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Angry Cubicles

Angry Cubicles

By Angry Cubicles

We are three idiots that work in an office environment that love to talk about things that annoy us or make us laugh.
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Earnhardt Bobble Head!

Angry CubiclesFeb 22, 2021

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Earnhardt Bobble Head!

Earnhardt Bobble Head!

We start off the episode with a welcome to each other,  well more like a FU to each other and then we get into some new that included  candy cane principal, offering weed for a big mac, oh yeah he got arrested, a man smelling his girlfriend and a guy we cant even describe him in this recap. You just have to listen to find out about this sicko. After news we for some reason talk about what we are doing for supper the next night and surprise surprise menstrual blood is brought into the conversation.
We then tease the idea of bringing the our better halves on the show more in that later. We talk about is Jeff going to have his yearly kid and how old is too old to have a kid. We talk fatherhood,  and how Evan's and Jeff's wives kind of do the heavy lifting. We then go into ghosts, Rush Limbaugh, and bringing in a producer.
Scammers are next on the agenda and for some stupid reason Jared and Jeff get into a spelling competition.
Milking bulls, slowly killing Jared and a bunch of other nonsensical, but funny crap to end the show.

Feb 22, 202101:42:48
Family Hatred and the Glue that Bonds Us!

Family Hatred and the Glue that Bonds Us!

We start off by talking about certain times we hate our families, then we move into news that for some reason involves a 5 million dollar border collie and idiots that love their glue. The last part of the show is our usual nonsensical funny crap. We hope you enjoy!

Feb 15, 202101:22:52
F*ck Jared!

F*ck Jared!

F*ck we are old! 1:06:40 -1 :10:40

Cocaine In the Cats Crack! Beginning of show until 2:11

Very Merry Christmas! Whole Episode

A war on ginger Christmas! 1:36:35 - 1:38:38

Ghost segments

Limos 41:37-42:24 and 51:00-52:00

The Mythical ZJ and Brady's Sperm 1:27:20 - 1:30-00

You Had me at Muscular Dystrophy! 22:30-24:00

Vlad the Impaler my Idol! 1:08:00-1:10:00

You Bought the Gay eggs! 37:00 - 39:30

Feb 08, 202129:37
The Mythical ZJ and Brady's Sperm!

The Mythical ZJ and Brady's Sperm!

We start off the episode in crazy fashion talking about doing some unseemly things to Tom Brady and then involve other sports icons. We then move on to Jeff's haunted house and news. We cheer on the redditors over the hedge fund di*** and a couple other strange news stories. We then get visited again, stay tuned for times on our visitors, including one that sounds kind of mad. We lose Evan for a while so Jeff and Jared talk a lot of smack about him, Jared let's us see his new " toy" and is fascinated by the penis tree form by Jeff's house. All in all a very weird and depraved kind of episode one that you will thoroughly enjoy.
Feb 01, 202101:33:10
F**K, We're Old!!!

F**K, We're Old!!!

F**K, We're Old!!!

Jan 25, 202101:40:36
Jeff's OCD and Jared's Revelation!

Jeff's OCD and Jared's Revelation!

We start off with a rant about people with OCD and find out Jeff's kind of heartless. We get to Jared's revelation about politics and have a discussion about that and how Jenna Jameson can save the world. We get into some of our favorite news stories so far this year and ones we have done in the past. We wrap up with some banter, and Evan gets jealous of the time Jared and Jeff spend together in the bathroom. Another weird and unusual podcast from your favorite idiots. Check it out.

Jan 18, 202101:27:31
Cocaine in the Cat's Crack?

Cocaine in the Cat's Crack?

We start off by listening to Jared and his mom on a phone call. We then get into the events of the past week and have a discussion about those events. We do some crazy news stories and we get into some sexy talk. We wrap up the episode in the usual way, 30 minutes later than anticipated. Come  join us for a crazy episode of idiocy and talk.

Jan 11, 202101:51:44
Albino Sosa and Live from a cubicle!

Albino Sosa and Live from a cubicle!

Well what can we say its our first in-person episode! We talk about Seagal Homicide all the way to Sammy Sosa turning himself white all while we are at work. This is one of our more off the wall episodes and we are going to keep doing these crazy episodes in person and hopefully get to a live episode on twitch!
Jan 04, 202101:30:36
A very merry Angry Cubicles Christmas

A very merry Angry Cubicles Christmas

Just wanting to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a happy new year from Angry Cubicles and let everyone know there will be no episode posted this Sunday (12/27) but there will be one posted Sunday (1/3)
Dec 24, 202002:28
A War on Gingers Christmas!

A War on Gingers Christmas!

We start by talking about the so called war on Christmas, we then pivot to residing that none wants to be happy and they want others miserable too. We got into the news about a terrible minister and some good ole Florida news. Dr. JARED doctor of geographical philiostophy pays a visit to teach us about Christmas trees.
We finish the last segment of the show begging for listeners and money and calling out the listeners we do have. We love you all.  Another crazy, off the wall, nonsensical episode that you cant miss.

Dec 21, 202001:58:09
Oral Sex on the Fake Moon

Oral Sex on the Fake Moon

All over the place episode this week. We start with Jared's rant about bad driving. We then get into nerdy stuff involving Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. We get into some news about oral sex on the side of the road, an a-hole Florida college student and flight attendants in Diapers. We talk about Jeff's haunted house and the voices on our last episode. Jared gives a very informative history on the moon landing and Evan's family story. We wrap up the episode with the other two trying to get Jeff killed by a ghost and blinking lights. Great episode with the usual bs and alot of laughs.
Dec 14, 202002:04:12
Limos Jesus and Hitler's Black?

Limos Jesus and Hitler's Black?

We have a weird one this week.

Jared starts off the show by being a complete douche nozzle but we forgive him. We rant about if Die Hard is Christmas movie and then delve into other Christmas movies. We get to some completely off the wall news stories that include a 25 man orgy, Hitler in Africa and Rick James in Florida. We have a great discussion about reffing and parents. We get into autocorrect texts, cancel culture, and Jeff punching his kid. Enjoy this one, a little long but absolutely worth it. Forget the world for a while and come laugh with us.

Dec 07, 202002:04:40
You had me at Muscular Dystrophy!

You had me at Muscular Dystrophy!

The show starts off talking about the Tyson Jones jr fight . We then talk about the differences between northern hicks and southern hicks. We talk current news and make fun of our news guy for not reading the actual freaking news stories. We go off on Canada again for some reason and figure out that we have to get the muskoots vaccinooted.  We get a history lesson from Jared. We try to end the show a couple times and finally get there when Evan realizes just how idiotic Jeff and Jared are.

Nov 30, 202001:34:32
You Bought the Gay Eggs

You Bought the Gay Eggs

This episode might be the best and weirdest one yet. We start with our usual rant this week covering makers vs non-maskers. We then get into lockdowns the holidays and how it will be very tough for people with depression. We get into news with $1000 spent on a farting dog and fat rolls and drugs. We move on to forcing Jared to set a wedding date and the planning the wedding. We try to finish the episode with gay eggs, pleads for listeners and follower. We finally finish the episode by deciding Evan needs to be railed on and usual bulls***.

Nov 23, 202001:45:56
Corona Virus Special

Corona Virus Special

Evan and Jeff take over the podcast with Jared not being able to be there. We start off with Evan talking about him getting Covid. Jeff bitching about no electricity and Evan getting flipped off because we were talking about our wives. We then get into some Florida news, another poor fast food schmuck getting assulted. We talk about SWATing Jared at some point. We finish off the episode exchanging drinking stories, our favorite drinks and making party plans. We also getting into fun wedding stories and how drunk we can get at them, and hatching a plan to get Jared married so we have a wedding to go to. We also talked about Emceeing a listeners wedding and how much fun that would be. Remember to share everything and make sure to listen every week.
Nov 17, 202001:36:34
Roofie for Peace not for a Piece

Roofie for Peace not for a Piece

So with a weird week we start the podcast off a little weird with Jeff and Jared going over some uncomfortable things. Then we get into a long discussion about the best and worst sports movies of all time. we cover news stories with the sausage king expiring, kangaroos getting getting arrested and flying bibles. The rest of the show is where it comes unhinged and we decide we need to give our wives something so we quit getting chores list. Finally hared gives us a sing off and we end the show even more uncomfortably and hilariously than the beginning.

Nov 09, 202001:53:11
Wake Me Up Before You Indie GoGo!

Wake Me Up Before You Indie GoGo!

We start by bagging in Jared for being so damn late. We then get into a discussion about different races and how condescending some white people can be to others. We then move on to the news where somehow it takes 45 minutes to get through three stories. the rest of the time its complete nonsense and hysterical laughter.

Come Support us on Indie GoGo at igg.me/at/angrycubicles and you might just get a Golden Wiener T-shirt.

Nov 02, 202001:49:06
Golden Wiener!

Golden Wiener!

The most over rated bands gets a heated debate and the news is as crazy as ever! A famous rapper says "I Don't Want to Be 20 Cent" and an illegal million dollar ring. Then we go off the rails and talk about some strange stuff and our first award we will give out when we hit it big.
So come join us for some fun on this crazy episode and we will give you a shout out if you want just for supporting us!
Oct 26, 202001:31:31
I'm Going to Piss on Your Leg

I'm Going to Piss on Your Leg

We rant about one uppers, also we have 4 crazy news stories. The news stories are crazy dealing with swearing Parrots, Corrupt politicians, a Cyclist, and some Florida news to top it off. After this we talk about sports, some crazy stuff and Trump and Harris pissing on legs. So come along on this crazy comedy ride and we will be your dirty pleasure.

Oct 19, 202001:28:41
Bells Palsy Funny?

Bells Palsy Funny?

Come along for this crazy ride with some weird news that carries over from last week and a rant that morphs into something strange. This is a little different format and a little shorter than our last few episodes. Please come join us for some good laughs!

Also check out our poll we have up at https://linkto.run/p/UMYA5PFE

Oct 12, 202001:17:44
Menstrual Spaghetti

Menstrual Spaghetti

Come listen to us rant about flakes and family in this off the wall episode that has some crazy news stories and an even weirder discussion after that!

Oct 05, 202001:45:42
Daisy Dorks

Daisy Dorks

We go off the rails in this one so follow and laugh along with our dumb selves!
Sep 28, 202001:39:41
Chinese Anyone?

Chinese Anyone?

The first part is a little serious but that second bit after the news we truly go off the rails

Sep 21, 202001:33:00
I Look Like That Monkey Picture

I Look Like That Monkey Picture

Come join us for some stupid news and great laughs throughout this podcast.

Sep 14, 202001:11:54
Vlad The Impaler my Idol

Vlad The Impaler my Idol

We are three idiots that work in an office environment that love to talk about things that annoy us or make us laugh.

Sep 02, 202001:09:26