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Archaic

Archaic

By Matt Mello
Now collaborating with hip hop recording artist ImOnIt Season 0: (LISTENERS DISCRETION ADVISED!!) fun and games where ANYTHING can be said or done! Season 1: The Natural State (of hypocrisy perhaps) has some of the oddest and strictest laws! Season 2: Dark Forests explores crime, mystery, and darkness! You haven’t heard anything yet! ImOnIt available at: https://m.soundcloud.com/user-823453504 YouTube at: https://youtube.com/channel/UCTZod2AYEPOmCwkX7U5PCGg SPOTIFY at: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4q9sjkqvVG2UpkpK7VgPOg?si=ma6f2cepSdmninjLnk2Inw&dl_branch=1
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S0E3: White Trash Matters- The Fighting Phone Couple ( **LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED**)
DISCLAIMER ****(Some language may be considered Offensive!)!!!! Well TOO DAMN BAD! This is how Arkansas people really be acting! Phone call between two white folks.
09:17
July 31, 2021
S0E2: White Trash Matters- The B-RAD (***LISTENER ADVISORY**)
SEASON-ZERO is EXCLUSIVELY by: host/producer/ only person who only remotely wants to be responsible:   JoBob White SEASON ZERO and its host, JoBob continue on the Arkansas bashing.... II DO NOT PICK ON INNOCENT PEOPLE. This really IS your brain on drugs!! Now that you know that… here goes. A bad choice making young man has become the topic that will completely re-define TRASHY WHITE PEOPLE! This is his Matter..,,  
06:34
July 30, 2021
Archaic Trailer
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00:58
July 30, 2021
S0E1: White Trash Matters- Test My Driving (LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED)
SEASON ZERO debut Episode Don’t be ‘Bad to Billy’ lest you become an unsavoury episode of Season 0! I “keep trying to tell ya’ll how these people really is” LISTENER SHOCK COMEDY ImOnIt YouTube link: https://youtube.com/channel/UCTZod2AYEPOmCwkX7U5PCGg  SEASON-ZERO is EXCLUSIVELY by: host/producer/ only person who only remotely wants to be responsible: JoBob White
06:14
July 30, 2021
‘ImOnIt!’ Extended Trailer for ‘Archaic’ Seasons: 0 & 2!
An EXTENDED peek at what you have in store from Two Rollercoaster Seasons at DIFFERENT ends of the spectrum! I’m Comin 2021 Album available on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/album/56T1fs7DDUTcXzzx7ybYWx?si=SDf79qBGR660jFB81z7JuA&dl_branch=1
02:26
July 30, 2021
S1E4: CRIMINAL CODES (Part 1): MISDEMEANOR
Part 1 of 3: This episode take us on an exploration and breakdown of each class along with crimes & penalties of a Misdemeanour.
18:57
July 21, 2021
S1E7: Criminal Codes (Part 2): MURDERS/PENALTIES
Part 2 of 3: DEATH PENALTY and in depth at various degrees of MURDER (Capital, Murder in the First, 2nd Degree, and Manslaughter) Explained. 
17:52
July 21, 2021
S1E14: Naturist Symbol Origins (SEASON 1 FINALE)
SEASON FINALE…Features clips of Hector Martinez along with my original audio message and thoughts. Bjor’s original interview as the man behind the movement to create an International Naturist Symbol. SillyBare is credited with having drawn and created it. Original Interview by Hector Martinez https://youtu.be/FAofexcgm2w https://www.patreon.com/hectormtz https://sillybare.com https://www.naturistsymbol.org/ Check out BjörC./TeamNaturist on Twitter. https://twitter.com/IbanSaram?s=20 https://twitter.com/_Hector_Mtz?s=20
22:26
July 4, 2021
Naturist Living Show Promo- Directors Cut (BONUS)
This Bonus is A huge thanks to the Naturist Living Show and Stephane Deschenes of Bare Oaks for this feature. (I can’t believe I forgot to add my show intro in tho lol)
12:11
June 29, 2021
S1E13: Coventry and the Legend of Lady Godiva
Interview with Bill, who along with his wife Susan, own Coventry Naturist Resort in Milton, Vermont. He tells us the history of the club, his worst guests ever, Vermont Nudism laws, and more. coventryresort.com. Coventry Club & Resort, Inc. 468 Beebe Hill Rd Milton, VT 05468 Phone: 802 893-7773 Office hours are: Mon-Sat: 10–5:30PM; Sun: 10–5:00PM Email: info@coventryresort.com
26:46
June 26, 2021
Episode 12 - The Nudism Laws: Label of Nature
Featuring: Hector, Bjor, and Ashley Nicole. This episode looks at the history of the labels in naturism and terms associated with it.
25:11
June 19, 2021
Episode 11 - The Nudism Laws: Royal Decree
Subjective & Objective views offer No clear definitions of the Legal Code
15:43
June 18, 2021
Season 2 Trailer- Archaic: The Dark Forest
Murders, Mysteries, and True Natural State Crime from Arkansas’ Darkest History. On October 20 Get a glimpse at the Dark Side of Natural!
01:06
June 18, 2021
Episode 10: (CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES) Part 1: and What to Find In Them
Schedule Class I-VI list of Controlled Substances and What to find in them.
30:43
June 17, 2021
Muscular Acceptance
Very few podcasts talk discuss these kinds of issues.
07:18
June 6, 2021
Trailers’ Introductory Park
What is ‘Archaic’ really about? Trailers & the Comical approach along with your kinda music to show that not everything has to be “Sooo Serious”
09:33
June 4, 2021
Episode 9- The Nudism Laws: Your Law Isn’t the SAME as Mine
https://www.governor.arkansas.gov/ Arkansas Ban on Naturism and living natural promotes body shaming and unacceptable and we’re going to rip into very word of the law and not just ONE loophole will get revealed. This week all bets are off and I take no prisoners.
17:50
June 4, 2021
Episode 8: CRIMINAL CODES (Part 3): Degrees of the Felony
Part 3/3: with so many classes for murder this final part puts the nail in the coffin for our look at examples of the Arkansas Criminal Code.
11:52
May 27, 2021
Episode 5: Coward of the County
Cowards, Illegally flirting, and Darlene is back to tell us some interesting Pop Culture facts.
14:03
May 27, 2021
Episode 3: Darlene the ‘Southern Darling’
Darlene's tale demystifies how religion and culture in the South affects the mindset of its inhabitants. Your feedback/comments: Want to tell your story?  email at: naturistknight@gmail.com  Twitter: @NaturistState  MeWe: http://mewe.com/i/nsn https://anchor.fm/archaic  Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/naturalstatenaturist  Voice Message: https://anchor.fm/archaic/message
11:17
May 27, 2021
Episode 2: Honky?
Home of Muscular Naturism! Exploiting Customs, Laws, Beliefs so Barbaric they are..,.ARCHAIC! Offenses: 5-14-111 (Public Sexual Indecency); 5-14-112 (indecent Exposure) Want to tell your story? email at: naturistknight@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/archaic https://anchor.fm/archaic/message
27:53
May 27, 2021
Episode 1: ‘The UN-Natural State’
Do you enjoy hiking, or any outdoor activity while in your natural state? Better not in Arkansas. This first episode gives a rundown of what to expect this season as we look at Arkansas’ dumbest laws. Want to tell your story? naturistknight@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/archaicark/message
15:52
May 27, 2021