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America's Least Wanted

America's Least Wanted

By Chris Forest

Rapidly aging 80's babies give brutally honest takes on film, TV, music & culture. Hosted by Peter Wyatt, Cornelia, Chris Forest, Sylvia, Robeen, Sick Nick + occasional pals. Stay tuned, it's gonna be jolly good time. Sub for extra content! Follow us on Twitch & Youtube @americasleastwanted for the occasional livestreams & funny videos!
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Episode 44: Arthur Morgan AMA

America's Least WantedSep 20, 2023

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Episode 44: Arthur Morgan AMA
Sep 20, 202310:02
Episode 43: ALW Interviews Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sep 02, 202303:05
Episode 42 - The Top 5 Worst Elliott Smith Songs
Jul 06, 202307:57
Bonus Episode #4 - The Hard Problem Of Consciousness

Bonus Episode #4 - The Hard Problem Of Consciousness

On this bonus episode, we discuss Neo-Advaitic and Buddhist concepts in relation to modern western beliefs surrounding the nature of consciousness, thereby tearing a new arsehole into the space-time continuum.

Jun 26, 202329:21
Episode 41 - Was Succession's Finale a Satisfying End?
Jun 05, 202327:54
Episode 40 - The New David Bowie Doc: Inspiring or Total Trash?
May 23, 202319:20
Episode 39 - "Succession or The Sad Pathetic Life of the Upper Class"
May 08, 202320:09
Episode 38 "Music Nerds Talk Earthquakes & Rock"
Apr 28, 202315:47
Episode 37 - "Celebrity Sell Outs"
Apr 13, 202318:12
Episode 36 "Reality TV & Utopian Futures"
Mar 31, 202319:50
Episode 35 - Colgate TV Dinners And Steve Job's Corpse
Mar 15, 202328:14
Episode 34 - Severed Fingers & Donkey Shite (The Banshees Of Inisherin Review)
Feb 20, 202314:26
Episode 33 - Football Sucks
Feb 13, 202328:00
Episode 32 - The Last Of Us Gripes
Feb 06, 202312:51
Episode 31 - How To Keep Your Burmese Python in Your Pants
Jan 16, 202301:07:37
Episode 30 - Live Christmas 2022 Spectacular

Episode 30 - Live Christmas 2022 Spectacular

On our exciting 30th episode, we rank the top 10 Christmas specials, and debate about the sex lives of Santa Claus & his elves. This episode features special guest Madman from Radio Wastelands, and special musical guests Jennie Ox and Ben Reichman.


Theme song by Marco Monte.


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Dec 20, 202201:34:56
Bonus Episode #3 - Exploding Microwaves & Food Poisoning Fun

Bonus Episode #3 - Exploding Microwaves & Food Poisoning Fun

In this bonus episode, we chat bizarre NJ beach trash, what NEVER to put in a microwave, & why we love diarrhea but hate puking.

Nov 29, 202233:48
Episode 29: King Charles Partakes in Royal Sibling Incest?!
Oct 21, 202256:03
America's Least Wanted # 28: Alex Jones and the Mystery of the Gonorrhea Grandma
Sep 19, 202246:30
Americas Least Wanted # 27: Thor, the Man Whore Arrested for Indecent Exposure & Ted Cruz Sleeps with Goats
Jul 29, 202244:41
Episode 26 - The Supreme Court SUCKS
Jul 01, 202201:28:58
Episode 25: People Picking Penis Pitcher Plant Poses Problems
Jun 04, 202201:20:20
Episode 24: Roe V Depp, Crypto Crash and Marrying your Cat?!
Jun 01, 202241:47
Episode 23 - Violent Chimps vs. Horny Bonobos

Episode 23 - Violent Chimps vs. Horny Bonobos

On today's episode -- An ecology professor thinks the Lochness Monster may just be a whale penis. An idiotic North Carolina man dropped his dog at the shelter because he thinks it's gay. And Al Pacino, 81, is dating a 28-year-old. Plus on this animal-centric episode, we chat chimps vs. bonobos. All this and MORE, on America's Least Wanted.

May 04, 202226:38
Episode 22 - Mike Tyson Bites Off the Easter Bunny's Ear

Episode 22 - Mike Tyson Bites Off the Easter Bunny's Ear

This Week's Headlines - Mike Tyson tries to sell ear-shaped gummies, a perverted Easter Bunny hands out condoms, a confused Republican senator compliments Hitler's early homeless years (???), defecating Furries, and more! Hear us chat about these ridiculous news stories.

Apr 25, 202229:29
Episode 21 - Welcome to Pizza Butt

Episode 21 - Welcome to Pizza Butt

The headlines on today's episode: In the UK, a man stabbed his girlfriend in the butt because they couldn't agree where to buy pizza. Here in the US, a GOP congressional candidate says that if vaccinated Christians repent, God will remove the poison vaccine from their body. And Jim Carrey says he plans to retire from acting soon, with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 as the peak of his career. Stay tuned to hear us chat about these headlines and more of today's RIVETING topics. 

Apr 15, 202224:03
Episode 20 - Will Smith Bitch Slaps Jeff Bezos

Episode 20 - Will Smith Bitch Slaps Jeff Bezos

Join us on this episode as we make fun of Will Smith, chat about the recent victory against Amazon, compare celebrity net worth, & more! 

Apr 08, 202224:05
Episode 19 - Horny Cuomo & The Farting Weatherman

Episode 19 - Horny Cuomo & The Farting Weatherman

Listen to hear our expert analysis on billionaire sociopaths, Cuomo's cumback, abuse at Amy's Kitchen, and more! 

Mar 30, 202228:37
Bonus Episode # 2 - The Bob Saget Mystery

Bonus Episode # 2 - The Bob Saget Mystery

In this bonus episode we discuss what really happened to Bob Saget, Better Call Sauls most boring moments and more!

Mar 23, 202227:18
Episode 18 - The Poop Crime Epidemic

Episode 18 - The Poop Crime Epidemic

In this episode, we chat NY and Cali's epidemic of scatological crimes, ayahuasca ceremonies, and how Socrates was a sick twisted pervert.

Mar 22, 202226:12
Episode 17 - Art School Scams & Flavored Anal Condoms

Episode 17 - Art School Scams & Flavored Anal Condoms

Top Stories Today: 

  • The rise of mint-chocolate flavored anal condoms
  • Why art school is a total scam
    • The toxic environment of The Dr. Phil Show

Plus Sylvia's 'Love is Blind' recap, and why it's A-OK to travel to North Korea!

Mar 14, 202226:10
Episode 16 - Nuclear War & Martha Dogg

Episode 16 - Nuclear War & Martha Dogg

Top headlines today: Florida man arrested for shoving a crossbow down his pants, a scan of dying man's brain reveals life flashes before your eyes, and Snoop Dogg & Martha Stewart are getting hitched. 

Also on the program: Preparing for nuclear war...& more!

Mar 05, 202221:04
Episode 15 - Death Cult Job Interviews

Episode 15 - Death Cult Job Interviews

In this ep, we talk embarrassing job interviews, the evil capitalist death cult, and some sobering perspectives on the US abroad. Fun times! ;)

Feb 26, 202214:55
Episode 14 - Just Say No to Marvel Movies

Episode 14 - Just Say No to Marvel Movies

On this rollicking episode, we chat terrible Marvel movies, almost dying in Puerto Rico, travel risks and incredible Danish showers. 

Feb 18, 202225:43
Episode 13 - Dick Clark's Balls

Episode 13 - Dick Clark's Balls

On this outrageously kind of funny episode, we chat goldfish pets, Betty White, why football players are fat, and New Year's drooping balls. 

Feb 11, 202214:00
Episode 12 - Gangly Heartthrobs & British Blokes

Episode 12 - Gangly Heartthrobs & British Blokes

We cover a LOT of bases on this episode. The Hollywood remake trend, the cozy warmth of a VHS tape, the difference between British and American actors, and more ill-informed celebrity gossip.

Feb 05, 202226:26
Episode 11 - Flat Earth & The Impending Apocalypse

Episode 11 - Flat Earth & The Impending Apocalypse

Tune in to hear us chat about the climate crisis, how we'll be working till we're 70, racist politicians, and more fun topics to cheer up your day. 

Jan 28, 202218:36
Episode 10 - Melly Infiltrates a Right-Wing Rally

Episode 10 - Melly Infiltrates a Right-Wing Rally

On this ep, our Cali correspondent Melly goes undercover and tries to interview right-wing people. Plus fun topics like getting teeth pulled and nautical disasters with cannibals.

Jan 21, 202219:37
Episode 9 - Smoking Weed with Tom Hanks' Son

Episode 9 - Smoking Weed with Tom Hanks' Son

On this episode we cover the absurd world of transracial folk, getting brain damage from weed, and more of today's HOT topics. 

Jan 14, 202212:03
Episode 8 - Bidets and Panty Sniffers

Episode 8 - Bidets and Panty Sniffers

On today's episode we chat about fancy restaurant bidets, COVID babies, early 2000's pop culture, and more absolutely crucial topics. 

Jan 07, 202215:01
Episode 7 - Bustin' on Ghosts

Episode 7 - Bustin' on Ghosts

In the exciting final episode of 2021, we discuss ghosts and Ghostbusters, food that tastes like industrial chemicals, and 50 cent bathrooms on coral islands. It's quite a doozy fellas. 

Dec 31, 202118:09
Episode 6 - Infinite Ass Pain

Episode 6 - Infinite Ass Pain

On today's special Christmas eve episode, we discuss Elon Muskrat, buttock surgery, swollen balls and more! 

Dec 24, 202116:25
Episode 5 - The BDSM Generation

Episode 5 - The BDSM Generation

On this weeks episode, we talk about the alpha generation, body positivity, maid fetish and Goya.

Dec 17, 202116:39
Bonus Episode # 1 - Scammed, Pranked and Wanked

Bonus Episode # 1 - Scammed, Pranked and Wanked

The very first ALW was recorded live for April Fools Day in 2021.  This is an edited version of the first hour of the broadcast for your listening pleasure.  ;)

Dec 15, 202122:19
Episode 4 - Orangutan Hell

Episode 4 - Orangutan Hell

On today's episode we discuss beef fat, black mold, the death of actor Charlie Sheen and disturbing news about orangutans.

WARNING: Disturbing topics are discussed on this episode.

Dec 09, 202121:56
Episode 3 - Poop Matters

Episode 3 - Poop Matters

On todays episode we discuss dumps, vaccines, the LA/NYC lifestyles and Dora the Explorer.

Dec 02, 202119:56
Episode 2 - Waiting for Melissa

Episode 2 - Waiting for Melissa

This episode features talk on Trader Joes, Einstein, The Langoliers, ocd, hooded eyes and consciousness.

Nov 23, 202126:37
Pilot

Pilot

On today's show we're gonna be chatting about Brooklyn memories, rap music and hair dye.  

Nov 16, 202119:03