHO MAFIA 

Aug 11, 202248:08
Ep. 175 - Bomb Shelters. Europa league and more predictions

Ep. 175 - Bomb Shelters. Europa league and more predictions

We're chatting to our European correspondent Dean Robinson who is in Israel as we lead into the EPL season. We get a bomb shelter update and his predications and insight for the new season. Tune in and cheers for listening.
Aug 04, 202228:17
Ep. 174 - Here we go again. NEW SEASON.

Ep. 174 - Here we go again. NEW SEASON.

Ya missed us didn't ya? We're back. Loading you full of AHO goodness like a calzone stuffed with cheese. 

The new EPL season is coming in hot so we're making our predictions for the coming campaign. Champions, Top 4, Bottom 3 and more.

Tune in and welcome back to AHO! 

Aug 02, 202232:51
Ep. 173 - SUMMER BONUS

Ep. 173 - SUMMER BONUS

We missed you. You missed us. So let's make a deal. Listen to the latest AHO show that's filled with summer updates and sweet love. We hope you're all having a great summer and life's treating you well. Cheers for tuning in. We'll be back in a few weeks for the new season.
Jul 08, 202233:04
Ep. 172 - Summer Breaks, UCL heartaches and Forests of joy

Ep. 172 - Summer Breaks, UCL heartaches and Forests of joy

We're back in the big time! The weekly show is here and it's our last episode for a month or so as we take a summer break.. So savor the flavor. 

We're looking back at this weekends UCL final and all the drama around it. Nottingham Forest are back in the EPL and some other tidbits to get you through the week.  

Tune in and check out AHO! Cheers for listening this season to you beauties. 

May 30, 202247:39