An Animorphs Book Club Podcast
By Mushy Mustard
An Animorphs Book Club PodcastMar 17, 2024
TV Series [Episodes 01-03]
Before reading the next book, we decided to check out the first three episodes of the Animorphs TV series: "My Name Is Jake, Part 1," "My Name Is Jake, Part 2," and "Underground."
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An Animorphs VHS Club Podcast
Book 21 - Jake does a ballroom dance
We discuss “The Threat.” Jake goes into the deep web, and the Animorphs go into a vent like in the hit game Among Us. There’s also Andalite penetration.
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Book 20 - Visser Three's Fursona
We discuss “The Discovery.” A new Animorph, David, talks to Visser Three in an AOL roleplay chat and sells his Minecraft coordinates to the Yeerks. David is evil since he likes Megadeth.
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Book 19 - Finally, a good Cassie Book
We discuss “The Departure,” which is the best Animorphs book. You should go read it. There is lots of talking and philosophosizing, and Marco’s body regenerates.
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Megamorphs 2 - An, Animorphs, Book Club, and Podcast
We discuss “In the Time of the Dinosaurs,” the first real Megamorphs book. The Animorphs go to dinosaur time, write the Bible, and grow old eating broccoli with the crab people.
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Book 18 - Funny Snake Tube
We discuss "The Decision." The Animorphs become mosquitos to take blood from Marco's favorite clown, then the author gets bored of that plot and suddenly switches to a better one.
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Book 17 - Oatmeal or something
We discuss “The Underground.” Rachel sneaks around the Yeerk Pool in disguise and is really cool. She'd be good at Among Us. Watch us eat oatmeal: https://youtu.be/fqAh26cujBg
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Book 16 - Jake does the HampsterDance
We discuss “The Warning” and take a journey through 1990's internet. Jake and Cassie burn down a mansion owned by Visser Three’s twin brother and then make out in the flames.
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Book 15 - Buppo the Clown's Aquatic Rescue Mission
We discuss “The Escape.” The Animorphs finally ride roller coasters as birds. We theorize in ways that require a lot of misinformation, some opinions change, and now this book is the Bible.
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Book 14 - Megabutt 1: The Andalite's Gift (a toilet)
We discuss “The Unknown,” a title referring to an Andalite toilet. The Animorphs watch a Yeerk poop. Visser Three watches Cassie poop. That’s how this book is.
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Book 13 - Totally Rad Skateboarding Oak Tree
We discuss “The Change,” where Tobias grows giant, and then eagles fly out of his butt. We also talk about some things that have made us cry, like playing Othello.
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Andalite Chronicles (2/2) - The Softball Podcast
We discuss the second half of “The Andalite Chronicles.” Elfangor and Lauren flop around the universe then suddenly feel like smoking cigarettes and voting.
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Content warning: This episode contains discussion of fictional sexual assault
Andalite Chronicles (1/2) - Elfangor Plays Mario Sunshine
We discuss one half of “The Andalite Chronicles,” and it’s lightyears ahead of other Animorphs books. Alfangor, Alauren, and Lauren go on an adventure fighting Scoo Pachoos.
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Pizza Heroes
(Not Animorphs) Mustard, Stir, and Blue Thunder play a storytelling game while waiting for a pizza delivery. Here's the game: https://acsherman.itch.io/pizza-heroes
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Book 12 - Maybe they should just kill Rachel
THIS BOOK WAS LIKE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HEHEH HOOOOOHEEEEEEEE DOOOP DOOP DOOP I'M KAPPLEGATE HOHO I'M DUMDUMBBBBB
HAHALOLOL WHAT IF RACHE L JINGLES UNDERWATER SMART IM SMART KAPPELE GATE
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(We discuss “The Reaction”)
The disclaimer voice is a Sonic the Hedgehog deep fake.
Book 11 - Jake does a square dance (and finally dies)
We discuss “The Forgotten,” the book that B Natural forgot about. Jake runs around in the Amazon rainforest talking to nobody.
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Becoming a fly and not eating poop is like going to the Grand Canyon and not looking at it.
Book 10 - (the real one this time)
We discuss “The Android,” the most appropriately-named Animorphs book so far. It teaches us about the Chee, the Pemalites, and how Zero-space works.
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Book 10 - Air Morph One: Ready For Takeoff
We discuss Air Morph One: Ready For Takeoff. Melvin, presumably the newest member of the Animorphs, isn’t very good at writing. Anthrax is an American heavy metal band.
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Some audio is from episode 4 of The Animorphs Book Club, that other podcast.
We’re still on hiatus from releasing episodes regularly, with 10 episodes recorded that need to be edited. They’ll be out when I have more time. There are some really great books coming up.
Graphic Novel 01
We discuss Animorphs the Graphic Novel 1: The Invasion by Chris Grine. Everyone should buy this book. Also, we're on hiatus.
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Shoutouts to "The" Animorphs Book Club.
Book 09 - The Morons of Smell
We discuss “The Secret.” We also spend a lot of time talking about previous Animorphs books, because this one is really bad. It’s smelly.
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Book 08 - Thank you, thank you very much
We discuss "The Alien" and finally learn what an aristh is. Ax contemplates his relationship with the Animorphs, his duty to avenge his brother's death, and the taste of salt and grease.
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Special thanks to Mr. John Kirbysdreamland2.
Megamorphs 1 - Morphie, Morpho, Morphel, Morphas, and Morphimili
We discuss “The Andalite’s Gift.” FLASH! Tobias offers to poop on Marco. Marco is dating a giant dust monster from Saturn.
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Hop on Pop
(Not Animorphs) We read and discuss Dr. Seuss’s “Hop on Pop.” If you have this book at home, feel free to read along with us.
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Book 07 - International Ellimist Police
We discuss “The Stranger.” In this book, they Netflix and chill in Cassie’s barn and eat Tobias at Visser Three’s barbecue.
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Don't we all think that Tobias is birdened enough?
Book 06 - Jake does the Hokey Pokey
We discuss the most flawless Animorphs book so far, “The Capture.” Jake’s friends decide to tie him up for three days. Jake is like “yay.”
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Alternate episode titles: “Visser Milgram Test” and “Someone kill this fool for me”
Book 05 - Mothershipgate
We discuss “The Predator” and spend almost ten minutes arguing about whether or not the ending is a cop-out.
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Alternate episode title: “Ants are Satan Incarnate”
Book 04 - Hooplening and Hocklabashing
We discuss Kapplegate’s fourth Animorphs book, “The Message.” Most of us think it isn’t great, but AX! AAAAX!
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"Some jokes are just too dumb for me, and that one wasn't."
Book 03 - The titles of these books mean nothing
B Natural, Batter, Mustard, and Stir discuss hawk sex and then argue about the third Animorphs book, “The Encounter.”
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Book 02 - The Visitor
B Natural, Batter, Kurger Bing (?), Mustard, and Stir discuss the second Animorphs book. Episode discussing Hop on Pop coming soon.
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Book 01 - The Invasion
B Natural, Batter, Kurger Bing, Mustard, and Stir discuss the first Animorphs book. Watch out for axe murderers.
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00 - Pilot
B Natural, Batter, Kurger Bing, Mustard, Stir, B Natural, and Batter blindly discuss Animorphs. We'll talk about the first book in the next episode. Shout-out to Cinnamon Bunzuh - An Animorphs Review Blog.
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