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The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling

The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling

By Anthony Keetch
Patriot, author and God-fearing subject of Her Majesty. What the uncouth call a 'blog,' I like to think of as an epistle to my apostles
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Sir Desmond Stirling in Blyton Rock
Sir Desmond recalls the time when he so nearly collaborated with a famous children's author. Written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2021
05:44
September 24, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in 'Nude With Pencil'
Sir Desmond Stirling, acclaimed author and proud nudist, remembers the day when - both trouserless and legless - he may quite possibly have been persuaded to partake in an early film which championed the delights of nudism. Written and perfomed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2021
05:24
September 17, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling ponders old age
A luncheon date with his ailing publisher Archie Space-Oddity puts Sir Desmond in a reflective mood Written & perfomed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2021
02:18
September 15, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Scarhelldeath Hall
Sir DesmondSstirling - acclaimed purveyor of spooky yarns - reminisces about his schoodays. Written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2021
03:00
September 3, 2021
Stirling on the Box!
Sir Desmond Stirling, acclaimed author of best-selling Satanic yarns, recalls his early appearances on television - including the now notorious BBC2 programme for men called 'manhood!' Written & performed by Anthony Keetch (c) 2021
04:36
August 19, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling: Hampton Uncaught
Sir Desmond Stirling - best-selling author and bon vivant - relates the story of his less-than-successful foray into running a nudist colony.
06:25
August 2, 2021
Black Magic: a Gateway to Beastliness!
Sir Desmond Stirling - acclaimed author of spooky yarns - recalls his first encounter with the Dark Side at a seemingly innocent orgy in London's fashionable Hanwell... Written & performed by Anthony Keetch (c) 2021
07:55
July 24, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in The Tell-Tale Nipple episode 5
The conclusion to Sir Desmond Stirling's ghostly encounter with the chilling Sir Jasper de Scornly. Or is it...? Written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) 2021
12:06
July 14, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in The Tell-Tale Nipple episode 4
Is Sir Desmond Stirling any closer to solving the mystery of the Third Nipple? Will Darren Frognall do the manly thing and face the ghost himself - or will it require  a couple of stiff ones down the throat before he will find the spunk to do so? Listen in disbelief to the fourth hair-curling episode of The Tell-Tale Nipple Written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) 2021
14:46
July 8, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in The Tell-Tale Nipple episode 3
The mystery thickens like spooky gravy as Sir Desmond Stirling finally encounters the legendary ghost of Abaddon's Gentlemen club! Shiver at this third spine-tingling chapter! Written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) 2021
18:21
June 29, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in The Tell-Tale Nipple episode 2
The second bone-shivering installment of acclaimed author Sir Desmond Stirling's quest to solve the mystery of The Tell-Tale Nipple!    Written & performed by Anthony Keetch (c) 2021
18:00
June 15, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in The Tell-Tale Nipple episode 1
Best-selling author of Satanic chillers, Sir Desmond Stirling, tells us the first installment of his new saga of menace! Written and performed by Anthony Keetch
13:37
June 4, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Dread Rocks Holiday episode 10
Sir Desmond Stirling, best-selling author of Satanic chillers, reaches the bowel-clenching conclusion of his epic adventure at Dread Rocks  Lighthouse! Written and performed by Anthony Keetch
11:41
April 20, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Dread Rocks Holiday episode 9
Is acclaimed author of Satanic chillers Sir Desmond Stirling about to cash in his chips? Who is the Nazi who has just shown up underneath  Dread Rocks Lighthouse? Is the Fourth Reich imminent and will Sir  Desmond's blood be the milk which suckles the newborn?  Listen in horror to the latest gruesome instalment of Dread Rocks  Holiday! To be concluded...
12:36
April 20, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Dread Rocks Holiday episode 8
Acclaimed author of best-selling Satanic chillers, Sir Desmond Stirling's spooky adventures in self-isolation on Dread Rocks Lighthouse get stranger and stranger, and just when he thinks things can't get worse, guess who turns up... Follow Sir Desmond on twitter @sirdesstirling
08:39
April 19, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Dread Rocks Holiday episode 7
Sir Desmond Stirling, the foremost author of stylish thrillers and occult novels in the world, is self-isolating on Dread Rocks Lighthouse.  But as usual his plans are hijacked by ne'er-do-wells, and inevitably he is facing a gruesome death... Follow Sir Desmond on Twitter
10:40
April 19, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Dread Rocks Holiday episode 6
Is this it for the nation's favourite purveyor of spooky chillers? Surely Sir Desmond Stirling can't survive? Or can he? Listen and find out.
06:36
April 19, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Dread Rocks Holiday episode 5
Can things get even worse for Sir Desmond Stirling on Dread Rocks lighthouse? How did he survive the last cliffhanger? Will the next one be even worse? Perils galore for the plucky pensmith persist...
08:37
April 18, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Dread Rocks Holiday episode 4
Best-selling author of Satanic yarns, Sir Desmond Stirling, continues his spooky adventures on creepy Dread Rocks Lighthouse.
05:22
April 18, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Dread Rocks Holiday episode 3
Best-selling author of satanic chillers and devout nudist Sir Desmond Stirling encounters more unspeakable terror on Dread Rocks Lighthouse.
03:58
April 18, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Dread Rocks Holiday episode 2
Acclaimed author of Satanic chillers Sir Desmond Stirling continues his spooky adventures in self-isolation on Dread Rocks Lighthouse.
11:55
April 18, 2021
Sir Desmond Stirling in Dread Rocks Holiday episode 1
I, Sir Desmond Stirling, am the foremost author of stylish thrillers and occult novels in the world. That’s not how I describe myself, I hasten  to point out, that was in The Reader’s Digest Guide to Modern British Authors. Of course, they were right, even if one says so oneself. I may  be a humble scribe, but I do rather think there’s something frightfully common about false modesty. And the hack who called me a ‘Purveyor of  pot-boiling prurient piffle’ in the Times Literary Supplement is an alliterative arse.   And now you can enjoy my adventures in self-isolation on the eerie Dread  Rocks Lighthouse.   To be continued....
14:53
April 17, 2021