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Apostates Anonymous

Apostates Anonymous

By Matthew J. Distefano and Keith Giles

Apostates Anonymous is the show you turn to when you can no longer call yourself an Evangelical. Join hosts Keith Giles and Matthew J. Distefano as they tip over just about every sacred cow known to man. It's sure to be a good time for any true heathen or heretic.
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Jesus Undefeated

Apostates AnonymousFeb 08, 2022

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Gray Includes Black and White
May 16, 202301:03:05
Our Expanded Canon
May 02, 202301:01:29
Is Teaching Hell Propaganda?
Apr 18, 202301:00:27
How Pastors & Pundits Brainwash the Masses
Apr 04, 202301:04:22
The Wisdom of Hobbits
Mar 21, 202356:26
What Exactly is a Revival?
Mar 07, 202353:39
Keith Giles vs. "Doctor" James White: Debate Recap
Feb 21, 202301:02:25
Responding to Mark Driscoll's Twitter

Responding to Mark Driscoll's Twitter

This week, Matt and Keith respond to...wait for it...Mark Driscoll's Twitter. Though both have been blocked by "pastor" Mark, that doesn't stop them from seeing the latest from the world of Toxic Masculinity (TM).

Today's sponsor is Safer than the Known Way: A Post-Christian Journey, by Maria Francesca French.

If you want to send "pastor" Mark a copy of Don't Be A D*ck, his church address is:

Trinity Church
8620 E McDonald Dr.
Scottsdale, AZ 85250

Or, to send a Kindle copy of the book, their email address is: info@thetrinitychurch.com

Check out all the QuoirCast Podcasts:

This is Not Church
Messy Spirituality
IdeasDigest
Apostates Anonymous
The New Evangelicals

Feb 07, 202352:24
Beware the Alpha Males: Responding to Matt Walsh
Jan 24, 202301:03:18
What Does it Mean to be Post-Christian?
Jan 10, 202301:00:44
Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, from your friends at Apostates Anonymous. See you in 2023!!!

Dec 27, 202223:33
What's Up with the Bible?
Dec 13, 202201:00:46
What Are We Thankful For?

What Are We Thankful For?

Today's episode is a bit shorter than normal, and doesn't feature a sponsor (BOOOOOOO!!!!!). But it's an important one because we talk about gratitude and being thankful. Happy Thanksgiving, ya heathens!!!

Nov 29, 202234:27
The Future of Christianity in America

The Future of Christianity in America

What is the future of Christianity in America? Time will tell. But if the Christian Nationalists have their way, it won't be good.

Plus, a word from our sponsor: HellVR.

If you want to send a copy of Keith's book Jesus Untangled to MTG, Lindsey Graham, or Ron DeSantis, here are their addresses:

The Honorable Marjorie Taylor Greene
1023 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC, 20515-1014

Lindsey Graham
290 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

Office of Governor Ron DeSantis
State of Florida
The Capitol
400 S. Monroe St.

Nov 15, 202259:30
Christian Outrage Culture
Nov 01, 202201:00:19
Join the Quoir!

Join the Quoir!

Today, Keith and Matt have a huuuuuuuge announcement and are here to talk about it. Please rate and review, if you care about us even a little ;)

Oct 18, 202236:27
Was Junia a Man? Responding to Alisa Childers

Was Junia a Man? Responding to Alisa Childers

In this week's episode, Matt and Keith respond to a video by Alisa Childers in which she argues that Junia was neither a woman nor an apostle.

Plus, a word from our sponsor: Bendable Jesus

Oct 04, 202259:38
Responding to Pastor Brian Suave of Refuge Church

Responding to Pastor Brian Suave of Refuge Church

In this episode, Matt and Keith respond to a series of misogynist Tweets by Pastor Brian Suave.

For those who want to participate in the Don't Be A Dick Campaign, below is the address of Brian's church. Please order a copy of Matt's book HERE, and then send as many as you want to:

Attn: Brian Suave
Refuge Church
607 26th Street
Ogden, UT 84401

PS: Perhaps you'll want to even send him a letter? Not that we condone such behavior, but just putting it out there.

Sep 20, 202256:21
Repent!

Repent!

Christians talk about repentance a good deal. For the nones and dones, that's a bit of a triggering word. So, Matt and Keith are gonna talk about it on today's episode, which is brought to you by the Bible is Always Right Boardgame.

Sep 06, 202201:00:01
Heaven and Hell

Heaven and Hell

We have all heard that heaven is eternal life in God while hell is perpetual suffering. We've also heard that "Ooh, heaven is a place on earth." Would it surprise you that we are more in alignment with the second option than the first.

Today's sponsor is White Jesus, who has a message for all us heretics.

Aug 23, 202258:47
The Second Coming of Christ

The Second Coming of Christ

We all grew up believing in the second coming of Christ, but many of us have left that belief behind. In this episode, we discuss what it is and what it is not. Plus, a word from our sponsor, pastor Craig Glock.

Aug 09, 202201:04:54
The Good Samaritan Packs Heat?

The Good Samaritan Packs Heat?

There was another mass shooting in America, but this time it was stopped abruptly by "a good guy with a gun" who has been called a good Samaritan. Is this appropriate or not? Keith and Matthew weigh in.

Plus, Balaam's Ass, the 90s Christian rock supergroup, is back and you can get tickets now!!!

Jul 26, 202255:56
Learning to Float

Learning to Float

In today's episode, we discuss Matt's new book (coauthored with Michelle Collins) Learning to Float.

Our sponsor is Giles' Laboratory, who have a product that will get you writing as prolific as Keith Giles in no time.

Jul 12, 202201:00:58
Sola Mysterium

Sola Mysterium

Keith has a new book out. We spend roughly and hour talking about it and the themes in it. Pick it up today by clicking the title: Sola Mysterium: Celebrating the Beautiful Uncertainty of Everything.

Today's sponsor shall not be named. You'll just have to listen to the show!

Jun 28, 202258:19
Guns in America

Guns in America

In this week's episode, Matt and Keith talk about the gun problem in America, how we can fix it, and why we probably won't any time soon.

Plus, a word from our sponsor: Hedge of Protection. Go to hedgeofprotection.com today to get 100 dollars worth of thoughts and prayers.

Jun 14, 202201:02:22
Racism in America

Racism in America

What is replacement theory? Who is peddling it? And how does it relate to the recent mass shooting at the hands of yet another white conspiracy theorist? Find out our thoughts on today's show.

Today's episode is brought to you by Snip-Tip, the only semi-safe and sometimes effective at-home vasectomy kit.

May 31, 202201:01:40
Abortion, Women's Rights, and the Religious Right

Abortion, Women's Rights, and the Religious Right

In today's episode, two men talk about abortion. Which means, take everything said with a giant grain, or perhaps even an entire block, of salt.

Plus, a word from our sponsor, the Brett Kavanaugh Academy of Arts & Culture. Visit them at www.bkaac.org.

May 17, 202201:02:44
If God is Good, What About Suffering?

If God is Good, What About Suffering?

In this episode, Matthew and Keith tackle the problem of suffering and offer their thoughts on how a good God can put up with suffering.

Plus, we hear from our sponsor, Into the Bible, who offers a solution to the problems our children are facing in today's modern world.

May 03, 202201:01:60
Did Jesus of Nazareth Actually Exist?

Did Jesus of Nazareth Actually Exist?

Did Jesus really exist? Or is the Christ story just another myth among other myths? Or is it both? In this week's episode, our hosts discuss the issue.

Today's sponsor is brought to you by Tennessee legislator Tom Peckerwood and his anti gay marriage bill.

Apr 19, 202201:05:23
Going Full Heretic

Going Full Heretic

In this week's episode, Keith explains what is meant by "going full heretic." Plus, the guys talk about Gnosticism, the Gnostic Gospels, and what they each get from reading outside of "approved texts."

Today's sponsor is "Religious Freedom For Me," developed by Pastor Greg Masters. Check them out for exciting products and specials.

Apr 05, 202201:01:55
Heretic!

Heretic!

In this week's episode, Matt and Keith talk about Matt's book Heretic! Why he wrote it and who it's for.

Today's sponsor is a freedom-loving doozy! You won't wanna miss it.

Mar 22, 202259:10
Tolerance and the LGBTQ+ Community?

Tolerance and the LGBTQ+ Community?

In this week's episode, we talk about the churches who aren't openly homophobic, but who also aren't openly affirming. We don't name names, but you know of whom we speak.

Our sponsor is RamboJesus.com, whose mission is to spread the Gospel of God, Guns, and a little bit of Glory. Check them out today and tell them Matt and Keith sent you.

Mar 08, 202201:00:27
Responding to John Cooper of Skillet

Responding to John Cooper of Skillet

In this week's episode, your hosts respond to the latest from John Cooper of Skillet. War has been declared on "deconstructing Christians," so we fire back. 

Today's sponsor comes from the Conservative Council of Coprology, who is the world's scientific leader in phallic studies. Visit them at cocc.com for more.

Feb 22, 202201:10:23
Jesus Undefeated

Jesus Undefeated

In this week's episode, Matt and Keith talk about the doctrine of hell and why Keith wrote Jesus Undefeated. We cover a lot of ground in the show, from biblical considerations to philosophical ones. You'll wanna put on your thinking caps for this one!

Today's sponsor is Reverend Arlo Slaughter of the Backwoods Bible Fellowship, who is offering his revolutionary new product, the Satan Detector, for only $99.99. If you call them today, he'll throw in a free copy of the only approved Word of God, the King James Bible.

Feb 08, 202257:16
A Response to Alisa Childers

A Response to Alisa Childers

In this week's episode, Keith and Matt respond to a video by Alisa Childers called "How do you determine what is true according to Progressive Christianity?"

Today's sponsor is The Backslider's Coalition, who is offering 66.6% off their "Street Cred Apostate's Pack" with the promo code "streetcred."

Jan 25, 202201:00:49
A Relaunch, A Rebrand, and as Raunchy as Ever

A Relaunch, A Rebrand, and as Raunchy as Ever

I am back! And this time, I'm joined by none other than Keith Giles. In this relaunch episode, we discuss the future of the show, what we've been up to, and why we are so excited to be bringing you this show.

Today's sponsor is Wet-A**-P-Word, the web's first conservative-only p**n site. Use promo code "conservativecreampie" to save 69% off your first month's subscription.

#apostates #heretics #rebranding

Jan 11, 202253:22
Fare Thee Well
Apr 05, 202126:58
Breaking Down the Bars: Burn It Down
Mar 25, 202124:56
Breaking Down the Bars: What U Know?
Mar 16, 202124:42
Breaking Down the Bars: State of Mind
Mar 08, 202131:32
Breaking Down the Bars: 25 Years
Mar 01, 202137:28
More on Cancel Culture
Feb 22, 202132:56
The Impeachment
Feb 15, 202132:53
Previewing What's to Come

Previewing What's to Come

I am currently moving, so didn't have time to put up a full episode. We'll be back next Monday though, so stay tuned!

#preview #apostatesanonymous #podcastpreview #movingtime

Feb 08, 202105:52
What's With All The Deconstruction Stories? (w/Special Guest Keith Giles)
Feb 01, 202147:27
Mimetic Theory, Girard, and White Supremacy (w/Special Guests Lindsey Paris-Lopez and Adam Ericksen)
Jan 25, 202101:10:21
The Church Can Go to Hell (w/Special Guest Desimber Rose)

The Church Can Go to Hell (w/Special Guest Desimber Rose)

Today's episode is straight fire. In it, I sit down with new Quoir author Desimber Rose, to discuss her book "The Church Can Go to Hell."

To listen to her spoken word, check out her YouTube.

Find her on Facebook and send her a request.

To support this show, check out my Patreon.

#thechurch #books #quoir #desimberrose #spokenword

Jan 18, 202141:45
Football Fridays: Going on Hiatus
Jan 15, 202104:23
God Is Grey (w/Special Guest Brenda Marie Davies)
Jan 11, 202153:47
Masks and Freedom
Jan 04, 202131:06