Alabaster Flats
By TesseraProductions
Alabaster FlatsNov 04, 2019
S2-E4 Return of the Chipotle Kidd Part 2: The Finale
This is one of those episodes where you're gonna have to clear you entire schedule in order to catch every detail!
Folks, I'm telling you right now, what happens in this episode is one for the books! Yessiree, ain't nothing like I've ever heard and, let me tell you, I've heard it all! So, grab yourself a bar stool, ask Kasnaji for a whiskey, sit back, and hold on to your Stetson, cuz this one is a humdinger!
The Return of the Chipotle Kid || S2-E3
Well folks, we're real sorry about it taking so long to get this episode put together and published for your listening enjoyment. We got no good excuse for it, just a simple matter of life got busy and well, sacrifices had to be made.
But we're back at it now!
And this episode is the beginning of a very interesting phase in the lives of the residents of Alabaster Flats! Here's a little secret: Someone in this episode won't live long enough to see season 3!
While you wait to find out who lives and who dies, why not grab yourself some mighty fine Alabaster Flats swag at our online mercantile! Shirts, mugs, and more!
Season 2 Episode 2: Fireflies, Leo, and Wyatt Makes a Decision
Ya'ever wondered what would happen if your worst enemy decided to come back and apologize for being a bad guy?
Y'all may get your wish with this here episode of Alabaster Flats!
And who in tarnation is this fella L.T. Abbadon?
Find out a whole buncha secrets in this episode!
Shaman, Ringmaster, and Origin Stories...Oh Boy!
Whoooooeeeee! Have we got a show for you!
This here is the first episode of Season 2 and pardner, it's a humdinger chock full of all the comedy western goodness you can handle!
You're gonna find out why Wyatt can't stand Laconic Jack.
Pat finally meets the Shaman!
And Pat's quest for the 3 strings begins!
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The Brotherhood Finale
Someone almost dies...
Someone lost the whiskey...
Someone reveals the future...
Someone gets to be a hero...
You're gonna find out more about the fellas than you ever wanted to in this episode. uT8MjMNISB9rHijdahrt
The Brotherhood Part 2
The Saga of the Brotherhood of Sheriffs continues!
In this episode, Gladys Beech reveals the origin of the Brotherhood, Wyatt shares the wisdom of his father's talks in the corn field, more secrets are revealed about Whiskers, and the boys get closer to returning home to Alabaster Flats.
What trauma befell them?
Listen in to find out.
This episode is brought to you by Tessera Productions, Happy Hearts Designs -- Where you'll find all kinds of Alabaster Flats swag including original t-shirts, and by Dramedy Acting Studio.
The Brotherhood Part 1
Wyatt has been issued a summons by the mysterious and clandestine Brotherhood of Sheriffs. Sheriff Henley and Whiskers are going to ride along with him to find out once and for all what exactly this Brotherhood is all about.
Winthrop Morgan decides to tag along, but what secret is he keeping?
Do the boys reach the Brotherhood?
Are there really rattlesnakes that live in forests?
What Easter egg shows up in this episode?
All these tidbits and more are packed into this humdinger of an episode!
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The Showdown
Howdy Pardners!
More secrets about Alabaster Flats are revealed in this episode.
Does Whiskers actually leave for good?
Who is the mysterious villain known as The Chipotle Kid?
All this and more are packed into another side splitting episode--folks are saying that Alabaster Flats is the funniest western this side of the Pecos!
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Episode 6 :: The Villain?
Welcome to Alabaster Flats, the comedy western that knows it's a western!
In this episode, the gang meets Miss Penny Lovewell and Miss Sophia discovers, quite unexpectedly, that she has competition for Winthrop's unwanted attentions.
Meanwhile, Wyatt does his best to make amends for what the stranger did to Sheriff Henley's desk and Whiskers struggles to make sense of what's happening in Alabaster Flats.
You can support the gang by visiting Happy Hearts Designs and pick out your favorite Alabaster Flats team t-shirt! Choose from Team Henley, Sophia, Wyatt, Winthrop, or Whiskers!
Up next, Episode 7: The Showdown
The Doppleganger Part 2
Is there another Patrick Henley? Or is our beloved Sheriff merely a fraud? Who's the Stranger? What does Whiskers have cooked up for Winthrop this time? You'll find out in this revealing episode.
Tessera Productions would like to dedicate this episode to our favorite band The Avett Brothers. Their music has helped to heal our family after some troubling times we've been through and we included some of our favorite lines from a couple of their songs in this episode. We do this to pay tribute to their music, and the depth of their family love which we share in our own family. If you haven't listened to their music, may we suggest High Steppin' and No Hard Feelings to start with?
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The Doppleganger, Part I
Is Sheriff Patrick Henley really a sheriff? Or is he hiding a secret that involves the dead somehow?
More curious happenings and a new character are introduced in this first part of the biggest two-parter this side of the Pecos.
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Hop over to our sister podcast, Normal Paranormal to see what's going on with the Normal Brothers: carpenocturnum.com
Into The Desert
Alabaster Flats Episode 3: Into The Desert
Can Sheriff Henley track down Tangerine Tim in time to save Doc Scurlock?
And, more secrets are revealed about the strange incidents plaguing Alabaster Flats.
What is the mysterious & ominous Brotherhood of Sheriffs? Who is Spooky Sookie?
All this and more are packed into another self-aware episode!
The Poker Game
The one with the poker game, numerous references to the Shaman, and Wyatt wears bloomers.
