America's Least Wanted
By Chris Forest
America's Least WantedSep 20, 2023
Episode 44: Arthur Morgan AMA
Check out our EXCLUSIVE interview with Arthur Morgan of Red Dead 2 fame 😮
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Episode 43: ALW Interviews Arnold Schwarzenegger
Co-host Robin sits down with everybody's favorite elderly bodybuilder, Arnold Schwarzenegger! He's here to promote his latest venture in the Terminator franchise, T 7: Save Arnold's Paycheck, in theaters NOW!
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Episode 42 - The Top 5 Worst Elliott Smith Songs
Disagree with our choices? Let us know!
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Bonus Episode #4 - The Hard Problem Of Consciousness
On this bonus episode, we discuss Neo-Advaitic and Buddhist concepts in relation to modern western beliefs surrounding the nature of consciousness, thereby tearing a new arsehole into the space-time continuum.
Episode 41 - Was Succession's Finale a Satisfying End?
This weeks episode takes a look at the final chapter of Succession. In the end, can Kenny Doll double knot his shoes, is King Dong Rome potty trained and has Shivvy learned to walk? Uh oh, Connor wet the bed again. Bad trust fund baby! All this and more on episode 41 of ALW! Rapidly aging 80s babies give brutally honest takes on film, TV, music & culture. America's dumbest news source
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Episode 40 - The New David Bowie Doc: Inspiring or Total Trash?
You're tuned into America's least wanted, America's dumbest news source. On todays episode, we discuss the beautiful space oddity that was Ziggy Stardust, and his big, long doc, Moonage Daydream. Will philosophers ever answer the age old question, whether David Bowie is pronounced Bowie or Bow-ie? Is Lenin really on sale again, and for how much? And whether Bowie was an all around a queen bitch? All these exciting discoveries will be revealed and more!"
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Episode 39 - "Succession or The Sad Pathetic Life of the Upper Class"
On todays episode, we talk Succession. Spoiler alert!! Why can't Kendall and Karl keep their hands off each others dicks? What crawled up Matsons bunghole and died. Does Roman have a ball sack big enough to do his job. All this and more on America's Least Wanted!
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Episode 38 "Music Nerds Talk Earthquakes & Rock"
In this week's episode, we talk about the earthquake that tore apart Syria and Turkey. Whether Freddy Mercury really believed that nothing truly mattered besides fat bottomed girls. And Why Kurt Cobain wanted to brutally murder Gene Simmons and all that he represented. All this and more, on America’s dumbest news source!
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Episode 37 - "Celebrity Sell Outs"
In this weeks episode, we'll be bringing you the latest in celebrity gossip. Jay Leno’s back in the news, having just come out of an affair involving a threesome with a century old steam locomotive and a horse powered buggy. Apparently his love for vehicles goes further than anyone anticipated. He ended up needing surgery, removing ancient rusted metal out of his rectum. We react to Snoop Dogg’s incessant need for cash infusions no matter the cost to his dignity. As well as his and other famous fellows on trial for promoting bitcoin scams to all too gullible devotees. All this and more, on America’s dumbest news source!
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Episode 36 "Reality TV & Utopian Futures"
On today's riveting episode, we ask the hard questions, such as, should we return to the lives of our caveman ancestors or continue to spiral to a future dystopia? We laugh ourselves silly at the reality show "Love During Lock Up". As well as debate over who would win in a match of fisticuffs, Tom Waits or Bob Dylan. Place your bets now!
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Episode 35 - Colgate TV Dinners And Steve Job's Corpse
On today's program, we discuss if investing in seashells is your solution to early retirement, can Colgate TV dinners be used to brush your teeth and whether Steve Job's corpse would be against sweatshops.
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Episode 34 - Severed Fingers & Donkey Shite (The Banshees Of Inisherin Review)
In this episode, we review the "Banshees Of Inisherin", an arthouse film that follows the decaying friendship of two peeps off the coast of Ireland. There's a lot of a severed fingers, donkey shit, and thick thick Irish accents for your enjoyment. Find out what we think of this highly depressing film.
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Episode 33 - Football Sucks
On this PACKED super bowl special, we discuss all things unrelated to the super bowl... and MORE!
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Episode 32 - The Last Of Us Gripes
In today's petrifying episode, we unpack HBO's The Last Of Us in all it's cheesy glory. Why is this hit show not all it's cracked up to be? We may never truly know.. but we can complain about it. Listen now while you trip on some parasitic mushrooms.
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Episode 31 - How To Keep Your Burmese Python in Your Pants
In today's EXPLOSIVE episode, we cover a lot of ground: We discuss a sexual kung fu master and how he got bigger balls, carry out a complex analysis of Ye's confusing apology, and learn why our co-host Sick Nick is especially nice to plastic bottle scavengers. Other topics include our experiences getting tickle tortured as kids, our memories of hiding in our respective high school bathrooms, and an intriguing article about a man who stuffed Burmese pythons down his pants. Listen today, you DON'T want to miss this.
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Episode 30 - Live Christmas 2022 Spectacular
On our exciting 30th episode, we rank the top 10 Christmas specials, and debate about the sex lives of Santa Claus & his elves. This episode features special guest Madman from Radio Wastelands, and special musical guests Jennie Ox and Ben Reichman.
Theme song by Marco Monte.
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Bonus Episode #3 - Exploding Microwaves & Food Poisoning Fun
In this bonus episode, we chat bizarre NJ beach trash, what NEVER to put in a microwave, & why we love diarrhea but hate puking.
Episode 29: King Charles Partakes in Royal Sibling Incest?!
On today's program we discuss King Charles partaking in an Ayahuasca journey, after hearing word on the passing of his dear momma, Queen Elizabeth Banks the third. Rock legend The Rock and the story of his world famous trapeze artist family. We also react to a horrendous album produced entirely by mountain goats.
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America's Least Wanted # 28: Alex Jones and the Mystery of the Gonorrhea Grandma
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On today's episode: A cat STUCK in a vending machine, a grandma's giant penis grave ERECTED in Mexico, and our AWARD-WINNING analysis of the Alex Jones trial. Listen now for all this 'n MOAR exciting topics.
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Americas Least Wanted # 27: Thor, the Man Whore Arrested for Indecent Exposure & Ted Cruz Sleeps with Goats
America's Dumbest News Source.
On this weeks episode, Thor got a massive hammer in his pants. Ted Cruz found getting it on with a four legged friend. Batman spanks Robin, to DEATH. Lastly the bloody arsehole, Boris Johnson, gets his bloody arsehole reemed in parliament & more!
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Episode 26 - The Supreme Court SUCKS
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Episode 25: People Picking Penis Pitcher Plant Poses Problems
On today's episode, dolphins od on puffer fish, we discuss our favorite vampire movies, and DC runs on fuel made from babies.
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Episode 24: Roe V Depp, Crypto Crash and Marrying your Cat?!
Update: We had to republish May 19th episode as it failed to process on Spotify the last time. New episode coming out at the end of the week!
On today's episode, a UK woman marries her cat to avoid her landlord's pet ban, crazy republican lawmakers get angry about unborn babies, & crypto markets finally crash and burn.
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Episode 23 - Violent Chimps vs. Horny Bonobos
On today's episode -- An ecology professor thinks the Lochness Monster may just be a whale penis. An idiotic North Carolina man dropped his dog at the shelter because he thinks it's gay. And Al Pacino, 81, is dating a 28-year-old. Plus on this animal-centric episode, we chat chimps vs. bonobos. All this and MORE, on America's Least Wanted.
Episode 22 - Mike Tyson Bites Off the Easter Bunny's Ear
This Week's Headlines - Mike Tyson tries to sell ear-shaped gummies, a perverted Easter Bunny hands out condoms, a confused Republican senator compliments Hitler's early homeless years (???), defecating Furries, and more! Hear us chat about these ridiculous news stories.
Episode 21 - Welcome to Pizza Butt
The headlines on today's episode: In the UK, a man stabbed his girlfriend in the butt because they couldn't agree where to buy pizza. Here in the US, a GOP congressional candidate says that if vaccinated Christians repent, God will remove the poison vaccine from their body. And Jim Carrey says he plans to retire from acting soon, with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 as the peak of his career. Stay tuned to hear us chat about these headlines and more of today's RIVETING topics.
Episode 20 - Will Smith Bitch Slaps Jeff Bezos
Join us on this episode as we make fun of Will Smith, chat about the recent victory against Amazon, compare celebrity net worth, & more!
Episode 19 - Horny Cuomo & The Farting Weatherman
Listen to hear our expert analysis on billionaire sociopaths, Cuomo's cumback, abuse at Amy's Kitchen, and more!
Bonus Episode # 2 - The Bob Saget Mystery
In this bonus episode we discuss what really happened to Bob Saget, Better Call Sauls most boring moments and more!
Episode 18 - The Poop Crime Epidemic
In this episode, we chat NY and Cali's epidemic of scatological crimes, ayahuasca ceremonies, and how Socrates was a sick twisted pervert.
Episode 17 - Art School Scams & Flavored Anal Condoms
Top Stories Today:
- The rise of mint-chocolate flavored anal condoms
- Why art school is a total scam
- The toxic environment of The Dr. Phil Show
Plus Sylvia's 'Love is Blind' recap, and why it's A-OK to travel to North Korea!
Episode 16 - Nuclear War & Martha Dogg
Top headlines today: Florida man arrested for shoving a crossbow down his pants, a scan of dying man's brain reveals life flashes before your eyes, and Snoop Dogg & Martha Stewart are getting hitched.
Also on the program: Preparing for nuclear war...& more!
Episode 15 - Death Cult Job Interviews
In this ep, we talk embarrassing job interviews, the evil capitalist death cult, and some sobering perspectives on the US abroad. Fun times! ;)
Episode 14 - Just Say No to Marvel Movies
On this rollicking episode, we chat terrible Marvel movies, almost dying in Puerto Rico, travel risks and incredible Danish showers.
Episode 13 - Dick Clark's Balls
On this outrageously kind of funny episode, we chat goldfish pets, Betty White, why football players are fat, and New Year's drooping balls.
Episode 12 - Gangly Heartthrobs & British Blokes
We cover a LOT of bases on this episode. The Hollywood remake trend, the cozy warmth of a VHS tape, the difference between British and American actors, and more ill-informed celebrity gossip.
Episode 11 - Flat Earth & The Impending Apocalypse
Tune in to hear us chat about the climate crisis, how we'll be working till we're 70, racist politicians, and more fun topics to cheer up your day.
Episode 10 - Melly Infiltrates a Right-Wing Rally
On this ep, our Cali correspondent Melly goes undercover and tries to interview right-wing people. Plus fun topics like getting teeth pulled and nautical disasters with cannibals.
Episode 9 - Smoking Weed with Tom Hanks' Son
On this episode we cover the absurd world of transracial folk, getting brain damage from weed, and more of today's HOT topics.
Episode 8 - Bidets and Panty Sniffers
On today's episode we chat about fancy restaurant bidets, COVID babies, early 2000's pop culture, and more absolutely crucial topics.
Episode 7 - Bustin' on Ghosts
In the exciting final episode of 2021, we discuss ghosts and Ghostbusters, food that tastes like industrial chemicals, and 50 cent bathrooms on coral islands. It's quite a doozy fellas.
Episode 6 - Infinite Ass Pain
On today's special Christmas eve episode, we discuss Elon Muskrat, buttock surgery, swollen balls and more!
Episode 5 - The BDSM Generation
On this weeks episode, we talk about the alpha generation, body positivity, maid fetish and Goya.
Bonus Episode # 1 - Scammed, Pranked and Wanked
The very first ALW was recorded live for April Fools Day in 2021. This is an edited version of the first hour of the broadcast for your listening pleasure. ;)
Episode 4 - Orangutan Hell
On today's episode we discuss beef fat, black mold, the death of actor Charlie Sheen and disturbing news about orangutans.
WARNING: Disturbing topics are discussed on this episode.
Episode 3 - Poop Matters
On todays episode we discuss dumps, vaccines, the LA/NYC lifestyles and Dora the Explorer.
Episode 2 - Waiting for Melissa
This episode features talk on Trader Joes, Einstein, The Langoliers, ocd, hooded eyes and consciousness.
Pilot
On today's show we're gonna be chatting about Brooklyn memories, rap music and hair dye.