The Budcast

Episode 69!!! We welcome Daesha back to the Budcast. On today's episode the two reminisce their trip driving across the country to Michigan and all of the wild shit that happened on the way. They both have their own stories for the adult daycare segment, and being gaslit by bitches. The two play fuck one marry one kill one at the end, and it's not surprising who the two choose. Enjoy bitches.

Alexa films this episode of the budcast in front of some bud. Hehe, see what she did there? She has to be quiet because she has a new roommate! But only for a week. Alexa talks about her latest show which happened to be a roast battle at Spokane Comedy Club. Her and her roommate play a trick on their coworker and she just thinks it's hilarious. In the adult daycare segment, we find out that a guy was trying to hit on Alexa and he did it so smoothly. Enjoy bitches.

Alexa's in a jazzy mood today and she's feelin' a little sweaty. On this episode of le budcast, Alexa talks about what it was like being a hoochie for the weekend with her friends, and she's unsure if that's offensive but she doesn't think it is when she's talking about herself? Don't come at her. At the adult daycare (the bar she works at) this past weekend, she decided to be her alter ego, "Stacey". The ladies loved her, and the men were intimidated. She talks about a time she walked in on someone masturbating in the mop closet, and a man she found pissing in the basement. Enjoy, bitches.

Alexa is back in yet again a new location! She just smoked a sativa joint and she's ready to bop around all over the place. She recently had a boat day with some friend that ended with seeing no whales and she's pissed about it. She talks about the adult daycare and a fight that broke out in front of her! Which reminds Alexa of a time she almost got in a fight... in 8th grade. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAESHA! Enjoy, bitches.

Alexa’s back in Seetle baby! This special episode was the first filmed in the airstream. She apologizes for the shit audio, but she doesn’t have her podcast equipment due to it currently being in the mail. Alexa talks about her travels to Seetle and what life has been like at the adult daycare. Life seems back to normal, and so have the festivities at the bar she works at. She introduces a new weekly segment, the kiwi chronicles (name pending). On the news segement on today’s budcast, a few hooligans decided to light off fireworks in a taco bell, and a woman chooses to ‘Let God take the wheel’ and got in a major accident. Enjoy bitches.

She's back with the short crack folks! Please welcome Alex Missad back to the stage. This is not Alex's first time on le budcast, and it most certainly is not her last. Alex made a beautiful SNL esquè video for Alexa and it's premiere can be seen in this episode. The two cover a multitude of topics, from trips, feral people in the mountains, and everyone's favorite... Fuck one, marry one, kill one. At the end is a special surprise where the two measure their butt cracks for the listeners to hear. You can also see the short cracks in action on Youtube. Enjoy bitches.

Alexa is back and confidently messing up more idioms. She had quite the fall this week, down 9 stairs to be exact. Not even a scratch! Nobody was hurt, Alexa was just stunned at her upper body strength. There's trouble in paradise with Alexa's new fling, the subaru guy. We find out she's in love with quite a few people and none of them know. Alexa is sad about moving to Seattle, but also very excited. Oh! And she almost got picked up by a couple at a show this week. How exciting!  Soy bean Stanton joins us at the end of The Budcast to show off his bucket list and a project for school. Enjoy bitches.

Alexa woke up with gnarly P cramps this morning. In a sleepy stupor she used her weed pen to help get rid of the pain (she didn't smoke it, she rubbed it on her ears). Budly is coming to town today!! So unfortunately Alexa made this episode short and sweet and only talked about important topics.. trying to get laid, worried she has herpes on her face, selling Belinda, and the hottie at the Subaru place.. ya know, the good stuff. In the news segementé we learn about a new technology called the third eye, about the Yoghurt Mafia, and a man licking up someone's blood. Enjoy bitches.

Alexa's back on the weed train yall.. and she's stoked about it (maybe). Today's episode is an update on this farm girl's life. She's been dealing with chickens lately, driving a clown car, and believe it or not... GOLFING! Alexa had a run in with a chicken that went rogue and escaped the coop. She's spent the past week planning a comedy show in her village!! More info at the bottom. In the news segemente, Alexa covers a few stories with a poor choice of words.. and word placement. Enjoy bitches.

Friday June 18th at 9pm you can go to Buddy's On The Beach for a free comedy show.

Alexa has some exciting news on this episode of The Budcast! We find out where her next big move is. She reminisces on that one time with Budly when they traveled to the Redwood’s and Alexa threw up in the car and that other time her dad got his truck stuck in the lake. She’s all over the place per usual. On the news segemente, Alexa covers insane new laws in North Korea, Monkeys that stole Covid blood samples, and a woman masturbating in the back of a truck.. Enjoy bitches.

Alexa just got back from the rainy city, Seetle! She had quite the trip and she's here to tell you about it. Starting with the wild airplane ride with her new friends, Art and the man with the fedora. She had a few comedy shows, pinched a nerve, almost pooped her pants, and attended a rockstar karaoke night with her best pals. She finishes the budcast off with the news segementè where she talks about awful corporate places including one terrible place she worked at in Seattle, Duke's Seafood and Chowder! Enjoy bitches.

Yo Alexa is tired, stressed (and a lil depressed) but aren't we all? But really, she's goin through it trying to get her ducks in a row before going to Seattle. She goes off on a tangent about the perfect way to cook a mellow. Pay attention, because it's some good shit. She also ends up sharing some secrets about her short butt crack. The secret being she has one. A very short one. Alexa talks about the "dress like a dad in his 20's" get together she went to recently. You can see some amazing photos of that on Instagram @alexastantoncomedy or the video on Youtube. For the news segment, we learn about a man swinging his colostomy bag around in Kid Rock's Restaurant, Cicadas that will be invading the midwest, and a man who smuggled singing finches into NYC. Enjoy, bitches.

Keith Stanton is back folks and he has one goal.. to make Alexa cry. He kicks off the episode by pretending to be the host. Alexa knows right off the bat how this is going to pan out. The duo talk about an upcoming field trip Sawyer will be going on, Keith's recent weight gain, and a birthday party where the theme is "dress like your dad in his twenties". We have a surprise facetime with their pal Christina and learn Keith has had some trouble with his 2 hole in the past. We find out that both Keith and Alexa had their tongues pierced when they were 19. We learn that Alexa is a people pleaser, and the two end the episode with playing a fun family game of Fuck One, Marry One, Kill One. Enjoy bitches!

Alexa is flying by the tail on her seat for today's episode! Is that how you say it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Anyhow, Alexa talks about her fear of getting kidnapped once again, but decides to be more logical about the fear coming into her late twenties. She tells us about her experience getting tested for a second time after finding out she had The 19™. She tells us of her upcoming shows in Seattle, WA and Grand Rapids, MI. One of them is in a garage! She went on a date to the same garage show a few weeks ago and looks like she did some light trespassing. In the news segamente, she talks about Elon Musk and his SpaceX mission. We find out she's a bit scared of the guy. We also learn about a teacher getting drunk with his students and taking them to a strip club, and two hungry gents that broke into a Denny's not once, but twice to make eggs. Enjoy, bitches.  alexastantoncomedy.com

Alexa's Mum, Missy, is back on The Budcast for a fun episode in the new studio space. To start, Alexa talks about her hair appt and a mishap with her eyelash. We learn Missy HATED Alexa's haircut in college. Rightfully so. Alexa admits to not liking sweaty eyes, whatever that means. We take a walk down memory lane with Missy and talk about her first job as a Lifeguard AND we learn about where Alexa was conceived! We also learn about where Alexa's fear of Sunburn's came from... her family is full of "Pasty Fucks" as her mother would say. Enjoy bitches.

HAPPY 1 YEAR TO THE BUDCAST! Alexa talks about what it's like having a podcast for an entire year. This is the first episode Alexa has filmed to also put out on the tube. We find out that Alexa got The 19™. She's talks about what it was like being quarantined. A few weeks ago, her Mum found her vibrator!! Don't worry, they talked about it. Alexa also finally tells us how she got into Comedy. Who would've thought Karaoke would take such a big part in that story. In the news segment we find out about a Tesla that hit a tree with nobody driving it, and how Yoga might convert you to Hinduism! At least that's what some Christian groups think in Alabama. Enjoy bitches.

Alexa is back and Alexa is struggling! She can't stop injuring her hands by accidentally cutting herself with razors, knives, and by trying to use a fucking SCALE. Not to mention burning her hands at her new job. Safe to say she looks like a badass. We find that Alexa is an over packer (I think we could've guessed that). She started doing stand-up again and our girl gets emotional talking about it. She talks about her upcoming shows you can catch her at! In the news this week we learn about a cat named sparkles who is stuck in a tree for over two weeks, a cop that attended a loud house party in Florida, and Amazon workers are having to piss in bottles while delivering our packages. I bet they don't wash their hands either..

Enjoy bitches.

Please welcome to the stage, EK!!! Alexa and EK have known each other for more than half of their lives so this is quite the episode. These two Libra's bounce around from subject to subject which is very on brand for Alexa. EK was the first person that Alexa got high with, so the two take a walk down memory lane to reminisce about what that evening was like. We find out Erika accidentally ate mold... like a lot and we also find out that EK recently had a pretty traumatizing experience with a couples massage. Enjoy bitches.

Today's episode of Le Budcast is short and sweet because Alexa and her Grandma Jilly Bean just went to Florida for the week! Hear all about their trip to the sunshine state. Alexa also got on stage for the first time to do stand-up in A YEAR! Holy balls that's a long time. Enjoy Bitches.

Alexa gives you a peak into how her anxious brain works when it comes to comedy.. and doing this podcast. Don't worry! She's fine. Her brain is just beating fast. Her Dad and Mum just bought land to build their dream home! We get an inside look into her fucked up dreams and contrary to her Dad's belief, animals do cross the road in the village. Just this week a cow was sighted walking through the town. Enjoy bitches.

The OG roommates are back! Starting off strong, the two talk about why they enjoy giving dome. Kaila and Alexa also explore more of their time in college and what their first semester at MSU was like living with 3 people in what would basically be considered a closet. We find out that Alexa had a nickname in college, Super Slut. Contrary to popular belief, the nickname wasn't fitting for Alexa. Kaila did it as a joke.. Alexa didn't get laid at all. Until the pilot her sophomore year. The two also talk about Britney Spearacy theories. Enjoy bitches.

Alexa is flyin solo today baby! She's staying hydrated and still cig free. We learn she was in a little group in high school called TATU- Teens Against Tobacco Use. Before anyone gets up in arms, Alexa didn't start smoking until she was an adult. Back off. Alexa also talks about her time picking weeds in an onion field and what it's like doing manual labor. Oh, and she's sick of bitch ass boys. She lets you in on her personal life and she's pissed. For The Budcast News, we learn about a female thug that bit a mans tongue off on the street, and an Indian man who died from his rooster stabbing him in the groin! Yes you read that right. Stay classy everybody.

You liked for Part 2!!! Alexa and Benjamin Button are back for the second episode. Boy, are they talkers. If you listened to the last episode you know they are all over the place. On today's episode of Le Budcast, the two take a deep dive into Alex's crazy ass dreams that include guest appearances from Chris Rock and Hugh Grant! Alexa was going to talk about more of her dreams, but she realized that a lot of the people in her dreams she can't actually talk about.... because she knows them... and some of them might listen to the podcast and well, we can't have that. This brings us into to the topic of lucid dreaming which Alexa is going to start working on. Finally Alexa talks about her experience taking a full tab of acid earlier in 2020 and what that was like. Enjoy bitches!

Alex Missad is back baby!! Alexa had her first fall of the year in a Family Dollar parking lot and lucky for her, nobody was harmed but many were watching. What is the correct fall etiquette you may wonder? Find out in today's episode. Alexa has been making Bagels like a MOFO lately, and we find out that Alex's boyfriend Dustan makes delicious bleub muffins. The two get deep when we find out that Alex used to "trip" as a kid (no drugs involved). We also learn Alexa may have had a few OCD problems as a child but lucky for all of us, she grew out of it. Like for Part 2.

Simmer down, no hair attacks here. Just Alexa fucking up words again. On today's episode of le budcast, we dive deeper into Alexa's dreams, which she has been having a lot of. Some including opossums biting at her ankles! YIKES! We also learn that Alexa has had a few problems with reading red flags in past relationships and chafing.. allegedly. She enlightens us with a story about a traumatic event with a lightbulb (get it? enlightened!), and per usual she talks about recent news happening in the US. 

Things you can take away from this episode..

1: Don't use gorilla glue on your hair.

2: Don't shovel your snow and put it in your neighbors driveway.. you might end up dead.

Enjoy bitches!!

We've all been wondering what Alexa was like in college, and now is your chance. On today's episode of Le Budcast, we have the one, the only, the magical, Kaila Davidson! Kaila and Alexa were roommates at Michigan State University (which we find they both share hatred of just a lil bit). From signing their roommate agreement in blood, hiring a stripper from down the hall for a party, to pulling pasta out of their throats (okay maybe that last one was just Alexa), we find Kaila and Alexa have a very lovely relationship. Enjoy bitches.

Holy mostaccioli, Alexa had quite the guest on todays podcast. A mouse. That's right, a mouse kept rearing it's furry little body while she was trying to record todays episode. Scared the shit out of her, but she made it through. On this episode of The Budcast, Alexa plays yet another clip of her sleep talking, tells you of some of her dreams she has had recently, AND she talks about Gwyneth Paltrow's Pussy Candle! Oh, and did you hear that a Rabbi is telling people if you get the Covid Vaccine that you will more than likely become gay? Crazy shit huh. Stay classy, stay sassy, stay safe.

Alexa continues to get banned on tic tak, and she is unsure as to why when there are 19 year olds constantly on the verge of having nip slips on that app. She is also RED HOT about charcuterie boards.. anyone else? Since the news is quite awful to watch right now, Alexa has taken it upon herself to spread some news with you baby buds that is more on the light hearted side. Have you ever heard of "Ben's Wild Ride"? A 21 year old man's wheelchair got lodged in a semi grill and he went on the ride of his life. This happened in Michigan, that's right, MICHIGAN. Did you also hear UFO's are officially real?!?!?!?!??!?! Oh you did? That's old news? Well Alexa has some thoughts on the matter. Stay classy, stay sassy.

Hey we've all put our balls in one basket at some point right? Alexa started smoking weed again, which means she's back at messing up idioms more than before! Okay maybe not more, but she's still cant quite get expressions right. They're tough, okay.. Alexa talks about a multitude of things, from catching her hair on fire, missing Seattle, her Sub Bae order, a bitch she went to school with that tattled on her for smoking the ~jazz cabbage~ for the first time, and last but certainly not least.. Her first conspiracy theory!! 

Friendly reminder that everything in this podcast is not necessarily factual.

Dad's back on the Budcast because its a GOSH DIGGITY DANG pandemic and Alexa can't have other guests besides ones that she lives with.. I know, I know.. Don't get too excited. Her Dad, Keith made a long list of goodies to talk about and per usual, he gives alexa so much shit she almost needed a baby wipe. Which brings us to the title. It's exactly how it sounds. Alexa has a tender two-hole.

Happy New Year everyone! Stay healthy bitches.

Alexa made it through the surgery alive! She's very pissed off, but she's alive. The meds she was put on make her go crazy, she had a really terrible experience with the surgeon and anesthesiologist, and that's basically what the entire episode is about. Oh, and she didn't poop for 2 weeks and took a stool softener which reminds her of the last time she did that which is a pretty interesting story. Happy Holidays!

It's the day of the surgery! Alexa is getting her tonsils removed, deviated septum straightened out, and her vocal cords scraped. She's anxious as all hell, and she's SOBER. That's right, sober. She's not even a little bit high. Alexa takes a walk down memory lane talking about all of her firsts she's had in the house her parents sold which includes, first dates, being stood up, and giving handy's in a cornfield. Enjoy bitches.

Alexa's lovely mum Missy is back on The Budcast with her this week! Like last time, they go all over the fucking place because boy, are these two talkers. They talk about what a different childhood they both had because of their generation, what age males start masturbating, and Alexa is still anxious as hell about her surgery coming up. Per usual, Alexa's Dad, Keith interrupts. 

Season 2 of Barefoot and Pregnant is here folks! Alexa talks about her time spent on the tic tac. We find out the weed in Seattle rocked her ass when she moved to Washington, and the jazz cabbage in the Mitten just isn't cutting it.  Alexa goes down yet another rabbit hole thinking she has Alzheimers and Psychiatric disorders. She's been talking in her sleep and lucky for you listeners, she plays some sound clips for your perky lil ears to enjoy! Stay safe bitches.

This episode is all about cocaine baby! Okay not all about cocaine, it's also about Alexa's many doctors apts this week, playing among us, and being quarantined. She's spent a lot of time on tik tok, which has led her to find CARTEL TOK. Yes, I get into weird things ok tik tok and yes this one happens to be about drug lords and cocaine being smuggled over to the US. Fun stuff am I right? Alexa also gives you a brief lil history of cocaine and talks about how widely accepted cocaine used to be in society. Enjoy bitches.

She's back and she's got a fire under her ass. On today's episode of the budcast, find out what moving with a U-Haul across country was like for Alexa. Her friend, Daesha, traveled with her and those two had quite the trip. Good news is they made it to Michigan all in one piece (barely).

I know what you're thinking.. How did Alexa fuck up another idiom? Well she's full of surprises folks! Kidding, you know that's no surprise that she messed up yet another one. Today's episode is short and sweet, cus ya girl Alexa is about to trek across the country and isn't wonder woman, nor prepared to have content amidst the stresses of moving. She does however get realllllll worked up about a group of Karen's that came into work. (it's not offensive if one of them is actually named Karen so stop freaking out). Enjoy you spoopsters.

A very special guest on The Budcast today, Shaun Quick! Shaun is one of Alexa's very first friends she made in Seattle. They talk about their favorite bar that is missed very much, High Dive. They chit chat about music, bein buds, plants and... OWLS! A mother fucking owl flew onto the set of The Budcast (Shaun's backyard). See photos on Instagram, @thebudcast__. At the end it's the dish you've all been waiting for, the history of Marijuana and zombies! Enjoy beavers.

BUDS FOR THE PEOPLE!

Alexa is back at it again and messed up way too many idioms in this episode (unfortunately noone was there to correct her). This episode is all about being concussed and what Alexa's experience with high school sports was like. Bud comes in for the daily dish where they explore the Boogeyman and Mr. Kellogg.

Seattle is hella smokey, and Alexa went out to the mountains this week. Her experience was fun, beautiful, and terrifying. Hear all about her trip on today's episode. This includes her YEETING off the side of the mountain to save her pack, falling later that day and fucking up her leg, the "man with the axe" and a school bus breaking down. The dish with Bud is a fun one where you will learn about weird ass laws in different states and also Lewis Carroll and Alice in Wonderland. Enjoy, bitches.

Alexa sits down at a local bar with her coworker, Daesha! Sure they've been drinking, and a lot of this budcast had to be cut down because it was just too damn long. They talk about dating in Covid, cheese that got stuck on Daesha's car, and other random shit. You'll see.1

Alexa goes the FUCK off about her shitty landlords. She also landed a backflip on the trampoline so she's quite stoked about that. Bud enters at the end for the Daily Dish, where they talk about Nannie Doss (a female serial killer) and leprechauns.