Alderaan Places

By Alderaan Places

You know those weird guys rambling about Batman while simultaneously quoting The Jimmy Neutron movie outside your local bar? Basically, it's that.

Long time friends try to keep themselves entertained by talking about all the things they love and find even the slightest bit funny. From DC, to Marvel, to Sci-Fi/ Fantasy; chances are it will come up.

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Prince Eric Is Spider-Man...From the 90s

Alderaan PlacesAug 30, 2021

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Prince Eric Is Spider-Man...From the 90s

The Shrimp Lord is runnin' back to theaters this summer in Forrest Gump 2: Shrimpin' Ain't Easy. This week, we watch the new Spider-Man: No Way Home teaser so you don't have to. No worries, it is spoiler free! We also dive into the problems of Space Jam: A New Legacy and fix by just coming up with a better pitch. No, it isn't Skate Jam but we do wish that movie had happened. Join us for another wacky episode! As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast!
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Aug 30, 202156:38

Brendan Fraser is...The Center of the Universe

Cereal Mashups, Brendan Fraser's Hollywood takeover and a Ghostbuster/Christmas Carol crossover you didn't know you needed! All of this and much more in a brand new episode as Taz and Tyler return from a short break. As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast! Like what you hear? Follow, Share and Leave us a review! We'd love to hear your feedback! Suggestions for an episode? Contact us: alderaanplaces@disappearingpants.com / alderaanplaces.podcast@gmail.com Be sure to check out the Patreon for our host company, Disappearing Pants Productions: https://www.patreon.com/disappearingpants Check out Nostalgia Colored Glasses! anchor.fm/nostalgiacoloredglasses Follow us on: Facebook: Alderaan Places / Instagram: @alderaanplacesofficial www.disappearingpants.com/alderaanplaces

Aug 16, 202157:02

Vesemir's Semi-Annual Jurassic Boogaloo Compilation Extravaganza

As Taz and Tyler continue to recover from the summer show, relive some of their favorite moments in this compilation for the ages. It's got a little bit of everything like DinoBoy Rodeos (Giddy Up!), Flintstone Murder Drama, Batman's Dick (we'll let you figure that one out for yourself) and America's biggest missed opportunity. That's right, not making City Slickers an action flick. Listen, laugh with us and enjoy some of these classic Alderaan Places moments. As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast!

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Aug 03, 202133:46

Who’s the Boss Baby: The People vs Bruce Springsteen

This week we dive into the Boss Baby Cinematic Universe and explore the landmark three way court case that answers the age old question: Who Is the Boss? Boss Baby? Springsteen? Danza? Also, we give too much thought to the Turner and Hooch legacy sequel and have a quick check in with Jek Tono Porkins aka Snorkins... the Great. As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast!
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Jul 05, 202143:37

Dact Man: The Human Pterodactyl

"Critics are saying that Batman As Told By The Dinosaurs is a tale for the ages!" Taz and Tyler return this week from a short break to bring you more enjoyable nonsense. If it isn't Tom Selleck as Batman in the lost Friends episode that grabs your attention, then it is definitely Osmosis Jones as a playable character in Mortal Kombat. Give it a listen and also give us topic suggestions for future episodes! As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast!
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Jun 21, 202147:43

A Tale of Two Snorkins: A Compilation

With Tyler on a well deserved vacation this week, we thought we'd treat you to a compilation of the best of the best of Jek Tono Porkins, AKA Supreme Leader Snoak, AKA Grand Leader Snorkins... The Great. I honestly had forgotten how wild his adventures had become. The Force help us all.

Jun 08, 202140:37

TBS Presents, Spider-Man 4: With Great Power Comes John Malkovich

In a world where Venom never belonged in Spider-Man 3, John Malkovich openly exists in the RaimiVerse and J. Jonah Jameson has put a lot of work into The Memoirs of a Menace aka his Spider-Man Photo Album. We've done studies and let's just say Sam Raimi had some big BIG plans for the remainder of his Spider-Man saga. We dive into this and much more this week including our first listener suggestion! Take a listen and learn the answer to the age old question, why is Chachi? As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast!

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May 24, 202145:51

2 Degrees of Harrelson Ford

There is only one unstoppable force that can take care of business AND work overtime. That's right, it's Rob Schneider's Justice League. No, it's the Schneider League. Basically, it's the Justice League of Rob Schneider characters. Welcome to the Schneider Verse. In a special "May the Fourth" episode, Taz and Tyler revisit an old friend from Star Wars lore and imagine a world where John Mulaney could be The Flash. As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast!
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May 10, 202154:14

Rambo IX: Full Quickening

If ya had the chance to change yer fate....wood ya? This week, we discuss what could have been if Owen Wilson were cast Thor along with Ben Stiller as Loki. Can I get a *WOW*? Also, Taz got to see some of the new Mortal Kombat flick and gives us the low down but you know we still have to predict what's gonna happen. Join us as we obsess over Paul Rudd like the rest of the world and listen in! As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast!

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Apr 26, 202150:48

Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario

Warner Bros. is cancelling DC films for no good reason, Jerry Seinfeld is Batman and Bill and Ted gotta bring some historical figures from this decade to the future for their history project or they'll be held back for the hundredth time! Cue the Seinfeld theme! Join us this week as we discover that Tyler really doesn't know much about what came out in the 80's and 90's. As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast!

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Apr 12, 202101:00:08

Monsters INCredible

You thought you had played every fighting game but it turns out you missed the most important one. Introducing the Disney Channel Original Fighting Game! It's got everything you could possibly want, like fighting, microtransactions, battle royale, a compelling storyline and of course a wide array of playable Disney characters. Feeling a little less violent this week? Turn your head to the very serious Flinstones comic where living in the stone age isn't as rock and roll as it may seem. As always, thank you for taking time to listen to our podcast!
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Mar 29, 202148:55

Goonies Never Say Diabetes

In a world where KFC owns everything....wait, no one really wants that right? Well, buckle up and take a glimpse into what that might look like as Taz and Tyler dive into the ever expanding deep fried "Colonelverse" empire that KFC has created for themselves. It's got everything you could possibly love, chicken, chicken and yes, more chicken. By the end of the episode, you'll completely understand why KFC's new slogan is, "Hi, welcome to KFC...it only gets weirder." As always, thank you for taking the time to listen to our podcast! Like what you hear? Follow, Share and Leave us a review! We'd love to hear your feedback! Suggestions for an episode? Contact us: alderaanplaces@disappearingpants.com / alderaanplaces.podcast@gmail.com Be sure to check out the Patreon for our host company, Disappearing Pants Productions: https://www.patreon.com/disappearingpants Check out Nostalgia Colored Glasses! anchor.fm/nostalgiacoloredglasses Follow us on: Facebook: Alderaan Places Instagram: @alderaanplacesofficial www.disappearingpants.com/alderaanplaces

Mar 15, 202147:58

TESLA Presents, Elon Musk’s Flesh Motorcycle

What if the auto bots were eco-friendly? What if Macho Man Randy Savage has been alive all along in Quantumania with all of his other wrestling friends? Okay, what if I told you that Ice-T has his own Law & Order spinoff series about a fast food criminal investigation unit? Yeah? I had a feeling you'd like that one. As always, thank you for taking the time to listen to our podcast! Like what you hear? Follow, Share and Leave us a review! We'd love to hear your feedback! Suggestions for an episode? Contact us: alderaanplaces@disappearingpants.com / alderaanplaces.podcast@gmail.com Be sure to check out the Patreon for our host company, Disappearing Pants Productions: https://www.patreon.com/disappearingpants Check out Nostalgia Colored Glasses! anchor.fm/nostalgiacoloredglasses Follow us on: Facebook: Alderaan Places Instagram: @alderaanplacesofficial www.disappearingpants.com/alderaanplaces

Mar 01, 202151:46

The Legend of the Mask of the Mark of Zorro

You ever just stop and ask yourself, "What's Antonio Banderas up to these days?" or how about who would win in a matchup of Pitbull AKA Mr. WorldWide versus Seale AKA Mr. Kiss From A Rose? Okay, we got it, you're actually wondering why a Mortal Kombat/Animorph crossover game or tv series never happened. Good news! All of those questions and more are answered in this week's new episode!

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