Am I Famous Yet?
By Vera Mason
Am I Famous Yet?Aug 05, 2022
FAT GIRLS RISE UP
The TRUE Skinny legend herself (Vera-Lee) sits down on the floor with Fat Queen Hannah to talk about what everyone on the planet seems to obsess over... our weight! Hannah shares why she against #fatlove and I come to terms with being a feeder.
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Hakuna Matata!
Last week Fire Daddy may have had my heart but this week my heart's in Moscow. I can't believe I'm saying this but "ISS GETTING MARRIED NAAH"! Hear how Russian daddy popped the question and even take you back in time to our first date. Updates the job search from hell in Boston and my most controversial take yet, public declarations of love on social media are cringe!
You snooze you lose
I'm back this week with another episode after a much needed emotional break. You may be asking yourself "why did you need a break Vera?" and its only because the man I've been obsessed with and stalking for the last 10 months told me he had a girlfriend... Don't worry you'll get the full scoop later. Along with a recap of my most recent day drunk experience with Libby. Always say no to drag brunch and mimosas girls...
ITS RAINING MEN
So I broke the internet after posting a TikTok about meeting a guy in a thunderstorm. Yes, you read that correctly that really happen. I wanted to wait a few days before updating you guys incase he turned out to be a lunatic but to my surprise everything is going well! Despite the fact he doesn't believe in global warming... so here's the full story along with some tips to find YOUR prince on the street! Stick around at the end of the episode for a never told before exclusive story!
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Talking to God and chugging oat milk
Baby this weeks episode may get Hannah and I fired from our jobs but anything for content right? Hannah Banana is back on this weeks episode to talk about our worst edible stories and getting married without our parents permission. SAY NO TO DRUGS AND YES TO NUGS!
Stars, we're just like you
After hitting 10k on TikTok I'm committed more than ever to my fans. Just because I'm a celebrity now doesn't mean I will become any less #relatable or authentic. On this weeks episode we're starting off hot with the recap on my date from hell with the rich Amazon intern, babysitting a racist kid on JUNETEENTH, America stepping back into the 70's.. hotgirl summer is canceled its officially an anxious gworl summer.
#LOVEISLOVE
This episode is the best sound guilty thus far so you're welcome! In honor of Juneteenth I interview with my African friend KD for this interview. We talk code-switching, DNA ancestry, interracial dating, sending grandma's to old folks homes and telling white people not to say the N-Word.
OWN IT JUST OWN IT
This week I'm joined with my cousin to discuss her multiple failed marriages and current entanglement. We rank the hottest and ugliest accents and it can make or break someone on the sexy scale. Since its pride month Vera relives the story of her Mexican summer fling she met in the gay club!
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Life is a journey
What doesn't kill you, makes for a great episode!
On this weeks long awaited episode Vera-Lee relives the trauma of her LAST EVER Bumble date. After the fall of the online dating era she takes matters into her own hands and again is met with extreme regret when she finds herself on a date with a 27 year old non-English speaking virgin. Oh and she briefly touches on self love and acceptance (boring but #growth?). GUESS APPEARANCE AT THE END FROM TIKTOK SINGER @dhasi0
Black and Bad in Boston PART 2
After settling on SLAP GATE for about a week I would like to retract my statement last week on the matter. Another weekend and Boston and I'm reminded how men are lame and white people are rude. The only men who receive a temporary pass are foreign ones. OH AND IM GOING TO COLLEGE!
OSCARS BRIGERTON & BOSTON
Truth be told I recorded this episode last week and I can barely remember what I talked about. I debrief my thoughts on the famous million dollar Chris Rock smack. Honestly it's a compliation of my hot takes. Friend-breakups, my first hate DM from a fan or possible ex. Also does anyone get PTSD from visiting places you'd been with people you now hate? Or is just me..
Gaslight Girlboss
This week you hear first hand how I lose 4 boyfriends in one week, test my luck while gaslighting my way into a mans heart. Main character moments in Boston during St Pattys Day weekend and giving my input on ridiculous Reddit confessions.
Silent or silenced?
On this episode Vera relives her meaningful conversation with a mute man in an empanada shop at 3am. We will unpack the struggles of dating as a Russian woman during the rise of WW3 as well as dating a white man during Black History Month. A lovely guest appearance by soon to be college graduate Libby! Are you really best friends if they refuse to spit degree custody with you?
Valentine's Day: Naked cooking accidents and drunk posting
Vera's joined by her 9-5 companion Hannah to kiki about their steamy Valentine's day rendezvous. This touching holiday brings reflection on the many frogs kissed before their princes. Hannah reveals her secret to getting and keeping a man. And to celebrate Black History Month the girls honor black men with the Drip of the year award.
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ACCOUNTING 101
With the holidays just around the corner, I'm giving you the keys to the kingdom on how to secure yourself a lululemon filled Christmas. This mini episode full of advice on how to snag yourself a glucose daddy. If we are related this is satire and if you're my friend and fellow city girl fan this episode will be your holy grail. Enjoy xoxo Santa
PODMAS DAY: STOP DROP AND ROLE
Thought it was time I catch you all up in full on how I met my soon to be fiancé who's name I don't know. AKA FIRE DADDY! I deep dive a career path that's gained popularity this holiday season...panhandling. Time to self reflect and get the answer to the age old question. Do nice girls finish last?
Friend Gate
Vera encourages more minorities to join equinox, while discouraging people to drink tequila before 11pm. Friend breakup's are hard but best done with a dramatic exit. Listen to her pitch on removing the first amendment!
DCP ROOMMATE TEA FT ALEXA AND THE VLOG
Intro to Greatness
Does the world really need another 20 something year old girl podcasting? Yes it does... IT NEEDS ME! Everyone is bored in the house and in the house bored so spice up your life and listen to me chat sh!t. YES I changed the name after making the trailer #perfectlyimperfect