a Podcast: the Podcast
By Lee and Robby
a Podcast: the PodcastJan 10, 2024
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Octopus F**k Machine
Do you like fiction set during the Cold War? Do you enjoy a good relationship drama with great performances and unique dialogue? Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a chicken nugget with tentacles was having its way with your wife? Well then Possession may be the perfect film for you, and the boys are here to tell you all about it!
Lee and Robby Stop Taylor Swift
Lee got married; Robby's roommates can't stop f*cking; Donald Trump is ready to do dictator stuff; Lee is a closeted KISS fan; Robby gets promoted; Taylor Swift is a menace and she must be stopped at all costs.
Eastbound and Down Syndrome (Halloween Spooktacular)
Robby finally watched The Exorcist, which was the scariest thing he had ever seen - until Disney dropped those pics of the seven dwarfs.
Lee's Privileged Ass
This week on the pod: Green Day's new song is worse than 15 9/11s; Robby's neighbors are having loud constant sex; Lee has a new appreciation for Jason Vorhees; Trump does a Seinfeld routine at his rally in New Hampshire after urging his supporters not to vote lol.
Colored Phrases
Lee and Robby Want to Play a Game
Lee and Robby want to play a game. The game is simple. Kill yourself or be killed. The choice is yours. Choose wisely. You have 5 minutes to make your choice. Let the games begin.
A Heat So Hot You'll Wish It Was Cold
Good news! This week's episode features 2 BOOMER RANTS for the price of 1! Aren't you so lucky to receive a podcast such as this? LeeMychael loves William Friedkin and probably wants to make the big sex with him even though he is dead. Isn't that weird? How zany. I like podcasting. Podcasting good. Podcasting fun. Eat the sloppy piggy boy.
Thick Family Milk
Wake up babe, the Rudy Giuliani transcripts just dropped.
Lee and Robby Infiltrate the Alt-Right
John Wick 4 Ever
Seriously, how did they miss the opportunity to call it John Wick 4 Ever?
I'm Ready to be Done
The movie Elvis was so bad it triggers LeeMychael into another boomer rant. Aren't we so lucky?
Your Dad's Ratf*ck
LeeMychael boomer-rants about his teenage co-workers and Twitch, and Robby needs therapy after watching a French horror movie.
Robby's Patchy Hole
LeeMychael explains the next Fast and Furious Movie, Robby definitely watched the Big Game, and the boys discuss the animated classic Spirited Away
Eradicate Me, Daddy Xi!
Partisan Nanobots
We break down this years Oscars nominations, learn about some of the fun rules the Proud Boys apparently have to follow and smoking is good for you, actually.
Keepin' It Tight, Hangin' Loose
Lee and Robby extended their sincerest congratulations to Kevin McCarthy and imagine what Chuck E. Cheese would be like as a grizzled noir detective.
Lee and Robby Make Very Nice Sexy Time
2023 is off to a start! This week we're recapping the end of the year and talking about things that have happened so far this year.
Daddy's Dip Spit
Quizmoise
Ho, Ho, Ho. Come for the tidings of great joy, stay for the sick Albert Hammond, Jr. reference. This week Lee and Robby recount some of their favorite Christmas gifts; Lee guesses the entire plot of Avatar: The Way of Water; MAGA in-fighting makes our pee-pees big; James Cameron has lost his fucking mind - and so much more!
Stepping on Meatloaf
The man or the food, you ask? Anything is possible for the right price ;-)
All Cake, No Candles
RIP Kirstie Alley
It Gets Pretty Moist
This week Lee and Robby get concussions from being beat over the head with the themes in Alex Garland's film "Men". Speaking of toxic masculinity, other topics include: Herschel Walker blames his wife for his ugly kids; Nick Fuentes longs for the good ol' days of burning women at the stake and drowning them in rivers; Donald Trump didn't mean to have dinner with two known anti-semites; Lee went hard on Black Friday.
Sexting with Chris Hansen
Hi! Hello! This week LeeMychael rediscovers the hit 90s sitcom Home Improvement and Robby comes up with a fun idea for a science fair project.
Horny for Ham
With only one and a half months left of Christmas, Lee and Robby finally get into the holiday spirit.
Midterms Spooktacular!
October may be over but that doesn't spooky season has to end! American democracy may be slowly unraveling like the most boring ever train wreck but at least someone is finally destroying Twitter.
Robby's Guide to Better Understanding Mnemonics
Robby's method for remembering the order of taxa just might help you ace your next biology test!
Halloween "Ends"
Halloween Ends is the 13th film in the Halloween franchise and the 7th film where Laurie Strode faces off against Michael Myers for the last time.
Adam Sandler Plays Both Wives
The Hellraiser reboot dropped over the weekend so you KNOW the boys had to spend like 40 minutes talking about that. Again. Lee and Robby also pitch the next hit film from Happy Madison Productions starring Adam Sandler and Michael Shannon.
Lee and Robby in the Closet Together
This week Russia illegally annexed territories, Herschel Walker's family came forward about the abuse they've endured from him, Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband filed for divorce, Dr. Oz's decades spanning medical studies have killed hundreds of animals, Donald Trump sinks further into legal trouble, and Republicans had a total melt down after a black woman played a dead white man's flute. Also Lee had an existential Crisis while watching Hocus Pocus 2, so we're mostly here to talk about that.
Anthony Weiner 2024
Ah shit, we forgot to make fun of Adam Levine's sext messages.
Big Cylindrical Brownies in Your Mouth
We're back again! This week the boys recount Robby's trip to OKC and all the horrible movies they watched, spitball some new ideas for the adult toy industry, and go over some of the totally cool and normal things going on in the ever changing world of US politics.
(the sponsorship is just a joke plz don't sue us, we're fragile)
Predussy
We're back after a brief hiatus to review Prey, the latest installment in the Predator series
Lee's Turf War with the Vietnamese
This week on the show: Lee's driveway has become free use, much like your mom; Robby has been dabbling in the art of mixology; Lee reviews Sex, Lies, and Videotape; Robby has a vague recollection of watching part of The Meg on TV a few days ago.
Reclaiming Skinheads for the Gays
The depths to which our collective despair can sit keeps getting lower, but hey, at least we still have mediocre media to distract us, right? The beginning of the end; LeeMychael's 4th of July plans; Multiverse of Madness; Obi-Wan Kenobi and Peaky Blinders; and more on this week's episode of a Podcast the Podcast.
You Don't Have to Pull Out for Anything (w/ Nathan G. Wiley)
This week Lee and Robby are joined by musician and poet Nathan G. Wiley to discuss his self-published poetry collection Blue Sky Heart; awkward sexual encounters; Nathan takes on the hot seat; and everyone recounts their wild late night encounters in Bricktown
(the ads are satirical, I promise)
Get your copy of Blue Sky Heart by Nathan G. Wiley here
First Base on the Band Bus (w/ Parker Rhea)
This week Lee and Robby are joined by Parker Rhea, guitarist for Oklahoma City based rock band Pabu, who came by to shamelessly promote their new single "Winona From Lake Bear"; his live streaming company Circle Lotus Media; upset Lee with his hot take on The Batman; and weigh the pros and cons of marketing music on PornHub. (also the ads are jokes plz don't sue us UwU)
Get Pabu's new single, "Winona From Lake Bear" here
EP. 74 - Season 1 Finale
and with that, the first season of A Podcast: The Podcast comes to an end.
EP. 73 - Grifting the Right
LeeMychael recounts his wild weekend, Robby gets to hold some babies, George Bush has a freudian slip, we create a celebrity Presidential Cabinet, and we invent yet another money making grift that might actually work! What a time to be alive.
EP. 72 - Lee and Robby's Non Fungible Tokens
Ep. 71 - Hitler the Hopeful Hobo
Those darn GOP boys are at it again! Spider-Man: No Way Home is definitely a movie; a comically racist journalist cries about the CMAs; Trump talks about the REAL n-word; more political scandals happened but who cares; the weather is probably killing LeeMychael; and many, many other silly topics to tickle your fancy you naughty little sausage.
EP. 70 - Born 2 Cumb
This week: Lee finds out he is gay for not looking up a girl's skirt; Robby leaves the Metaverse; The Muppets should adapt Cyrano de Bergerac; Lee and Robby recommend rom-coms; Tall Girl 2: Taller Girl: Walking Tall.
Ep. 69 - The Family Smash Burger
Pussy and Whip-Its and Louis CK, OH MY! The Grammy’s, epic theme park life hacks, the the new age of vaping, a little known Batman comic, Spetters, vegetables are actual poison, and more right here to tickle your sweet lil earholes.
EP. 68 - Buzz Lightyear: Star Command Bootlicker
Wasn't it so brave for Will Smith to defend his son's friend's girlfriend at the big event for out-of-touch, famous weirdos? Very cool. Also Demi Moore is just a collection of nanobots, who knew? The Oscars, Hulu's Fresh, CODA, the woes of modern technology, Top Gun: Maverick and more, right here for your listening pleasure.
EP. 67 - Adopt a Fish/Possess a Pet
Ep. 66 - The Goddamn Batman
EP. 65 - Everything Sucks and So Do You, Too
We may be standing on the brink of another World War, but at least The Batman comes out this week - and you know what that means: we're one week closer to not having to listen to Lee talk about Batman movies. Other topics include: How to fake the second coming of Christ.
EP. 64 - Boners for Truckers
EP. 63 - Star Wars: Knights of the Dominican Republic
"Lee and Robby Pitch a Shady Business Idea" is becoming a reoccurring sketch on this show, but their idea for a Froyo style mashed potato joint and a backyard BBQ version of Benihana have some serious potential. Also that was totally Superior Iron Man in that Doctor Strange trailer.
EP. 62 - All My Exes Were in the North Tower
Lee and Robby had an entire conversation about the n-word without ever actually saying it. See Joe Rogan, it CAN be done!