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Almost Canon

Almost Canon

By Lonely Highway Studio

Nick Willard and Bank Roberts present Almost Canon, a podcast about things that may or may not be true.
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Almost Canon E12 - Story Time with Lil' Jimmy
Almost Canon E12 - Story Time with Lil' Jimmy
Fan favorite Lil' Jimmy guests on this episode where Bank gets to flex some storytelling muscle. We hear unsettling stories by Billiards, Roberts, listeners and others that honor hunting season, the outdoors, and coughing.
01:49:15
December 05, 2022
Almost Canon E11 - The Donner Party
Almost Canon E11 - The Donner Party
Happy Banksgiving from Lonely Highway! Billiards and Roberts discuss the Donner Party, Chekhov's Infected Hand, cannibalism, and being thankful for our friends and neighbors. NOTE this episode is not for children, for it contains information about the Easter Bunny.
01:53:33
November 28, 2022
Almost Canon E10 - D.B. Cooper
Almost Canon E10 - D.B. Cooper
Billiards comes in strong on this tenth episode extravaganza with guests galore, including Lil' (Small James) Jimmy. Bank's estranged ex-wife Merkonia guest hosts with her ex-Marine husband, Colby. 
01:02:22
November 22, 2022
Almost Canon E09 - Vikings in America
Almost Canon E09 - Vikings in America
No special guests in this episode where Billiards & Roberts discuss the Vikings and their forays into North America. Where is Big Columbus in all this?
02:06:24
November 15, 2022
Almost Canon E08 - Kurt Cobain
Almost Canon E08 - Kurt Cobain
Roberts & Billiards on the topic of American rock and roll guitarist/songwriter Kurt Cobain. With special guest Lil Jimmie.
01:42:14
November 08, 2022
Almost Canon E07 - Dybbuk (In A Box)
Almost Canon E07 - Dybbuk (In A Box)
Billiards & Roberts discuss the Dybbuk. Bank is possibly possessed by one. Most of the episode had to be edited out due to Bank's negative attitude, but Nick carries it. No guests, no hope for the future. Don't listen to the aside about karma! Peace and love!
57:11
October 31, 2022
Almost Canon E06 - Sleep Paralysis
Almost Canon E06 - Sleep Paralysis
Billiards & Roberts discuss the phenomenon known as sleep paralysis, something by which Bank is afflicted, and its associated creatures/specters/incarnations. Bank overcorrects from his deplorable behavior in the previous episode. 
01:09:36
October 24, 2022
Almost Canon E05 - Vampires
Almost Canon E05 - Vampires
We're truly in the heart of spooky season and Bank gets maybe a little too critical on this one where they discuss vampires sometimes but mostly go off on tangents, to Nick's dismay. Featuring special guests Lil' Jimmy and Darcy Morestars.
01:03:52
October 16, 2022
Almost Canon E04 - Werewolves
Almost Canon E04 - Werewolves
Well we're in the heart of spooky season so let's talk about the thing that Nick fears the most (even though they're not real) - werewolves. Featuring special guests Darcy Morestars, Juicy Joe, Lil' Crispy and K-Gucci.
01:55:60
October 16, 2022
Almost Canon E03 - Black-Eyed Kids
Almost Canon E03 - Black-Eyed Kids
Nick and Bank discuss the black-eyed kids, and it's the beginning of spooky season.
01:24:54
October 16, 2022
Almost Canon E02 - Hidden Confederate Gold
Almost Canon E02 - Hidden Confederate Gold
Nick and Bank discuss the disappearance and possible whereabouts of the lost Confederate gold. With special guest Lil' Jimmy, aka Lil' Johnny. 
01:25:55
October 16, 2022
Almost Canon E01 - Attack on Ape Canyon
Almost Canon E01 - Attack on Ape Canyon
Nick & Bank discuss the fearsome attack on Ape Canyon.
01:10:20
October 16, 2022