Angry Cubicles
By Angry Cubicles
Angry CubiclesFeb 22, 2021
Earnhardt Bobble Head!
We start off the episode with a welcome to each other, well more like a FU to each other and then we get into some new that included candy cane principal, offering weed for a big mac, oh yeah he got arrested, a man smelling his girlfriend and a guy we cant even describe him in this recap. You just have to listen to find out about this sicko. After news we for some reason talk about what we are doing for supper the next night and surprise surprise menstrual blood is brought into the conversation.
We then tease the idea of bringing the our better halves on the show more in that later. We talk about is Jeff going to have his yearly kid and how old is too old to have a kid. We talk fatherhood, and how Evan's and Jeff's wives kind of do the heavy lifting. We then go into ghosts, Rush Limbaugh, and bringing in a producer.
Scammers are next on the agenda and for some stupid reason Jared and Jeff get into a spelling competition.
Milking bulls, slowly killing Jared and a bunch of other nonsensical, but funny crap to end the show.
Family Hatred and the Glue that Bonds Us!
We start off by talking about certain times we hate our families, then we move into news that for some reason involves a 5 million dollar border collie and idiots that love their glue. The last part of the show is our usual nonsensical funny crap. We hope you enjoy!
F*ck Jared!
F*ck we are old! 1:06:40 -1 :10:40
Cocaine In the Cats Crack! Beginning of show until 2:11
Very Merry Christmas! Whole Episode
A war on ginger Christmas! 1:36:35 - 1:38:38
Ghost segments
Limos 41:37-42:24 and 51:00-52:00
The Mythical ZJ and Brady's Sperm 1:27:20 - 1:30-00
You Had me at Muscular Dystrophy! 22:30-24:00
Vlad the Impaler my Idol! 1:08:00-1:10:00
You Bought the Gay eggs! 37:00 - 39:30
The Mythical ZJ and Brady's Sperm!
F**K, We're Old!!!
F**K, We're Old!!!
Jeff's OCD and Jared's Revelation!
We start off with a rant about people with OCD and find out Jeff's kind of heartless. We get to Jared's revelation about politics and have a discussion about that and how Jenna Jameson can save the world. We get into some of our favorite news stories so far this year and ones we have done in the past. We wrap up with some banter, and Evan gets jealous of the time Jared and Jeff spend together in the bathroom. Another weird and unusual podcast from your favorite idiots. Check it out.
Cocaine in the Cat's Crack?
We start off by listening to Jared and his mom on a phone call. We then get into the events of the past week and have a discussion about those events. We do some crazy news stories and we get into some sexy talk. We wrap up the episode in the usual way, 30 minutes later than anticipated. Come join us for a crazy episode of idiocy and talk.
Albino Sosa and Live from a cubicle!
A very merry Angry Cubicles Christmas
A War on Gingers Christmas!
We start by talking about the so called war on Christmas, we then pivot to residing that none wants to be happy and they want others miserable too. We got into the news about a terrible minister and some good ole Florida news. Dr. JARED doctor of geographical philiostophy pays a visit to teach us about Christmas trees.
We finish the last segment of the show begging for listeners and money and calling out the listeners we do have. We love you all. Another crazy, off the wall, nonsensical episode that you cant miss.
Oral Sex on the Fake Moon
Limos Jesus and Hitler's Black?
We have a weird one this week.
Jared starts off the show by being a complete douche nozzle but we forgive him. We rant about if Die Hard is Christmas movie and then delve into other Christmas movies. We get to some completely off the wall news stories that include a 25 man orgy, Hitler in Africa and Rick James in Florida. We have a great discussion about reffing and parents. We get into autocorrect texts, cancel culture, and Jeff punching his kid. Enjoy this one, a little long but absolutely worth it. Forget the world for a while and come laugh with us.
You had me at Muscular Dystrophy!
The show starts off talking about the Tyson Jones jr fight . We then talk about the differences between northern hicks and southern hicks. We talk current news and make fun of our news guy for not reading the actual freaking news stories. We go off on Canada again for some reason and figure out that we have to get the muskoots vaccinooted. We get a history lesson from Jared. We try to end the show a couple times and finally get there when Evan realizes just how idiotic Jeff and Jared are.
You Bought the Gay Eggs
This episode might be the best and weirdest one yet. We start with our usual rant this week covering makers vs non-maskers. We then get into lockdowns the holidays and how it will be very tough for people with depression. We get into news with $1000 spent on a farting dog and fat rolls and drugs. We move on to forcing Jared to set a wedding date and the planning the wedding. We try to finish the episode with gay eggs, pleads for listeners and follower. We finally finish the episode by deciding Evan needs to be railed on and usual bulls***.
Corona Virus Special
Roofie for Peace not for a Piece
So with a weird week we start the podcast off a little weird with Jeff and Jared going over some uncomfortable things. Then we get into a long discussion about the best and worst sports movies of all time. we cover news stories with the sausage king expiring, kangaroos getting getting arrested and flying bibles. The rest of the show is where it comes unhinged and we decide we need to give our wives something so we quit getting chores list. Finally hared gives us a sing off and we end the show even more uncomfortably and hilariously than the beginning.
Wake Me Up Before You Indie GoGo!
We start by bagging in Jared for being so damn late. We then get into a discussion about different races and how condescending some white people can be to others. We then move on to the news where somehow it takes 45 minutes to get through three stories. the rest of the time its complete nonsense and hysterical laughter.
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Golden Wiener!
So come join us for some fun on this crazy episode and we will give you a shout out if you want just for supporting us!
I'm Going to Piss on Your Leg
We rant about one uppers, also we have 4 crazy news stories. The news stories are crazy dealing with swearing Parrots, Corrupt politicians, a Cyclist, and some Florida news to top it off. After this we talk about sports, some crazy stuff and Trump and Harris pissing on legs. So come along on this crazy comedy ride and we will be your dirty pleasure.
Bells Palsy Funny?
Come along for this crazy ride with some weird news that carries over from last week and a rant that morphs into something strange. This is a little different format and a little shorter than our last few episodes. Please come join us for some good laughs!
Also check out our poll we have up at https://linkto.run/p/UMYA5PFE
Menstrual Spaghetti
Come listen to us rant about flakes and family in this off the wall episode that has some crazy news stories and an even weirder discussion after that!
Daisy Dorks
Chinese Anyone?
The first part is a little serious but that second bit after the news we truly go off the rails
I Look Like That Monkey Picture
Come join us for some stupid news and great laughs throughout this podcast.
Vlad The Impaler my Idol
We are three idiots that work in an office environment that love to talk about things that annoy us or make us laugh.